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If there is anything that is as essential as air in the lives of Zhou Cheng and Rong Kai, it is quarrels.

Watching TV and grabbing the remote control will be noisy.

Playing computer games can be noisy.

Cooking a meal in the kitchen on a whim will be noisy.

Downstairs neighbors dogs bark at night, one has to scold and the other has to endure and make noise.

Zhou Daxian looked down on the lack of common sense of the Martians, and always wanted to control them. The Martians hated Zhou Daxian's preaching, so they would explode as soon as they were controlled.If you have to find a time period where there is no quarrel at all, it can only be on the bed, the former will make the latter so exhausted.

Zhou Cheng has never been in favor of using violence to solve problems. He believes that relying on human reason can suppress the dark side of the heart, but as soon as he gets into bed, his reason flies to the hometown of Martians.

What are you fighting about this time?He is as thoughtful as Zhou Cheng, and he can't even remember. He only knows that two men in their 70s together spent half an hour accusing each other in the living room on a sunny weekend afternoon. Although one stood there blushing and had a thick neck, and the other sat calmly on the sofa, the offense and defense were still very exciting.

When it comes to quarrels, the Martian will always lose more than win, but he can't stand it. He has no sense of proportion and likes to speak harshly. For example, now, he swears that the spark between Zhou Cheng and Zhou Cheng was broken by the dead GAY. It is said to be abduction, and it is seduction丨rape at a big scale, and it is the first time to have sex in a hotel where there is a suspicion of violence to prove the reliability of the statement!

The fire in Zhou Cheng's heart was ignited. It was very strange. He knew that the Martians did not use their brains when they spoke, especially when they were angry and their brains completely evaporated, but they would still be ignited. If they were ignited, their words would be out of control: The first time I abducted you, but later on, whoever wants to be my sex friend still asks for a hug from the left and the right to a kiss. I have done my kindness to meet the demands of the masses, but now I am completely ruined.”

If Rong Kai was angry before, then he is mad now, his eye circles began to turn red uncontrollably, he was so angry that he lost his ability to organize his language, and he just said one word over and over again: "Break up! You don't need to be kind, I'm fucking I won't go with you!"

This is not the first time Martians raised points, and it is destined not to be the last, so Zhou Cheng shrugged generously: "It's up to you."

Slammed out.

That's what Martians will always do.

Zhou Cheng took a deep breath, and then breathed again, and it took a long time to dissipate the fire in his heart.

If this goes on like this, his life will be shortened, he thought, why did he agree to be with Rong Kai with a fever at the beginning, it is unscientific.

After thinking about it, Zhou Cheng can only attribute it to the lower body.The taste of Martians on the bed was ecstasy. He didn't want to admit that he was a vulgar person, and he was confident that he could handle it at critical moments, but obviously he didn't take it seriously when it came to the issue of Martians.

Or... just let it go?

When this thought flashed, two hours had passed since the Martian ran away from home.

Zhou Cheng was taken aback by his own thoughts, but it was only for a moment, and soon he found the source of this idea from the perspective of psychological analysis.Regardless of whether it is feasible or not, at least it is understandable to have this idea. He has suffered endless torture from the Martians mentally, so the subconscious mind that seeks advantages and avoids disadvantages is always eager to get out of this situation.

The phone suddenly screamed, to be exact, it was a woman's scream, which interrupted Zhou Daxian's thinking and increased Zhou Daxian's irritability - Rong Kai secretly changed the ringtone of his phone again, and each time it sounded worse!

"Have you figured it out?" Zhou Cheng's voice was a little cold, but still calm, "If you figured it out, come back quickly, no one is waiting for you to eat."

"It's just right, I'm eating out tonight." The other end of the phone didn't choke, but heaved a sigh of relief.

Zhou Cheng sensed that something was wrong, so he wouldn't be surprised if the other party replied at this time, who the hell is using you to wait for me to eat outside.

"That's it, I'm hanging up." Rong Kai's breath was a little unsteady, as if he was eager to end the call.

"What happened?" Zhou Cheng narrowed his eyes and interrupted him.

"No," Rong Kai's denial was almost immediate, "I just told you that I won't go back to eat at night, uh, maybe I won't go back to sleep, anyway, you don't want to see me now, I'll go back..."

"Rong Kai." Zhou Cheng rarely called a Martian by his first and last name, and once he did, it meant a serious warning.

There was a brief silence on the other end of the phone, and then Zhou Cheng heard the Martian pretend to be relaxed and said: "It's nothing, I just met my dad on the road, um, dear dad."

"Where are you?"

"Ok?"

"I asked the fuck where you are now!"

Zhou Cheng's sudden outburst frightened the Martian, and he hurriedly reported a string of addresses.

Zhou Cheng only needed to listen to it once, hung up the phone and rushed to the scene.

Shouldn't the Martians have jumped out of the cracks in the rocks? Where did a father come out?And what is dad going to do?Take Martians back to Mars?

Zhou Cheng had long forgotten that not long ago his subconscious reminded him that he could break up with Rong Kai.

He only has one thought now, the Martians are about to be picked up by Daddy Martian, and he must rush to stop the flying saucer before it leaves the earth!

As for why it is blocked?unimportant.What are you doing to stop it?unimportant.Even if he just kept arguing with himself, and the quarrel was so dizzying, he admitted it.

The address given by Rong Kai was very biased. Zhou Cheng suspected that he spent two hours on the road, so that the taxi driver drove desperately, and it took an hour and a half to reach the destination.

Rong Kai was sitting by the window in the restaurant, Zhou Cheng got out of the car and saw that big head at a glance.

My heart, which had been hanging all the way, calmed down inexplicably.

Entering the restaurant, Zhou Cheng and the waiter who came forward said they were looking for friends, so they went straight to Rong Kai's table. There were two sets of tableware, but there was only one person.

"Why are you the only one left?" Zhou Cheng pulled away the chair and sat opposite Rong Kai.

"Who told you to come late." The Martian shrugged with an innocent expression.

Zhou Cheng pushed the plate containing the cold leftovers in front of him to the side, and asked casually, "What are you talking about?"

"Just talk about the days of these years, and also express the shame that he left me to fend for myself."

"that's it?"

"Otherwise," the Martian leaned forward and smiled maliciously, "what else do you think there should be?"

Zhou Cheng was as motionless as a bell, silent.

"I was so anxious on the phone, why are you so depressed now?" The Martian raised his eyebrows, "If you don't want me to say it, it's nothing to be ashamed of."

Zhou Cheng was amused: "Where does your confidence come from, please clarify."

Rong Kai's smile faded, and finally disappeared: "Then why are you running here in such a hurry? Aren't you afraid that I will follow him?"

Zhou Cheng narrowed his eyes: "He asked you to go home with him?"

"Well, he said he would make it up to me," Rong Kai straightened his body and sat upright, "I told him to think about it for two days, but now it seems unnecessary, you're annoying me anyway, right?"

"Yes," Zhou Cheng looked at the other party quietly, "You are really annoying."

Rong Kai froze there, moved his mouth several times, but didn't say a word.

Zhou Cheng reached out his hand to wipe off the cream on the corner of the Martian's mouth, and continued: "I've already let you take half your life, so do you want the rest?"

Rong Kai didn't answer.

Zhou Daxian didn't know how the Martian jumped over the entire table. When he realized it, he and the soft seat had been thrown down together. The waiter thought they were fighting, and wanted to fight but was afraid of being accidentally injured. Between reason and conscience Tangled and struggling.

It was a memorable night in Zhou Cheng's life.

Because he finally overcame his psychological barrier and frankly admitted that he was a masochist. If one day he died of a heart attack due to a quarrel with Rong Kai, he would truthfully tell the king in front of Hades: I asked for it, you can despise me as much as you want .

As for Rong Kai's own father, he never showed up again.

It took a long time before Zhou Cheng found out that the Martian not only received the olive branch back home that night, but also threw out the rocket launcher that came out of the closet, so the olive branch was blown up to ashes, and his father even dropped two plates before leaving.

"I don't want this kind of father." Zhou Cheng said when talking about this after an incident.

The Martian nodded: "I didn't plan to ask for it at first, but you are enough."

Zhou Cheng always felt that the logical relationship was a bit messy, but when he saw the Martian's outstretched arm, he naturally hugged him into his arms, and after that, he forgot all the logic and illogicality.

The author has something to say: This is the end of the world.

I sincerely thank everyone for accompanying Zhuangzhuang all the way here.

The pit opened in March and ended in March, which is really a whole year.This article is written very slowly, so it is also very slow. The friends who can persist here are all real men!Those friends who didn't hold on and despised me, I also accepted it humbly, sweat, in short, the heart written in the world is very peaceful, and I feel that life should be like this bit by bit.If the same feeling is conveyed even a little bit, it will be my success.

Finally, I would like to thank all the friends who like this article again. Without your encouragement, this article would not exist.Love you guys!