The world is cool

Zhou Yong's voice roared in the gust of wind, which made my ears ring a bit, and golden flies all over the world buzzed in front of my eyes with their dazzling wings.In a whirl, I felt the fire extinguisher in my hand was disarmed, and then the second wave of subwoofers that dropped a few decibels hit——

"Mom, if you have seen a tiger, you have never seen such a tiger as you. Do you think you are the Hulk?!"

I don't know who the Hulk is, but I guess he has a bad reputation.

In a flash, I suddenly felt that the opponent was about to counterattack. In fact, my vision was not yet in focus, but the intuition left by the previous fight was still there, so I subconsciously hugged my head without a weapon—as long as my head didn’t rest With vegetables, the probability of something serious is basically less than [-]%.

But in the end, the fist didn't greet me, because there was a surprised exclamation that was faster than them, almost in sync with my head-embracing posture——

"Dayong?!"

The man's voice is full of confidence, with a little hoarseness of an old smoker.

"Biaozi?!"

Zhou Yong's voice was also full of surprise.

I maintained the posture of holding my head and pouting my buttocks, thinking, are these two going to meet on a broken bridge?

Of course, they didn't care about me at all. When I lowered my arms and straightened my waist, I saw the grandsons who beat Rong Kai just now were struggling to set up the one I knocked down, while the man named "Biaozi" was standing there. There stared at Zhou Yong with big eyes and small eyes.

I was very disappointed. Even though I had exerted all my strength just now, the one that was smashed didn’t turn red at all. Although I was unconscious like a dead dog being framed around, I still didn’t feel a sense of accomplishment.

Because of the little madman.

He was curled up on the ground, long gone from the fuss of the past, quietly, his body trembling slightly, like a stray cat that had been abused.

I stepped over in one step, squatted down, and wanted to help him up, but I was afraid that moving randomly would cause secondary damage, so I could only carefully push his bangs away.

I want to see his big shining eyes, so that I can feel at ease.

But I only saw a colorful face, and only touched the cold sweat on my hands.

"Little lunatic?" I called softly.

Rong Kai was lying there, his eyes were almost swollen and he couldn't open his eyes. When he heard me call him, he tried his best to narrow his eyes. After a while, he seemed to be sure that it was me, and finally his voice became crying: "Feng Yiyi..."

The viscera were twisted together in an instant, and the pain was so painful that I couldn't help but suddenly wanted to pick up a knife and stab those grandchildren!

"What the fuck," I yelled around, "call an ambulance—"

The crowd who watched the excitement slowly dispersed. I don’t know whether they were scared by me or the matter was over and there was no more excitement to watch. After a while, the exit was deserted, and only a few of us were left.Zhou Yong came over, looked at it in silence for a while, sighed, and said, "Don't worry, they called an ambulance, and it will be here in a while. According to me, it's nothing serious, at most..."

"Fuck you! It's not a big deal! Look at what he looks like? Is it a big deal if he dies?!" I knew I was venting my anger, but I couldn't control it.

Zhou Yong was also a little anxious, but he seemed to feel that it was not suitable for me now, so he turned his head and yelled at the culprit: "You are getting more and more fucking capable, and you can still make a real difference with a little brat. As for what? !"

Biaozi got angry, and shouted back louder and louder: "What the hell do you know? Do you know what this bastard is doing? I don't need a good nurse! I wander around here all day to see who has it. The guests go over and chew their tongues, I can bear it once or twice, and I can bear it three times or four times? My mother forced me to do business, not an exhibition!"

Zhou Yong probably didn't expect such a situation, he was stunned for a while, and then spoke again, but the momentum was obviously much lower: "Then you can't do it to death, four beat one, what if something happens? "

"If something goes wrong, I'll take care of it myself! Dayong, I'll leave this to you. I'll see you let him go today, but don't let me see him in the future, or I'll hit him every time I see him!"

I can't take it anymore.Fuck you and hit me once?Let me first let you know why the sky is blue and the flowers are red!

Just as he was about to jump up, the familiar siren of an ambulance suddenly sounded in the distance.I stopped subconsciously, turned my head to look, and saw a white spot at the end of the busy street, and then it was getting closer and closer...

"Get out of the way, get the wounded out!"

"Why are you holding him up? Do you think this is drunk!"

"And you, you, you, get up, the stretcher, the stretcher!"

"Which one is the family member, get in the car together!"

"No family members? No family members, come to someone who can pay!"

……

After arriving at the hospital, the two groups of us started to go through the formalities and pay the money. It was a mess to register and prescribe medicine and CT in the hospital. After all the troubles were over, I calmed down.The little lunatic and the grandson have different injuries, so they will not be treated together. At the moment, Zhou Yong and I are the only ones at the door of the treatment room.

Zhou Yong helped me so much that he didn't say anything, and even advanced most of the money. I was very grateful to him, but I couldn't say anything nice. After deliberating for a long time, I finally said: "Well, thank you, I have collected all the receipts. I'll pay you back when I get back."

Zhou Yong said angrily, "Is your head not hot?"

I was a little embarrassed, and scratched my head with a smirk: "Well, unprecedented calmness, unprecedented rationality."

Zhou Yong was speechless, after watching me for a long time, he choked out a word: "Fart!"

I turned my head silently, very wronged.I really calmed down. When the doctor said that the little lunatic just had a broken rib and he could recover in a month or two, the temperature had completely cooled down.I'm now worried about those grandchildren calling the police. Although it's nothing for little hooligans to fight, if they have a criminal record... I don't know what it will be like.

"You two are quite leisurely." Following this not-so-kind ridicule, footsteps came from far to near.

I really don't want to see this stuff, Zhou Yong seems to understand that I can't say anything good, so he simply asked himself: "How is your buddy?"

"Concussion," Biaozi glanced at me, then turned his gaze back to Zhou Yong, "I started vomiting when I woke up, and I haven't finished vomiting yet."

Zhou Yong breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, then it's no big deal."

Biaozi was not happy anymore, and his eyebrows were twisted into a rope: "May I call you to try with a fire extinguisher?"

Zhou Yong rolled his eyes: "Yes, as long as you give me a rib."

Biaozi black line, cursed: "Fuck."

Zhou Yong patted him on the shoulder twice, and began to smooth things over: "Okay, it's not easy to come out and mess around, so why are you so angry. If I remember correctly, what your wife embroidered last year was hanging on the wall of your living room." , isn’t it the four words “harmony makes money.”

Biaozi shook his shoulders and shook Zhou Yong's hand, but his tone softened, leaving only a little sullen: "Don't fucking stand and talk without back pain, if you are still doing business here, you might be worse than me." Ruthless, it’s not as hurtful as them, don’t worry about mentioning it, just mentioning it will make your mother angry.”

What Zhou Yong wanted to say was stopped by me.The matter was caused by me and the little lunatic, there is no reason for him to help us out if he has nothing to do with it.So I took a step forward to block Zhou Yong, looked directly at Biaozi face to face, and then said clearly, "It's a little madman's fault for trusting this. I apologize to you on behalf of him. If you really think he's dirty We will compensate you for the loss of your business, but we will never stop beating people. Isn’t it just what I want, since I have been in prison anyway, so I am not afraid of going back to the furnace again.”

After hearing this, Biaozi was stunned for a long time, his eyes shuttled back and forth between me and Zhou Yong, and finally fell back to Zhou Yong, with a speechless expression: "Damn, your cellmate!"

Zhou Yong has a black line, unable to support his forehead.

My second monk, Zhang Er, was puzzled, and just about to ask, the door of the treatment room suddenly opened, and I didn't care about the other one and rushed over: "How is it?"

The doctor calmly removed my hand that was pinching his shoulder, turned slightly sideways, and saw the nurse pushing the little lunatic out slowly.

I was blinded by the wheelchair, and my voice began to tremble: "His legs..."

"No problem." The doctor's voice was gentle and calm, "He said the pain was so bad that he couldn't walk, and he fell in love with the wheelchair in the treatment room."

"..." I was so embarrassed that I wanted to find a crack in the ground and sneak in, you poor boy!

"Hey." The unlucky kid was still laughing at me!

"It doesn't seem to be a big deal," Biaozi who was watching from a distance suddenly said, "Then I won't be an eyesore here, I won't ask you for medical expenses, and you don't need me, let's settle the matter. As for the future... ...Heh, if you want to continue on this path, let’s try a protracted battle.”

Biaozi is a cheerful person, he turned around and left after speaking, without putting on any poses, so my glare was useless, at most it burned two holes in his back.

My hand was suddenly held by someone, and I looked down, and the pitiful look of the little lunatic with a flat mouth came into view.

"Don't pretend!" I slapped my head, which was looking up and looking around, with a palm, and I angrily pushed the cart forward.

The doctor's unhurried tone came slowly: "Do you know which ward to go to..."

On the way to the ward, I asked Zhou Yong to go back first, because I have bothered him for a long time, and today, it is impossible for me to invite him to dinner or do some other reward activities in the evening, besides, he still has furniture thrown in the market.Zhou Yong was not hypocritical, seeing that there was nothing he needed to help, he left a cell phone number at my strong request, and then left.

I probably know the relationship between him and Biaozi in my heart. They can't be regarded as buddies, but they can be regarded as acquaintances. After all, Zhou Yong also worked in this market, so he used to be a colleague.In fact, we don't care where we put this matter today, so how to put it, now that I think about it, I feel very lucky to meet such a noble person as Zhou Yong, and also to meet such a not-so-vicious person like Biaozi.Otherwise, either I and the little lunatic let them beat me to death, or we will form a group to go to the prison for N years.

One rib was broken, but fortunately, the lungs were not injured, but just in case, I still had to be hospitalized for observation for a few days.When the doctor was standing in the ward and explaining the precautions to me, the little lunatic was tinkering with his chest belt heartlessly. When the doctor went out with his front feet, he started to fumble with his back feet on his chest: "Once you put this thing on, Like a medieval lady..."

I want to kick him back to prehistory!

"Don't be so fucking foolish," I walked over and pulled his hand away, "This is fixed, so your ribs will grow quickly, and if you turn your head and poke your lungs directly, you won't be able to live."

The corners of the little lunatic's mouth drooped, and he said in a weak voice, "It's so cruel..."

I narrowed my eyes: "There is something more brutal, do you want to try it?"

"Feng Yiyi..." The little lunatic blinked his eyes twice, and his eye circles turned red, okay, faster than a faucet.

However, I don't want to take this trick anymore!

I pinched my waist with both hands, and said coldly, "Hold back."

The little lunatic stared wide-eyed, tears were about to fall.

Unmoved, I continued to keep my face cold.

The clock is running at a constant speed and regularity on the wall——

Tick, tick.

"Okay, you can say whatever you want." The little lunatic suddenly sniffed, raised his hand and wiped his face, the rain was over and the weather was fine.

I'm embarrassing, your mother is not a Sailor Moon transformation, this is a remote control tuner!