There is a kind of you to hit again

Guan Ze got off work on time for the past two days. If he doesn't have to eat with clients at night, he usually chooses to go home and cook by himself, although sometimes he can't even put his chopsticks on the dishes he cooks.

Although he is not good at cooking, Guan Ze's kitchen is decorated like that, especially when he is wearing an apron and standing by the stove cooking noodles for himself, he feels like a master chef.

Today he cooked himself a bowl of tomato and egg noodles. He just smelt the noodles, and before he had time to take a bite and taste whether it was bad or not, the phone rang at home.

He put down and went to pick up the phone, and his aunt's voice came out: "Guan Ze, are you busy?"

"Yeah." Guan Ze regretted not turning on automatic answering.

"I'm talking about Guan Ze, isn't the job you arranged for your brother a bit too hard? It's unbearable for him to go out and run all the time in such a hot day." The aunt's tone was full of complaints.

"It's normal to go out and run around in sales."

"This is your brother, don't you feel sorry for him? Why don't you give him another job? Isn't the marketing department of your company very good?"

"We don't have a recruitment target right now." Guan Ze frowned, pinching the center of his brows with his fingers.

"You are the director of the marketing department, and it's not a matter of arranging someone." The aunt was very unhappy when he refused, "Now that you are successful, you don't care about your family? Do you just have the heart to see your brother suffer like this?" !"

"Can he count how many jobs I have arranged for him? The longest one has been done for four months. Why doesn't he suffer because of his laziness?" Guan Ze was a little annoyed, "Just this job, love Do it, I don’t like to beg for food.”

"Guan Ze, what do you mean!" the aunt yelled, "You eat hot and spicy food yourself, and I asked you to help your brother, and you asked him to beg for food?"

"Is it scary to beg for food?" Guan Ze smiled, and his tone became cold, "I'm going to beg for food too, Auntie, why don't you help me when I'm begging for food? It’s still the same sentence, I can’t do it and go home.”

Guan Ze didn't wait for his aunt to speak again, and hung up the phone. After thinking about it, he unplugged the phone line and threw it aside.

When he picked up the noodle bowl again, Guan Ze found that the noodles had absorbed all the soup in the bowl and turned into a lump.He stared at the noodles and hesitated for a while, took the kettle and poured half a bowl of cold water into the bowl, added some oyster sauce, then stirred the noodles and ate them up smoothly.

Guan Ze doesn’t have much entertainment at night. If he’s not accompanying clients, he usually doesn’t take the initiative to go out to play. He mostly stays at home. For example, like today, he turned on the TV, put a piece of Silent Hill in the DVD player, and then turned on the computer. .

The post at noon on the forum was still floating on the front page, and the follow-up post had been turned over more than 30 pages. He didn't go in to read it, and directly logged into the game.

As soon as he entered the friend information and swiped the world channel, he was almost disconnected, and the screen was frozen for more than ten seconds before returning to normal.

The people in the gang are enthusiastically dreaming about the happy life after the evil group is overthrown. Guan Ze is not involved. He is 30 anyway, and there is a baby who calls him Dad. He is too lazy to hang out with these teens and 20s Crazy, he felt that giving these people a chance to dominate, they might not be better than Yan Ranyixiao, playing games, who doesn't want to dominate the world.

There is a message from a friend, and within 1 minute of him being online, the only person who will definitely send him a message is Yuan Gungun except the system.

Yuan Gungun is Qiu Yueling's daughter, a little girl in the first grade of junior high school. She spends four or ten minutes playing games every night, and Guan Ze usually takes her to level up.

[Private Chat] Yuan Gungun: Brother, take me to Sishengzhuang to practice.

[Private chat] Hengdao immediately: call uncle.

[Private Chat] Yuan Gungun: Uncle, take me to Sishengzhuang to practice.

[Private chat] Hengdao Lima: Wait for me in the Sisheng safe area, do you still want to bring your friends?

[Private chat] Yuan Gungun: I have three friends from the fairy clan, so it's faster to get up in seconds, just help us control the monsters.

[Private chat] Hengdao immediately: I buy medicine.

[Private chat] Yuan Gungun: Uncle Heng, I'm so excited, will we be killed?

[Private chat] Hengdao immediately: ...

Lin Yao was sitting cross-legged in front of the computer with an unlit cigarette in his mouth, typing quickly on the keyboard. He was discussing with several core gang members in the gang conference hall about the changes to the PK rules.

In fact, Lin Yao was not the first person to dominate in this server. When he first came to play in the new server, he really didn't think about being dominant. He was just trying to pass the time.

Because he and a few friends from the old server came earlier, their level and equipment were higher than those of the later players. At that time, he took pleasure in bringing newcomers, and was very satisfied when he was immersed in the compliments of the newcomers, "Sister Yixiao, you are so amazing". .

Until one time the boss fell in front of him, he held up the team sign, and when he was calling for someone to kill, another team rushed over, as if he didn't see the sign hanging on his head standing next to the boss He snatched it like no one else was there.

At that time, the default rule was that the person who arrived first and raised the sign was the captain, and those who arrived later, even if they had a team, should disperse and join the team that raised the sign first to kill together.

Lin Yao suppressed his anger and chatted privately with the captain, and his answer was that the rules are nothing, I will kill if I want to, do your shit, and just sit around if I don't have the skills.

Lin Yao was so angry that he almost swallowed the cigarette he was holding in his mouth and chewed it. Since he wanted to break the rules, he would play with you, so he called a few friends. Kill them all.

Just when Lin Yao was recalling his glorious history of dominance, and telling the main players that we had to be prepared, someone on the gang channel shouted, "Hengdao is leading people in Sishengzhuang, is he going to snatch it?" BOSS!

Heng Dao immediately jumped into Lin Yao's eyes as if the name was on fire. He swiped the mouse and was about to say go over and have a look, when the lunatic standing beside him had already held up a team formation sign, and they had a tacit understanding He quickly joined his team, and the lunatic led the team to run towards Sishengzhuang skillfully.

Lin Yao checked the equipment and medicine on his body. Killing anyone is not as exciting as killing Heng Dao immediately, it is a tachycardia that can be seen immediately.

Hengdao's account turned out to be one of the main force of their gang, and the kid sold his account because he wanted to go abroad.The person who bought the account changed the name of the account. In the beginning, I teamed up with them a few times to help out. The awareness of PK is much better than that of the original owner of Hengdao. My friend joined a hostile gang on the grounds of upgrading, and led the team to fight with them in the uprising against the overlord, very happy.

Of course, there were many people who fought bravely and unyieldingly with them, Lin Yao would not dislike this person just because of this.The most important reason is that Hengdao Lima has led the rubbish civilian team to sweep their well-equipped main team more than once!Moreover, this person is the only one who can calmly arouse Lin Yao so much that he wants to chew on the computer in the forum scolding battle.

"Lin Yao, do you smoke?" My mother suddenly pushed the door open, holding a bowl of unknown soup in her hand.

"Knock on the door first." Lin Yao was concentrating on preparing for the fight, but was taken aback by his mother, "Your son is a grown man anyway, how inappropriate."

"Forget it, I will remember it next time," my mother put the bowl on the table and removed the unlit cigarette from his mouth, "I won't say anything to you if you watch porn. Whose son is not like this."

"Then just in case...forget it." Lin Yao sighed, picked up the bowl and took a sip. The taste tasted like chalk dust soaked in water. He swallowed it all in one gulp. I don't know what kind of experiment it was from his mother. Pin, Lin Zong was the guinea pig in the past, but now he is the only one.

"What if? Ah, you said that time about your brother," my mother lowered her head, her tone suddenly became very guilty, "Your brother didn't close the door, alas, didn't it cause any shadow for him? He was in a hurry as soon as he graduated Is it because of this that you moved out?"

"No, my brother's face is bigger than mine." Lin Yao saw his mother's expression was a bit unbearable, and stretched out his hand to pinch his mother's shoulder. "It's just embarrassing. He moved out because he was busy with the resort. It’s convenient, how can it be for this.”

"That's why it's better to raise a daughter." The mother turned and went out the door with the bowl in hand.

"Go and work harder with my dad." Lin Yao took another cigarette and drank it. The air conditioner was on in the room, so he couldn't smoke. He usually had one in his mouth, so that he felt more like a gangster during PK.

As soon as he entered the map of Sishengzhuang, he saw the figure of Heng Dao Li Ma on the screen, leading several female fairies in battle.

[Team] Late Autumn Luofeng: Order?ready or Not.

[Team] Ma Tafei Little Swallow: 0000

[Team] Smiling: 0

[Team] A very strong man: Is he going to grab the boss or is he leveling up?

[Team] Mingmei: Cleared the field 20 minutes before the boss, it's not like he doesn't know, 0000?

【Team】Very strong warrior: 00

[Team] A sweet smile: kill.

0 means ready to kill, every time Lin Yao sees this number, he looks forward to it.

It is not possible to force PK in the combat state, so they waited patiently for a while, and killed Hengdao Lima's team just after leaving the battle and before they had time to recover their blood and mana.

Lin Yao felt that their behavior was really not honorable, Heng Dao and the others were obviously not here to grab the boss, they were just leveling up, and the equipment on them was not PK equipment.But as long as he could kill Heng Dao, he would feel better all over, so he pretended not to see it with a big face.

As soon as they entered the battle, they controlled the Hengdao team in the first round. Of course, this is nonsense, top-level PK equipment VS civilian leveling equipment.

[Battle] Yuan Gungun: Do you also kill those who are leveling? ?

[Battle] Very strong warrior: At this time, you are practicing a fart level in the Four Saints.

[Battle] Yuan Gun Gun: Then where do I go to practice fart level, uncle!

[Battle] Mingmei: Who cares about you

[Battle] Yuan Gungun: You guys are too domineering, we are only dozens of trumpets, and we are killed even after leveling!

[Battle] Horse Tafei Little Swallow: Let's kill Hengdao, let's run with the trumpet.

[Battle] Late Autumn Luofeng: Let it go?

The lunatic was asking Lin Yao, Lin Yao looked at the four little fairies, the level of which was not enough for him to summon the beast to bite, they should have been let go, but the horizontal knife that never made a sound immediately made him very upset Rubbing the fire, he tapped a few times on the keyboard, typed two words in the team channel, and didn't let go.

The lunatic has always listened to him when it comes to killing people. After he did not let go, the lunatic played a "kill".

Hengdao immediately said the only sentence in the whole battle when he left the battle and was about to be sent to Samsara Bai Wuchang for a report.

Maniac you will regret it.

I'm sorry ass.The lunatic typed a beat slower. When he typed this sentence, Hengdao's group of people had disappeared from their eyes. He had no choice but to ask Lin Yao again, why did he say I would regret it?Shouldn't the harsh words be directed at you?It was you who said not to let the trumpet go.

I know shit.Lin Yao left the team, flew back to the city, and was sent to the dungeon by the system.

"Fuck." Lin Yao clicked the mouse, formed a team to kill people, there is a certain chance that the team members will not be caught and go to jail, but Lin Yao's account has never had a chance, and he will definitely go to jail every time he kills someone.

When he was sending a message to the lunatic to ask the lunatic to come up to hang up and go to jail, a figure riding a white horse appeared outside the broken wooden fence of the cell.

It was Hengdao Lima who had put on top-quality PK equipment.

Lin Yao didn't move, pretending to be absent.

[Current] Hengdao Lima: Sister Xiao, take the lead, you will always be in jail.

[Current] Hengdao Lima: Are you hungry?I'll leave you something to eat.

[Current] Heng Dao Li Ma: Let me set off fireworks to relieve boredom.

Lin Yao sat in front of the screen, watching Heng Dao get off his horse and light a firework outside the prison door. How boring is this bird man?

After the fireworks were set off, Hengdao put another bowl on the ground, said "grow up quickly" and then got on his horse and left the cell.Lin Yao stared at the bowl for a while, then moved the mouse over it, and it displayed - Ma Liang.

"Crazy!" Lin Yao cursed in a low voice, picked up the horse food, and fed it to his horse.

Guan Ze drank tea, listened to the background music of Silent Hill from the speaker behind him, and watched the complaint sent by the big version of the round boy, stretched his waist, took the mobile phone and dialed the number of Yuan Gungun.

"Uncle—" Qiu Jiayu's depressed voice came out after a long drag.

"How much experience do you lose?" Guan Ze smiled.

"30! Today's practice experience is gone!" Qiu Jiayu raised her voice and shouted, "Why are these people so annoying! Is it interesting to bully the trumpet!"

"Go do your homework, your mother will be nagging you later." Guan Ze turned off the game.

"Uncle, you want to avenge me!"

"How do I report it? Go sneak attack on Yixiao and the lunatic?"

"I don't know, you don't like to scold people, and you don't like to sneak attack," Qiu Jiayu said sullenly, "You are the only one in our service who can beat their team, and you are so noble."

Guan Ze is happy, the little girl only plays games at this time every day, and still can't upgrade the level, she is really aggrieved: "Okay, let me think about it."

"Think about it, I'm so depressed, Uncle, anyway, you've spoken harshly today, it's best to recruit the tough ones, and it's best to get rid of them!"

Qiu Jiayu finally hung up the phone and went to do his homework. Guan Ze went into the bathroom, took off his clothes and stood under the nozzle to flush the water with his eyes closed.

He really didn't want to compete with a game, but the lunatic and Yixiao stared at him all day and killed him. It was tiring enough to go to work every day, and he would always be provoked when he came back to play a game to relax.

If you're so energetic, let's have something interesting.