There is a kind of you to hit again

When Lin Yao was reversing the car, he didn't look at the rearview mirror in a daze, and when he stepped on the accelerator, he didn't know much about his feet. The car backed up very fast, and collided with a passing car behind him.

What a fucking back!

Lin Yao sat in the driver's seat and didn't move. The collision made his stomach feel like vomiting, and Lian Jun pressed half of his face on the window: "Don't drive, don't drive, you're hitting someone's car!" , take it easy, my lord!"

"Get out!" Lin Yao was a little angry. First, the lunatic sold his account to Hengdao, and then he drank half a cup of spoiled milk and was laughed so hard that he couldn't find his eyes. The car was hit!

What the hell is this called!

The more Lin Yao thought about it, the more he got angry, pushed the car door and jumped down, turned around and pointed at the car that collided with him and shouted: "What kind of car are you racing in the parking lot, you are flying!"

"Lin Yao, Lin Yao, don't be convulsed," Lian Jun hurriedly pulled him, Xiao Xiali's butt was on the side of the front of the car, a blind person could tell who hit who, this guy was drunk, no matter how he said it didn't matter Li, "Go back to the car, I'll tell them."

"What are you talking about." Lin Yao leaned against the car door, his eyes were a little clouded, everything was doubled, and the people in that car couldn't see what they were doing, anyway, he didn't see him for a long time to solve the problem.

"It's not like you usually don't drink so much, what's going on today!" Lian Jun opened the car door and forced him into the car.

"I'm just upset, don't push me!" Lin Yao got into the car and stood up quickly.

The two of them were practicing here, when the car suddenly honked its horn, and the windows were lowered, and someone in the car said, "Move the car."

Lian Jun stopped his hand. According to this, the other party didn't intend to argue with them and wanted to drive away.But the two cars are stuck together, and one of them has to be moved to move. In theory, it is enough for Xiali to move forward.

"Brother, why don't you back down." Lian Jun yelled at the car.

"Okay, let me move." Lin Yao whispered, and went back to the car to start the ignition.

The person in the car over there seemed a little impatient, and honked the horn again.

Lin Yao just went down a little and the fire came up again. He pushed the car door and shouted: "It won't open! You have the guts to hit it again! If you hit it, go away!"

The windows of that car were closed, and the car slowly began to back up. The heads and buttocks of the two cars rubbed against each other, moaning in pain, and finally separated.

After Lin Yao got back into the car, the alcohol passed away a lot. Thinking about it, he felt that this matter was a bit unreasonable, so he got out of the car again and wanted to apologize to someone.

Before he could stand still, the car suddenly stepped on the accelerator, turned the steering wheel, and hit Xiao Xiali's rear without any hesitation.

Before this side could react, the car backed up again and drove away under the dumbfounded gazes of Lin Yao and Lian Jun.

"Hey, I'll fuck it!" Lin Yao woke up completely, and held back for a long time before he said a word, "Oh, what a hit!"

"Awesome, fuck me..." Lian Jun added next to him.

Lin Yao was stunned for a while, and went around to check what happened to his car, after a few glances he suddenly felt that something was wrong, he turned his head to look at Lian Jun: "Jun'er, did you see the license plate clearly? "

"Looks like something from 444." Lian Jun frowned and thought for a while.

"...What kind of car is that?"

"Cherokee, you didn't see it, didn't you still want to buy a Cherokee to hit your dad's Cayenne?"

"Ah..." Lin Yao jumped onto the car and patted the roof twice, "It can't be such a coincidence!"

"What's the matter? Know?"

"I don't know him, but he might be a customer of our company." Lin Yao dusted off his hands, and it was time to wash the car while it was being repaired. "Forget it, don't worry about it, I'll take a taxi back, you can go up, the car will be left here."

"What's the matter? Guan Ze, why don't you speak?" Ning Juan's voice came from the earphone.

It was only then that Guan Ze remembered that the phone hadn't been hung up. He cleared his throat: "It's okay, the car rubbed for a while."

"Ah? Are you okay!" Ning Juan's voice immediately became tense.

"It's okay." Guan Ze was a little depressed when talking with clients today. If he were to rest in peace, he would never take the wrong medicine and just make trouble for Xiao Xiali. "Just now you said what happened to Uncle Ning? Boss cough?"

"It's not a big problem. It's cold here these days. I guess I've caught a cold." Ning Juan smiled, "My dad just said that we are far away now, and I miss seeing you all the time."

"I'll call him tomorrow, how is your leg?"

"As always, it's a bit sour when the weather changes, don't worry, it's been fine for so many years."

Guan Ze didn't speak, he couldn't find anything to say for a while, and Ning Juan called him, and he didn't know what to say every time after saying these few sentences.

"Are you driving?" Ning Juan asked.

"Well, on the way home."

"Then you drive, and I'll call you another day?"

"En." Guan Ze responded.

"Then... I'm dead." Ning Juan sounded a little disappointed.

"Good night." Guan Ze knew what she wanted to hear, such as if you have nothing to say, or I'll call you when I get home, but he really didn't want to say that.

When he got home, the neighborhood was full of cars, Guan Ze walked around twice before finding a spot.

After getting out of the car, he checked the front of the car. The collision was not too serious. The bumper was shattered, and the rest of the car was okay. Xiao Xiali probably had a worse time, as one of the headlights might have been knocked off.

He locked the car and walked home, but he didn't realize that Little Xiali's owner looked like a gentle kid, and he smelled so strong after drinking that he would burn it if he ordered it.

Guan Ze took a shower and was naked when he came out of the bathroom.

He lives on the top floor of the 18th floor, which is the tallest building around, so he neither turns off the lights nor draws the curtains, and he likes the feeling of walking around the house naked and completely unfettered.

After tidying up the clothes hanging on the balcony, Guan Ze felt a little hungry. After searching in the refrigerator for a long time, he only found half a lemon. He took it out and licked it, which made him shiver with sourness.

Apart from the half lemon, he had nothing else to fill his stomach, so he had to call the duty office downstairs: "Do you still have instant noodles?"

"Mr. Guan? Have you run out of food again?" The security guard on duty immediately recognized his voice and laughed, "I still have a bucket of noodles here, come down and get it."

"Thanks."

Guan Ze casually put on a T-shirt and big pants, went down to the duty room with his slippers on, soaked the noodles in the duty room, chatted with the security guard all over the place while eating the noodles, and then slowly went upstairs to get ready for bed.

When the phone rang, Guan Ze was about to turn off the lights and go to bed. It was his personal phone that rang. He picked it up and took a look. It was an unfamiliar local number.

"Hello who?" Guan Ze answered the phone.

"Hengdao?" A refreshing male voice came from the other side, who sounded young.

Guan Ze was stunned, a little uncertain, his friends in the game rarely called him, and it was possible that the only one who called so late tonight was a smile: "A smile?"

"Well," the other side replied, "you didn't sleep, did you?"

"Are you a man?" Guan Ze was very surprised. He always thought that Yan Ran Yixiao was a girl, just a tough girl, but he didn't expect to be a big man.

"It's a man, it's no secret, you're too uninformed," the person over there smiled nonchalantly, "I don't mind if you continue to call me sister."

"Sister," Guan Ze called out. To be honest, he really never thought that Yixiao was a man. All the words he wanted to tease the little girl were useless, so he had to start directly, "Why are you calling me?"

"Good boy," the other side laughed, "that Rakshasa, I got it from a mission on New Year's Day. It's not easy for you to change your color. I have a demon account, and it's slow to kill monsters. This Rakshasa is my experience pill." It’s not easy growing up.”

"This Rakshasa data is quite good, it's not easy."

"Sell it back to me at a price." There was a pause, "Just because you caught me on the forum and you will lose everything, can you let me find a balance?"

"You didn't hurt me too much. I wondered whose little girl's mouth was so bad. I didn't think she was an old man." Guan Ze smiled. If you want to say that the biggest pleasure of playing this game besides PK, it is probably to laugh with you. Play bickering on forums.

Although Yixiao is very arrogant, when quarreling, it is never purely swearing, even pointing and swearing, sometimes you can’t feel that you are swearing without paying attention to it. It's silly to think that you have the upper hand.

Whether it's PK or bickering, it's only interesting if the opponent is about the same strength as you. It's just that he is a man with a smile, which makes him a little disappointed.

"Well, it's even, otherwise, hero," the man over there thought for a while, "you just say what you want before you sell this pet to me. I'm really sincere, and I'll give it to you When I was on the phone, I found out that we are in the same place, or if you come out, I will treat you to dinner."

Guan Ze bit his lips, because he didn't expect Yixiao to be a man, so it was a bit funny to say what he had prepared before to a strange man, but after hesitating, he still said it: "Marry me."

"Ah?" Lin Yao was planning to go up to the rooftop to smoke a cigarette. Hearing this, he almost fell down the stairs. "What did you say?"

"You're going to marry me," Hengdao's tone was rather understated, "You can pick whatever I want, and you can take it back, Rakshasa."

Lin Yao didn't speak for a long time, what does this mean?

"Why?" He asked after a long time.

"Didn't you want Rakshasa?" Heng Dao smiled, "Anyway, the Madman is also sold, so I don't want to be the husband and wife of the third generation?"

"There is nothing to be reluctant to part with. The key is that your condition is a bit amazing." Lin Yao sat directly on the stairs. He was not surprised that he and Heng Dao could make a peaceful phone call. In the game, most of the rivals in the same city can't be killed after going out to eat a meal, and those who shout about real people PK all day long are all idiots.

But he didn't expect Heng Dao to make such a request to him.

"It's amazing, what a deal."

"Yes, but what are you planning?"

"I don't like lunatics," Heng Dao replied bluntly, "You think about it, I have to sleep, I have to go to work tomorrow."

Lin Yao sat on the stairs and spent 5 minutes thinking about Heng Dao's conditions, and came to a conclusion, this is definitely not a simple reason for dislike of lunatics.

The two numbers, Yixiao and Madman, have been the backbone of this gang since the day of the overlord. Everyone in the gang looked at these two numbers. Although Lin Yao had a lot of dissatisfaction with the madman, he always maintained Superficially harmonious, and the lunatic is especially good at pretending to be a big brother.The temporary small gangs that fought against them continued to emerge, but in the end, they couldn't stand up to them because he and the lunatic had always led a stable and strongest team.

Once there is any change between him and the lunatic, this group of people will definitely cause trouble, and after a long time, there will always be some people who are eager to have something new to amuse their boredom...

"You're so poisonous...you're so poisonous..." Lin Yao snorted twice, this guy is really ruthless, and he's going to draw his salary from the bottom of the pot.

And at first this kid thought that Yixiaohao was a girl, and his abacus was pretty good. If he really thought about it, this slap would make the madman unable to get up again. The couple of the third generation sang so loudly. Abducted.

Thinking of this, Lin Yao felt a little bit amused.

My mother called him downstairs, and every time he came back after drinking or went to bed after 12 o'clock, my mother would carefully make some soup or water for him to make up for. I haven't slept yet, I guess I need to increase the amount.

"Here we come," Lin Yao responded, put the cigarette back into the cigarette case and ran down, "Look at how much I've given you face, leading you so aggressively."

"Why do you stay up in the middle of the night and run up there?" Mom handed over an unknown liquid.

"Make a phone call." Lin Yao took a deep breath, held the bowl and drank it without panting.

"Girl?" Mom immediately became interested.

"Men." Lin Yao stuffed the bowl back into his mother's hand, he was afraid that his mother would ask these questions.

"It's boring, what's the fun of talking to a man on the phone in the middle of the night." Mom walked away with the bowl in disdain.

Lin Yao laughed twice and went back to his room.

In fact, it's quite interesting. Originally, what he disliked the most was the way Heng Dao dragged Ba Ji in the game. When he called, he found that this person's personality was different from that in the game, and he was very kind.

And this guy has a good voice.

Little Xiali has been well protected in Lin Yao's hands. With his salary and the speed at which he saves money, it will take a considerable amount of time to get a Cherokee.During this period of time, little Xiali was his right-hand man, so he usually drove more carefully, but he did not expect that little Xiali was sent to the repair shop so soon.

Half of the rear bumper is missing, a lamp is broken, and a piece is dented in the side. It is estimated that the Cherokee hit it the second time.

So when you drink, just stay honest and don't underestimate.

Although he was very reluctant, Xiao Xiali still had to stay in the garage for a few days, and by the way, he would paint all kinds of roads drawn by the hands of the previous owner who didn't know how many hands he had.

For two or three days in a row, Lin Yao squeezed the bus to go to work. Seeing the bus full of aunts with big fans in one hand and vegetables in the other, he missed Xiao Xiali very much. We can't run, but at least we have a seat, and we can listen to a little song or something on the road.

On the day he brought Xiao Xiali back, Lin Yao took several shots on the car's head to express his happiness, as if he hadn't seen him in eight lifetimes.

I was so happy at work, I even forgot to buy milk tea.

"Did you get your car back?" Jiang Yifei and Lin Yao drank coffee in the tea room together.

"Well, by the way, I trimmed it up a bit, and I think it will last for another three to five years." Lin Yao took a sip of coffee happily.

"Yo Lin Yao, did you crash your car? Are you okay?" The little girl in the marketing department was cooking cereal, and looked him up and down after hearing this, "How could you crash, don't be careful."

"Don't mention it, I had a little smoke that day, and I reversed the car and rubbed against someone," Lin Yao recalled holding a cup, "As a result, I ran into a psychopath, I said I moved the car, and he kept honking the horn , I smoked, and the fire came up."

"And then?" Jiang Yifei looked at him.

"I told you to hit me again." Lin Yao waved his hand, "Aren't you an idiot?"

The little girl from the marketing department nodded: "You're a bit of an idiot, then what?"

"Then they bumped into each other again." Lin Yao took another sip of coffee.

Jiang Yifei and the little girl were stunned for a moment, and immediately laughed up and down. Lin Yao laughed along with him for a while: "You two are laughing ass."

The little girl glanced behind him while laughing, the smile on her face stopped immediately, she quickly covered her mouth with her hands, and became a little embarrassed.

Lin Yao turned his back to the door of the tea room, seeing her like this, he hurriedly looked back and was stunned.

The psychopath he was talking about was leaning against the door frame of the tea room and looking at him, and after meeting his eyes, he smiled at him.

Immediately afterwards, the little girl from the marketing department said, "Director Guan, would you like some cereal?"