The world is cool

"Turn around."

"One more turn."

"Do you want me to dance a ballet for you?"

"Young bastard, I'm as poor as I am. Put on this skin, it's quick."

Fuck, I am happy to dance the hula with bare buttocks!

My name is Feng Yiyi, I'm a thief, and I'm quite well-known in Taoism. The younger generation will respectfully call Brother Lu when they see each other, but after a long time, I almost forgot that my surname is Feng and not Lu.I don't steal anything but cars. The better the car, the more difficult it is to steal the car, the more willing to do it. Skilled, cunning in escape, and strong anti-reconnaissance awareness. I entered the industry at the age of 25 and folded in at the age of 30. It's been five years.

In fact, it’s quite stupid to turn back this time. I’ve seen many expensive sports cars, but Nima really didn’t have diamonds, not one by one, but fucking piece by piece. At that time, my dog’s eyes were blinded.In fact, even if this kind of car is stolen, there is no way to get rid of it. It is obvious that the one I remodeled may be the only one in the world, so my idea at the time was really stupid and naive—it’s okay to drive it for an hour or so. Take the addiction, and then throw it into any barren mountains and let them find it.As a result, this car really did not disappoint me, the engine, the power, the feeling of flying, it was like making love to my mother, so I couldn't get off after riding on it, until I was surrounded by more than a dozen police cars.The car has the most advanced global positioning system, and the owner of the car is a master who can use all the police forces of the city bureau to chase after the thief.

As soon as I entered the game, all the old sesame seeds and rotten millet were turned out. The judge read the verdict for 10 minutes with a blank face, and finally I heard two words clearly—six years.At that time, I was still immersed in the joy of finally being able to escape from the labor camp-like detention center. I had no real sense of the upcoming six-year prison life, until I was led here, and what is this called... Oh yes, Yu Qingzhou , Yu Guanjiao, the other party looks good, but it's a pity that his eye sockets are swollen and he has an over-indulgent demeanor.Wu Yanzu's appearance and Wu Zhenyu's temperament, I was just about to praise you for a good mix and match, but the other party beat him first—take off, check.

So there was the scene above.

I am very angry, I think my dignity has been insulted, I want to greet his whole family, I want to yell at your sister, I am not a sucker who can hide drugs with his ass! ?

But I'm not crazy yet.

This is a prison, the other party is the guard, and I, Feng Yiyi, am just a prisoner who is about to spend six years in prison under the other party's hands.

The corridor of the prison is very long. I don’t know if this is considered a corridor, because it is semi-open-air. On the left wall, there are one after another cell doors that are exactly the same, except for the number, and the right is waist-high. half of the wall.The corridor is very narrow and can accommodate at most two people walking side by side, but Guanjiao Yu and I walked very leisurely because I followed him with a snakeskin bag.Half of the wall is very short, and you can see the outside and the sky when you turn your head. It's a pity that the concrete wall is sealed with iron railings, and even the sky becomes strips.

I took a deep breath and tried my best to enlighten myself. You see, this place is actually not bad. Although there is not much freedom, you can control food, drink and live. You don’t have to worry about wind and rain, and you don’t have to worry about extreme heat and cold. Judging from the price, I have made money, which is clearly entering the era of high welfare pensions ahead of schedule.As for those terrifying sentry grids in the distance, as long as I am a good citizen, what does it matter to me?

I was in self-hypnosis when my left knee suddenly felt sore, and I was caught off guard and half-kneeled on the ground, and the snakeskin bag fell to the ground with a dull sound.

Fucking grandson kick me!

"You thought you were here to visit? We're here, hurry up and let me in!" Yu Qingzhou didn't seem to be having fun yet, I just stood up, and he patted my ass again, and I'm a majestic seven-foot man just let me in. The egg was kicked into the prison.

Second Supervisor, NO.17.

There was no one in the room, but it was not unoccupied. Three iron beds with bunk beds were squeezed into the narrow space, two of which neatly occupied a corner. An iron bed was obviously just stuffed in, and it was randomly placed in the middle of the room. The dust on the thin wooden bed board was clearly visible.

"You will live here from now on, be honest and don't cause trouble. I'm fine with you. There are eight people in other accounts. It's cheaper for you to live here." The snakeskin bag that just fell on the ground was thrown in by the bastard, and the prison was unified The things I sent were of poor quality. After being dropped like this, the zipper broke open, revealing the unattractive plaid sheets and plastic toilet utensils that were poisonous or not.

I ignored the things on the ground, but with my heels together, I gave a funny military salute to the bastard: "Obey!"

The effect was good, the bastard's face darkened, and he slammed the door.

I heard the sound of the lock being locked, and glanced at the door panel, but there was no glass or small hole inside, very good, I gave my middle finger to the door.Damn, what the hell!

The bastard is gone, and I can finally calm down and look at this "dormitory" where my new life is about to start.

White walls, tiled floors, a study table, a broken ceiling fan, a locker, and the same snakeskin bag stuffed under the two iron-frame beds that I was holding.Since I dared to lock it, there is naturally a separate bathroom. I walked over and opened the door, and the peculiar smell came out, but it was not as heinous as I imagined, and the inside was clean. The basement I lived in when I debuted was better.However, I am strongly skeptical about the "eight people living" that the bastard said. Nima, there are three bunk beds in this room, and it is almost impossible to get on. He sits as a stool!

The empty room has no extra items except for toiletries, and even the toiletries are arranged according to size. I suspect that this is actually a room full of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

I don't know why all the "roommates" have gone and when they will come back, but you can't expect the same Tianya reformer to help you make the quilt and wipe the bed when you are new.Fortunately, there is a rag on the toilet drain pipe, so you can wipe the bed board after washing.After wiping the bed, I spent another 2 minutes thinking about the interior layout. Finally, I pushed the study desk in the middle to the innermost side, stuck to the heater on the wall, and then pushed the new bed to the lower left corner. In this way, the room furnishings It becomes that the original two iron beds continue to occupy the upper left and right corners, with windows in between. Below the windows are heaters and desks, while the new bed is in the lower left corner, and a locker is placed in the lower right corner. Because it saves space, it will not affect the Discipline opens the door.

Two square meters per person?I can't estimate it.I really caught up with the chickens in the farm. If there is another SARS bird flu or something, it will definitely be wiped out.

The sheets and quilts issued by the prison are the same as the prison uniform I wear, which is so ugly.This may be intentional, in disguise to mentally torture the prisoner.I'm used to sleeping on hard beds, so I don't feel any discomfort lying on them now, but the bed doesn't seem too firm, and when I turn over, it creaks and screams, it's terrible, I can almost foresee the symphony of the night.

I don't know how the old man is doing now.

I lay on the bed and looked at the wooden slag board on it. Slowly, the board became a big screen, and the scene of the trial day began to be replayed slowly.First, the judge read the verdict, then the aunt's disgusted face of "I knew you would end well", and finally, the picture was fixed on the close-up of the old man.In this life, I was the only one who was beaten and cried by the other party. I have never seen the old man cry. When my mother ran away with someone, he only drank for a night, but now I know, I compare My mother is lethal.

Fuck, it's only been six years, do you want to make it look like I'm going to be shot!

The bastards come and go like the wind, at least in my perception, the time has passed only a little bit, and the door of the cell was opened for the second time.

The first person who came in was a shaggy young man, a little over 1.7 meters tall, with a small frame, and he looked Korean in prison uniform.The reason why he is said to be stupefied is because this kid rushed towards me as soon as he entered the door, and then he couldn't brake enough, and slammed on the edge of my bed, causing him to cry out in pain: "Why is there so much trouble?" bed!"

Damn, there is another big living person for you to filter? !

"Let's all know each other." The bastard stood at the door, looking like a dog in his summer uniform.

Two people came out from behind him, filed in, and finally formed a distribution map of the bastard standing outside and we standing inside, separated by the door.

The last two people came in, one was like the reincarnation of Lu Zhishen, with a bald head, shiny arms and a round waist, and his visual height was over [-]. I think I have a good physique and can be called fit, but compared with the other party, I am fucking qualified to be Miss World.The other man was the only one in the group who was comfortable - including the bastards.I'm about the same size as me at [-], but I don't know if it's because of the proportions. He looks tall, wears glasses, is elegant, and his body is not as good as Lu Zhishen. It's almost like me, but at least he looks like a grown man, not like that big-eyed guy. Little bastard, I guess the fur hasn't fully grown yet.

"Zhou Cheng!" The bastard suddenly shouted.

I was startled, and my heart didn't slow down for a long time, when I heard the little white face wearing glasses answer confidently: "Here!"

"Jin Dafu!" The bastard shouted again.

Lu Zhishen straightened his back in an instant: "Here!"

"Rong Kai!"

I've gotten used to it, and turned my gaze to "Korean boy", who didn't scream like a psychopath, but only answered "yes" in a well-regulated and even a little impatient manner, and then muttered in a low voice, "Guardian Yu, actually I think Your habit of achieving spiritual pleasure by establishing authority is very naive, really, and it fully reflects your inner poverty and depression. This is a disease that can be cured..."

"Feng Yiyi!" The bastard ignored Rong Kai at all, it seemed that he had long been used to the other party's nervousness, and he didn't even bother to frown.

When the name was called, I decided to follow the example of most, take a rest, stand at attention, take a deep breath and expand my chest: "To—"

The bastard picked out his ears, with an impatient expression on his face: "Okay, from now on, everyone will squat together, love each other, help each other, and whoever gets itchy will make some trouble, I'm bored. "

No one responded.

The bastard didn't need to respond, he closed and locked the door, turned around and left.

Whether you listen or not, life will give you the answer.

After the guard left, the air in the prison slowly began to flow. Jin Dafu went to the faucet to wash his face briefly, then sat down on the lower bunk of the steel frame bed in the upper left corner, took off his shoes and went to bed, turned over and fell asleep.Zhou Cheng also went to the faucet to wash his hands very seriously. I guess this person has a cleansing habit, and normal people don't soap four times.After washing, the man climbed to Jin Dafu's upper bunk, took out a book from under the tofu block, and read it.The remaining one, Rong Kai, was not idle, chatting around me endlessly.

"Hey, what did you do...Don't say it! Let me guess...Age 28 to 32, with hesitant eyes, slender fingers without calluses, stable mood...and a little cynical, probably because I don't think I What big thing did you do... Hurt someone? It's not like... Killing and stealing is more like PASS, murderers can't come to our prison..." For some reason, when he said this, he suddenly raised his head and glanced at Zhou Cheng who was reading a book, and then the corner of his mouth Raising a malicious arc, "Oh, there are exceptions, but you don't seem to be fucked...Let me think about it again, fraud? Theft? Rape is unlikely but it can't be ruled out... "

"Theft." I gritted my teeth and spit out the correct answer. I can no longer tolerate a brat slandering my character.Uh, I have this thing right.

"It's boring." The little brat actually looked disappointed.

Who was he hoping to come in?Now I'm curious.

But that kid obviously didn't have the desire to answer, he kicked off his shoes and ran barefoot to another bed, snapped, jumped on the upper and lower bunks, and rolled like a loach: "It's so annoying, what the hell is such a small broken house?" Cypriots!"

Hold!I don't despise you, you lunatic, but you despise me? !

"It's not that I am willing to choose, and besides, there are eight other houses!" That bastard mother won't fool me, right?

"Yu Qingzhou told you?" Rong Kai's mind was spinning fast, and I have already experienced this, so he doesn't need me to answer, the so-called interrogative sentence is just a deformation of the affirmative sentence, "Then did he Said that the area of ​​NO.17 is only half of the other houses?"

"Ah? Why?" I can be considered as a silly goose as he wished.

"Because our cell is at the end of the cell, with a special layout." A hoarse and deep voice came, Jin Dafu got up at some point, his brows were tightly frowned, and his face was impatient, "Rong Kai, you haven't spoken in 800 years right?"

The person who was called gave a "tss" and reluctantly shut up.

I raised my eyebrows, this speech is quite powerful, could this be the legendary prison boss?

But Lu Zhishen didn't continue to show his power. Seeing that Rong Kai had calmed down, he lay down and turned over, and continued to squint.

Before I came here, I simulated the prison in countless forms according to the movies I watched, and all of them were linked to violence and chaos. I even thought about imitating the recent popular American drama Prison Break and tattooing the map, but this is really not a reliable one. Not to mention the pain and pain of getting a tattoo is something that luxury and lustful people like me can't bear, let's just say where the hell am I going to get this prison map?It is impossible for Baidu to know.So this plan was regrettably abandoned.

But now it seems that it is right to give up.It's better here than I thought, at least everyone looks like a person.

Alas, it's a pity that I have been brewing up the fighting blood for several days in vain.