The world is cool

Everything in the world complements each other. For example, if there is a pot, there must be a lid; if there is a bowl, there must be chopsticks; There must be new regulations.

In the era of the old playground, our time for exercising was very limited. I will not talk about it in normal times. It is exhausting to go to work. On weekends, we can only go out for about an hour. Because the space is limited and there are too many prisoners in the prison, each prison The district can also be allocated such a pitiful hour.But with the new playground, everything is different. The original deserted open space has been included, and the area has almost doubled. With the addition of the horizontal bar and parallel bar basketball court, the sports form is called diversification. If it is not complete, dig a sandpit in two days. That would be a real job.As a result, the time for airing has also been expanded from one hour to more than half a day, that is to say, at least half a day of activities on the playground every weekend, no limit for more, and less points deducted.

"I still bring this?" I was speechless at the new regulations posted on the cell door. It's not that I don't want to exercise, but it's just that good things are not mandatory, which is really incomprehensible.

"I think it's kind of half-day. According to the idea of ​​the superior, it's better to exhaust us physically, and then we won't have the energy to fight or play tricks." When he said this, Rong Kai glanced at Zhou intentionally or unintentionally. Cheng.

The latter was blessed in his heart, slightly raised his head from the book, and smiled at him.

"Damn it, you want to disgust me to death!" Rong Kai shrieked in a fit of chills.

My black line, I admire Rong Kai, and I admire Zhou Cheng even more.

"Little lunatic," I hooked my fingers, "I have a question for you."

Rong Kai leaned over naturally: "What?"

I was serious: "Have you ever liked a girl and it happened that the girl also liked a girl?"

It is rare for the little lunatic to show an embarrassing expression: "Did you speak Chinese just now?"

I sighed, half explaining half doubting: "Otherwise, where would such a big hatred come from?"

The little lunatic understood this time, knowing that I was amusing him, and pulled his face down: "I just feel disgusting, can't I?"

"Okay, of course." I shrugged, "I'm just curious, just ask."

Rong Kai looked disgusted: "All of you have faults, so you can bear to watch such disgusting things?"

I leaned forward slightly to get close to the little lunatic, put away my jokes, and became serious: "Actually, I have thought about this for a long time, but I think I should either not do it, or do it thoroughly at once."

Rong Kai's eyes lit up immediately: "Say what you say."

I kept my voice extremely low, with a hint of ferocity: "On a dark and windy night, when everyone is asleep, we will crawl over in the dark and unscrew the thing under them."

The little lunatic stared wide-eyed, and his face began to turn pale: "Unarmed, unarmed?"

Well, what kind of spirit is it if you don't forget to discuss technical issues even though you can't talk about it?

"Of course, we don't have scissors, so we can only use our hands," I said while gesticulating with my hands, simulating, "Just hold it gently, apply force, and twist it! Don't worry, there won't be much blood when you tear it off. How old is it? Didn’t all the eunuchs in ancient China live well? Let’s take ten thousand steps back. If it is not unscrewed, the thing will definitely not work anymore, and our goal can be achieved. How about it?”

Rong Kai's face has turned white into wax paper, his big eyes are blinking uneasily, even his eyelashes are shaking: "If you get caught, you will have points deducted..."

Countless grass and mud horses are running wildly in my chest, and I have the heart to kowtow to Rong Kai. The focus of your mother's attention is to have personality!

"And it's too bloody..." Well, I finally paid attention to it.

"Also, let me hold that hand..." The little lunatic's thinking circuit slowly revived, and the familiar and unflattering aura also dyed his eyes again, "Wait a minute, Feng Yiyi, you didn't do it on purpose, did you? "

I blinked, ignorant and innocent.

Looking at each other for a few seconds, Rong Kai suddenly looked up to the sky and howled, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—"

I was so frightened that I took a few steps back. The little lunatic's hair blowing was in my expectation, but it was too intense. What did he think of in those few seconds just now... So, it is not good to think too much, well.

Zhou Cheng, who was silently watching the audience, finally couldn't bear it any longer, put down his book, and cheered at me: "Feng Yiyi, you are very suitable to be a parent, really."

"You care about it and you keep it, I don't want it." Such a son on the stall must die young!

"Fucking Feng, you still despise me. If I want to have a father like you, I have to cry on the ancestral grave every day! No, my brain and your brain can't come from the same ancestral grave at all! Either I was adopted, or Your daughter-in-law is cheating on you!"

"Well then, you are adopted."

"..."

You see, there are still pies in the sky, and you can get a son for nothing by going to jail, so I decided that from now on, no matter how difficult life is, I will have a grateful heart.

On the first Saturday morning when the new regulations were promulgated, we set foot on the playground.If that conference is not counted, this is actually the first time we have used it in the true sense.

The release is still based on the prison area, but because the place is so big, four prison areas can be released together, but the areas still have to be divided, and then each prison area is its own master in its own territory.Rong Kai said that this is to avoid friction, people in different prison areas don't know each other, bumps and bumps are inevitable, and it will be more harmonious if people in the same prison area get to know each other well.I think his analysis is very reasonable. In fact, in most cases, the analysis of the little lunatic is very reasonable, so that I feel a little resentment for him. There is nothing wrong with such a good brain, it must be a scam.The little lunatic didn't take it seriously, pointed at my white and tender paws and said, why don't you learn beauty and hairdressing with such skillful hands?I was at a loss for words, and then realized.The reason why the two of us folded in is actually the same, we want to find a way to get money, and this way must conform to the Olympic spirit-higher, faster and stronger.

Our second prison mainly operates in the northeast direction of the playground, but because it is not mandatory to divide, there are also individual stragglers wandering around.No way, the horizontal and parallel bars are in the southwest corner, so you can't let people hang on the backboard to practice pull-ups.Fortunately, most of the inmates are honest, because there are really limited things to play with. Apart from playing basketball and practicing the horizontal bar, the only thing left is to go for a walk.

I don’t know which leader came up with a whim. If you don’t want to plant a few trees around the playground, you can plant them, and you can plant some healthy ones. Okay, all of them are like sister Lin. Now it’s time to bloom. I saw a few pitiful flowers sparsely blooming on the gray branches, and a slightly stronger wind blew past, and half of them fell, which had no aesthetic feeling at all, and only added to the desolation.

I walked around the playground several times. I was really bored, so I decided to join the crowd watching the basketball.

It is said to be onlookers, but in fact it is mainly booing and appreciation supplemented.I don’t know if the sports level in our prison area is really low, or the venue is too new and the masses have not yet adapted to it. In short, the heroic appearance of the first wave of players who set foot on the court is really unbelievable. They all have the heart to go up and kick two feet, maybe they can kick the ball into the basket.

"I said, will you guys know how to play? Substitute and replace!" I am not the only one who can't stand it.

But why is this voice familiar?

I followed the reputation and looked over, yo, what a little lunatic.

As soon as Rong Kai raised the pole, heroes from all walks of life responded one after another. After a while, the field was full of new faces.

I thought that the little lunatic was just going up to play, but I didn't expect him to be really famous for his dribbling, passing, and three-step layups. I can tell that this guy has practiced before.The onlookers changed from booing to applauding. I suddenly wanted to tell someone that your mother lived alone in the house for more than half a year. I didn't know that guy could play basketball!

I'm going to talk to someone, I have to talk to someone I can relate to, or I'm going to suffocate.

After searching for a long time, I found a pair of familiar glasses in the crowd. I hurried over and slapped the other person on the shoulder: "Stop hiding here and pretending to be an intellectual, and watch the little madman play basketball." Si Fangfeng also brought a book, convinced.

Zhou Cheng raised his head and pushed down his glasses: "I'm not alone."

I was stunned, and subconsciously looked to the side, okay, I'm still sitting on the ground alone.

"Hua'er, it's cold on the ground, and it's easy to get a stomachache after sitting for a long time."

Huahua looked up at me, her eyes narrowed slightly because of the sunlight, at first glance she thought he was smiling.

I wanted to stretch out my hand to pull him up, but after much deliberation, I gave up.Well, I'm afraid that he will throw me away again, I can't afford to lose that person.

If you can't pull Huahua, you can pull Zhou Cheng: "Let's go, let's go, the little lunatic is playing basketball, it's really good."

I thought that I would have to grind my mouth for a few minutes, but Zhou Cheng closed the book and readily agreed, "Okay." What surprised me even more was that he actually lowered his head and persuaded Huahua, "Let's go together."

Then Huahua thought about it for three seconds, then got up and patted the dirt, agreeing!

I don't want to be treated so differently!

I am wronged.

I'm uncomfortable.

My fragile heart has been irreparably wounded.

"Feng Yiyi, why are you standing there?" Zhou Cheng, who had walked a few steps, turned his head in wonder.

"Suddenly I don't want to go."

"Oh, it seems that Jin Dafu has also played."

"Where is it!"

Facts have proved that my self-healing ability is very strong, of course Zhou Cheng did not lie to me.Jin Dafu really came on the field, he was in a team with Rong Kai, he was fighting against others, and there was a decent scorer standing on the sidelines, whoever scored a goal, he would shout a few to a few.

I never imagined that the stadium would become so formal in just a few minutes, and Rong Kai is not the only one who can play, he is also a guard, and the kid from the other team is also good. It's very quiet, not showing mountains or dew.

The new stadium allowed me to discover the unknown side of the inmates. Of course, there are some people who are the same, such as Jin Dafu.As a center forward, this guy relies entirely on his size and brute force to do it there. All kinds of unreliable things make his teammates and opponents want to cry, but he enjoys it and often enjoys it with the ball for a long time. The bottom of the foot is clearly a standard walking foul.

I couldn't bear to watch it any longer. I turned my face away and wanted to take a look at the desolate little tree on the sidelines to soothe my nerves, but I accidentally caught sight of Huahua.He didn't notice me. Firstly, there were several people between us, and secondly, he was engrossed in watching the field, his eyes were shining with seriousness.

I rarely see Huahua expressing emotions other than anger or impatience towards anyone or anything, as if there is nothing he likes in this world, but now, those eyes are clearly full of envy and yearning.

I immediately felt a sense of mission. Of course, this is a nice way of saying it. Normally speaking, I owe it.

"Swap, change!" It happened that the team of the little lunatics had just been shot with a three-pointer, and I hurriedly waved my arms and yelled loudly.

The little lunatic saw that it was me, with a happy expression on his face, he kicked out the worst player in the team, and strode over to pull me: "Dare you know how to play!"

I quickly grabbed him with my backhand, crossed the crowd and brought him in front of Huahua: "I didn't want to hit him, but this one."

Rong Kai was stunned, and Huahua was also stunned.

It was Rong Kai who came to his senses first, his face wrinkled like a chrysanthemum: "You're not mistaken, how can he be so dumb!"

I didn't even want to slap Rong Kai on the head: "You play with your mouth!"

At this time, Huahua also realized that she was about to leave with a dark face.

With quick eyesight and quick hands, I grabbed him without any explanation and pushed him onto the stage.

Huahua stood at the halfway line a little at a loss, but she didn't run down again. I raised the corners of my mouth proudly, feeling like Edison who finally discovered that tungsten wire can be used.Why is success so exciting, because it has countless failures for comparison and foil!

The little lunatic finally realized the reality, and ran over to Huahua dejectedly, and said something to Huahua. Huahua nodded honestly, and then the two teams returned to their respective positions and continued.

10 minutes later

"Jin Dafu, your fucking thick back is just for display! Can this also make people succeed in layups?!"

"Hua Diao, are you really good at it? It's time to pass the ball to the person under the basket!"

"I can't take it anymore ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah this is a fucking basketball not a rugby, do you dare to be a little professional!"

Well I was wrong, and two things at once.First of all, Huahua really doesn't know how to play basketball, and secondly, Rong Kai really plays basketball with his mouth.

But Huahua is very happy. Although he is not happy, his eyes are smiling. Even if someone steals the ball, blocks a shot, or dunks on his head, he is not annoyed. He just runs, jumps, and throws the ball to the basket randomly when he finds an opportunity. Throw it away, and then continue to be full of vitality amidst the scolding of the little lunatic.

"It seems that the new venue is very popular." The sudden voice behind me startled me.

I made a middle finger in my heart, then turned around and stood at attention: "Good discipline!"

Yu Qingzhou looked me up and down, and she pouted in a dawdly way: "Stop pretending, go and call Jin Dafu."

I blurted out: "Why don't you go by yourself?"

The bastard leaned closer to me and said word by word: "Because I, Coach Yu, suddenly appeared on the court, and I was easily hit by the ball."

Damn, will basketball turn a corner when it sees me?

"Report to the discipline, can I ask what's the matter first, I'm afraid that Jin Dafu is playing too high and won't come down." I gossip, I am proud.

The bastard looked like he was smiling or not, but he didn't speak.

I suddenly felt a kind of embarrassment that was seen through, fuck, if I don’t tell, I won’t tell, I can die!

Turning around, he was about to enter the arena to call Jin Dafu, when the bastard suddenly said again: "His wife is here to visit the prison."