The world is cool

I never knew that the destructive power of a group of hairy kids is so terrifying. After school at 07 o'clock, they start evening self-study at 30:[-]. That is to say, in a short period of two and a half hours, they turned the school gate from a Nordic pastoral to a war-torn Afghanistan. .What is Godzilla, what is Alien, what is Jurassic, the next time you shoot a monster movie, you will directly pull a group of adolescents to finish the work.

Sitting on the curb, bathed in the aroma of mixed food, tearing off the plastic bag that was blown on the face by the wind for the nth time, I am physically and mentally exhausted.Zhou Cheng moved the charcoal stove to the tricycle and packed things, while the little lunatic hid aside and counted money.The moonlight was just right, making the latter's eyes very bright.

"How much?" I turned my head and asked the little lunatic.One-handed shish kebabs are absolutely physical work, and I've ruined both arms now.

The jagged banknotes were sorted out by the little lunatic, and finally neatly formed into a thick stack, which was put into the arms of the banknote counter: "420 one."

I tilted my head and thought for a second, always feeling something was wrong.

Finally, suddenly.

"Why is there an odd number?!" It's totally unscientific to come up with an odd number for a string of two dollars!

The little lunatic immediately put himself aside, with an innocent face: "You have to ask Zhou Cheng, he took the money."

I went to see Zhou Cheng, and the latter was also very helpless: "When there are too many people, I feel a little flustered."

Well, more than 400 yuan is not bad. It costs 600 yuan to buy meat, and now only sells one-third of it. According to this calculation, [-] yuan can be exchanged for [-] yuan. Labor costs are not counted, and seasonings are also It doesn't cost a few dollars, but the secret recipe of the little lunatic will be invested more, but it can be paid back slowly in installments.So, today can definitely be called a good start!

Evening self-study began, and the whole world returned to emptiness and loneliness.Occasionally there is the sound of the wind blowing through the treetops, which is very quiet under the moonlight.Except that the streets are full of chaos, it is difficult to associate this place with the chaos of the past, especially the little devil claws that stretched out one by one... Uh, let's not recall it.

The Women's Army had already been well-trained to evacuate. Under the starry sky, there were only three of us old men sitting on the side of the road to share the harvest. When the last pancake and fruit cart passed us, there was a nearly [-]-year-old man on the cart. The aunt kindly reminded that the baby will be out of school at ten o'clock.I suddenly felt very warm, and quickly got up and told her, we won't wait, we will leave in a while.

We all slept very late that day. We were obviously very tired, but we were very energetic.The little maniac called it hyperactivity. For example, a young man who just confessed his love to the girl he likes, or just found out that he was admitted to the university of his first choice, will have this symptom.Zhou Cheng lay on the sofa and smoked a cigarette, then said with a smile that he never thought that he would sell mutton skewers one day in his life.I said there are many things you can't think of, and be careful of soot, don't burn my precious bed sheets.

Since Zhou Cheng moved here, I have been paying attention to the house.Now it’s okay for three people to squeeze into a one-bedroom room, but when Huahua comes out again, it’s too crowded, and to be honest, I hope that after Huahua is released from prison, she will see the thriving No.17 instead of being crowded in a crumbling old building. It's like a pyramid scheme.

Real estate agents run all over the street, but there are really few houses with high cost performance.There are houses that can accommodate four people. There are high-quality ones, all of which are well-decorated, and you can live right away with your bags. The ones with the worst location cost [-] yuan. There are also cheap ones. Standing in it feels uncomfortable all over, like being sanded.Finding a house to use as a warehouse is not difficult, but looking for a home is like finding a needle in a haystack.

As the mutton kebabs slowly got on the right track, Zhou Cheng stopped going out with us during the day, but went to see houses all over the city.Because the time for Huahua to be released from prison is getting closer and closer, my eagerness is written all over my face. I wish I could get a piece of land and build a building by myself. If it is not secured, it will be more efficient than renting a house.In the end, Zhou Cheng really did not disappoint me. In only four or five days, he made several sets of alternatives, and the efficiency was 2000 times that of mine. Later, we voted and unanimously agreed on the location near No. [-] Middle School. The building with three bedrooms and one living room was built in [-]. It is half new and not old, and the decoration is also the style of the time. However, the house is very clean, with complete furniture and electrical appliances, and the monthly rent is [-], which is quite generous.But there are reasons for being kind. The homeowner is in a hurry to spend the money, so he has to deposit it for half a year.

Seven months, ten thousand and five hundred, to rent or not to rent, this is a question.

"Let's rent it," Zhou Cheng said, "it's hard to find such a good price-performance ratio."

"But in this way we have to put all the money in it." My uncle gave it to me, and I earned from riding a bicycle and selling mutton skewers. The sum was at most this amount. I hesitated, "After renting the house, even the meat If you can’t afford it anymore, you’re going to be a fart.”

The little lunatic stood by Zhou Cheng's side for the first time: "Why can't you settle accounts? The market price of such a house is at least [-], which means you can earn [-] for nothing a month, and [-] for nothing a year. Thirty-six thousand is not considered inflation..."

"Wait," I had to interrupt him, "Ten years from now, can we live in our own house instead of renting..."

The little lunatic raised his eyebrows and looked at me with an expression that said, "That's what it means anyway".

I went to see Zhou Cheng, who gave me a faint smile.

Well, you are all good people, you don't care about tomorrow after today, just rent, love whoever you want!

In this way, the three of us, who have no property, moved into the new house with our bags.Then the real problem came. The three of them had seven or eight pockets all over their bodies, and there was only about a hundred yuan left when they were combined. In fact, we only paid 500 yuan in rent. In other words, the landlord wiped out the change.Don't look at it for only [-] yuan, the landlord treated us like a grandson, and he didn't stop talking during the whole signing process.We also understand that the other party is waiting to use the money, and in the end, we are the ones who suffer the most. It would be depressing for anyone.

It only took one afternoon to sign the contract and pay the money to move, and it took the whole afternoon to clean up and organize the house. The late spring wind blows into the living room through the open window, making people feel warm and do not want to move.And we really have nothing to do, one hundred yuan, don’t talk about the stalls right now, food and clothing are almost a problem, so one by one, lying on the soft sofa, or sitting on the bright floor , with the strong mentality of smashing the cans, stealing half a day of leisure.

"A penny can't beat a hero—" I formed a large font, facing the ceiling and leaning my back to the floor, and let out a long sigh.

When people feel melancholy at the beginning, they like to think wildly. For example, in the past, I could get 80 yuan by prying open the door of a car on the street. The money should not come easily...

"Why don't I go back and ask my sister to borrow some, it's not that I can't pay."

Zhou Cheng's voice interrupted my wandering thoughts, I quickly shook my head, then got up and said seriously: "Don't. Your sister has always bothered you to be with us, and now she has found a reason , buddy... buddy still wants to make a good impression on the people."

Zhou Cheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, looked at me for a while, then nodded: "Yes, I have pursuit."

"How about..." The little lunatic sat up from the sofa, squinting his eyes thoughtfully, "I'll get a program on the Internet to set up two credit cards, first transfer three and two hundred, and then return it later. , as long as I cut off the SMS notification, such a small amount will not be obvious."

I held my forehead, feeling powerless.Although half a minute ago I also thought about breaking the car door, but after all, I just thought about it and reined in the precipice. This one in front of me is fine, obviously eager to try.

"Believe it or not, I will slap you with a big mouth!"

"……Depend on!"

The little lunatic was completely silent, and I felt a sense of accomplishment, and that's all I had to do to deal with the perpetrators.

For a while, no one spoke in the room, only the bright chandelier remained, silently illuminating the whole world.

The depressing silence lasted for a few minutes, and I couldn't hold it anymore.Anyway, money won't fall from the sky, so it's useless to think about it: "We'll talk about tomorrow's matter tomorrow, anyway, God won't starve a blind sparrow to death."

Zhou Cheng laughed: "That's right, then can we share the bedroom?"

The little lunatic glanced at my face, and then tentatively inserted a sentence: "Well, can I make a bowl of instant noodles first..."

First night in new house, overall, not bad.

We have developed a habit in prison for many years. We don't like beds that are too soft, but the beds in this new house are exactly the kind of Simmons that are very thin and hard. Although they are not as hard as wooden boards, they still have the same effect , so I slept very well this night, I had no dreams, and I didn't recognize the bed. I guess the other two will not be too bad.

At six in the morning, Zhou Cheng and I met in the bathroom.The biological clock of many years could not be adjusted back, so after half a day of united and friendly humility, we decided on the feasible plan that he would brush his teeth and wash his face first, and I would watch the morning news first.But until 07:30, we cooked noodles for breakfast, and the door of the little madman's room was not opened, and we finally realized that something was wrong.

Pushing open the door, the quilt on the bed was in a mess, but the person was gone.

On the phone, the mobile phone screamed happily beside the pillow.

Zhou Cheng and I both knew that the little lunatic had gone out to find Qiandao.To be honest, we are not very worried about the safety of the little lunatic, because this guy has a lot of ideas, and he will not suffer easily, but we are worried about what he will do when his head is hot.In such a big city, looking for someone is definitely looking for a needle in a haystack, so Zhou Cheng and I can only sit at home and wait, like Mrs. Xianglin, keeping meaningless words like "It's okay, everything will be fine" in our hearts Repeat it hundreds of times to try to convince yourself.

When the door opened in the evening, Zhou Cheng and I almost bounced off the sofa.

"Hey, wait for me." The little lunatic stepped on his shoes in the entrance without even bending his waist, and then walked over with a smirk on his face, put his hands in his pockets, and pulled out a wad of money, "800 Yuan, how are you, handsome."

I didn't have time to look at the money, but stared at the few bruises on the little madman's face. Some places were swollen, and he looked like he had just participated in a boxing match.

"Did you fight with someone?" I didn't realize that my voice was getting colder.

The little lunatic frowned, as if he was unhappy because the money he had sewn hadn't received the positive response it deserved.

Do I still care about this?He directly grabbed the collar and picked him up: "Your fucking head is full of shit! You finally got out, and you still want to go back?! Can you use your brain to think about the consequences when you do things! You know the money Qianqian, your mother will die after two days of hard work!!!"

The little lunatic was dizzy by me, and startled by my yelling. It took a long time before he struggled to land on his feet, and his voice changed: "What's wrong with me? I worked hard early in the morning to get money, don't you fucking Thank you for pulling me down! No one begged you! Damn! Go to hell—"

The little lunatic pushed hard, and I was unprepared, and staggered back a few steps.The little lunatic took the opportunity to run out, but fortunately Zhou Cheng stopped him quickly with his sharp eyes and hands.The little lunatic quit, kicking and biting: "You fucking let me go!"

Zhou Cheng ignored him and only looked at me.

I took a deep breath, tried my best to suppress the bitterness in my heart, and said firmly: "Follow me and surrender!"

The little lunatic stared wide-eyed, almost in disbelief: "Feng Yiyi, you have something wrong..."

I couldn't hold back the fire any longer, so I rushed over and pulled him out of Zhou Cheng's hand and shook him vigorously: "You're the only one who has a problem! After finally getting out, you can't stop and live? Just fucking 800 yuan, you What can we do if we snatch it, so we can make a fortune? You just want to enter the palace for the second time? The prison is not enough, right!!!”

"Say he was robbed!" The little maniac almost shouted with red eyes, "I was scratched by a car on the road, and the driver paid for it!"