Overwhelm the evildoer

When Xu Keyu returned home, the room was very quiet, and he didn't hear Zhao Hewen's recording, nor his QQ voice, so Xu Keyu thought at first that Zhao Hewen was suppressing his hunger by sleeping again.

I have to say that these days Zhao Hewen is basically like a hibernating bear except for working time, throwing himself on the bed and then falling asleep, and drooling over all kinds of delicacies while sleeping.A few days ago, I didn't say anything about delicious food, I just heard him muttering: meat... meat... meat...

Xu Keyu went to the kitchen to put down his things, thinking that Zhao Hewen's voice calling for meat could be heard outside the door yesterday, so he couldn't help but sighed a long time.Yesterday, one of them was sincere, and the other was mellow and bleak, even when he opened the door and walked in, he seemed to see tears in the corner of his eyes.This will be seen by outsiders, who might think that he abused this little fat paper.

It was precisely because he heard his affectionate call yesterday that Xu Keyu bought a lot of meat today, and even left work early to buy grilled chicken wings.The grilled chicken wings can be eaten as soon as the bag is opened, so I put them aside for the time being.Xu Keyu first put the char siu pork he bought into a bowl, while hesitating whether to use the cactus left over from yesterday to cook soup or stir-fry meat... Looking back, he found that Zhao Hewen didn't cook the rice first. Something is wrong.

Finding that Zhao Hewen was not sleeping in the room, Xu Keyu looked around strangely, but couldn't find it anywhere.Just as he was about to call Zhao Hewen, he suddenly heard a small snoring sound coming from the toilet.

=口=Is it possible that someone fell asleep when going to the bathroom? !

Of course, the truth of the matter is a bit different from what Xu Keyu thought, but even though there is a bit of a discrepancy, the degree of cheating is equal.When Xu Keyu took the key to open it and rushed into the toilet, Zhao Hewen, who was hungry and fainted, seemed to have awakened a sliver of consciousness, raised his head in a daze, and weakly stretched out his little hand to Xu Keyu for help.

"He Wen, He Wen, what's wrong with you?" Xu Keyu turned pale with shock, and rushed over to help him up.

Zhao Hewen leaned weakly on Xu Keyu's body and didn't speak for a long time. Xu Keyu was so anxious that he thought he had passed out again, so he stretched out his arms to carry him to the hospital.As a result, at this time Zhao Hewen struggled to Xu Keyu's shoulder and put his heavy head on his shoulder, leaning over as if wanting to say something.Xu Keyu quickly supported him and leaned his head towards him, while switching to the other hand to take out his mobile phone, ready to dial 120...

Then I heard Zhao Hewen's weak voice with incomparable determination, he said: "Roasted wings..."

==. . . .Grilled... wings?

Zhao Hewen really has no strength right now. He received a call from Xu Keyu at noon today, and when he heard that he would not be able to make it back at noon, he was so glad that no one tried to tempt and stimulate him with delicious food. Finally, he didn't have to swallow his saliva to suppress his appetite, so he didn't listen to Xu Keyu's words and went out to look for food.Instead, he had been working hard to read the script, brew his feelings, record and work, and stared at the computer for a whole day, coupled with being hungry and tired, and finally passed out dizzily.With Xu Keyu breaking in now, nothing can stop Zhao Hewen from smelling the strong smell of meat in the kitchen... Seriously speaking, Zhao Hewen is not completely awake, in fact, it can only be regarded as part of the consciousness that is in charge of eating. Recovery only.Simply put, Zhao Hewen at this time was in a semi-comatose and semi-awake state similar to sleepwalking.

And when Xu Keyu heard his "roasted wings" which could basically be regarded as a resounding sound, he was sure that Zhao Hewen should not be sent to the hospital.However, when Xu Keyu tried his best to hug him up, he felt a small piece of someone's cool, delicate and greasy meat...

Compared with before, the meat PP also has a lot less meat, but this delicate touch... (#￣￣#) feels good.

When Xu Keyu pulled up Zhao Hewen's trousers, he couldn't help pinching him a couple more times, and then carried him from the toilet to the room.Zhao Hewen has been in a dazed state, he can barely open his eyes, and can barely raise his little hands, but it is not very clear what he sees and what he is holding.His head is full of strong appetite, as if his feet are grown to run for food, his hands are born to hold food, and as soon as he walks out of the toilet door, his nose becomes more thirsty Collecting the aroma of barbecued pork and grilled chicken wings in the air...

It is said that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. If we put it into the present, it is that hungry foodies are not afraid of 'wolves'...

"Raw meat, eggs, barbecued pork, grilled wings!" Zhao Hewen was really controlled by his strong appetite and hunger at this time, and he could distinguish various foods he cared about just by the smell in the air.At the same time, his head seemed to turn into roasted wings as soon as he was smelled of roasted wings, so when he stuck out his tongue, he really thought he was holding a giant roasted wing!The air was filled with a strong and tantalizing aroma, and he seemed to hold the delicious grilled wings in his arms, so Zhao Hewen's saliva drooled, and now his heart seemed to go crazy with ecstasy after being hungry for so long.

In Zhao Hewen's habit, he must lick something delicious before eating it.So without any doubt, he stuck out his little tongue and licked affectionately on Xu Keyu's neck...

Of course this 'affectionate' is 'affectionate' for grilled wings...

"Don't move!" Xu Keyu trembled from Zhao Hewen's lick, and was also taken aback by his actions.Of course, it was impossible for him to immediately understand the meaning of Zhao Hewen's "licking". Besides, Zhao Hewen put his whole head on his shoulder, and he couldn't see his expression clearly, so he had no way of knowing that Zhao Hewen was joking with him Or something... But at this time, besides being full of suspicion, Xu Keyu also had other impulses, which made him unable to figure it out immediately.

However, Zhao Hewen, who was lying on Xu Keyu's shoulder, didn't have so many thoughts. At this moment, his impulse was only for the 'giant roasted wings' in his arms!Because he didn't taste anything, he stuck out his tongue and licked the upper part. (.—ˇ)﹃ˇ—. ) Why is there no smell?Did Xiao Xu forget to bring back the sauce...

"Zhao Hewen!"

(.￣)﹃￣. ) Isn't it just complaining that you didn't take the sauce, why are you angry.Forget it, it doesn't matter if there is no sauce, as long as it is meat!

When Xu Keyu hugged Zhao Hewen with difficulty and just entered his room, he suddenly heard the sound of teeth grinding in his ears, his heart tightened, and he suddenly had a bad feeling.It was too late to say it, Zhao Hewen breathed in with an "ow", Xu Keyu immediately instinctively turned his head in the opposite direction when the wind moved, and in the next second he heard the loud sound of someone's teeth colliding.

This time it was Xu Keyu's turn to have his heart beating wildly. With such a ruthless bite, let alone his ears, even his jaw could be bitten off by him!No wonder he licked him just now, it turned out he was food for him! !If it were someone else, Xu Keyu would never believe that someone would mistake a living person for food, but if the other party was Zhao Hewen, Xu Keyu could bet on a cucumber that it was definitely the case! !

In the past, I only heard that foodies were attacked by X-bellied, foodies were attacked by X-cooks, etc... If he didn't escape today, they might become the first embarrassing foodies in history to be attacked by X-meat dishes! ——So thought Xu Keyu, who fell on the ground and was pinned down by Zhao Hewen.

Just now Xu Keyu was busy avoiding Zhao Hewen's "bloody mouth", and he didn't care about other things and just dodged to one side.Although Zhao Hewen has lost a lot of weight, even if he loses ten or twenty catties, he is definitely not a lightweight person.As a result, Xu Keyu couldn't stand on his feet and fell to the ground, while Zhao Hewen in his arms hit his stomach and chest like a huge boulder.So in an instant, Xu Keyu almost spit out his heart and stomach, so he lay on the ground dizzy for a long time before recovering.

Fortunately, after such a fall, Zhao Hewen was completely awake, so Xu Keyu didn't have to worry about turning into meat for the time being.Zhao Hewen, who woke up, found that he was pressing Xu Keyu, and all kinds of things flashed through his mind, and his face suddenly turned red.

"I... I didn't do anything to you, did I?" Zhao Hewen asked weakly, but he couldn't help but guess in his heart, maybe Xiao Xu came in when he was asleep, and in the end he became so beastly that he drove him away Did you fall down? ! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~Heaven and earth conscience, he is just hungry, how could he throw Xiao Xu down with desire and dissatisfaction.

Thinking of this, Zhao Hewen hurriedly looked down, and then began to rejoice that he didn't tear anyone's clothes or anything...

And Xu Keyu thought Zhao Hewen was referring to the bite he intended to bite him, so he sighed and said, "Fortunately, you haven't had time to do anything to me."

Afterwards, Zhao Hewen, who was extremely guilty of his "beast behavior", took the initiative to cook for Xu Keyu to eat. Although what happened before was not the "beast behavior" that Zhao Hewen thought of, in fact, he almost ate him as a roasted wing. It is also completely in line with another definition of 'beastry'.

Xu Keyu believes that 'if you want to grasp the heart of a foodie, you must grasp the stomach of a foodie', so he has been cooking for Zhao Hewen before.At this moment, Zhao Hewen came back to life with full blood after eating ten chicken wings, and said that he was going to cook for him, so he waited happily.

It was around this month that Zhao Hewen was really hungry, and now he fainted for a while and finally figured it out, but now he is completely dissatisfied with "meat", lustful for "meat", wholeheartedly for "meat", and has nothing to do with it. Meat doesn't like it... So in the end, the remaining cactus also fried the meat under his strong desire, and he even threw a few balls of minced meat into the boiled vegetable soup with a big wave of his hand.

And Xu Keyu, who almost turned into meat dishes, looked at the table of meat dishes, and suddenly felt a little melancholy for no reason...