Overwhelm the evildoer

"Thank you, have you had dinner yet?" Zhao Hewen said doggy while taking Xu Keyu's clothes, if his flattering smile could pile up flowers on his face, then his face must already be colorful.

Xu Keyu glanced at Zhao Hewen and said, "I've eaten."

"Then let's have some supper!" Zhao Hewen hung up his clothes and rushed into the kitchen.

Xu Keyu raised his eyebrows amusedly, and followed him with great interest. When he saw him stuffing half a roast chicken into the microwave, he suddenly reached out and pulled out the plug of the microwave.

"I'd rather eat something else than roast chicken."

"Uh...?" Zhao Hewen was stunned for a moment, and suddenly thought of the classic plots of various movies and TV shows. He felt nervous for a while, and blushed a little shyly, raised his head and asked, "Me?"

"Pfft...!!" Xu Keyu almost spat out his blood, although his evening show was planned that way, but it's only nine o'clock, and it's too early to go to bed according to their living habits. He actually just wanted to say that the mooncakes and souvenirs sent by his family had arrived, and he wanted Zhao Hewen to eat them together.He didn't expect Zhao Hewen to say that at all, did he really want it?

Xu Keyu's eyes changed slightly, he looked Zhao Hewen up and down, changed his mind and said, "Yes~ how?"

"..." After getting an affirmative answer, Zhao Hewen rolled his eyes in his heart and scolded "Sex/Wolf", but his heart was also moved. The nosebleed back then was not because of getting angry, and the reaction back then was not something he could do by touching Yes, spring and spring dreams are not made in vain...

But now in the kitchen, do you want to take it off and roll back to the bedroom...Suddenly, Zhao Hewen thought of a lot of plots in Gao Gao and H Meat Articles, everyone...it seems that you can still be in the kitchen or something...

Zhao Hewen even considered many plots in the novel, taking his position as an offense.Apart from the small table, the focus of the kitchen is usually cucumbers, carrots, etc... Well, they only have roast chicken.Roast chicken or something... ORZ thinks it's horrible and vulgar.

Abusive...Xiao Xu will resist, if he fights with Xiao Xu, his chances of winning seem to be slim.Although he is relatively large, Xiao Xu is taller, and it seems that Xiao Xu is also stronger... For example, Xiao Xu can lift him up, but he cannot hold Xiao Xu.If Xiao Xu is upset, he will be the one who suffers.

But Zhao Hewen, who firmly believes that he is the attacker, is still a little cautious when he thinks of being able to put Xu Keyu on the table, but he has a reasonable estimate of the fight with little Xu Wu, but he has never understood who it would be if something really happened. will be pressed onto the table.Fortunately, before he took action, he suddenly realized another problem——

= Mouth = Wait! !I'm still wearing a slimming suit! !As a gong, wrapped in a dark cloth, just pulling out a guy from the hole, is simply too boring!

So Zhao Hewen saw Xu Keyu's face getting more and more tense, and suddenly saw the right moment. With a tense face, he rushed over to Xu Keyu's face in a panic, and then he was too shy because he kissed Xu Keyu himself, and his tone distorted into A menacing voice roared: "I, I, I'm going to take a shower!!"

(.0ˇ)—ˇ0. ) Quickly take off this damn clothes! !

And when Xu Keyu was covering his mouth in pain, Zhao Hewen rushed into the bathroom with a murderous look...

And Xu Keyu supported his lips, which were a little bit broken by Zhao Hewen's teeth, and it took him a long time to think about it. ==Could it be a kiss?

But even though he was injured a little bit, Zhao Hewen finally got the hang of it, and he didn't even realize that he had concealed the fact that he was Chaos. Xu Keyu felt very satisfied.It seems that he concealed his identity to get close to him, and he can no longer pursue it. =w.=Hey~

It was indeed an accident when I met He Miao. He had been away from the imperial capital for two years. Apart from the places near the school that he was not very familiar with at first, he became less and less familiar with him. That day at noon, he invited his cousin who just went to college to have dinner together. , As a result, after getting off the bus, I couldn't find the place at all.The cousin didn't know where he was on the phone, so he just wandered around while asking people, but he didn't expect to receive a text message from Zeng Lingling from his class when he saw the signboard of the restaurant he had made an appointment with.

After he came back, his original class had already graduated, so he was randomly inserted into a senior class, and Zeng Lingling was the branch secretary of that class.Zeng Lingling said that she was forced to come on a blind date, but she didn't expect that the other party would still pester her endlessly after explaining clearly, because she happened to see him passing by, so she begged him to help her get rid of that man.

After all, it was a classmate, and besides, he was not from this class originally, and he would have to trouble the class leader and branch secretary for many things, so Xu Keyu turned around and came back to help her.But I don't think, that 'hating person' is actually He Miao...

Xu Keyu has had some thoughts about He Miao since before, especially after he became more and more familiar with him, when he heard that he was broken in love, he suddenly felt something in his heart.He had never really fallen in love with anyone, but when he heard He Miao talking about himself, and heard that He Miao had someone he liked, he suddenly realized that he was actually very unhappy.It's just that the Internet is too virtual to make him feel a little unreal, and he has never told anyone that he is really GAY.

Later, when Long Bairui and her best friend Sun Qian got into trouble, their music teacher suddenly expressed his willingness to recommend him to study abroad, so he simply quit the circle and went to study abroad... This almost cut him off from the whole circle The contact with him and his liking for He Miao failed to keep him.

However, to my surprise, although this feeling of liking was faint, it turned out to be a steady stream, and it seemed to be getting bigger and bigger. He stayed abroad for two years and listened to He Miao's radio drama for two years... I always felt that his dubbing was like a monster, so I wrote him a song called "Fu Yao"... So he finally came back to the circle, just want He Miao to sing that song for him.

When I met him again, I didn't expect him to be on a blind date, and he was still pestering the girl.Xu Keyu felt a kind of nameless anger coming out, so he changed his mind.She didn't expect He Miao to be so innocent, she would blush when teased.Even when he ran out of the restaurant, he acted in a panic, as if he had just eaten a king's meal and was sprinting to escape orders.

Xu Keyu, who was standing by the wall watching the play, suddenly felt that although He Miao felt a little different from what he had imagined, he actually had a kind of attractiveness, which made people feel very happy when they saw him.

So on this day, Xu Keyu finally did not see his cousin, because he followed him and became a criminal once.Then, during his cousin's reprimand on the phone, he just stood in front of the bulletin board in the neighborhood where Zhao Hewen lived and looked carefully at a very eye-catching rental advertisement.

He was going to find a place to live. Although the room was so cheap that it was abnormal, he was a student and didn't have much money, and the room was on the same floor as He Miao. better.Just thinking of this, Xu Keyu hung up his cousin without hesitation and called the landlord.

The more he knew Zhao Hewen, the more Xu Keyu felt that he couldn't extricate himself.Originally, with the identity of Chaos, he didn't have to pretend that he had just met him, but that kind of identity on the Internet was always unreal, and it seemed to have left a bad impression on him when he left, so it was better to continue to hide it.Just like that, an idea suddenly popped into Xu Keyu's head, even if Zhao Hewen wasn't crooked, since he dared to pretend to be crooked, he dared to really bend him~

So everything developed so smoothly—smoothly building a good relationship, smoothly moving there, and smoothly "meeting honestly"... So, in fact, haunted houses are as good as haunted houses~

It's just that Zhao Hewen is very conservative in life. He doesn't have a boyfriend, and he doesn't collect beauty magazines. Instead, he has a swimsuit magazine.Apart from secretly recording some groans, gasps, etc., they did not show interest in the same sex or the opposite sex, which made Xu Keyu feel very troublesome.Until Zhao Hewen saw his nosebleed, revealing his true nature...

╮(=,.=)╭Even if a normal man is a rotten man, it is impossible for a normal man to get a nosebleed just because he sees other men naked, right?Otherwise, if you go to a public bath or swimming pool, wouldn't it be a pool of blood...

After confirming, Xu Keyu felt at ease.It’s just that He Miao’s hemorrhoids came at the wrong time. He almost couldn’t control Zhao Hewen’s hemorrhoids when he was PP a while ago, but fortunately, he’s healed now, and what’s gratifying is that he became so enthusiastic after he became enlightened. initiative……

=/////=It’s really a night to look forward to... The softness on the outside feels so ecstasy, and the inside will definitely be ecstasy soft...

So Xu Keyu waited and waited outside while thinking wildly, but Zhao Hewen didn't come out for half an hour, not even the sound of water.

Even if you are going to be dizzy by steam, you have to wash it with boiling water first, right?Could it be that he slipped until he fell and fainted?Why didn't I feel the vibration...

Xu Keyu walked to the door of the toilet with a feeling of apprehension, but there was no sound of water inside, but a strange sound like struggling.Finding that Zhao Hewen hadn't locked the door, Xu Keyu, who was used to assaulting him, opened the door without hesitation.

Then he found that Zhao Hewen was trying to get out of the dark slimming clothes. He seemed to be struggling for half an hour and finally opened the side zipper halfway.And seeing that he only had a fleshy arm and half of his head out, it seemed that the zipper was stuck again and could only be opened halfway.

Xu Keyu was a little helpless and amused, turned around and found a pair of large scissors, picked it up and cut it to the end.

Suddenly the PP was chilly, and Zhao Hewen quickly grabbed the fallen clothes to cover the important parts. Although Xu Keyu also had his own, and it was not the first time Xu Keyu saw it, but he still felt very unnatural. You will feel as if you are getting hot.

Especially after washing PP that time...ORZ...

"Look, it's so convenient. By the time you get out, KY will have expired." Seeing Zhao Hewen's shyness, Xu Keyu teased Zhao Hewen amusedly.

p" "q! ! !God horse KY!Ahhh, did he see it in his drawer? !When he bought something and paid for it before, it was placed on the side cabinet. He thought it was facial cleanser that he bought by mistake. Could it be that it expired so soon...?

"You, you, you, you wait for me outside..."

"I have to wash it later, why not forget it together."

The author has something to say: (#￣)▽￣#)╯ Uncle Slender wishes all foodies a happy National Day, good health and delicious food~~~

Thank you Yuxue Feifei, Xianyu, and the mines from the girls before~~=3333=

O(∩_∩)O~ On the last day of the National Day, two small episodes of the National Day will be presented

————————————————【Fanwai 2 Foodie Advantages】———————————————————

(Note: smiles in brackets are evil)

Many people actually have misunderstandings about foodies, and they always think that foodies are too fat or it is too difficult to support them.In fact, those shortcomings are not shortcomings, but their advantages! ! <(.罒)▽罒. )╯

【Long Weibo】

----start----

One, foodies are fatter?In fact, although most of them are relatively round, he will often show envious eyes and drool to praise your good figure.

Second, do you eat a lot of food?In fact, they save food, you don't need to eat to death when you eat together, and you absolutely don't have to worry about waste.

Three, foodies always put food first in their hearts?It's actually quite a rewarding feeling when one day they put you in a tie with the food.

Fourth, foodies don’t like sports?In fact, they won't ask you to exercise because of this.

Five, is it hot around foodies?In fact, it is warm in winter and cool in summer.Needless to say, it’s warm in winter, but it’s cool in summer. He’s hotter than you and keeps fanning himself. Of course you and the side are cooler.Of course, some people think hot spots are good.

……

Nine, foodies...[unfinished]

——Unfinished——

"Xiaohe, it's time to eat~~ What are you writing?" Xu Keyu said, pushing the door open and walking in.

Zhao Hewen was startled and hurriedly closed the computer cover. When he turned his head and smelled the smell of food getting stronger as he opened the door, he smiled, rubbed his hands together and rushed out, "No, it's nothing! Let's eat~~~" (.≧) ▽≦. )

Xu Keyu let go of Zhao Hewen who was in a hurry, raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but went to look at his computer, and then just sat down and typed on the keyboard.

——Continue to write——

Nine, the foodie feels very good, and it is soft and comfortable to pinch.

[-]. Foodies are easy to control. If you want to do something, as long as you are willing to feed, there is nothing you can't do.

Eleven, foodies are easy to coax, no matter how angry you are, as long as you work hard to eat more and eat good food, the problem will be solved.

Twelve, foodie groans/groans very sexy/sensual...

--Finish--

【release】

==Huh?Seems like something weird was mixed in...

"Ah!!! What did you write on my long Weibo?! Ahhh, you posted it too!!" (.=) Blood=. ) convex

that night.

[Internal sharing in the gossip group] [Title: A certain meat seedling turned out to be Shaking M Mensao Shou, and the long Weibo completed the full version. (Attachment: share the screenshot of the original Weibo of Qi Qi's boudoir/room secretary at the end)]

To be continued...

—————————————————— Fanwai 3 gossip group happy National Day holiday ———————————————

[Internal sharing in the gossip group] [Title: A certain meat seedling turned out to be Shaking M Mensao Shou, and the long Weibo completed the full version. (Attachment: share the screenshot of the original Weibo of Qi Qi's boudoir/room secretary at the end)]

One, foodies are fatter?In fact, although most of them are relatively round, he will often show envious eyes and drool to praise your good figure.

He Miao: (★罒)▽罒★) I have such a good figure... When will I be able to reduce it to this...

Chaos: =mouth=! ! !Seedlings!You are addicted to peeking at me in the shower, right? !

He Miao: o(*////)▽////*)q oh oh, you actually have pectoral muscles! ! !

Chaos: ==,,, come here...

He Miao: o(*////)--////*)q No!

Chaos: ==

He Miao:! ! !I was wrong, I was wrong, ah! ! ! ~＞＿＜～嘤...the clothes are wet...

Chaos: =,. = Just take off.Let's take a full look at body issues~

Hemiao: (. "////) A////". )! ! !

Second, do you eat a lot of food?In fact, they save food, you don't need to eat to death when you eat together, and you absolutely don't have to worry about waste.

Seedlings: (.0)) 0. )Um?You don't eat?There are a lot of dishes left.

Chaos: full.

He Miao: (.￣)▽￣. ) Oh, you can eat another piece of cabbage, I will take care of the rest~~~

Chaos: Good.

Grass seedlings: (.=) v=. ) woo... woo... woo... hey~~~ Finally finished eating, so full~

Chaos: Well, the cleaning was very clean and there was no waste, which is worthy of praise.

Hemiao: <(.╰)v╯. )╯That's it, I'm a little bit overwhelmed.

Chaos: (brackets laugh) Let's do some exercise after dinner.

He Miao: (unknown, reluctant) Okay... where are you going today?

Chaos: (brackets laugh)

He Miao: Aren't you going to exercise?How to go to the room? !

Chaos: (brackets laugh) Exercise in the room consumes more calories.

Hemiao: (.=////) mouth ////=. ) ah ah ah! !Don't act like this, you'll get indigestion! ! !

Three, foodies always put food first in their hearts?It's actually quite a rewarding feeling when one day they put you in a tie with the food.

He Miao: =w= You are as important as meat!

chaos:……

Fourth, foodies don’t like sports?In fact, they won't ask you to exercise because of this.

He Miao:! ! !This is not exercise! !do not come!Uh... um... ah! ! ! ┭┮﹏┭┮This is not exercise at all!

Five, is it hot around foodies?In fact, it is warm in winter and cool in summer.Needless to say, it’s warm in winter, but it’s cool in summer. He’s hotter than you and keeps fanning himself. Of course you and the side are cooler.Of course, some people think hot spots are good.

Hemiao: (.=)﹃=. ) zzzzz...hot...dead.

Chaos: It's no longer hot when you strip/bare your clothes.

He Miao: (.=) blood=. )roll! ! !

……

Nine, the foodie feels very good, and it is soft and comfortable to pinch.

Grass seedlings: (. "///) 0///". ) Where are you pinching? ! !Ahhh...don't pinch it!ah!Not there either! !

[brackets laugh, no explanation]

[-]. Foodies are easy to control. If you want to do something, as long as you are willing to feed, there is nothing you can't do.

He Miao: (#╰)_╯) No way, no way, no way, no way!

Chaos showed an advertisement for a certain restaurant.

He Miao: (.”)﹃《. ) You, you are cheating!

Chaos: Not going?

He Miao: Go...that...do it once.

Chaos: brackets laugh.

Eleven, foodies are easy to coax, no matter how angry you are, as long as you work hard to eat more and eat good food, the problem will be solved.

He Miao: (#╰)_╯) Humph! !I said it was only allowed to be done once, you bastard, do you think I'm a face-to-face? !Kneading and kneading, and non-stop... non-stop... hum! !Get out of the way, you get upset just looking at me.

Chaos: Don't be angry, let's have lunch at noon, I've already reserved a table.

He Miao: Hmph!don't go.You tossed me like this, I can't even sit up, how can I do it! !fraud! o (￣ヘ￣o#) hum!You don't even want to take half a step closer to me! !

noon.

Chaos (please): I packed all the dishes and brought them back.

He Miao (resisting with difficulty): Don't eat!

Chaos opened all the dishes and put them beside the bed, the fragrance of the dishes was overflowing...

He Miao: ...bring it over and feed it to me.

Twelve, foodie groans/groans very sexy/sensual...

……slightly

--Finish--

(#￣▽￣#) Note: The stories in the brackets are all sentence-by-sentence backgrounds, not the content of the long Weibo itself, but a complete version without codes and cuts. It is only used for internal communication of gossip.