Overwhelm the evildoer

When they got downstairs in Zhao's house, Zhao Hewen suddenly became a little nervous, but Xu Keyu, who was carrying the gift, looked calm, and even dragged him up with a little excitement.This made Zhao Hewen suddenly have a feeling of 'actually he followed Xu Keyu home'...

Just thinking about it, I'm about to arrive at the door of the house.Zhao Hewen quickly grabbed Xu Keyu, and explained carefully: "Listen to me, my mother knows about our affairs, but my father only thinks you are my friend. My father is more conservative. Let him know that you don't screw it up with your nonsense."

"I understand that our parents' generation is indeed more difficult to accept..." Xu Keyu nodded solemnly, and he didn't know what was thinking in his heart, and there was a gloomy look between his brows.

Zhao Hewen didn't pay attention that much, walked up to Xu Keyu, took out the key and said, "Yes, my mother was also very difficult to accept, but she struggled without me knowing, and she figured it out by herself..."

Speaking of this, recalling the time when his mother mistakenly thought Xiao Xu was his boyfriend, Zhao Hewen couldn't help but muttered to himself: "It's actually a blind cat and a dead mouse, so she made it right."

"Huh?" Xu Keyu didn't quite understand what Zhao Hewen was mumbling about in the last sentence.

At this time, Zhao Hewen had already opened the door, and Zhao's mother came out as soon as she heard the door opening: "You are finally here."

"Yes," Zhao Hewen replied, seeing Xu Keyu eagerly standing beside him quickly, he introduced: "Mom, this is Xiao Xu, you've seen it before. Xiao Xu, this is my mother."

"Mom..." As soon as Xu Keyu opened his mouth and made the first sound of the word, Zhao Hewen immediately stretched out his arm and gave him a kidnapping like lightning.

The abductee just hit Xu Keyu's ribs. Poor Xu Keyu was still carrying big bags, so he almost rolled down the stairs with such an arm.But it's not appropriate to retaliate when you are at the door of the house and meet your parents on the important day, and it's not appropriate to do anything else special, right?So watching Zhao Hewen wiping his neck, Xu Keyu changed his tune with a good-tempered smile: "Hello, Auntie, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival. Xiaowen said that you don't like mooncakes, so you didn't buy a lot, so I brought more fruits you like. "

Zhao's father and Zhao's mother really didn't like mooncakes because they thought they were too sweet. The one who liked to eat was the one in front of him who looked at his son with a smile all over his face. Zhao's mother sighed deeply. The feeling of a daughter getting married.Mother Zhao tried her best to get rid of the strange feeling, reached out to take half of what Xu Keyu was holding, and said with a smile: "Yeah, Xiaowen's father and I don't like these greasy foods, and fruits are better. But my Xiaowen doesn’t know how to eat moon cakes, so you have to watch for me. I remember that after the Mid-Autumn Festival, the price of moon cakes was greatly reduced. He bought [-] catties and said that he would eat them slowly for breakfast. .As a result, when I went to see him within a week, he had gained a lot of weight like a balloon, and I didn’t dare to admit it. I’m afraid his scale would not be able to weigh him.”

"Mom!!" When Zhao Hewen heard about this and was exposed to Xiao Xu, his face turned a little red, not because Xu Keyu knew he could eat it, but...o(@0ˇ)口ˇ[email protected])o The scale can still weigh, and can still weigh! !It's still two catties! ! o(@＞)＿＜@)o Explosive weight is too much!And he obviously lost all that meat after working hard...

Zhao's mother walked in first with a smile. When Zhao Hewen looked back and saw Xu Keyu looking at him with a smile on his lips, he rushed over and threatened: "Don't laugh! My mother's words are too exaggerated!! And now I must eat moon cakes that year I was even thinner before!!"

"Yes, yes..." Xu Keyu answered him kindly and sympathetically.

Only then did Zhao Hewen take Xu Keyu home with satisfaction, "Hmm." ╭(@╯)^?a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="027642" >[email protected])╮

After entering the door, Zhao Hewen let Xu Keyu in, and leaned out to close the door by himself.And Xu Keyu seemed to be the only one besides the two of them in the house, and Zhao's mother went to the kitchen to look for a fruit plate, but was blocked by the door.When Zhao Hewen turned around, Xu Keyu took advantage of the opportunity, bowed his head and stamped on Zhao Hewen's mouth, and then separated quickly.

But this still frightened Zhao Hewen, as if a needle had pricked the flesh between the little fingers, Zhao Hewen almost jumped up, although he was very angry, he still had to lower his voice and growl: "What if my parents see it!!!"

Xu Keyu calmly lowered his voice and whispered to him, "Don't worry, you won't be seen."

Grabbing Xu Keyu who was about to go to the kitchen, Zhao Hewen looked around nervously.If Master Father is in the living room, it is impossible to hear someone coming and not pay attention.Besides, there is a locker between the living room and the porch, which is just blocked by the sofa.And Mrs. Mother was looking for something in the kitchen, but she didn't seem to turn around.After confirming that everything was safe, Zhao Hewen breathed a sigh of relief.

He pulled Xu Keyu's neck down and said angrily: "I can tell you, my father is cruel and merciless. When he hit someone, he slapped his father ten times. If you dare to do anything out of the ordinary, I will If Dad sees it, I'll use you as a meat pad!"

"Yes, feel free to use me as a meat pad." Xu Keyu replied.

At this time, Father Zhao, who heard the movement outside, also came out of the study. Seeing Xu Keyu's amiable smile, he said enthusiastically, "This is Xiao Xu, right? Come, come, come in and sit."

"Hello, Uncle." Xu Keyu greeted politely.Mother Zhao came out with a plate of fruit. Xu Keyu temporarily put the things on the stool next to the locker, and hurriedly took the hand, "Auntie, let me put it away."

"Success," Zhao's mother was not polite, and let Xu Keyu take it, "Oh, it's all over, are you all hungry? The meal is ready, I'll bring it out right now."

When Zhao's father turned to help Zhao's mother, Xu Keyu squinted at Zhao Hewen.

Zhao Hewen received Xu Keyu's eyes, leaned over and whispered: "You can't just look at the appearance in everything. When the tiger is in a good mood, it is also fluffy and cute."

"..." This metaphor made the corners of Xu Keyu's mouth twitch, and finally he didn't say anything.

Seeing Xu Keyu's expression of disbelief, Zhao Hewen leaned next to Xu Keyu and whispered, "Don't believe me, although men must have been beaten a few times when they were young, but you have seen real Did you knock out your teeth and swallow it?"

"It shouldn't be..."

"When I was young, I got into fights with people over trivial matters, and tried to crush them..." Zhao Hewen was a little embarrassed when he said this, and quickly jumped over, "When I came back, my dad asked the reason clearly, and then he started to fight I had a long moral education. Later, when my dad asked me to review my mistakes, I didn’t speak for life and death, and I got a big slap in the end. Then I ‘knocked out my teeth and swallowed it’...”

Xu Keyu said in astonishment: "Your father has practiced iron sand palm? One slap knocked out a tooth..."

"Well, I happened to be changing my teeth at that time, and that tooth was about to fall out."

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"Why don't you spit it out..."

"..." Zhao Hewen was depressed, and finally told Xu Keyu in a low voice: "Because I secretly stuffed a piece of sugar into my mouth while he was pouring water, I didn't realize that the tooth was knocked out at first, but Thinking about swallowing the candy quickly..."

=mouth=

"Fortunately, that tooth is not too big..." Zhao Hewen scratched his head in embarrassment, and said seriously: "But to be honest, that slap was really heavy, and my face was swollen for almost a week with five finger marks! "

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"Actually... I really want to know..." Xu Keyu looked at Zhao Hewen curiously.

Zhao Hewen immediately took the bait, and asked enthusiastically, "What do you want to know?"

"Did you not talk before because you contained sugar?"

"Uh... yeah..." Mingming didn't say anything on purpose, but was discovered by Xu Keyu. Zhao Hewen hurriedly explained that he didn't talk because he was greedy: "I was standing while he was sitting, and I had to be sincere. I bowed my head and admitted my mistake. So I may be found when I open my mouth, but I will make a sound when I chew it..."

"Why didn't you just swallow it then..."

Zhao Hewen said shyly, "I had a flash of inspiration when I was beaten, and I suddenly remembered that I could swallow it."

"All right……"

Mid-Autumn Festival is an important traditional festival in China, and it is very close to October [-]st. It is inevitable that it will be difficult for everyone to go shopping for the festival, especially in the first two days. Therefore, in order to avoid being unable to buy or grab Buy, buy enough in advance.Although she didn't finally make the decision to ask her son's boyfriend to have dinner with her until late in the afternoon, there will always be plenty of food.

On the whole, the meal was peaceful, Mother Zhao was chattering, and Xu Keyu was chatting next to her. The two of them were so big that they were discussing the future of the world and the future of the country's technological development, and they were so small that the soy sauce in the small supermarket around the corner had gone up by [-] cents. The discussions were carried out with gusto, and there was no silence at the dinner table.Dad Zhao didn't talk much, he had a good temper, and he would say a few words about interesting topics.Only Zhao Hewen... Well, his mouth was not idle, but he was busy eating.When they talked occasionally, it was mostly about food... For example, when they were discussing the price increase of pork, Zhao Hewen waved his chopsticks and cried about the two or three things he had to say about pork.

Of course, there were occasional things that distracted his attention from food.For example, Xu Keyu winked at him——returned his eyes as a warning, or Xu Keyu’s various sweet words made the two elders smile——he called him a dog’s leg in his heart, or Xu Keyu’s habitual efforts to pinch him dishes, and even seemed to want to peel shrimp for him—— huh...

After the meal, Xu Keyu didn't get an errand to wash dishes without being 'virtuous'.So I sat on the sofa with Zhao Hewen, waiting for Dad Zhao to come out with Go.

"Why did you step on my foot so hard just now?" Xu Keyu asked slightly aggrieved.

Zhao Hewen rolled his eyes: "We pretended to be just friends, it's already weird that you always pick up vegetables for me, how can you peel shrimp for friends to eat? We are so greasy and crooked, let my dad see it What should I do?!"

"I brought food for you before the two of us got ready." Xu Keyu said naturally.

"So the two of us went to eat, and the crowd rate was very high..."

"You never said that."

"Because they are all people I don't know, so just watch it. If I can see a piece of meat, I will be happy."

"..."

In fact, I was just busy eating...

……

Afterwards, Xu Keyu and Papa Zhao played several games of chess in a row. When it was time to leave, it suddenly occurred to them that everyone drank a small cup just when they were happy.Both Xu Keyu and Zhao Hewen were lucky enough that nothing would happen if they weren't even a little bit drunk, and the traffic police should also go home after the festive season, right?

But Zhao's father is a very serious person, and he will not let them drive away no matter what.It’s all over, I might not be able to catch the last train when I go out to take the subway to change lines, and Xiao Xu said that the car will have to be returned to that friend tomorrow morning, and I have to come here early in the morning...

So, Dad Zhao waved his hand and told them to have breakfast before leaving tomorrow morning.

It's just that the house is not big after all, the dining room and the kitchen are separated by half a sliding door, which can be regarded as being in the kitchen, and the living room and the master bedroom are completely together, so only Zhao Hewen's room can still be used.Or someone has to make a floor in the corridor or in the toilet, which is obviously too inhumane...

Fortunately, Zhao Hewen has always liked to sleep on a double bed by himself. This is a habit he developed since he was a child...

So when he opened the door and saw the double bed in the room, Xu Keyu seemed to chuckle, Zhao Hewen tightened his chrysanthemum inexplicably, and immediately stepped back and pressed against the wall, looking nervously at Xu Keyu