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Within two days, the notice was sent out, and it was exactly as the little lunatic said, two teams were sent to each prison area.But how to choose these two cells is a problem.No one wants to miss the opportunity to add points for nothing, even if you need to memorize a whole question bank.

The little lunatic copied a copy for us, and I weighed it back and forth with the collection of questions, which is not thick but definitely not thin, and I feel that our party has so much knowledge to learn.The next step is to recite the questions, recite the questions day and night.When was the last time you worked so hard?I tried hard to remember, but still got nothing.

It's not a beautiful scene for a few old men to recite questions under the moonlight, especially for the parties involved, it is extremely painful.

Zhou Cheng and the little lunatic are fine, after all, those who have read books seriously, read and recite them for a while, and mutter for a while; Page by page moved forward at a constant speed, as if turning to the last page meant that the task was completed; so Jin Dafu and I were the worst, the lines were like a scripture, we could understand them individually, but couldn’t understand the meaning together , Did not read the last two questions, then yawned and burst into tears.

"In what year did our party correct Wang Ming's left-leaning mistakes...who knows your mother! Who is Wang Ming? What is left-leaning?"

"How many times has the Kuomintang and the Communist Party of China cooperated in history... Has the Kuomintang and the Communist Party of China cooperated?"

"The Long March is a strategic shift carried out by our party after several failed counter-encirclement campaigns...God, please help me!!!"

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A week later, the knowledge competition qualifier and the second supervisor qualifier came as scheduled.

Jin Dafu and I almost wept together, the complexity of our emotions is beyond the comprehension of outsiders.

The competition venue was arranged in the activity room, and a total of twelve chants signed up to participate. Because there was no clear competition system requirement for the qualifying competition, the bastard figured out a special trick to save trouble—twelve teams rushed to answer the melee.Specifically, there are a total of [-] questions, and [-] teams will answer them indiscriminately. One point will be awarded for a correct answer, and one point will be deducted for an incorrect answer.

I'm actually not very interested in the competition system. Anyway, the ones answering the questions are either lunatics or nerds, and the rest of us are purely used for momentum. In contrast, I think the props used for quick answers are more interesting.

One chopstick and one bowl, Yu Qingzhou is not just ordinary talented, but quite talented.

Ding--

The sound is quite pleasant.

"Feng Yiyi, if you owe me any more, you will be disqualified from the NO.17 competition."

"..." I just knocked on the bowl, not the shell of the turtle bastard!

Yu Qingzhou raised her eyebrows slightly, as if she heard my inner monologue.

I silently turned away and pretended to be innocent.

There are still 10 minutes before the start of the game, and the huge activity room is already overcrowded.There were only 60 people participating in the competition, divided into four teams and divided into three sides of the activity room, and the other side was the audience, pay attention, they were the audience who were forced to observe, so everyone hung their heads, bored and drowsy.

Yu Qingzhou was sitting in the middle with a bench. There were still 10 minutes before the start of the game. This guy was yawning comfortably while flipping through the question bank.

"That guy and I are in charge of answering the questions," the little lunatic pointed at Next Zhou Cheng with displeasure, and made a strategic deployment in a low voice, "You just stay here and don't talk nonsense. If you are very lucky, you just know that question and can speak out. Remember, you must be 100% sure that you are correct before you can answer."

I was very upset to be despised, and after hearing that idiot Jin Dafu not only didn't get angry, but volunteered to say "I'll knock the bowl", I was very unhappy to despise him again.

Rong Kai didn't mind: "It's okay to knock, but it can only be the first thirty questions."

Jin Dafu wondered: "Why?"

"You can just grab the first [-] questions. Even if you get the wrong answer, at most we will get zero points, and the other teams will get single digits at most according to the probability calculation. Of course, if you don't get a quick answer with slow movements, then There is indeed a possibility that a certain team will score [-] points."

"..."

If it wasn't for Zhou Cheng's pull, I guess Rong Kai would be absent due to injury before the game even started.

With Yu Qingzhou's whistle, the game officially started.The little lunatic's provocative method is very effective. Jin Dafu won the first five opportunities in a row. Yu Qingzhou had to show a yellow card because of the sound of knocking on the bowl at such a fast speed-the bowl is from the prison, please take care of public property.

The little lunatic and Zhou Cheng did not disappoint. To be precise, almost all the little lunatics were answering. Occasionally, they would look at Zhou Cheng when they were not sure.After [-] rounds like this, Jin Dafu grabbed [-] times. It seems that the success rate is not high, but if you consider that there are a total of [-] teams fighting together, you have to be in awe of his lightning speed.Of course, this is also related to the little maniac's strategy. Other teams are more or less concerned about deducting points, so if we hesitate a little in the answering action, we will let us take the lead.When it comes to strategy, I have to praise the little lunatic's head again. It seems that we all have this thing, but to be honest, the gap between people is really big.Twelve of the fourteen questions were answered correctly. This should be put in the study period, a typical top student!

As the saying goes, eight years old is old, with the first 17 questions as a base, the next game decisively loses suspense. In the end, NO.[-] won by a big score, and joined hands with No. [-] to represent the second prison, and entered the official competition.

"You're so fucking talented to squat here!" On the way back, I was so happy that I kept hitting the little lunatic's head, as if I had just finished a parent-teacher meeting and was honestly praised that your child is really good.

The little lunatic was not humble at all, he glanced at me arrogantly: "You only know."

I have meritorious service, and I atone for his innocence.

The bastard who supervised our return to the cell did not take it seriously: "Don't worry, I went to watch the other preliminaries yesterday. There are so many powerful people."

I thought it was an ironic blow driven by his extremely dark psychology, but I didn't say anything, arguing with the discipline is something that people who are desperate for this world would do, and I love my life.

Huahua was very quiet throughout the night, it was the same when answering the questions, and it is still the same now.I leaned over and bumped his shoulder: "Hey, what are you thinking?"

Huahua glanced at me, then moved away quickly, and continued to walk forward with no expression on her face.

I frowned: "Are you unhappy that you won the game?"

Hua Hua paused, then slowly shook her head.

I had a flash of inspiration, and I figured out what he was thinking, and said quickly: "Not only you are making soy sauce alone, but I also didn't do the shit? There is also Da Jinzi, is he helping, the whole self-entertainment Have fun!"

Huahua smiled, not to mention the eyes, not even the corners of the mouth.

I sighed, and pretended to be teasing: "The little lunatic only has a good brain, and it's useless for you to be envious and jealous."

During the conversation, the group had already returned to NO.17, and Yu Qingzhou concluded with "Good performance and keep working hard", and closed the door for us from the outside.

The little lunatic was still immersed in the joy of winning the first battle, and chattered endlessly recalling the battle situation just now, such as who made three mistakes in five questions, who's head is not as good as a stone, etc.Zhou Cheng and Jin Dafu didn't bother to listen to his ramblings, and simply hid in the bed after simply washing their hands. Recently, they became more presumptuous, and often couldn't hold back their hunger and thirst before they turned off the lights and rolled into a ball.This is a pain for the little lunatic, he always wants to poke his eyes, today is no exception, shut up right now, even the joy of victory can't wash away his aversion to such behaviors that hinder the weather, while rubbing the skin off with his hand While washing his face in the same way, he scolded "disgusting, perverted, smelly and shameless——"

Also echoed.

I felt a little sympathetic to him, but I also wanted to laugh a little bit, but in the end I succumbed to my wretched nature and chose the latter.But after laughing, it's all right, heartless always means strength, to be exact, there is nothing that can really hurt him inside, so I'm not worried, it's the truth, I've never worried about Rong Kai.In contrast to this... I looked at the little kid who was already lying on the bed, leaving only his back to the outside world, and sighed almost inaudibly.

Huahua must be thinking about something, that's what he is, because he can't speak, so he thinks more.Thinking here and there, thinking wildly, anyway, nine times out of ten times, it is not a good and sunny idea.But you still can't do it - the difficulty factor of prying his mouth is much higher than that of jailbreaking, I always think so.

Then let him go, I thought a little annoyedly, I am not his father, and I am not a discipliner, so it would be nice to be able to grasp 50.00% of his thoughts, and the remaining 50.00%, whoever likes it will come.

In the next half month, the knowledge contest spread like a raging fire.

With the help of the little lunatic and Zhou Cheng, we made it all the way to the finals, and successfully joined forces with the fifteenth supervisor.The long and difficult journey allowed us to hone our skills repeatedly, so that when we reached the finals, not to mention Little Madman and Zhou Cheng, even I knew the question bank by heart.

Just when I thought that the finals were faster than anyone else's answering hands, the little lunatic got the latest set of questions-a full two-inch thick "New History of the Party".

I held it in my hand and weighed it, and felt that it was quite suitable as a murder weapon: "Damn, if I had such perseverance back then, why did I go on the road of crime?"

Five days before the final, Rong Kai never left his hand.

Three days before the final, Huahua turned over and turned off the lights.

The day before the final, I thought the pillow was too short, so I took it and put it under it to make the best use of it.

The venue for the final was in the large conference room of the administrative building of the South Ward, which was also the home of the [-]th Ward, because they belonged to this area, but it was the first time for us as prisoners in the North Ward to come here.However, the architects who planned the prison obviously lacked imagination, because each prison area has the same style, and there are no surprises and surprises at all.

When they entered the venue, there was thunderous applause inside, and it was unknown from which unlucky area the young man was drawn.

I suddenly felt like a monkey, just waiting for the sound of the gong, and then I started to roll and roll with all my strength, just to get a little bit of food.I know it's wrong to think like this, but I can't help it.When the judgment was read out, it only said that I was deprived of my political rights, but in fact, many of my rights were not deprived. This deprivation is hidden, ignorant, but deeply rooted in the bone marrow.

The people from Prison [-] were a few minutes ahead of us, and they were already seated.Bored and bored, I glanced up, thinking to at least take a look at my opponent, but unexpectedly, the name tags neatly arranged on the table came into view first.My black line is not for leading cadres to hold meetings or debate competitions, but also to pay for famous brands, so it's not pretentious.As soon as I finished slandering, I found that we also have them here, and it seems to be unified.

Wang Guozhi, Sun Wubin, Lou Qiang, Xu Jinsheng, Liu Di... The names of the opponents are unremarkable. It is estimated that there will be several dozen in the crowd, but the last one, I always feel like I have seen it somewhere.

After thinking hard for a long time, I still couldn't come up with any results. Sometimes my memory is not as good as my knees, so I gave up and focused on looking at that person, hoping to get inspiration from the other person's appearance.

He was a 28-year-old guy with half-length hair and no specific hairstyle. It was just a mess on his head, which was considered a natural style.The facial features are nothing special in isolation, the eyes are not big, the nose is not as straight as the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, and the lips are a bit thin, but the combination of these is not bad, and it is quite pleasing to the eye if you look at it too much.

Well, my knees still haven't figured it out.