Overwhelm the evildoer

Hemorrhoid surgery is not a particularly major operation, and Zhao Hewen discovered it in time, so he was sent home to recuperate after the operation.However, for the operation, the chrysanthemum was expanded and there is still a weird feeling, and the place where the internal operation is performed still hurts a bit, so Zhao Hewen tried to apply for a hospital stay for a few days, just to avoid walking out with crossed legs.But now that the beds are so tight, there is no room for him to live, so the doctor found him a place to hang out for a while out of humanitarianism.

In the end, with Xu Keyu's support, Zhao Hewen limped out with his legs crossed and a severely twisted O-leg posture.

When taking a taxi, Zhao Hewen was troubled. The problem with the chrysanthemum is the problem with PP. How can he ride the problem with PP... But if he doesn’t take a taxi, he can only squeeze the bus or the subway, that’s okay. Maybe go back to the floor or the seat, standing is much more uncomfortable than sitting.

In the end, Zhao Hewen had no choice but to climb into the back seat of the taxi, but because of face problems, he didn't feel ashamed to lie down on the seat alone.He just leaned forward and hugged the seat in front with both hands, looking resentfully at Xu Keyu who also planned to sit in the back.Poor Xu Keyu, who was disgusted, touched his nose, closed the door for him and sat in front.

It's a pity that even if no one was sitting, Zhao Hewen could only look at the actions next to him resentfully.The space between the front and rear seats seems to be a bit small, although the cushion is very soft, it still hurts to press on it, he can't wait to stick his head out from the side, just to try not to overwhelm the position of the chrysanthemum...

This is near the hospital, and it is normal for passengers to behave strangely.The driver brother is a very chatty and curious person. Seeing him like that, he started the car and asked enthusiastically, "Where is the brother hurt? Does it matter?"

"No, it's okay..." Zhao Hewen blushed slightly, and said quickly, "No, it didn't hurt anywhere."

People didn't want to say it, but the driver looked back and didn't have the nerve to ask again. Seeing how pitiful he was holding the front seat, he said kindly: "After this section, there will be no traffic police. I'll take it easy. You can lie down."

"Still not..." Zhao Hewen said hurriedly, lying down, lying down, wouldn't it be all pressure, ()_) It hurts just thinking about it.

And Xu Keyu seemed to understand Zhao Hewen's thoughts, and suddenly said: "Master said there is no traffic police, so you can't lie down and just lie on your stomach, it will feel better."

In fact, he didn't sit in the back just now, not only because he received Zhao Hewen's resentful eyes, but also because he considered giving him more space.Of course, he also thought about letting Zhao Hewen lie on his lap, so that he could take care of it.But, it’s okay if you’re lying down, lying on your stomach like this, if you’re not in the right position, you’re facing where you shouldn’t be... Let’s not talk about embarrassment, now that Zhao Hewen has just had an operation and needs to be raised, it’s better not to irritate him , besides, this is still in a taxi, and I can’t do anything, it’s bad for my health if I hold it too much...

"Yeah, you can lie on your stomach, it's not easy to fall." The driver brother agreed, and turned his head and said, "Brother, isn't it..."

Originally, the driver brother wanted to ask Xu Keyu to confirm the address, and where on that road was the specific community.Zhao Hewen, who was trying to adjust his posture, didn't see that he was asking Xu Keyu, but thought he was still talking to himself.He was shy when he came for the operation before, and now he is even more shy after the operation, so when he heard what the driver said, he immediately blushed and argued: "No!!! I just twisted my waist, twisted my waist!! "

Both the driver brother and Xu Keyu were stunned for a moment. In fact, the driver brother called the younger ones younger brothers just to be friendly.But even though he knew that Zhao Hewen had misheard, but he heard that he had twisted his waist, the driver brother still said earnestly: "Then you should pay more attention, a man's waist is very important. Be careful, the partner won't like you in the future. "

"Pfft...!!!" Zhao Hewen felt that if he could vomit blood, he would already be anemic, and he would have to vomit his heart, liver and lungs to feel comfortable.It’s just too many words and too many mistakes, I don’t know if I’m being too thoughtful, how can I feel that these words are not CJ?Zhao Hewen couldn't help worrying, did the driver brother see that he was a crook?

At this time, Xu Keyu clearly knew that Zhao Hewen's waist was not twisted, but he still said: "It's okay, you can lie down if you have a bad waist."

Therefore, Xu Keyu completely guided the atmosphere of not being CJ up.And when Xu Keyu said this, he looked back at Zhao Hewen with a strange smile on his face, he obviously had other connotations.

(╯－)口－)╯╧╧What does it mean to lie down!What do you mean you can lie down! !The one lying down is clearly suffering! !

Based on knowing that although Xu Keyu is not crooked, he is definitely corrupt, so Zhao Hewen immediately understood Xu Keyu's meaning, so he couldn't help but try to argue: "I'm an attack! It's an attack! Pure attack!!"

"Pfft ha ha ha..." Xu Keyu finally laughed out loud.

And the chaste driver brother has long passed the age of knowing the popularity, so the chaste couldn't understand Zhao Hewen's words at all. After thinking for a long time, he still couldn't help asking: "Grandpa?"

"Uh...Gong..." The elder brother in front of him is very simple in terms of appearance and age, Zhao Hewen was stunned, stared at Xu Keyu for a long time, and twisted with difficulty: "Mr. , it's very, very obvious..."

"..." The driver's eyebrows twitched, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart. Has it become popular to use "male and female" to describe one's gender?I really can't keep up with the trend at all...

"..." Xu Keyu also twitched his eyebrows, and then burst into even louder laughter, "Hahahahahaha!!!!"

Zhao Hewen yelled immediately, "Xu Keyu! Don't laugh!!"

So Xu Keyu saw that he was furious, and quickly changed the topic, asked where there was a good place to eat, and then silently wrote down the place recommended by the driver brother under Zhao Hewen's shining eyes.Although he died of embarrassment just now, at least it proves that Zhao Hewen has not been easily seen through by various passers-by A and B, so he can feel at ease.

But unfortunately, because Zhao Hewen was too engrossed in listening to the delicious food, he suddenly stood up to comment on what the driver brother said, but he used too much force... Fortunately, one of his legs fell to the ground first, so he didn't roll off the seat .But although he didn't roll off the seat, he pulled the 'injured chrysanthemum' behind him, and grinned in pain.The driver brother saw his expression in the rearview mirror, and couldn't help but bring up the issue of men needing to protect their waists.He even gave them an example of divorce for similar reasons mentioned on the radio...

From the driver's point of view, everyone is a man, so it's not abnormal to talk about waist and kidneys.

"Although it's like what you said, you can discuss it with your girlfriend and lie down when you're tired. But if you always let your girlfriend take the initiative, your girlfriend won't be willing. After all, it's a man's job." The driver said nothing. Another level proves that he is very CJ to some extent.And Zhao Hewen lay on the back, not daring to breathe, just thinking silently in his heart, I am determined not to lie down...not to lie down, not to lie down...

In fact, he didn't realize that in most cases, there are more lying down than lying down...

After that, Xu Keyu actually discussed various male health issues with the driver brother. The driver brother also said that although he is stronger, he has physical strength, but he is too fat to "exercise" and the burden is relatively heavy.

Zhao Hewen lay on the back seat and tried many times to change this non-CJ topic. As a result, the driver brother seemed to be particularly interested in health topics, and knew all kinds of knowledge and folk remedies. In order to take care of Zhao Hewen behind, he also specially Talk about health knowledge about twisting the waist.As for Xu Keyu, he agreed casually, and then even inquired about hemorrhoids on the sidelines.Xu Keyu asked about various after-care and treatments before, but he didn't know whether it was because the foreshadowing was done too well, or the driver brother was talking about the excitement, and he didn't doubt anything, so he introduced it endlessly.

Zhao Hewen was taken aback by this topic, and finally found that Xu Keyu didn't want to expose him, so he was relieved.He was so thin-skinned that he didn't have the nerve to interrupt, so he just silently covered his face and lay on the back seat, then fell asleep on his stomach.Speaking of which, he was busy stealing food in the middle of the night before, and later he was busy with the pain of the chrysanthemum. He often couldn't sleep well at night and woke up early in the morning, and his sleepiness has accumulated until now.In addition, I just felt relieved after the operation, and now I suddenly felt that Xu Keyu's voice was very hypnotic, and then I lost consciousness.

He fell asleep so soundly that the driver and Xu Keyu called him several times but failed to wake him up.

Xu Keyu opened the car door and saw Zhao Hewen in the back seat sleeping with a smile on his face and a happy face. After shaking him lightly but not waking up, he finally had the heart to pat him awake.

So under such a last resort, Xu Keyu had no choice but to drag him out of the car first, and then find a way to carry him into the elevator or something.But I didn't expect it to be so easy. When Zhao Hewen dragged half of his body out, he fell asleep and felt uncomfortable being dragged.In such unconsciousness, Zhao Hewen withdrew his hand unhappily, and Xu Keyu, who was pulling him, was not standing very stably, and hit his head on his head when he was pulled like this.

When Xu Keyu covered his head and seemed to see countless chubby seedlings circling his head, Zhao Hewen faintly woke up...

Because of the different positions of the collision, Zhao Hewenzhi felt a slight pain in his head, looked at Xu Keyu who was squatting in front of him and asked weakly: "You, what's wrong..."

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Because Zhao Hewen was already awake, Xu Keyu didn't have to carry him up.

And Zhao Hewen used his twisted O-shaped legs to grab Xu Keyu's arm slowly, slowly... He has never been so lucky that there is an elevator in the building where he lives.It was already very uncomfortable for him to go down a few stairs from the hospital before, but now when he walked up those few stairs, the feeling was like the so-called 'prickly buttock', and it was at an enhanced level.

As soon as the legs are exerted, PP also exerts strength; as PP exerts strength, various muscles are moved, and then a certain wound is like shaking the countless thin needles inserted/into the left and right. It is simply S/M... QAQ! ! !

Fortunately, the stairs at the entrance of the building only had four steps, so he was sweating profusely. After entering the elevator, he even squatted down a little bit to relax, regardless of his image.If he had to walk the stairs by himself, even if it was only up to the second floor, he would rather live in the small gazebo in the garden until his wound healed.

In fact, there are many people who undergo hemorrhoid surgery, especially the current otaku who sit in front of the computer for a long time, do not like to move, and have irregular living habits. If they do not pay attention to diet, they are prone to hemorrhoids.It's just that other people's surgery is painful but painful, and inconvenient but inconvenient, but few people are as painful as Zhao Hewen.

The main reason, in fact, is that he is too fat, with too much meat on his buttocks... so when he moves, it is easy to squeeze into the wound, and there is more friction and pressure than others. (@┭┮)﹏┭┮@)

But this is just the beginning, the real tragedy is that he ate it carelessly after seeing the ordered takeaway, and because he felt that he had to make up for the suffering, he ate more than usual...

What's even more tragic is that while Xu Keyu was waiting for Zhao Hewen's surgery, although he checked the information on the Internet, he only noticed that the postoperative patients should eat light food and eat more vegetables and fruits... Seeing such a light Zhao Hewen still had such a good time eating the dishes, so he worked hard to help him pick up the dishes.And in order for him to take good care of his body, Zhao Hewen heard Zhao Hewen watching the newly bought apples after the meal, and took the initiative to peel two big ones for him...

So, in fact, there is nothing wrong with being bland, eating more vegetables and fruits, and Xu Keyu encouraging him to eat. It is just because Zhao Hewen didn't realize the consequences of eating and ate so much.