The world is cool

Ever since I came back from Huahua, I have always wanted to have a good chat with him, no matter what the content is, as long as we can sit together and talk, but I never found such an opportunity.Even though we are still under the same roof, I always feel farther and farther away from him.But there is also an advantage in this way, that is, I no longer think about it wildly, and my restless mood has gradually calmed down since Huahua came back, and I can finally do something seriously.For example, learn sign language.

At first I thought it was very simple, I thought it would be enough to go to the bookstore and buy an introduction to sign language. As a result, I not only overestimated my IQ but also underestimated the complexity of sign language.Later, I had nothing to do, so I had to secretly hold a weekend training class.I didn't tell anyone about this. As a boss, it's not a big deal to disappear for half a day on weekends, so I really kept this secret.

As the saying goes, laymen watch the excitement, and experts watch the doorway. When I really started to learn this, I realized that sign language is not as simple as I thought. It has special gestures for expressing certain words, such as simple hello, Goodbye, the sun, the moon, pigs, cows, sheep, etc. There are also special "typing" gestures for words that cannot be expressed uniformly, such as people's names and place names.

Surprisingly, the sign language class is full of people who can speak well. The teacher asked why he wanted to learn sign language, and the answers were varied.Why do you think it’s fun? What’s more, it’s a skill to have one more skill. What’s more, I like disco, but the music in the disco is too loud and I can’t hear it when I talk, so I decided to switch to sign language after I finished my studies.When asked about me, I said that my brother can't speak, and I learned sign language to better communicate with him.So I was worshiped by the whole class, including the teacher, and the comments were all, uncle, you are really reliable.

In June, the weather is gradually getting hotter, long sleeves are put into the cabinet, and short sleeves are seen again.

The restaurant adopts a rotation system, and each person has one day off per week. Of course, Huahua and Li Xiaobao do not have this kind of treatment, so I will consider it when I divide the money at the end of the month.

Although I disappear for half a day every Sunday, in fact my rotation is on Monday, which is why I was annoyed after being woken up by the little lunatic. Nima, I managed to sleep until I woke up naturally!

Not only did the little maniac wake me up, but he woke me up in such a horrible way that I suspect I'm running out of pots and pans in the kitchen.

"You just let him make it like that!" I leaned against the wall at the junction of the living room and the bedroom, trying to keep my gaze fixed in a direction that wouldn't drive me crazy.

Zhou Cheng was sitting on the sofa, drinking tea slowly while watching the morning news: "It's so easy for him to try to be virtuous, and I can't stop him."

"Your house doesn't have a kitchen!" I went crazy, "Is the love breakfast I make here more delicious?!"

"The kitchen next door has been destroyed." Zhou Cheng put down his teacup and smiled at me, "It was just yesterday."

I was really defeated by this nonsensical couple: "Then what do you ask him to do? Isn't this a crime?"

Zhou Cheng shrugged his shoulders, disapprovingly: "A harmless hobby is better than being in front of the computer all day."

I walked over and picked a sofa for one person to sit down, and poured myself a cup of tea unceremoniously: "It's only you who can bear it, you little lunatic."

A faint smile spread in Zhou Cheng's eyes, obviously the other party liked this conclusion very much.

What can I say, love is great...

bang——

“Damn my casserole!!!”

Take back the previous words.

Zhou Cheng has love, he endures it, and I, who has no love, also endure it. Comparing it, I am the fucking great one!

That little lunatic is trying to turn my kitchen into the main battlefield of World War III, but there is a doorbell ringing in the hallway.

Huahua and Li Xiaobao had already gone to the restaurant, not to mention that even if they came back, they would still have the key. I wondered as I walked over to open the door. After much deliberation, it could only be for water and gas bills.

But when did the gas bill change from the old man with the white beard?

And the age is directly proportional to the anger value, I always feel that if he blows his beard and stares, the whole person will spontaneously combust.

"Where are the flower carvings!"

To seek revenge?Zhou Cheng and I looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Well, he went to the restaurant." I swallowed hard, feeling an inexplicable pressure.

The old man stared at me for a long time, as if he was afraid that I would lie, but fortunately, I was open-minded and fearless, and finally got rid of the suspicion in the other party's eyes.

"Then who is Hua Diao's brother!"

One wave just leveled off, and another wave rose again.Co-authored to seek vengeance with passing on? !

Zhou Cheng took a step back thoughtfully and helped me identify myself.

The old man looked at me this time with definitely not friendly eyes, and he snorted half-contemptuously and half-disgustly after looking at me.

This is fucking unbearable, respect the old and love the young, let me play, I was full of breath and shouted: "Who the hell are you!"

The old man's eyes widened and he yelled back without hesitation: "I'm his fucking master!"

I was there stupid, with my mouth open enough to swallow an ostrich egg.

"Master?" The little lunatic who came to join in the fun after hearing the news asked strangely, "Has Hua Hua learned martial arts?"

……

Zhou Cheng is a guy with great eyesight. Of course, there can be another way of saying this—it's nothing to do with him.So even though the little lunatic was already on fire with his curiosity, he still resolutely dragged me back to his Pansi Cave, leaving me alone to face the visitor from outside.

"Master, master, please drink tea." I carefully poured a cup of tea for the old man with a flattering smile on my face.

The old man didn't treat himself badly at all, he blew twice and drank it all in one gulp, he seemed really thirsty after traveling, then he put down his teacup, without even looking at me, he hummed again.

"Master, hehe, you came from Beijing?"

"Humph."

"Looking for Huahua?"

"Humph."

"Master, who are you angry with?"

"Humph."

"Master, sit here and hum slowly, I'll go back to the room to catch up on sleep first."

"You son of a bitch, stop for me!"

He grinned and showed bright white teeth: "I haven't left yet."

Now that the ice has been broken, the old man is no longer tense, but his attitude is still indifferent: "Don't call me master, I am not just anyone who can be taken as an apprentice."

"Then I'll call you... uncle?"

"You call a try!"

Woo, it's too hard to wait...

Huahua was on the way back, although the notification call was to Li Xiaobao, it was not difficult to deduce Huahua's reaction from his surprise.

It takes at least half an hour to get home from the hotel, so I have to face this angry Buddha for at least 10 minutes.

The tea was poured one cup after another, and the master drank one cup after another with dignity. It was obvious that I was really thirsty, but because of the continuous supply, I also had the strength to count my crimes.At first I didn’t understand what kind of quarrel I could have with Huahua’s master, but after listening to it, I realized that the old man beat me up and down in different ways. In fact, it all boiled down to one thing——

"I've been buried up to my neck in loess. I've taken in such a caring apprentice all my life, but I'm about to leave my teacher soon. This melon ran away! He said he wanted to go back and help his brother's restaurant! Listen, this is a human being!" talk!"

Uh, it sounds good...

"Although I haven't been a teacher," I carefully searched for words, "but after studying for so long, I think it's almost the same..."

"It's far away!" The master jumped up against the table, condescendingly looked at me coldly, "You can't cook vegetables in the pan? Don't you build a building with a closed roof? Don't weave baskets and baskets? Don't lock the needles when you knit sweaters?"

I looked up at the other party very devoutly: "Master, you really know a lot."

Finally, when I couldn't take it any longer, Huahua came back.Li Xiaobao didn't follow. If it wasn't for the child's lack of conscience, I think the old man might really like Huahua so much that the other apprentices were very self-aware.

Huahua respected the old man very much, and before taking off her shoes at the porch, she bowed seriously at ninety degrees: "Master."

I guess I know who Li Xiaobao learned the habit of not being afraid of losing his waist.

The old man accepted the obeisance calmly, and after a while, he stroked his beard and said slowly: "It's not convenient to talk here, let's go into the room to talk."

Good words do not avoid people, and avoiding people has no good words.

I ate four apples in the living room with vicious speculations, and the bedroom door slowly opened until my stomach was so sour that I drank half a bottle of vinegar.

Huahua came out and was surprised to see that I was still maintaining the posture I had been in a few hours ago, but soon this emotion disappeared from his eyes, leaving a subtle hesitation to speak.

I was startled and felt that it was going to be bad, so I blurted out: "He wants you to go back?"

Huahua's eyes flickered for a moment, I don't know if it means I guessed right or wrong, but before I finished the analysis, Huahua handed over the mobile phone that had been written in advance.

Master wants to help out in our shop for a while, okay?

I stared blankly at the phone for a while, then sighed and praised sincerely: "Hua, your speech is getting better and better."

Why help? I just want to use my back kitchen to continue teaching apprentices.

Huahua heard that I was acquiescing, and she lowered her eyebrows: Thank you.

"We still need to talk about this..." I felt a little uncomfortable, so I got up to get water from the water dispenser to avoid staring at Hua Hua.

The old man lived in this way, and went to the restaurant with us every day. Except for going to the toilet, he basically didn’t go out of the back kitchen. At the same time, outsiders like us were not allowed to go in, as if his true biography would be revealed if he took a single glance.

After Zhou Cheng and the little lunatic learned the ins and outs, they were quite emotional, but the direction of their foothold was slightly different.

Zhou Cheng: Huahua has a steelyard in her heart, which is accurate to the milligram.

Rong Kai: Why do so many people treat dumb people as treasures?

I completely ignored the little lunatic, and to Zhou Cheng, I don't know if that meant what I thought.

But what is certain is that the old man really doesn't like me.We come in and out together under the same roof, so it's inevitable that we can't see each other when we look up, but he didn't give me any good looks, and of course it wasn't too much to embarrass me, he just looked at you sullenly, exuding "If I don't bother others, I will bother you".What can I say, I have to pretend to be stupid, firstly, he is a flower master, and strictly speaking, he is also my elder, secondly, he even cooks for me in the store for free, just because of the unbelievable repeat customer rate recently, I Also have to endure.

Speaking of repeat customers, I’ve been really crazy recently. It’s like a great leap forward. When the little lunatic was sorting out the books, he even asked me if I had tampered with it, because the daily turnover more than doubled. If it wasn’t The capacity of the store is limited, and it is estimated that this number will have to increase.And nine out of ten repeat customers will ask me if your cook has changed.I once asked Huahua in private, whether you are in charge of cooking or your master is in charge of the kitchen now, and the answer I got was half and half, so the conclusion is obvious-the master is good at craftsmanship, and the apprentices learn quickly, and they echo each other.

Zhou Cheng said that I attracted the golden phoenix. I recalled the old man's wrinkled face and asked him, have you ever seen a phoenix like that.