There is a kind of you to hit again

Lin Yao stared at his face in the mirror, the grief and indignation in his heart could not be expressed in words.

After grimacing and washing, he rushed to the closet and began to rummage, and almost climbed into the closet. After searching for a long time, he found a mask, which his mother bought for him last winter. I didn't wear it, and now I really can't help it.

He stood in front of the mirror and looked at the mask of hellokitty on his face in the mirror. He wanted to cry, but hellokitty didn't matter. The key was that the mask couldn't completely block the spectacular and tragic scene on his left face.

"What we need now is a hijab," Lin Yao sighed, but it's okay, it's better than going out with such a half face. He tidied his clothes and opened the door quietly, "Pick up your hijab. ..."

Mom was still watering the flowers on the roof, Lin Yao shouted as he ran downstairs, "I'm going to the office early today, I won't have breakfast!"

After driving little Xiali out of the yard, he breathed a sigh of relief, stretched his neck and looked at himself in the rearview mirror, and felt sad again: "Whose tears are flying... Oh, fuck me..."

Lin Yao felt that he should ask for leave, but he was afraid of scaring his mother when he stayed at home, and he still had work these few days, so he was quite concerned about this job. Ask for leave.

In fact, he wasn't afraid that his colleagues in the company would see it. What he was worried about was that being seen by Guan Ze would ruin his image of being a scumbag.

When the car stopped at the intersection, he looked around nervously, praying that he would not bump into Guan Ze's car.

Guan Ze probably has developed a habit recently, every time he bumps into a car, he will park next to him, and sometimes he will change lanes and stop ahead of time when following him.

But today, maybe God took pity on him, and he didn't see Guan Ze's car until the green light turned on.

After Lin Yao went to the company and parked the car, he walked towards the elevator with his head down. He decided to learn from Zhang Zhian today and turned into a daffodil planted in front of the computer.

Guan Ze received a call from Ning Juan in the morning. Ning Juan planned to use the money she had to open a store and asked him to help inquire about the store. After the call, she drove out 10 minutes later than usual.

He didn't see Lin Yao's little Xiali at the intersection, and the waiting time for the red light seemed longer than usual. He couldn't help laughing when he thought of Lin Yao happily lowering the car window and calling him "Mr. Guan Zao" , this kid is really interesting.

Guan Ze is sometimes very strange, Lin Yao is obviously a person with many things on his mind, but he can always maintain this silly and silly state.

He drove very fast all the way, when he drove into the company's parking lot, he saw Lin Yao walking towards the elevator with his head down, and Lin Yao didn't even look up when the car drove beside him.

Guan Ze honked the horn.

Lin Yao jumped up as if he was startled, and raised his head.

Seeing his staring eyes and the mask on his face, Guan Ze felt that he might be a little dazzled, so he took another serious look, and confirmed that Lin Yao was indeed wearing a mask, or that it belonged to hellokitty.

"You..." He gritted his teeth and held back a smile, pointing to the mask, "What are you doing?"

"Morning Guan," Lin Yao didn't answer the question, he raised his hand and touched the mask, as if he wanted to take it off, or as if he wanted to block the pink kitty cat on it, he hesitated for a long time and finally raised both hands He got up and covered his face, "I have a cold."

Guan Ze saw the erythema on his left face the moment he raised his hand, and immediately confirmed that he didn't have a cold. This kid has a toothache and can turn his face into mottle?

"Take it away," Guan Ze pointed to his face, "Is it broken or what?"

Lin Yao kept covering his face for a few seconds, and finally lowered his hands in despondency: "It's broken."

"How did you do it?" Guan Ze was surprised, staring at Lin Yao's face, it looked a bit miserable, red and swollen, some places were broken, and the scars were clearly set off by his fair skin.

"It's okay." Lin Yao said sullenly.

There was a car coming in from behind, Guan Ze glanced back, then pointed to Lin Yao: "Wait for me here."

When he parked the car and came back, Lin Yao was still standing there with his head down looking at his shoes.

"How did you do it?" Guan Ze went over and patted him, before walking towards the elevator.

"Don't mention it," Lin Yao's teeth itched when he thought of this, and his rebellious wisdom teeth ached, "I had a toothache yesterday, and a friend told me to get some garlic paste..."

Guan Ze was stunned, then turned to look at Lin Yao, he couldn't believe it: "Wait, did you put garlic paste on your face?"

"Isn't it painted on my face? At that time, my face was sore and swollen..." Lin Yao asked in a daze, then he was taken aback for a moment, and then cried out in grief, "Damn, it's not painted on my face." ?"

"Who told you to paint your face?" Guan Ze recalled what he said last night, no matter which sentence meant to paint his face, how did this child come to such a conclusion?

The elevator door opened, and Lin Yao made a sign for the leader to go first. After Guan Ze entered, he followed, leaning on the wall of the car, wanting to bang his forehead to press the floor button: "...no one asked me to paint On the face, it's me...my understanding ability may be lost because of toothache...?"

After Guan Ze recovered from the shock of the child's miraculous thinking, he couldn't help it. He raised his hand to cover his face: "Sorry, I want to laugh."

"It's okay, just laugh." Lin Yao turned his head and glanced at him, leaning against the wall helplessly, "If this matter is left to someone else, I've laughed so hard."

Lin Yao turned his head, just in time to show Guan Ze's left cheek full of blisters and red spots.

Guan Ze felt unbearable on the one hand, and on the other hand felt that it was too much fun, so he turned his head to the wall, laughed for a while and couldn't control it, and laughed out loud.

"Hey, I'm sorry." He glanced at Lin Yao a little apologetically, desperately suppressing the urge to continue laughing, "You need to apply some medicine, it will probably break the skin."

"Thank you." Lin Yao sighed. This is the second time Guan Ze laughed uncontrollably because of him in the elevator. He felt that he would no longer need to maintain his image in front of Guan Ze. Image is such a magical thing. His body was broken to pieces.

"Does the tooth still hurt?" Guan Ze finally suppressed his smile when he got out of the elevator.

"It hurts," Lin Yao followed behind him listlessly, "It doesn't help if you take anti-inflammatory drugs."

"It's useless to eat that, come to my office later." Guan Ze threw down these words, turned and turned into the corridor of the marketing department.

"Ah?" Lin Yao stood at the front desk for a long time, watching Guan Ze push open the big glass door of the marketing department and then came back to his senses.

Guan Ze asked him to go to the office?To Guan Ze's office?

God!

Lin Yao instantly felt that his teeth were no longer hurting, and his mind was overwhelmed by various pictures, Guan Ze's office!Is this God crazy!

He involuntarily covered his nose with his hands, and after touching the mask on his face, he realized that the little girl at the front desk had been lying on the table and biting a pen to make fun of him. Fortunately, she saw his right face.

"Lin Yao, your mask is so cute." The little girl smiled and hooked her fingers at him, "Take it here and show it to my sister. Boys actually wear such a mask when going out."

"I have a cold." Lin Yao ran into the design department as if fleeing.

After entering the office of the design department, Lin Yao found sadly that his dream of turning into a green plant was impossible to realize. It took him almost 5 minutes to walk from the door to his seat, and all his colleagues gathered around Come over, first observe his hellokitty, then the wound, first tsk tsk sympathy, then turn around and lie on the table laughing uncontrollably.

"It's not right for you to do this," Lin Yao sat down in front of his computer, clutching the mask in his hand, "openly and unabashedly based your joy on the pain of the youngest person in the office..."

"Lin Yao," Jiang Yifei came over and pulled his chair and turned him around, "How did you grow so big?"

"Shut up!" Lin Yao glared at him viciously, "Be careful I'll smear your face with garlic paste!"

As soon as these words came out, the people in the office laughed together again, Lin Yao stood up helplessly: "Forget it, you all laugh slowly."

Going to the marketing department to find Guan Ze is an exciting thing, but how to pass through the office area of ​​the marketing department with such a painted face is a big problem. Lin Yao searched on the table for a long time and found an advertisement ordered by the design department What magazine was designed.

So he took the magazine and set off.

A few people in the marketing department were still eating breakfast, some were on the phone, and some were cleaning. Lin Yao greeted people indiscriminately, trotted all the way through the two rows of desks, and ran with a magazine in hand. Arrived in front of Guan Ze's office.

The office door was open, Guan Ze was standing at the window to answer the phone, it should be a client's call, he had a very formulaic smile on his face, but even with such a smile, Lin Yao wanted to lean against the door frame.

Seeing him standing at the door, Guan Ze waved his hand and signaled him to go in.

Lin Yao entered the office and sat on the sofa. Guan Ze was still on the phone and didn't pay much attention to him. Guan Ze peeked into the collar of his unbuttoned shirt, and saw a black stone hanging around Guan Ze's neck.

very sexy.

"Come here," Guan Ze glanced at Lin Yao after making the phone call, sat down on his chair and opened the drawer, "Eat this."

Lin Yao quickly withdrew his gaze from staring at Guan Ze's legs, stood up and walked to the table, saw Guan Ze took out a small medicine bottle from the drawer and handed it over, he took it and took a look, it said that Chinese characters, but he didn't read Shun Liu together for a long time: "What kind of medicine is this?"

"Don't you have a toothache?" Guan Ze leaned back on the chair, leaning on his arm, and the shirt on his chest was pulled open a small gap.

Lin Yao glanced quickly, swallowed, "Thank you Mr. Guan, are you still preparing toothache medicine in the office?"

"Bought it for my son before."

"...Oh," Lin Yaozheng felt that it was awkward to hear these words, and then he saw the smile on the corner of Guan Ze's mouth. He really didn't have enough energy to get angry because of the toothache, so he could only say something feebly , "Do I have to thank Dad?"

"You're welcome, go take your medicine." Guan Ze waved his hand with a smile.

Lin Yao held the small medicine bottle, poured a glass of water and returned to his seat, shook the bottle to look at the pills inside, there were still many, um, edible.

If he ran out of a few pills, he didn't plan to take it. He just went to the pharmacy at noon to buy a bottle of the same one, and kept this bottle as a souvenir.

"Poodle-faced cat," Jiang Yifei looked at him happily, "I'll give you some porridge at noon, you can't eat anything hard with a steamed bun face, right?"

"No, I can't eat soft things. I can't even close my mouth completely now. Drinking water makes my teeth hurt." Lin Yao rested his chin and stared at the computer, planning to devote himself to work in order to Can be a distraction.

From the morning to the afternoon when he got off work, Lin Yao went to the toilet twice. He didn't eat any food, and it was even more impossible to drink coffee. When he got off work in the afternoon, he felt that he had completed the transformation into green plants.

But when he stretched his waist and was about to leave work, he was surprised to find that the toothache had eased a lot. He touched his face, and it seemed that the swelling was not so obvious. This discovery made him unable to stand up where he was. After jumping up and down a few times, he took out the bottle of medicine that Guan Ze gave him and took two pills. As expected of Guan Ze's medicine, the effect is awesome!

However, although the toothache was better, the wound on the face that looked like someone had beaten him did not change. When I got home, my mother rushed over screaming, hugging him and was about to cry: "This is What's the matter, son, did you crash! I'm a mother!"

"No collision, no collision, I know you are my mother, and I have no amnesia," Lin Yao comforted his mother with his arms around him, and when he saw his father sitting on the sofa drinking tea, he added, "I still know how to drink tea." The one with tea is my dad."

"It's okay if you don't remember him, just remember me." Mom held his face, "How did this happen?"

"I had a toothache yesterday. I made some garlic paste and smeared it on my face. It burned me." Lin Yao pushed his mother onto the sofa and sat down. "But now the toothache, face pain, and memory loss are gone. Don't worry. .”

"Smear garlic paste on your face for toothache?" Dad put down his teacup and turned to look at him for a long time before sighing, "Your mother inherited it so well."

"What's wrong with me!" Mom pushed Dad.

"Didn't you use some kind of plaster for hurting dampness to relieve pain? A small wound made a big gash," Dad shook his head. "Fortunately, I have two sons. It's a good thing that Lin Zong didn't follow you."

The mother and father began to argue about which son should be with whom, and which one was more stupid. No one cared about Lin Yao's face and teeth, so he took the opportunity to sneak back to his room.

The first thing he did when he entered the house was to call Hengdao: "Hero, you killed me!"

"What's the matter?" Hengdao's voice was a little lazy, but it sounded very sexy.

"That garlic paste, did you get it on your teeth?" Lin Yao still wanted to hear the correct answer from the provider of the prescription.

"Where did you get it?" Hengdao asked calmly.

"Face." Lin Yao replied.

"Creative, I didn't expect Sister Xiao to be in such a stupid state," Hengdao smiled, "Then after you apply garlic paste to your face, do your teeth still hurt?"

"Take some kind of medicine, it's much better, and now it's still a little swollen, it's not too painful." Lin Yao took out the medicine bottle and looked at it again.

"It works."

"Nonsense, Mr. Guan gave it to me. It must also work psychologically. Are you right?"

"Yep."

Lin Yao chatted with Hengdao for a while, and felt that he was in a good mood, so he looked at the calendar: "Dao Dao, are you free these two days, come out for dinner."

Heng Dao didn't speak, he stopped for a long time before asking: "What day?"

"The day after tomorrow, weekend, I guess I won't have a toothache the day after tomorrow." Lin Yao picked up the diamond card his mother gave him from the table, "I'll treat you to a high-end meal."

"Can you see people with your face?" Hengdao answered slowly.

"Face..." Lin Yao touched the left side of his face which was shedding skin, "It's okay, I don't need to worry about face when I see you."

Hengdao laughed and said after a while: "Okay, listen to you, but there is something we have to talk about first."

"Say."

"You are only allowed to leave after eating. Whoever walks halfway will have a toothache for a month."