There is a kind of you to hit again

"I remembered something." When Lin Yao went downstairs, he saw Lu Teng playing happily with his nephews and nieces, all rolling on the carpet, and turned his head to look at Guan Ze, "Just now Lu Teng's address It seems to be messed up."

Guan Ze thought about it for a while and said happily: "It seems that I call your uncle Uncle and your mother Grandma."

"Yes, my generation," Lin Yao sighed, "But Lu Teng is quite smart, he asked uncle to judge by age, and grandma to judge by generation..."

"Let him change it later."

"Forget it, the child is already confused, if you ask him to change it again and again, he will forget it." Lin Yao looked at the excited Lu Teng, "If you want to really change it, you must first get rid of the problem of calling me brother. It was changed."

"This is probably useless." Guan Ze smiled.

The lunch was very sumptuous, there were many relatives in the family, and three tables were set up, which almost filled the living room.

Lin Yao called all the children to him and Guan Ze, and handed out red envelopes one by one. He and Lin Zong didn't get lucky money so easily in the past. After twelve o'clock, they kowtowed to the adults one by one to pay New Year's greetings, saying a lot of good luck Only words can be obtained, and every time he is there to say a string of auspicious words, Lin Zong is lazy and hums along.

A few children were making noise and laughing so loudly that the adults had to shout when they were talking, the old aunt poked her head out of the kitchen and yelled loudly: "Lin Yao! Come serve the food! Your brother was still in the kitchen just now, now I don't know where it went!"

"Here we come," Lin Yao hurriedly dragged Guan Ze into the kitchen, "My brother must have smoked on the roof, I can't hold it anymore."

"Guan Ze, don't come in, go out and sit." The old aunt pushed Guan Ze out.

"It's okay," Guan Ze scratched the door frame, "I'm not interested in sitting."

"Let him take it," the mother shouted from inside, "I told you he is more reliable than Lin Yao, last year Lin Yao put a pot of chicken on the ground, you don't know..."

"Hey, I will never forget it!" The old aunt couldn't help laughing, and didn't stop Guan Ze again, "Lin Yao did all the damage, and when he put the flowers, he put them on his uncle's car and almost burned the car gone."

"It's none of my business," Lin Yao walked out with a plate of fish in his hands, "I've never seen a car parked without closing the window, and I was putting out the fire at the time."

"How did you save it?" Guan Ze followed behind with a big earthen jar. He didn't know what it was, but it smelled faintly of herbs.

"I forced my 1.8-meter tall man into half of the car window, and fished out that firework!" Lin Yao turned his head proudly, "But it was a bit difficult to get out, it was my brother. Pulled my legs and dragged me out."

Before Lu Teng washed his hands and prepared to eat, he pulled Guan Ze aside: "Dad, come here."

"What's wrong?" Guan Ze followed him to the side, knelt down and looked at him.

"Help me get it, I can't take it anymore," Lu Teng took out a large handful of red envelopes stuffed in his clothes, a little embarrassed in his excitement, "I keep falling out when I am playing."

"So many." Guan Ze smiled. The red envelopes of Lin Yao's relatives were all very large. This was probably the first time Lu Teng had received so many red envelopes since he was a child.

"Dad, can I have it?" Lu Teng thought about it and asked carefully.

"Yes." Guan Ze patted his head.

"Then if you have time, can you take me to buy gifts for the children? I'll buy half of the gifts, and you save the other half for me." Lu Teng twisted his arms around his neck and leaned against him.

"Okay, little rich man."

It is said to be a simple lunch, and a big meal in the evening, but there are still several tables full of dishes.

Lin Yao tasted it, and this time his mother didn't make many dishes independently, and a few aunts saved the taste of the dishes on the table, and he ate very happily.

It didn't take long for the meal to be over, because there were important things to do in the afternoon, such as preparing dinner and making dumplings. Of course, the extra people had to play cards.

"Guan Ze," my mother saw Guan Ze coming in when she was tidying up in the kitchen, and quickly grabbed him, "I'll see you later!"

"Well," Guan Ze nodded with a smile, "Look at mine."

"Don't blow the cowhide too much." Lin Yao came in and took a rag and went out to wipe the table, "What if you can't win?"

"Let's look at the situation first." Guan Ze stretched his arms, "At least I have more than ten years of age, which is much longer than your film age."

"Shut up!" Lin Yao turned around and glared at him.

Dad raised his eyebrows when he saw Guan Ze sitting at the table, and looked at Guan Ze: "Auntie sent you here, right?"

"No," Guan Ze smiled, "It's been a long time since I touched it, let's revisit it."

"Hmph," Dad sneered, "I won't show mercy."

"Let the horse come here," Guan Ze said.

Lin Yao took out the fruit juice tea prepared by his mother and put them on the side table, as well as a lot of fruits and snacks. His main job every Chinese New Year is to serve the people when everyone is playing cards.

After preparing the food for the two tables, Lin Yao took a chair and sat behind Guan Ze.

This table is full of masters, father, aunt and uncle, Lin Yao didn't know how good Guan Ze was, so he stared at his movements for a while, thinking that there might be some play.

Guan Ze's movements are very skilled, and he is quick to pick up the cards, unlike Lin Yao, who takes a long time to read a card. If he doesn't understand the combination, Lin Zong is willing to talk about it when he is holding the cards and pondering. , pinch it hard, and after a while, you will be able to lay a litter, and I will give you a litter of all colors.

Guan Ze also didn't have to put the cards in order like him, they just put them away casually, it is said that it is not easy to guess the cards in this way.In fact, Lin Yao felt that if the opponent was like himself, he would not be able to guess unless all the cards were revealed, or even if they were placed in order.

No one in the family could win against his father for two or three years. Lin Yao was quite willing to watch Guan Ze win, but after two or three laps, his father made a lot of money, but Guan Ze didn't make any movement.

"You can't do it." Lin Yao whispered close to Guan Ze's ear.

"Really?" Guan Ze turned his face to look at him with a smile on his lips.

There was obviously something else in this smile, Lin Yao gave him a vicious look and stood up: "Who wants to eat or drink?"

"Brother Lin Yao—" Lu Teng called him.

It happened that there was no sound in the room at the moment, and Lu Teng's elder brother called everyone in the room happy. The children who are about the same age as Lu Teng are all cousins, or call him uncle, Or uncle.

"Brother Lin Yao, you can't figure out the ups and downs in this life." The old aunt was making dumplings, "Brother Lin Zong, go wash your hands, you have to roll the skin."

"I'm too innocent." Lin Zong put down his teacup and went into the kitchen.

"Brother," the little nephew yelled, "do you have any fruit?"

"Yes, little monkey bastard, don't yell, watch out for me to tell your dad's card." Lin Yao reluctantly took a fruit plate and put it next to the children, "What are you doing?"

"Play chess." Lu Teng replied.

"Take it easy," Lin Yao squatted beside Lu Teng, put his arm around his shoulder and whispered, "Can I call you uncle?"

"Uncle." Lu Teng stared at the chessboard without looking at him, and corrected it readily.

"So good! Uncle will bring you flowers tonight." Lin Yao pinched his face.

Just as he was about to praise Lu Teng for allowing him to keep calling him uncle for a little longer, his father suddenly yelled, "Hey?"

This turning sound made Lin Yao stunned, jumped up and ran back to the edge of the card table.

The cards in front of Guan Ze have been knocked down, and the old aunt and uncle are happy: "You can still light a cannon, anecdotes."

Lin Yao quickly stared at the card. Dad not only lit Guan Ze's cannon, but also a cannon. Just this one can sweep over half of his father's previous income.

"Thank you uncle." Guan Ze smiled.

"Okay you, unexpectedly this card can be shot," Dad looked at his cards, squinting his eyes, "I underestimated you, you have been checking out the truth with me before!"

"Don't fight unprepared battles." Guan Ze still smiled.

Lin Yao admired Guan Ze very much, for a big family like his father who has survived for a thousand years can still keep his face and heart beating, and he is not even modest.

"Okay, accept the move, let's see how much you can beat me today."

Lin Yao didn't know if there was any reason for his mother to ask Guan Ze to help her win money from his father. Regardless of whether his mother had a sharp eye or a blind soldier, Guan Ze did not disappoint his mother.

Dad lost to Guan Ze in an unprecedented way, since he clicked the cannon, he has basically never won again. Lin Yao wondered if this deck of cards was manipulated by his mother beforehand. Ze colluded well...

Three hours later, Dad stretched himself: "Hey, who will pick up my shift?"

Lin Zong sat on the sofa behind him playing with his mobile phone, and glanced at the table: "You don't call anymore?"

"There's no cash," Dad pointed to Guan Ze, "Let this kid get it all."

"The steel is gone, who will take over your shift." Lin Zong laughed.

"Oh brother Lin, you have today too," my mother came out after making the dumplings and washed her hands, happily ran to Guan Ze and took away the money, "Is it enough for me and my mother to share a piece of clothing..."

"I knew it was you!" Dad poured a cup of tea and drank it.

"Give way, how long have you occupied the position of God of Gamblers in our family?" Mom clicked her tongue and looked at Guan Ze with a smile, "Oh, I really didn't realize that Guan Ze is really good."

"Uncle underestimated the enemy." Guan Ze stood up and moved a little bit. He hadn't sat in one position for a long time.

"I didn't underestimate the enemy, I'm just pretending to be modest right now." Dad gave him a sideways look.

"Yes," Guan Ze smiled, "Uncle, you are no match."

Lin Yao laughed: "This is not as good as false modesty."

There was still a while before dinner, and a few kids got tired of playing at home and wanted to go out to set off firecrackers. Lin Yao and Guan Ze led them out with a bag full of fireworks and firecrackers.

It's cold outside, and there are still snowflakes, but the smell of gunpowder in the air and the sound of firecrackers far and near make people ignore the cold.

Several children played in the snow and followed them to the lake garden in the community.

"Did you stay alone with your family during Chinese New Year before?" Lin Yao walked beside Guan Ze, rubbing his hand, reaching into Guan Ze's pocket to touch his hand, since they are all children anyway, and they are playing crazy No one will care about the actions between him and Guan Ze.

"Well, it's the same as usual." Guan Ze held his hand.

"Then this year, you have to experience it well." Lin Yao gently scratched his palm, "Our family can have a lot of trouble during Chinese New Year. It's very fun. At night, we must drive to the central square to put flowers. Just you and my brother. Those who come back, pull them over, maybe someone will come to buy them..."

"Then put it away and sell it, and the money from the sale will go to your father."

Lin Yao laughed for a while: "How much did you beat my dad today?"

"I don't know, I don't count. Your family is playing too hard, and I don't even have the nerve to try hard to win."

"You'll have to be ashamed in the future. My father, an upstart like him, will bite him hard." Lin Yao sniffed and stopped suddenly, "Give me a formal New Year greeting."

"Yaoyao has a happy new year, everything goes well, the wealth is abundant, and everything is in hand." Guan Ze said with a smile.

"So good," Lin Yao took out a red envelope from his clothes and put it in his hand, "I want to give you the lucky money for you at night, I'm afraid there will be too many people and I won't have a chance."

Guan Ze took the red envelope. The red envelope was very thick, but it didn't look like money was put in it. Guan Ze opened it and took a look. He took out a small book from inside, opened it and saw that there were pictures on every page, which was Lin Yao's favorite. The kind of three-headed small figure in the painting.

"Do you know how to look at it?" Lin Yao rubbed his nose and jumped on the spot twice, with a little smug expression on his face.

"I used to draw matchsticks like this when I was a child." Guan Ze squeezed the edge of the notebook, letting the pages slide out quickly from his fingertips.

The content of Lin Yao's painting is very simple. It is a small figure turning its head and throwing itself on another little figure to hug and kiss, but it is very cute. At the end, there is a line of words swaying left and right: Happy New Year Daughter-in-law.

The corner of Guan Ze's mouth curled up, and he turned it over several times: "Is this you who was pushed down?"

"It's you." Lin Yao turned around and continued walking. Several children had arrived by the lake, and they were yelling at them for firecrackers.

Lin Yao put the firecrackers and fireworks on the ground and divided them among the little ones. Guan Ze squatted down beside him and stuffed something into his pocket: "For you."

"What is it?" Lin Yao reached into his pocket excitedly and found a small bag.

"Handmade," Guan Ze took out a cigarette case from Lin Yao's other pocket, took a few cigarettes out, lit them, smoked a few puffs and handed them to several children, "For lighting flowers, no smoking, no fire Let Uncle Lin Yao smoke for you."

"Fuck," Lin Yao looked at the smoke that Guan Ze exhaled from his mouth, and stared in surprise, "You know how to smoke?"

"No." Guan Ze replied calmly.

"I've sucked it in. Do you really think my eyes are not good..." Lin Yao muttered softly. He wanted to say a few more words, but he was anxious to see the gift Guan Ze gave him, so he didn't bother to say more, "You Can you still do handwork?"

Guan Ze didn't speak, just smiled.

It was a small red bag with a small red string tied on it. It was very festive. Lin Yao opened it and poured the contents of the bag into his hands. After seeing it clearly, he froze for a long time before roaring: " You did it?"

"Well, do you like it?"

"I..." Lin Yao looked at the thing in his hand and was speechless. This is a small fat man carved out of wood with a knife. It is a little bigger than a thumb. The carving is very fine. The clothes and movements are very clear. You can see the facial expression clearly, and it is also colored.

Lin Yao never thought that Guan Ze could give him such a gift, and when he stared at this little man, tears began to roll in his eyes.

"I sculpted it according to the little figure in the painting you sent to the marketing department's official mail last time." Guan Ze flicked his ear with his finger, "Don't cry, in front of so many children .”

"Well," Lin Yao took a breath, held the little wooden figurine in his palm, and after a long time he couldn't say, "Fuck, you're so skillful."

"I haven't carved it for many years. My hand is born. I have been making it for a long time. I wanted to give it to you on your birthday, but it didn't work out."

"It's been so long?" Lin Yao was surprised.

"Well, there are countless broken carvings. Didn't you see when you searched my house? There are more than a dozen broken carvings in the lunch box in the cupboard..." Guan Ze stood up and looked at the children. Fireworks are set off by the lake. In fact, the sky is still bright at this moment, and the fireworks can’t be seen, but the child doesn’t care about these things. He also did this when he was a child. During the Chinese New Year, he would squat far away and watch other people’s children set off flowers. , Even if you can't see the color of fireworks clearly during the day, you will feel envious.

"Speaking of this, I get angry! Hey, my little heart twitches when I think of this, you are so awesome. You said that this thing was not finished on your birthday and was not delivered," Lin Yao also stood. I got up, suppressing my voice, "Then you ran away halfway. You keep this thing for the elderly and you don't plan to give it to me again? You have spent so much effort to kill me. I think there can be a tree. Just leave it like this ?”

Guan Ze quickly turned around and hugged him: "Forgive me, don't talk about it, don't I give it to you now?"

Lin Yao lowered his head and looked at the little figure in his hand: "Forget it, let me spare you... Is this me?"

"Ah."

"If you have time, I'll carve a couple. Why don't you work harder to carve little friend Lu Teng, anyway, I'm drawing three people."

"I..." Guan Ze was stunned. It took him several months to carve this one, but he nodded after thinking about it, "Okay."

The little nephew ran over with the cigarettes and handed them to Lin Yao, Lin Yao took a puff, grabbed a few fireworks for him, then turned his head and asked again: "Hero, where did you learn this skill? "

"When I was young, I was bored, so I used a small knife to carve and play. After a long time, it will be fine." Guan Ze found a second kicker from the bag, looked at it and couldn't help but laugh, "Last time you said There's a dick in my ass..."

"Shut the fuck up for me!" Lin Yao slapped him on the back.

"This is too dangerous for children to play with, let's play." Guan Ze threw one to him.

"How to play?"

"Let's see who takes the longest time." Guan Ze narrowed his eyes, "Dare you?"

"Afraid of you, come here." Lin Yao lit a cigarette and posed in a horse stance.

"Watch the direction when throwing it," Guan Ze added after a pause of two seconds, "Whoever throws it first is the wife."

"Success." Lin Yao filed his teeth.

Lin Yao thinks this game is very exciting, although he has never played it like this since he was a child.

The two of them put their two feet together and lit the cigarette. When the fuze flashed a small spark, Lin Yao suddenly became a little nervous. He threw the cigarette in his hand directly on the ground, staring at the spark, and did not forget to use it He glanced at Guan Ze from the corner of his eye.

As the fuze got shorter and shorter, Lin Yao's hands began to tremble a little. He didn't even let his mother light up ordinary firecrackers and throw them out. Besides, he was afraid of these things since he was a child. He always hides far away, and the two sounds alone can shake him unbearably, and now he feels great pressure by holding it in his hands like this.

But Guan Ze seemed very calm, just holding it like that.

Lin Yao felt that the sound of the sparks was getting louder and louder, he was almost unconscious from gritting his teeth, and his heart was beating like thunder.

"Ouch, fuck——" Lin Yao couldn't bear it any longer, he waved his second kick heel and threw it towards the lake like throwing a dart.

The spark sent a plume of smoke through the air, followed by a loud crash across the lake.

Before Lin Yao could react, another loud noise exploded in his ears, and he was completely startled.

Guan Ze's second kicker was not thrown out, but jumped out of Guan Ze's hand after the first blast, followed by a second bang in the air, which was almost the same as the one thrown by Lin Yao. sounded at the same time.

After these few sounds, the little kids cheered, shouting and laughing.

Only then did Lin Yao come to his senses, ignoring the buzzing in his ears as if he had been listening to rock and roll all day, he rushed over and took Guan Ze's hand: "Are you sure?" Sick! Why don't you throw it away!"

"Haven't you ever played like this before?" Guan Ze smiled, and asked him to check his hand over and over, "I can't blow it up."

"Fuck..." Lin Yao did not find anything abnormal in Guan Ze's hands, "What the hell is this game, it scares me to death!"

"There is a sound in the hand, and there is a sound in the sky. This is called playing two kicks." Guan Ze flicked him on the face, "I know that the good boy has never played like this."

Lin Yao rubbed his ears, and after calming down, he reacted suddenly: "Your uncle! You are playing tricks on me!"

"Call me husband," Guan Ze hooked his chin, "I would like to admit defeat."

"Guan Ze," Lin Yao poked Guan Ze's chest a few times with his finger, "I didn't see it, it's so sinister."

"Hurry up," Guan Ze said with a smile on his lips, "Master, be quicker."

"...Husband." Lin Yao called out dejectedly.