Overwhelm the evildoer
Work related
, Let's have breakfast first, I'll be late for work later. "Xu Keyu didn't want to embarrass him, so he stopped worrying about someone taking a shortcut through the railing.
Zhao Hewen hurriedly agreed: "Okay, okay!"
Originally, Xu Keyu thought that morning exercise was not something like high school forced to run for a lap or two, it was just about exercising. If you really don't like running, you can do something else.But what I didn't expect was that Zhao Hewen slowly persisted in his morning jog under various inadvertent stimuli.
I don’t know if it’s because Xu Keyu’s words of “accommodating” stimulated Zhao Hewen’s small universe, or because Xu Keyu said that instead of running in the morning, he can go to the nearby square to participate in radio gymnastics or Tai Chi with the old grandparents, but Zhao Hewen insisted that it is better to run most.
The grandparents in the square came very early, and there were people exercising early from almost six o'clock in the morning to ten o'clock in the morning, but it was really only the grandparents...
But when it comes to Xu Keyu, I have to mention it. What he said is: If you can't do it, we can replace the morning run with other sports...
Zhao Hewen is a man with a wide heart and a fat body. He can laugh when others say he is fat, and he can ignore others who laugh at him.But maybe it's because he has a wide heart and doesn't care what people say about him, so the "body fat" will keep getting fat... But, facing some people, it seems that there is an inexplicable force that makes people always have This kind of nerve has been stimulated to accomplish things that could not be done before.The kind of person who stimulated Zhao Hewen used to be called "other people's children", but now it is Xu Keyu.
Apart from Xu Keyu's words, this kind of stimulation mainly came from another matter.
That night, Zhao Hewen went to take a shower, because he was used to living alone, so he never had the habit of locking the door.So when Xu Keyu suddenly opened the door and rushed in, Zhao Hewen, who was humming and wiggling his ass while pulling the bath towel, was so frightened that his mind went blank, and he just held his hands to show others the whole thing, and was even judged. Fan.
"Although I still suffer a bit, but it's finally even. You saw my naked body, and I saw yours too~" At the end, Xu Keyu said: "Yes, you are really fat and well-proportioned, keep it up ~"
Then Xu Keyu closed the door and left, while Zhao Hewen stared blankly at the door with his big terrified eyes because he was too shocked, the bath towels fell on the floor and he didn't find it, the water kept flowing a stream of...
After Zhao Hewen came to his senses, the first question he yelled was not about being naked, or being praised for being "very well-proportioned", and it was not about Xu Keyu's petty retaliation, but—(╯=口=)╯╧ ╧He still suffers! !I've seen it all, so what's wrong with it! !
Zhao Hewen felt that Xu Keyu probably meant that he felt that his figure was better than Zhao Hewen's, so he was at a disadvantage.So Zhao Hewen's strongest nerve was broken... ╰(@╰)炸?a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="d3a093">[email protected ])╯I'm the one who suffers, I suffer a lot! !Lose a good figure even if you die! ! !
However, in fact, the reason why Xu Keyu said that he suffered a little at the time was because of the steam in the bathroom. What he meant was that this was not high-definition...
Such a "beautiful misunderstanding" has become the motivation for Zhao Hewen to get up early every day for morning exercises and to insist on eating less. While practicing the lyrics of the song from Chaos and successfully completing the interview program on the radio, he has managed to lose weight by three many weeks.
During this period, Xu Keyu's landlord hired an electrician to repair the circuit, but the new light bulb that was just installed that night blew up again, and Xu Keyu finally had to give up the problem of the living room.But even though he could move back, Xu Keyu decided to stay for a full month on the grounds of supervising Zhao Hewen's weight loss.Zhao Hewen felt that although being supervised to lose weight was very hard, there were people who cooked for him every day. Although he couldn't eat more, it tasted good, so he didn't raise any objections.
Moreover, Xu Keyu's rental house was indeed a bit weird.Just last week, it was haunted again.
When Zhao Hewen came back from get off work, he passed by the door of Xu Keyu's house when it was getting dark, and suddenly he saw a puddle of blood flowing out from under the door.Because I heard that there was blood everywhere in the room where the high school student committed suicide, so Zhao Hewen rushed back to his house in fright, and refused to let Xu Keyu "risk" into the house to see.
In fact, it was said to be haunted. After Xu Keyu opened the door, they found that the kitchen faucet was not turned off, and the sewer was blocked, so the water flooded into the living room and flooded a box of paint piled up in the living room.A box of red paint at the bottom of the box was overturned, and a lot of red water flowed out, which was not blood at all.
But that box of paint really belonged to that high school student, in fact there was more than one box.The high school student likes to draw, so there are many paints, many of which are new.The collectors don't want paint, and his cousin said he would keep it for some classmate, so he didn't throw it away.Before the house could not be rented out, the paint was temporarily put on hold.Let it go, let it go for several years.
Later when Xu Keyu moved in, Yang Gui thought it was just a thought, and he was reluctant to just throw it away.So I asked Xu Keyu if he could put it away temporarily and pick it up when he moved to the unit dormitory.Xu Keyu didn't lack this place, so he agreed, but he didn't expect that the flood would come out like this.
All this seemed reasonable, but Zhao Hewen just felt that there was something strange and ghost in it, otherwise there would be no such coincidence.But Xu Keyu didn't care. He probably forgot to turn off the tap when he left. After all, he would come here after get off work when he was composing music.
Because Xu Keyu had been abroad for two years, he had to graduate directly when he came back. The graduation thesis in China was not a problem, but he had never participated in the internships of other students in their junior and senior years.Although Xu Keyu went to study abroad because he likes music, his computer science is not weak, especially in programming. He has a good foundation in mathematics and clear logical thinking, so he easily passed the Microsoft practice test and became a intern.
However, this kind of university interns is not a formal work internship after all, and the company has very low requirements for them, mainly doing chores every day and helping out when they are busy.I've been free recently, and it's necessary to clock in every day, but the off-duty time is "to do something, to leave the court if nothing to do", so sometimes Xu Keyu even slipped home at three or four o'clock to write songs.
Of course, computer software is very powerful now, and can simulate the sound of various musical instruments.Some people don’t always need to use real musical instruments when writing songs, but Xu Keyu is still more accustomed to the feeling of touching musical instruments with his hands, as if musical instruments can bring inspiration.
Xu Keyu got involved in music just a few years ago, and he didn't learn piano, violin or other high-end musical instruments, that is, he played the guitar to a rough extent.The music theory is similar, but it doesn't have to be a lot of musical instruments.But even if it's a guitar, it's easy to hear it when you bring it to Zhao Hewen's house and play it.
It's just that after the 'haunting incident', Xu Keyu felt that Zhao Hewen had entered a tense period again.Every time he went there at night and came back, he could see Zhao Hewen opening the door a crack and observing him with a wary face, and then came out for various very special reasons, walked around and went back...
囧... However, Zhao Hewen looks more like a ghost possessed than him, so he is very cautious.
In fact, Zhao Hewen couldn't be considered timid. There was a side window in the kitchen, and he could just see the dead room that Xu Keyu rented.One day at three or four o'clock in the middle of the night, he slipped out to find some food when he woke up from hunger, only to see that there was a light in that room, and there seemed to be faint music! ! (@>)﹏) Although I have only seen it once, it is definitely haunted!Or a ghost with a penchant for high art? !
27 Sense of crisis
Although Zhao Hewen is rather dull in some respects, because he is very obsessed with eating, he has done many things that are not suitable for his age, but there are two things that he has always seen clearly and done very skillfully. It's dating and work.
On a blind date, it's all over after a meal.
Work is something that cannot be ended for the sake of eating.
Except for the shocking act of weeping ghosts and gods when he was drunk last time, Zhao Hewen usually works very seriously.And what kind of big gods and small gods are in that circle on the Internet, that kind of feeling must not be brought into the display life, even the work unit is related to this circle.
Because the slender uncle is of good quality, good quality, good popularity and good relationship, Biluo Tianyin puts him out like a banner.Although he tried to keep a low profile, it is impossible for anyone in the company not to know that he is He Miao.But I don't know if it was Baiyao who said hello, or just because there was no one who didn't want to see him, so there were no terrible remarks, no satirical posts, and no explosive photos. It's a blessing.
Zhao Hewen has a good temper naturally, and he is also very clear that once it comes to reality, the Internet is basically a false name.If he wants to secure this position, he must use his strength to speak, so he never refuses when people ask him to take on a drama as long as he thinks he is competent.And sometimes a crew came to him, hoping that he could help find a suitable CV to accompany the drama, and he also tried his best to find the most suitable one according to the requirements, and never perfunctory.
I have work to do during the day, and I have to convince other CVs to sign up.Although the department transferred two more people in, but a lot of things such as finding roles, negotiating signing contracts, etc. have been transferred, and the CV department is getting more and more busy, so it is a drop in the bucket to bring in two people.Whether it is the CV department or Biluo Tianyin, they are all waiting to be done, so everyone is very busy, and Zhao Hewen is no exception.
Not to mention the big Yali Mountain, it is as big as a small mountain.
When Zhao Hewen rarely had time during the day, he quickly read the script, went to the recording studio to record, and went home to continue working hard if he could not finish the recording.In the past, listening to dramas, going to YY to join in the fun, singing parties, and even brushing YS and bibs were almost used for recording. Combined with daily exercise and diet, Zhao Hewen really lost a lot of weight this time, at least visible to the naked eye.
In addition to the impact of the recording, besides losing weight, YS pinched XYXF due to various reasons, all of which have something to do with him.His recruiting system has never been idle. Recently, it seems that it is the rainy season of YS, and the bloody wind is coming.To put it aside, Zhao Hewen will probably be bored for a while again.But this time, from a certain point of view, he was unprecedentedly calm...
QAQ is so sleepy...but there are still a lot of debts.Pinching or something, this time I didn't even pinch Huang to replace him, it's not strong enough...
However, Zhao Hewen is always a little embarrassed when recording sometimes, because the sound is always louder when the emotion is intense, because the balcony and the balcony of the living room are very close, and they are almost connected, so even if the door is closed, the living room can still hear it point, let alone the balcony.For example, hacking, slashing, killing, screaming up to the sky, heroic laughter, etc., the sound is relatively loud and the penetrating power is relatively strong.
In the past, Zhao Hewen lived alone for a long time, and the one who was frightened by him was the mop of the foster dog, so at first he didn't realize that his voice could be heard outside.After Xu Keyu just moved in, once Zhao Hewen forgot to close the door. As a result, when someone passed by his door, he suddenly let out a scream of ghosts and wolves, and the man threw the cup on his hand and rushed in...
Later, Zhao Hewen discovered that sometimes Xu Keyu would stand on the balcony of the living room, hold a cup of coffee, silently feed the mosquitoes and listen to his recording...
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In other words, everything else is fine. Xu Keyu seems to have no barriers to accepting radio dramas, and he also cares that he does not work too hard to protect his voice.But for some recordings, even if he has ten skins, he didn't dare to record them knowing that Xu Keyu would hear them...
For example—meat...not the kind of meat you eat, but the 'meat' that you do bed/sports with naked meat, which is the H sound.
After all, letting others hear the finished radio drama or listening to the dry sound is completely different from listening to the live recording, and it is not the joke H sound on YY. Sometimes I am more involved when I actually match the drama, and sometimes I can’t find a sentence. The words are still screaming for a long time...
In reality, Zhao Hewen is really shy and pure, just like running away without realizing it when he sees someone.He just felt that when he was trying to imitate moaning, it would be awkward, embarrassing, and weird if there was someone watching seriously.
So every time Zhao Hewen dubs the H sound, he always dubs it when Xu Keyu is not around, or after the dead of night is sure that he is [-]% asleep.
There are not many Hs in the commercial distribution, and some even pass without pulling the lamp cover directly; but the online distribution is different, the length is a little longer, and there are more or less Hs.But in fact, the total amount is not particularly large, it’s just that hoarding in such a hiding place will increase more and more. In the end, I have to seize every opportunity to rush to record various H...
It just so happened that Xu Keyu sometimes went back to his rented house at night, saying that he had to work overtime, so Zhao Hewen would hurry up and record H.It's just that it's different from locking the door in the dead of night. He always opens the door and doesn't wear earphones at such times. Otherwise, if he doesn't know when Xu Keyu comes back, it would be too scary.So every time Xu Keyu came back, Zhao Hewen would immediately stop recording, run to the door of the room to take a look, and then he would close the door naturally when he came out for a stroll back.
╮(╯▽╰)╭ That's why Xu Keyu's eyes when he saw Zhao Hewen opened the door to look at him, in addition to seeing if he is all right, the main reason is that he has a little more guilt...
Zhao Hewen won a lot of praise and recognition in just one month because of his frantic acceptance of dramas and supporting dramas to help find a CV.In addition, as his job, he also recruited many CVs and some other scholar-bureaucrats, which almost sparked a small wave of joining Biluo Tianyin, and even some of them who were in the imperial capital and near the imperial capital were considering turning into full-time jobs.
It just so happened that on the last day of Zhao Hewen's last month of losing weight, an acquaintance in his circle came all the way from the south to work in Biluo Tianyin.It's not just a contract CV on the Internet, but I want to join the CV department.
The vest that this Renwang wears is called Shuijianbao. Although it is not the little purple red in the circle, it is definitely the best of the same batch of little pinks.He was about to graduate in his senior year and hadn't found a job yet, so he just wanted to venture into the imperial capital, and he just heard about the recruitment of Biluo Tianyin, so he decided to come.
Zhao Hewen knew him quite well, and when he heard that he had never been to the imperial capital, he enthusiastically offered to pick him up at the train station.
(@0)v0@) Last time, I just joked that I sent him fried buns by post, but now I can treat him to eat in reality.
The train for Shuijianbao didn't arrive until three o'clock in the afternoon, so after having lunch with Xu Keyu at noon, Zhao Hewen went upstairs to catch a recording, and then took the subway there.
The railway station in the imperial capital is very big, but fortunately there is only one exit, and the fried buns also said that they didn't bring much luggage, so Zhao Hewen hung around near the exit and waited for the text message from the fried buns.
As a result, the train was late, and Shuijianbao sent a text message at three o'clock to say that the train had just left Shijiazhuang.In this way, you have to wait at least an hour.Zhao Hewen was tired from standing early, and was even more discouraged when he heard that the train was late, so he quickly found a small pier in the corner to sit and rest.
To say that this small pier is an excellent location, you can sit down, without blocking the way, no one will come to chase you, and you can clearly monitor the entire exit without obstruction, even the signboards can be seen. I can see clearly.
So Zhao Hewen sat comfortably on the small pier, and took out the small package of biscuits bought on the way to eat. (@0)v[email protected]) I spent a lot of ATP and meat during the long journey to pick up people today, so I should be able to replenish it appropriately.
At four o'clock, the electronic notice board finally showed that the train for Shuijianbao had arrived, and it also rescued Zhao Hewen, who was struggling with his appetite.
Zhao Hewen and Xu Keyu agreed that if they lost more than five catties in a month, they would eat a big meal together. Although they lost more than five catties now, he knew very well that as long as he let go of eating, he would definitely gain weight in seconds gone back.For the big meal, Zhao Hewen didn't even steal a single grain of rice these days, so he just bought a pack of small biscuits at a small stall at the train station.
At this time, many people came out of the station. Although the fried buns had been sent to Zhao Hewen for photos, the crowd was as dense as a rice bag of sesame seeds poured out.Even if they are acquaintances in real life, it is very difficult to find someone, Zhao Hewen was dizzy.He hurriedly called Shui Jian Bao, but Shui Jian Bao said that he had just got off the train and it would take a few minutes to get out.Zhao Hewen looked carefully at the electronic notice board, only to realize that a train from a certain city in the south of the Yangtze River had also arrived.
The location of Xiaodunzi is a bit hidden. In order to make it easier for the fried buns coming out of the station to see him, Zhao Hewen got up and ran to the front to stretch his neck to look directly.
Looking at it, I didn't see the fried buns, but I seemed to see Xu Keyu? !
Not only Xu Keyu, but also a beautiful woman with long hair and shawl opposite him.Xu Keyu bent down to help the beauty carry the luggage in a gentlemanly manner, and the two walked out talking and laughing.
With that body shape and that outfit, Zhao Hewen saw him at a glance even though there were many people around.During lunch, Xu Keyu didn't say that he would come to the train station to pick up people. Zhao Hewen just watched the two go out, and couldn't help pushing through the crowd to follow.
For a long time, Zhao Hewen felt that he and Xu Keyu were just pure buddies.It was like old friends at first sight, like friends who have known each other for many years.It should be just a good buddy, he has a handsome parent, it is normal to lie down and have a spring/dream or something when we first met!The occasional strange feeling should just be envy, jealousy or something...
And he himself is gay, how could he be jealous of Xu Keyu having a beautiful girlfriend? !The handsome guy and the beautiful girl are so good together.
But there seems to be a sour feeling spreading in my heart... (.0ˇ)_ˇ0. ) Is this also the feeling of envy, jealousy and hatred?
28 Sense of crisis
Apart from screwing up his blind date, rushing into the bathroom to see his naked body in retaliation, and staying at his house, Xu Keyu seems to be doing pretty well.But although he messed up the blind date, he made him come out of the closet in front of his mother by accident; although he retaliated to see his naked body, he stimulated and supervised him to lose weight; although he stayed at his house and did not leave, he cooked every day Give him food, and it seems that because of this, he can't steal snacks and go home to stockpile food, and can't eat a lot of things behind his back. This is what really supervised his weight loss.
... When it comes to being supervised to lose weight, Zhao Hewen always thought that he was only stimulated by Xu Keyu, but he never thought that it was because Xu Keyu was the one who stimulated him.Including the fact that he didn't even steal food at night in the past few days, except for that big meal, it seems that it was also because of Xu Keyu.I don't want to disappoint him, I want to have a big meal with him, and I want to be recognized by what I say.
Unconsciously, it seems that some emotions secretly grow wildly.
Now that the world is in harmony, straight men will also make some rotten jokes, which is harmless.Xu Keyu doesn't look like a crook, but because Xu Keyu once dared to call him 'dear' in public, even if it was just a joke, Zhao Hewen was still willing to classify him into a more ambiguous and vague gray area unconsciously.Originally, he thought they were just such a gray area, which was good, and he didn't feel that he had any unreasonable thoughts about Xu Keyu.However, after suddenly finding out that Xu Keyu had a girlfriend, he felt a little strange in his heart.
Does he like Xu Keyu? !
(.0ˇ) Aˇ0. ) is absolutely impossible, impossible, Xu Keyu is a straight man, he should like chaos.Well, I like Chaos, and when I lose weight, I will ask Chaos out for a face-to-face!
Zhao Hewen has done his own psychological construction, as if to prove his idea, he decided to go up and say hello to Xu Keyu.He never thought of anything, not at all.
So Zhao Hewen hurriedly squeezed away the people around him and wanted to chase them in the direction they were walking away. At this moment, someone called him from behind: "Brother Miao! I'm here!"
When Zhao Hewen turned his head, he saw a tall man in the crowd waving happily to him, and then he squeezed towards him with a big bag.Judging from his appearance, this person should undoubtedly be fried buns, but the moment Zhao Hewen saw him, a drop of cold sweat broke out in his heart.Sure enough, it is impossible to fully imagine a whole person based on a photo of the head...
Before Shuijianbao came, I sent a photo to Zhao Hewen for the convenience of recognition. It was a serious frontal photo, and it was also the Shuijianbao ID photo that went viral on the Internet.Ordinary people's ID photos either look like aliens, or take photos that look like prisoners who have just been released from prison, and the better ones all look bitter.This is not the case with the fried buns. In the photo, apart from being too serious, he is a complete and utter beauty.
Speaking of which, the reason why this photo was leaked is because Shui Jian Bao committed a crime, and he somehow connected his personal photo album with Weibo.It was okay to upload it before, but this time the school sent the electronic version of the ID photo to everyone, and he uploaded it to his personal photo album, so Miaomiao linked it and published it on the bib.Although he quickly deleted it, someone still happened to see and save the picture.
However, even though it was a passport photo, she was recognized as a beauty and did not have any negative impact on the fried buns.Although it was not uncommon at that time to explode photos, especially the explosion of beauties can increase the popularity, but after that, the water fried buns were all careful and never leaked new photos.Even if someone conspired that it was not him, he did not come out to clarify or post new photos to prove it.
Of course, those who are close to Shuijianbao know that Shuijianbao doesn’t like to take pictures. It is said that they get nervous when taking pictures, and they will be very serious when they are nervous.
It is indeed too conspiracy theory to suspect that the photo is not a fried bun. The appearance of the fried bun is exactly the same as in the photo, and it is even whiter and more beautiful. He is probably very thin, but his height cannot be predicted at all - standing among a group of people from the south, it is too flamboyant to say that he stands out from the crowd. To put it bluntly, it is like a chopstick stuck in rice...
Furthermore, Zhao Hewen is a ball of meatballs next to the rice.
When the 'chopstick' was finally squeezed to the side of 'Meatball', 'Meatball' looked up at the 'chopstick' and couldn't help but blurt out, "Water beauty, how tall are you...?"
"It's almost 1.9 meters five..."
Zhao Hewen's words hit the sore spot of Shuijianbao, and he said with a mournful face, "I hope it doesn't grow any longer. When I was in Guangdong, the beds in the dormitory were too short to sleep on a lump."
"Dormitory, save as much as you can, it should be okay if the beds here are a little more lumpy." Zhao Hewen wiped off his cold sweat, but fortunately there was only one fried bun.If there is another one like this, one at a time, it will be a pair of chopsticks holding meatballs. (.0ˇ) Aˇ0. ) Wait, how could it be meatballs! !No, we have to work hard to reduce it to shredded pork!
By the time Zhao Hewen thought of Xu Keyu and his girlfriend again, he had already disappeared looking for them.
"Water beauty, let's go too." Zhao Hewen turned around and said, covering his disappointed eyes.
Always being called by such a 'water beauty', Shuijianbao said a little embarrassedly: "That... Brother Miao, you can call me Shui Xuchen, or Xiaochen is also fine."
"Success. My name is Zhao Hewen, you can call me by my name too." So Zhao Hewen helped Shui Xuchen carry the big bag, and took him to find an intermediary near the company to rent a house or something to settle down first.
Why are you still looking for a place to rent a house?Because after all, working here is for a long time, Xu Keyu lived in the only empty room in Zhao Hewen's house, and Xu Keyu's haunted house could not be lived in.
And why did you help Shui Xuchen carry the bag?It would be fine if Comrade Shuijianbao was only tall, but the key point is that he is also very thin, even if he is not skinny, he can be considered skinny.You say that a big bag is hung on such a thin chopstick, and you always feel that the bag is too heavy and the chopsticks will be broken!
Although Shui Xuchen strongly demanded to carry the bag by himself, Zhao Hewen didn't let go. There was a height difference of at least [-] centimeters between them and it was impossible to carry it together, so in the end Shui Xuchen could only ask Zhao Hewen to help carry it.
After getting in the taxi, Zhao Hewen remembered to call Xu Keyu. At noon, he forgot to say that he would not go back to eat in the evening, but it seemed that Xu Keyu would not go back to eat either.
However, Xu Keyu was very surprised when he heard that Zhao Hewen also went to the train station to pick up people, and said that he knew that he could go there together, because he also went to pick up people.Regarding this, Zhao Hewen just laughed dryly, feeling a bit stuck in his heart, and didn't say anything about seeing him at the train station.
"Then I'll go back after eating, you can do whatever you want~" Zhao Hewen said kindly, saving face.When his girlfriend comes, maybe, maybe, at least he will go back to his own house to live in the evening...
However, Xu Keyu thought for a while and said, "Why don't you bring your friend over and let's find a place to have dinner together."
"Not yet, the road has already started to get congested during rush hour, and it won't be too early when we settle down." Zhao Hewen refused, "Go and eat."
Xu Keyu said regretfully: "Well, I originally planned to let you meet someone. She has something to do tomorrow morning, so she can't come to the house to play at night. Then I can only bring you to meet her after she finishes her work."
"Okay." Zhao Hewen replied, but he had another thought in his heart. (.0ˇ)ˇ0. ) I don't want to see you!
In fact, this is not the rush hour for get off work, but one of these two people has just graduated from university and has not yet joined the society, and the other lives in the local area, and lived in the unit dormitory before buying a house.The two people who have no experience in renting a house have never thought about it. Sometimes renting a house does not mean that you can move in immediately after renting.Not to mention whether you are satisfied with the house, at least the owner must be there, sign the contract and pay the deposit before moving in.
So this day was so unscheduled, they went to two agencies, and finally saw a few houses with good location and size, and acceptable rent, but none of the landlords was available today.If you are in a hurry, there is nothing you can do. After all, you are a fresh graduate, and you can't find someone to share the rent at this moment. It is too wasteful and too expensive to rent.
Zhao Hewen originally said to ask Shui Xuchen to come to his place for a few days. Although the beds in his house are all single beds, fortunately, the sofa is wide enough.Unlike the one in Xu Keyu's rented room, a person lying alone would never fall off.However, the sofa Shui Xuchen might be a bit shorter for lying on, but it happens that his bed should be long enough, and there is no baffle at the end of the bed, so it won't be "upright", so he can just sleep on the sofa.
Zhao Hewen didn't care, but Shui Xuchen felt embarrassed.They used to have a good relationship, but on the first day of his arrival, people came to pick up people and help them find a place to live. In the end, they occupied his bed and squeezed people on the sofa for the night. This was too much .
And like what was said in the chat room, Uncle Slender is a veteran god, he can be regarded as hugging his thighs; on the other hand, from a practical point of view, Zhao Hewen will be his immediate boss in the future, so he really needs to hug his thighs well... …
In the end, with Shui Xuchen's insistence, he managed to find a basement hotel to stay in.The big hotels on the ground are too expensive, and the two small hotels that can be found nearby are full of single rooms, with only beds or more expensive rooms.It's not safe to live in a bed where you don't know what kind of person you'll be sharing with; and a place that's too expensive, even if it's just for a day, he won't want to part with it.
Because of Zhao Hewen's enthusiasm, Shui Xuchen insisted on treating dinner by himself.Zhao Hewen secretly looked up and down Xia Shui Xuchen with a worried face. He is indeed very tall, but the reason why he feels too tall is because he is too thin. In Zhao Hewen's opinion, he looks like fleeing during the Great Famine youth.
So under the subtle influence of this kind of hint in his heart, although he didn't eat with Xu Keyu, Zhao Hewen still didn't eat with his stomach open, and he didn't even have the nerve to order meat... All the meat dishes were ordered by Shui Xuchen, and Zhao Hewen didn't Sorry to eat.
Shui Xuchen was really hungry. Although he was thin, but with his height, the calories needed could not be small.Moreover, after dozens of hours of tossing on the train, and running all the way after getting off the train, I was so hungry that my chest was stuck to my back at this moment, and I couldn't care about other things.
As a result, seeing Shui Xuchen's effort to eat, Zhao Hewen shed another tear of sympathy.After that, when he stopped losing weight, every time he bought snacks to go to the office, he would sympathetically give Xiaochen some, which made Xiaochen very confused.
The author has something to say: "The Truth of the Chinese Valentine's Day - Thunder Rolling on the Chinese Valentine's Day Ceremony"
[Note: This is a rather cheating story, be careful, be careful...]
Long, long ago, there was a foodie named He Miao.After his parents died, his brother and sister-in-law took away the family property and abused him.He was accompanied by only one yellow ox. He Miao, as a hungry foodie, has been coveting yellow beef, but because of the ancient saying that "farm cattle cannot be eaten", he has never eaten.
But day by day, the scalpers came to the point where the crisis became more and more serious, and finally spoke up.He told He Miao that if he wanted to have a full stomach, he could go to the Milky Way every July [-]th.On that day, the fairies and fairies in the sky will come down from the heaven to bathe and have fun, and they can steal one or two while they are taking a bath, which is enough to eat for a whole day.
On that day, the beautiful fairies went to bathe at the east end of the Milky Way, and the handsome fairies went to bathe at the west end of the Milky Way.
After bathing, the fairies will invite the fairies to eat together with the food they brought, and when bathing, the food will be placed in their own treasures and stored in their clothes.
Following the smell of delicious food, He Miao found the place where the fairies bathed.While the fairies were bathing and playing, He Miao suddenly ran out from the reeds. Suddenly, a fairy in the Milky Way came out of the water. Her figure was so beautiful that the foodie He Miao didn't dare to look directly at her with nosebleeds. In the chaos, he hugged him nearby. Pick up the clothes of Chaos Immortal and run away.
The panic-stricken fairies hurried ashore, put on their clothes and flew away, only the melancholy Chaos Fairy remained.Without the clothes, Chaos Immortal couldn't fly away, so he had to stand naked by the water's edge and wait for the thief who stole the clothes.
Besides, the scalper said that as long as he got the clothes and sprinkled the water from the mortal world, the food would appear. He only stole the food. Although the fairies would be angry, they couldn't pursue it.It's a pity that after He Miao stole Chaos Immortal's clothes, he found that Chaos Immortal didn't bring anything to eat at all.Although He Miao is greedy, he is a rare good-natured young man in the world, so he decided to take the clothes back and return them to Chaos Immortal.
When He Miao returned to Yinhe, he found that Chaos Immortal was cold and ill because he had no clothes to wear.So at the request of the Chaos Immortal, He Miao had no choice but to take him home to take care of him, er... and as compensation, he became his wife.
After marriage, the seedlings are chaotic, men farm and men weave, overcome difficulties and bear the burden, love each other, and live a very happy/blessed life.He Miao also gave birth to Chaos...
(.Qˇ)AˇQ. ) Hey, why can men and women still have children... It hurts! ! ┭┮? ┭┮ Isn’t it just stealing food, the price is so high! ! !
Later, when the ox was about to die, he told the seedlings not to eat his meat, but to bury it on the slope, so that they could counterattack later.After the ox died, the couple buried it on the slope, but He Miao's counterattack failed all the time, and the consequences were serious. He gave birth to a daughter for Chaos...
(.Qˇ)AˇQ. ) Hey, the scalper lied to me! ! !
The matter of He Miao and Chaos getting married
Zhao Hewen hurriedly agreed: "Okay, okay!"
Originally, Xu Keyu thought that morning exercise was not something like high school forced to run for a lap or two, it was just about exercising. If you really don't like running, you can do something else.But what I didn't expect was that Zhao Hewen slowly persisted in his morning jog under various inadvertent stimuli.
I don’t know if it’s because Xu Keyu’s words of “accommodating” stimulated Zhao Hewen’s small universe, or because Xu Keyu said that instead of running in the morning, he can go to the nearby square to participate in radio gymnastics or Tai Chi with the old grandparents, but Zhao Hewen insisted that it is better to run most.
The grandparents in the square came very early, and there were people exercising early from almost six o'clock in the morning to ten o'clock in the morning, but it was really only the grandparents...
But when it comes to Xu Keyu, I have to mention it. What he said is: If you can't do it, we can replace the morning run with other sports...
Zhao Hewen is a man with a wide heart and a fat body. He can laugh when others say he is fat, and he can ignore others who laugh at him.But maybe it's because he has a wide heart and doesn't care what people say about him, so the "body fat" will keep getting fat... But, facing some people, it seems that there is an inexplicable force that makes people always have This kind of nerve has been stimulated to accomplish things that could not be done before.The kind of person who stimulated Zhao Hewen used to be called "other people's children", but now it is Xu Keyu.
Apart from Xu Keyu's words, this kind of stimulation mainly came from another matter.
That night, Zhao Hewen went to take a shower, because he was used to living alone, so he never had the habit of locking the door.So when Xu Keyu suddenly opened the door and rushed in, Zhao Hewen, who was humming and wiggling his ass while pulling the bath towel, was so frightened that his mind went blank, and he just held his hands to show others the whole thing, and was even judged. Fan.
"Although I still suffer a bit, but it's finally even. You saw my naked body, and I saw yours too~" At the end, Xu Keyu said: "Yes, you are really fat and well-proportioned, keep it up ~"
Then Xu Keyu closed the door and left, while Zhao Hewen stared blankly at the door with his big terrified eyes because he was too shocked, the bath towels fell on the floor and he didn't find it, the water kept flowing a stream of...
After Zhao Hewen came to his senses, the first question he yelled was not about being naked, or being praised for being "very well-proportioned", and it was not about Xu Keyu's petty retaliation, but—(╯=口=)╯╧ ╧He still suffers! !I've seen it all, so what's wrong with it! !
Zhao Hewen felt that Xu Keyu probably meant that he felt that his figure was better than Zhao Hewen's, so he was at a disadvantage.So Zhao Hewen's strongest nerve was broken... ╰(@╰)炸?a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="d3a093">[email protected ])╯I'm the one who suffers, I suffer a lot! !Lose a good figure even if you die! ! !
However, in fact, the reason why Xu Keyu said that he suffered a little at the time was because of the steam in the bathroom. What he meant was that this was not high-definition...
Such a "beautiful misunderstanding" has become the motivation for Zhao Hewen to get up early every day for morning exercises and to insist on eating less. While practicing the lyrics of the song from Chaos and successfully completing the interview program on the radio, he has managed to lose weight by three many weeks.
During this period, Xu Keyu's landlord hired an electrician to repair the circuit, but the new light bulb that was just installed that night blew up again, and Xu Keyu finally had to give up the problem of the living room.But even though he could move back, Xu Keyu decided to stay for a full month on the grounds of supervising Zhao Hewen's weight loss.Zhao Hewen felt that although being supervised to lose weight was very hard, there were people who cooked for him every day. Although he couldn't eat more, it tasted good, so he didn't raise any objections.
Moreover, Xu Keyu's rental house was indeed a bit weird.Just last week, it was haunted again.
When Zhao Hewen came back from get off work, he passed by the door of Xu Keyu's house when it was getting dark, and suddenly he saw a puddle of blood flowing out from under the door.Because I heard that there was blood everywhere in the room where the high school student committed suicide, so Zhao Hewen rushed back to his house in fright, and refused to let Xu Keyu "risk" into the house to see.
In fact, it was said to be haunted. After Xu Keyu opened the door, they found that the kitchen faucet was not turned off, and the sewer was blocked, so the water flooded into the living room and flooded a box of paint piled up in the living room.A box of red paint at the bottom of the box was overturned, and a lot of red water flowed out, which was not blood at all.
But that box of paint really belonged to that high school student, in fact there was more than one box.The high school student likes to draw, so there are many paints, many of which are new.The collectors don't want paint, and his cousin said he would keep it for some classmate, so he didn't throw it away.Before the house could not be rented out, the paint was temporarily put on hold.Let it go, let it go for several years.
Later when Xu Keyu moved in, Yang Gui thought it was just a thought, and he was reluctant to just throw it away.So I asked Xu Keyu if he could put it away temporarily and pick it up when he moved to the unit dormitory.Xu Keyu didn't lack this place, so he agreed, but he didn't expect that the flood would come out like this.
All this seemed reasonable, but Zhao Hewen just felt that there was something strange and ghost in it, otherwise there would be no such coincidence.But Xu Keyu didn't care. He probably forgot to turn off the tap when he left. After all, he would come here after get off work when he was composing music.
Because Xu Keyu had been abroad for two years, he had to graduate directly when he came back. The graduation thesis in China was not a problem, but he had never participated in the internships of other students in their junior and senior years.Although Xu Keyu went to study abroad because he likes music, his computer science is not weak, especially in programming. He has a good foundation in mathematics and clear logical thinking, so he easily passed the Microsoft practice test and became a intern.
However, this kind of university interns is not a formal work internship after all, and the company has very low requirements for them, mainly doing chores every day and helping out when they are busy.I've been free recently, and it's necessary to clock in every day, but the off-duty time is "to do something, to leave the court if nothing to do", so sometimes Xu Keyu even slipped home at three or four o'clock to write songs.
Of course, computer software is very powerful now, and can simulate the sound of various musical instruments.Some people don’t always need to use real musical instruments when writing songs, but Xu Keyu is still more accustomed to the feeling of touching musical instruments with his hands, as if musical instruments can bring inspiration.
Xu Keyu got involved in music just a few years ago, and he didn't learn piano, violin or other high-end musical instruments, that is, he played the guitar to a rough extent.The music theory is similar, but it doesn't have to be a lot of musical instruments.But even if it's a guitar, it's easy to hear it when you bring it to Zhao Hewen's house and play it.
It's just that after the 'haunting incident', Xu Keyu felt that Zhao Hewen had entered a tense period again.Every time he went there at night and came back, he could see Zhao Hewen opening the door a crack and observing him with a wary face, and then came out for various very special reasons, walked around and went back...
囧... However, Zhao Hewen looks more like a ghost possessed than him, so he is very cautious.
In fact, Zhao Hewen couldn't be considered timid. There was a side window in the kitchen, and he could just see the dead room that Xu Keyu rented.One day at three or four o'clock in the middle of the night, he slipped out to find some food when he woke up from hunger, only to see that there was a light in that room, and there seemed to be faint music! ! (@>)﹏) Although I have only seen it once, it is definitely haunted!Or a ghost with a penchant for high art? !
27 Sense of crisis
Although Zhao Hewen is rather dull in some respects, because he is very obsessed with eating, he has done many things that are not suitable for his age, but there are two things that he has always seen clearly and done very skillfully. It's dating and work.
On a blind date, it's all over after a meal.
Work is something that cannot be ended for the sake of eating.
Except for the shocking act of weeping ghosts and gods when he was drunk last time, Zhao Hewen usually works very seriously.And what kind of big gods and small gods are in that circle on the Internet, that kind of feeling must not be brought into the display life, even the work unit is related to this circle.
Because the slender uncle is of good quality, good quality, good popularity and good relationship, Biluo Tianyin puts him out like a banner.Although he tried to keep a low profile, it is impossible for anyone in the company not to know that he is He Miao.But I don't know if it was Baiyao who said hello, or just because there was no one who didn't want to see him, so there were no terrible remarks, no satirical posts, and no explosive photos. It's a blessing.
Zhao Hewen has a good temper naturally, and he is also very clear that once it comes to reality, the Internet is basically a false name.If he wants to secure this position, he must use his strength to speak, so he never refuses when people ask him to take on a drama as long as he thinks he is competent.And sometimes a crew came to him, hoping that he could help find a suitable CV to accompany the drama, and he also tried his best to find the most suitable one according to the requirements, and never perfunctory.
I have work to do during the day, and I have to convince other CVs to sign up.Although the department transferred two more people in, but a lot of things such as finding roles, negotiating signing contracts, etc. have been transferred, and the CV department is getting more and more busy, so it is a drop in the bucket to bring in two people.Whether it is the CV department or Biluo Tianyin, they are all waiting to be done, so everyone is very busy, and Zhao Hewen is no exception.
Not to mention the big Yali Mountain, it is as big as a small mountain.
When Zhao Hewen rarely had time during the day, he quickly read the script, went to the recording studio to record, and went home to continue working hard if he could not finish the recording.In the past, listening to dramas, going to YY to join in the fun, singing parties, and even brushing YS and bibs were almost used for recording. Combined with daily exercise and diet, Zhao Hewen really lost a lot of weight this time, at least visible to the naked eye.
In addition to the impact of the recording, besides losing weight, YS pinched XYXF due to various reasons, all of which have something to do with him.His recruiting system has never been idle. Recently, it seems that it is the rainy season of YS, and the bloody wind is coming.To put it aside, Zhao Hewen will probably be bored for a while again.But this time, from a certain point of view, he was unprecedentedly calm...
QAQ is so sleepy...but there are still a lot of debts.Pinching or something, this time I didn't even pinch Huang to replace him, it's not strong enough...
However, Zhao Hewen is always a little embarrassed when recording sometimes, because the sound is always louder when the emotion is intense, because the balcony and the balcony of the living room are very close, and they are almost connected, so even if the door is closed, the living room can still hear it point, let alone the balcony.For example, hacking, slashing, killing, screaming up to the sky, heroic laughter, etc., the sound is relatively loud and the penetrating power is relatively strong.
In the past, Zhao Hewen lived alone for a long time, and the one who was frightened by him was the mop of the foster dog, so at first he didn't realize that his voice could be heard outside.After Xu Keyu just moved in, once Zhao Hewen forgot to close the door. As a result, when someone passed by his door, he suddenly let out a scream of ghosts and wolves, and the man threw the cup on his hand and rushed in...
Later, Zhao Hewen discovered that sometimes Xu Keyu would stand on the balcony of the living room, hold a cup of coffee, silently feed the mosquitoes and listen to his recording...
(@0) ////0@)
In other words, everything else is fine. Xu Keyu seems to have no barriers to accepting radio dramas, and he also cares that he does not work too hard to protect his voice.But for some recordings, even if he has ten skins, he didn't dare to record them knowing that Xu Keyu would hear them...
For example—meat...not the kind of meat you eat, but the 'meat' that you do bed/sports with naked meat, which is the H sound.
After all, letting others hear the finished radio drama or listening to the dry sound is completely different from listening to the live recording, and it is not the joke H sound on YY. Sometimes I am more involved when I actually match the drama, and sometimes I can’t find a sentence. The words are still screaming for a long time...
In reality, Zhao Hewen is really shy and pure, just like running away without realizing it when he sees someone.He just felt that when he was trying to imitate moaning, it would be awkward, embarrassing, and weird if there was someone watching seriously.
So every time Zhao Hewen dubs the H sound, he always dubs it when Xu Keyu is not around, or after the dead of night is sure that he is [-]% asleep.
There are not many Hs in the commercial distribution, and some even pass without pulling the lamp cover directly; but the online distribution is different, the length is a little longer, and there are more or less Hs.But in fact, the total amount is not particularly large, it’s just that hoarding in such a hiding place will increase more and more. In the end, I have to seize every opportunity to rush to record various H...
It just so happened that Xu Keyu sometimes went back to his rented house at night, saying that he had to work overtime, so Zhao Hewen would hurry up and record H.It's just that it's different from locking the door in the dead of night. He always opens the door and doesn't wear earphones at such times. Otherwise, if he doesn't know when Xu Keyu comes back, it would be too scary.So every time Xu Keyu came back, Zhao Hewen would immediately stop recording, run to the door of the room to take a look, and then he would close the door naturally when he came out for a stroll back.
╮(╯▽╰)╭ That's why Xu Keyu's eyes when he saw Zhao Hewen opened the door to look at him, in addition to seeing if he is all right, the main reason is that he has a little more guilt...
Zhao Hewen won a lot of praise and recognition in just one month because of his frantic acceptance of dramas and supporting dramas to help find a CV.In addition, as his job, he also recruited many CVs and some other scholar-bureaucrats, which almost sparked a small wave of joining Biluo Tianyin, and even some of them who were in the imperial capital and near the imperial capital were considering turning into full-time jobs.
It just so happened that on the last day of Zhao Hewen's last month of losing weight, an acquaintance in his circle came all the way from the south to work in Biluo Tianyin.It's not just a contract CV on the Internet, but I want to join the CV department.
The vest that this Renwang wears is called Shuijianbao. Although it is not the little purple red in the circle, it is definitely the best of the same batch of little pinks.He was about to graduate in his senior year and hadn't found a job yet, so he just wanted to venture into the imperial capital, and he just heard about the recruitment of Biluo Tianyin, so he decided to come.
Zhao Hewen knew him quite well, and when he heard that he had never been to the imperial capital, he enthusiastically offered to pick him up at the train station.
(@0)v0@) Last time, I just joked that I sent him fried buns by post, but now I can treat him to eat in reality.
The train for Shuijianbao didn't arrive until three o'clock in the afternoon, so after having lunch with Xu Keyu at noon, Zhao Hewen went upstairs to catch a recording, and then took the subway there.
The railway station in the imperial capital is very big, but fortunately there is only one exit, and the fried buns also said that they didn't bring much luggage, so Zhao Hewen hung around near the exit and waited for the text message from the fried buns.
As a result, the train was late, and Shuijianbao sent a text message at three o'clock to say that the train had just left Shijiazhuang.In this way, you have to wait at least an hour.Zhao Hewen was tired from standing early, and was even more discouraged when he heard that the train was late, so he quickly found a small pier in the corner to sit and rest.
To say that this small pier is an excellent location, you can sit down, without blocking the way, no one will come to chase you, and you can clearly monitor the entire exit without obstruction, even the signboards can be seen. I can see clearly.
So Zhao Hewen sat comfortably on the small pier, and took out the small package of biscuits bought on the way to eat. (@0)v[email protected]) I spent a lot of ATP and meat during the long journey to pick up people today, so I should be able to replenish it appropriately.
At four o'clock, the electronic notice board finally showed that the train for Shuijianbao had arrived, and it also rescued Zhao Hewen, who was struggling with his appetite.
Zhao Hewen and Xu Keyu agreed that if they lost more than five catties in a month, they would eat a big meal together. Although they lost more than five catties now, he knew very well that as long as he let go of eating, he would definitely gain weight in seconds gone back.For the big meal, Zhao Hewen didn't even steal a single grain of rice these days, so he just bought a pack of small biscuits at a small stall at the train station.
At this time, many people came out of the station. Although the fried buns had been sent to Zhao Hewen for photos, the crowd was as dense as a rice bag of sesame seeds poured out.Even if they are acquaintances in real life, it is very difficult to find someone, Zhao Hewen was dizzy.He hurriedly called Shui Jian Bao, but Shui Jian Bao said that he had just got off the train and it would take a few minutes to get out.Zhao Hewen looked carefully at the electronic notice board, only to realize that a train from a certain city in the south of the Yangtze River had also arrived.
The location of Xiaodunzi is a bit hidden. In order to make it easier for the fried buns coming out of the station to see him, Zhao Hewen got up and ran to the front to stretch his neck to look directly.
Looking at it, I didn't see the fried buns, but I seemed to see Xu Keyu? !
Not only Xu Keyu, but also a beautiful woman with long hair and shawl opposite him.Xu Keyu bent down to help the beauty carry the luggage in a gentlemanly manner, and the two walked out talking and laughing.
With that body shape and that outfit, Zhao Hewen saw him at a glance even though there were many people around.During lunch, Xu Keyu didn't say that he would come to the train station to pick up people. Zhao Hewen just watched the two go out, and couldn't help pushing through the crowd to follow.
For a long time, Zhao Hewen felt that he and Xu Keyu were just pure buddies.It was like old friends at first sight, like friends who have known each other for many years.It should be just a good buddy, he has a handsome parent, it is normal to lie down and have a spring/dream or something when we first met!The occasional strange feeling should just be envy, jealousy or something...
And he himself is gay, how could he be jealous of Xu Keyu having a beautiful girlfriend? !The handsome guy and the beautiful girl are so good together.
But there seems to be a sour feeling spreading in my heart... (.0ˇ)_ˇ0. ) Is this also the feeling of envy, jealousy and hatred?
28 Sense of crisis
Apart from screwing up his blind date, rushing into the bathroom to see his naked body in retaliation, and staying at his house, Xu Keyu seems to be doing pretty well.But although he messed up the blind date, he made him come out of the closet in front of his mother by accident; although he retaliated to see his naked body, he stimulated and supervised him to lose weight; although he stayed at his house and did not leave, he cooked every day Give him food, and it seems that because of this, he can't steal snacks and go home to stockpile food, and can't eat a lot of things behind his back. This is what really supervised his weight loss.
... When it comes to being supervised to lose weight, Zhao Hewen always thought that he was only stimulated by Xu Keyu, but he never thought that it was because Xu Keyu was the one who stimulated him.Including the fact that he didn't even steal food at night in the past few days, except for that big meal, it seems that it was also because of Xu Keyu.I don't want to disappoint him, I want to have a big meal with him, and I want to be recognized by what I say.
Unconsciously, it seems that some emotions secretly grow wildly.
Now that the world is in harmony, straight men will also make some rotten jokes, which is harmless.Xu Keyu doesn't look like a crook, but because Xu Keyu once dared to call him 'dear' in public, even if it was just a joke, Zhao Hewen was still willing to classify him into a more ambiguous and vague gray area unconsciously.Originally, he thought they were just such a gray area, which was good, and he didn't feel that he had any unreasonable thoughts about Xu Keyu.However, after suddenly finding out that Xu Keyu had a girlfriend, he felt a little strange in his heart.
Does he like Xu Keyu? !
(.0ˇ) Aˇ0. ) is absolutely impossible, impossible, Xu Keyu is a straight man, he should like chaos.Well, I like Chaos, and when I lose weight, I will ask Chaos out for a face-to-face!
Zhao Hewen has done his own psychological construction, as if to prove his idea, he decided to go up and say hello to Xu Keyu.He never thought of anything, not at all.
So Zhao Hewen hurriedly squeezed away the people around him and wanted to chase them in the direction they were walking away. At this moment, someone called him from behind: "Brother Miao! I'm here!"
When Zhao Hewen turned his head, he saw a tall man in the crowd waving happily to him, and then he squeezed towards him with a big bag.Judging from his appearance, this person should undoubtedly be fried buns, but the moment Zhao Hewen saw him, a drop of cold sweat broke out in his heart.Sure enough, it is impossible to fully imagine a whole person based on a photo of the head...
Before Shuijianbao came, I sent a photo to Zhao Hewen for the convenience of recognition. It was a serious frontal photo, and it was also the Shuijianbao ID photo that went viral on the Internet.Ordinary people's ID photos either look like aliens, or take photos that look like prisoners who have just been released from prison, and the better ones all look bitter.This is not the case with the fried buns. In the photo, apart from being too serious, he is a complete and utter beauty.
Speaking of which, the reason why this photo was leaked is because Shui Jian Bao committed a crime, and he somehow connected his personal photo album with Weibo.It was okay to upload it before, but this time the school sent the electronic version of the ID photo to everyone, and he uploaded it to his personal photo album, so Miaomiao linked it and published it on the bib.Although he quickly deleted it, someone still happened to see and save the picture.
However, even though it was a passport photo, she was recognized as a beauty and did not have any negative impact on the fried buns.Although it was not uncommon at that time to explode photos, especially the explosion of beauties can increase the popularity, but after that, the water fried buns were all careful and never leaked new photos.Even if someone conspired that it was not him, he did not come out to clarify or post new photos to prove it.
Of course, those who are close to Shuijianbao know that Shuijianbao doesn’t like to take pictures. It is said that they get nervous when taking pictures, and they will be very serious when they are nervous.
It is indeed too conspiracy theory to suspect that the photo is not a fried bun. The appearance of the fried bun is exactly the same as in the photo, and it is even whiter and more beautiful. He is probably very thin, but his height cannot be predicted at all - standing among a group of people from the south, it is too flamboyant to say that he stands out from the crowd. To put it bluntly, it is like a chopstick stuck in rice...
Furthermore, Zhao Hewen is a ball of meatballs next to the rice.
When the 'chopstick' was finally squeezed to the side of 'Meatball', 'Meatball' looked up at the 'chopstick' and couldn't help but blurt out, "Water beauty, how tall are you...?"
"It's almost 1.9 meters five..."
Zhao Hewen's words hit the sore spot of Shuijianbao, and he said with a mournful face, "I hope it doesn't grow any longer. When I was in Guangdong, the beds in the dormitory were too short to sleep on a lump."
"Dormitory, save as much as you can, it should be okay if the beds here are a little more lumpy." Zhao Hewen wiped off his cold sweat, but fortunately there was only one fried bun.If there is another one like this, one at a time, it will be a pair of chopsticks holding meatballs. (.0ˇ) Aˇ0. ) Wait, how could it be meatballs! !No, we have to work hard to reduce it to shredded pork!
By the time Zhao Hewen thought of Xu Keyu and his girlfriend again, he had already disappeared looking for them.
"Water beauty, let's go too." Zhao Hewen turned around and said, covering his disappointed eyes.
Always being called by such a 'water beauty', Shuijianbao said a little embarrassedly: "That... Brother Miao, you can call me Shui Xuchen, or Xiaochen is also fine."
"Success. My name is Zhao Hewen, you can call me by my name too." So Zhao Hewen helped Shui Xuchen carry the big bag, and took him to find an intermediary near the company to rent a house or something to settle down first.
Why are you still looking for a place to rent a house?Because after all, working here is for a long time, Xu Keyu lived in the only empty room in Zhao Hewen's house, and Xu Keyu's haunted house could not be lived in.
And why did you help Shui Xuchen carry the bag?It would be fine if Comrade Shuijianbao was only tall, but the key point is that he is also very thin, even if he is not skinny, he can be considered skinny.You say that a big bag is hung on such a thin chopstick, and you always feel that the bag is too heavy and the chopsticks will be broken!
Although Shui Xuchen strongly demanded to carry the bag by himself, Zhao Hewen didn't let go. There was a height difference of at least [-] centimeters between them and it was impossible to carry it together, so in the end Shui Xuchen could only ask Zhao Hewen to help carry it.
After getting in the taxi, Zhao Hewen remembered to call Xu Keyu. At noon, he forgot to say that he would not go back to eat in the evening, but it seemed that Xu Keyu would not go back to eat either.
However, Xu Keyu was very surprised when he heard that Zhao Hewen also went to the train station to pick up people, and said that he knew that he could go there together, because he also went to pick up people.Regarding this, Zhao Hewen just laughed dryly, feeling a bit stuck in his heart, and didn't say anything about seeing him at the train station.
"Then I'll go back after eating, you can do whatever you want~" Zhao Hewen said kindly, saving face.When his girlfriend comes, maybe, maybe, at least he will go back to his own house to live in the evening...
However, Xu Keyu thought for a while and said, "Why don't you bring your friend over and let's find a place to have dinner together."
"Not yet, the road has already started to get congested during rush hour, and it won't be too early when we settle down." Zhao Hewen refused, "Go and eat."
Xu Keyu said regretfully: "Well, I originally planned to let you meet someone. She has something to do tomorrow morning, so she can't come to the house to play at night. Then I can only bring you to meet her after she finishes her work."
"Okay." Zhao Hewen replied, but he had another thought in his heart. (.0ˇ)ˇ0. ) I don't want to see you!
In fact, this is not the rush hour for get off work, but one of these two people has just graduated from university and has not yet joined the society, and the other lives in the local area, and lived in the unit dormitory before buying a house.The two people who have no experience in renting a house have never thought about it. Sometimes renting a house does not mean that you can move in immediately after renting.Not to mention whether you are satisfied with the house, at least the owner must be there, sign the contract and pay the deposit before moving in.
So this day was so unscheduled, they went to two agencies, and finally saw a few houses with good location and size, and acceptable rent, but none of the landlords was available today.If you are in a hurry, there is nothing you can do. After all, you are a fresh graduate, and you can't find someone to share the rent at this moment. It is too wasteful and too expensive to rent.
Zhao Hewen originally said to ask Shui Xuchen to come to his place for a few days. Although the beds in his house are all single beds, fortunately, the sofa is wide enough.Unlike the one in Xu Keyu's rented room, a person lying alone would never fall off.However, the sofa Shui Xuchen might be a bit shorter for lying on, but it happens that his bed should be long enough, and there is no baffle at the end of the bed, so it won't be "upright", so he can just sleep on the sofa.
Zhao Hewen didn't care, but Shui Xuchen felt embarrassed.They used to have a good relationship, but on the first day of his arrival, people came to pick up people and help them find a place to live. In the end, they occupied his bed and squeezed people on the sofa for the night. This was too much .
And like what was said in the chat room, Uncle Slender is a veteran god, he can be regarded as hugging his thighs; on the other hand, from a practical point of view, Zhao Hewen will be his immediate boss in the future, so he really needs to hug his thighs well... …
In the end, with Shui Xuchen's insistence, he managed to find a basement hotel to stay in.The big hotels on the ground are too expensive, and the two small hotels that can be found nearby are full of single rooms, with only beds or more expensive rooms.It's not safe to live in a bed where you don't know what kind of person you'll be sharing with; and a place that's too expensive, even if it's just for a day, he won't want to part with it.
Because of Zhao Hewen's enthusiasm, Shui Xuchen insisted on treating dinner by himself.Zhao Hewen secretly looked up and down Xia Shui Xuchen with a worried face. He is indeed very tall, but the reason why he feels too tall is because he is too thin. In Zhao Hewen's opinion, he looks like fleeing during the Great Famine youth.
So under the subtle influence of this kind of hint in his heart, although he didn't eat with Xu Keyu, Zhao Hewen still didn't eat with his stomach open, and he didn't even have the nerve to order meat... All the meat dishes were ordered by Shui Xuchen, and Zhao Hewen didn't Sorry to eat.
Shui Xuchen was really hungry. Although he was thin, but with his height, the calories needed could not be small.Moreover, after dozens of hours of tossing on the train, and running all the way after getting off the train, I was so hungry that my chest was stuck to my back at this moment, and I couldn't care about other things.
As a result, seeing Shui Xuchen's effort to eat, Zhao Hewen shed another tear of sympathy.After that, when he stopped losing weight, every time he bought snacks to go to the office, he would sympathetically give Xiaochen some, which made Xiaochen very confused.
The author has something to say: "The Truth of the Chinese Valentine's Day - Thunder Rolling on the Chinese Valentine's Day Ceremony"
[Note: This is a rather cheating story, be careful, be careful...]
Long, long ago, there was a foodie named He Miao.After his parents died, his brother and sister-in-law took away the family property and abused him.He was accompanied by only one yellow ox. He Miao, as a hungry foodie, has been coveting yellow beef, but because of the ancient saying that "farm cattle cannot be eaten", he has never eaten.
But day by day, the scalpers came to the point where the crisis became more and more serious, and finally spoke up.He told He Miao that if he wanted to have a full stomach, he could go to the Milky Way every July [-]th.On that day, the fairies and fairies in the sky will come down from the heaven to bathe and have fun, and they can steal one or two while they are taking a bath, which is enough to eat for a whole day.
On that day, the beautiful fairies went to bathe at the east end of the Milky Way, and the handsome fairies went to bathe at the west end of the Milky Way.
After bathing, the fairies will invite the fairies to eat together with the food they brought, and when bathing, the food will be placed in their own treasures and stored in their clothes.
Following the smell of delicious food, He Miao found the place where the fairies bathed.While the fairies were bathing and playing, He Miao suddenly ran out from the reeds. Suddenly, a fairy in the Milky Way came out of the water. Her figure was so beautiful that the foodie He Miao didn't dare to look directly at her with nosebleeds. In the chaos, he hugged him nearby. Pick up the clothes of Chaos Immortal and run away.
The panic-stricken fairies hurried ashore, put on their clothes and flew away, only the melancholy Chaos Fairy remained.Without the clothes, Chaos Immortal couldn't fly away, so he had to stand naked by the water's edge and wait for the thief who stole the clothes.
Besides, the scalper said that as long as he got the clothes and sprinkled the water from the mortal world, the food would appear. He only stole the food. Although the fairies would be angry, they couldn't pursue it.It's a pity that after He Miao stole Chaos Immortal's clothes, he found that Chaos Immortal didn't bring anything to eat at all.Although He Miao is greedy, he is a rare good-natured young man in the world, so he decided to take the clothes back and return them to Chaos Immortal.
When He Miao returned to Yinhe, he found that Chaos Immortal was cold and ill because he had no clothes to wear.So at the request of the Chaos Immortal, He Miao had no choice but to take him home to take care of him, er... and as compensation, he became his wife.
After marriage, the seedlings are chaotic, men farm and men weave, overcome difficulties and bear the burden, love each other, and live a very happy/blessed life.He Miao also gave birth to Chaos...
(.Qˇ)AˇQ. ) Hey, why can men and women still have children... It hurts! ! ┭┮? ┭┮ Isn’t it just stealing food, the price is so high! ! !
Later, when the ox was about to die, he told the seedlings not to eat his meat, but to bury it on the slope, so that they could counterattack later.After the ox died, the couple buried it on the slope, but He Miao's counterattack failed all the time, and the consequences were serious. He gave birth to a daughter for Chaos...
(.Qˇ)AˇQ. ) Hey, the scalper lied to me! ! !
The matter of He Miao and Chaos getting married
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