Overwhelm the evildoer

Early in the morning, Zhao Hewen woke up suddenly.Because it was at his parents' house, it was impossible for him to sleep peacefully and let Xu Keyu hug him to take a bath like yesterday.Of course, Xu Keyu didn't keep him unconscious like the night before, although...the two sneaked into the toilet to take a shower together, but they still couldn't help it again.But compared to that night, it was much better.After returning to the room, Zhao Hewen squeezed into Xu Keyu's bed again.Of course, it is necessary to find two pairs of underpants for safety reasons, but it is completely a cloud to find another two sets of clean pajamas.

So Zhao Hewen was held in Xu Keyu's arms like a naked body, so when he heard the footsteps of Zhao's mother who woke up early in the morning, Zhao Hewen woke up from his sleep immediately.After all, they are not in their own home, and they are not the only two who can do whatever they like. If they are caught in the act, they will definitely be criticized and nagged to death.

But obviously, the people who are on holiday don't have to go to work early, Mama Zhao actually has no intention of coming to wake them up; besides, there are other people in the room, it is even more impossible for her to come and open their doors.And her son is getting older. Although the old man doesn't know anything, she is very clear that Xiao Xu and her son are not ordinary friends. If something serious happens, it will be embarrassing for everyone.

But compared to when he first met them, now it seems that Xiaowen really has a heart for him.Although he is a man, but his son likes him and he is treated well, Mother Zhao has nothing else to ask for.Mother Zhao sighed for a long time, took another look at the door of her son's room, and went into the kitchen.

When he heard the footsteps of his mother passing by, Zhao Hewen bounced directly from Xu Keyu's arms, jumped out of bed and wanted to get the clothes on the chair.As a result, he only took a step when he landed, and he felt his chrysanthemum shake, and his legs went limp after a burst of soreness.Fortunately, the sound of Zhao's mother's footsteps went away again, Zhao Hewen sat sideways on the bed and felt relieved.

Well, it's not the same as going to the hospital to apply medicine.Although it was quite painful and uncomfortable at the beginning, but after inserting it a few times...cough...it gradually became better.But no matter how many times, after waking up, besides a little pain, there will still be another strange feeling.As for this strange feeling...

When he woke up with this feeling last morning, he thought it was because he was too intemperate the night before.But last night it was really not too much, and he even rubbed it well when he was taking a bath... relaxing the muscles, promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, and he also felt much better when he was sleeping.But when I woke up this morning, I still felt that...

To put it bluntly, Zhao Hewen always feels that there is something plugged in for no reason, and Zhao Hewen is even a little worried that if the asshole is not closed tightly, there will be air leakage or something.Finally, Zhao Hewen couldn't help but wanted to reach in to make sure, but suddenly remembered that when he got up just now, his movements were quite big, even if Xu Keyu didn't wake up, he definitely wouldn't be in a deep sleep state.

(.0ˇ)-ˇ0. ) If it is seen, if it is misunderstood as someone who wants to be dissatisfied, it would be too shameful!

Thinking of this, Zhao Hewen quickly turned his head and glanced at Xu Keyu, unexpectedly Xu Keyu had also woken up, and was looking at him with interest.

Zhao Hewen was so startled that his fingertips trembled a little, and then he heard Xu Keyu ask him: "What's wrong?"

"No!!!" After Zhao Hewen finished speaking, he put on his trousers, ignoring the uncomfortable feeling between his legs. He quickly grabbed his clothes and ran out of the room, as if he would be caught by Xu Keyu if he ran too slowly. It seems to see something.

Zhao Hewen ran to the corridor to see that Xu Keyu hadn't chased him out, so he put on his clothes.His mother was not here either, so Zhao Hewen felt relieved, so he stretched out his hands to rub his waist, rubbed his PP and walked to the toilet...

Unfortunately, before he entered the toilet, he was seen by his mother who poked his head out of the kitchen. Seeing his son grinning, Zhao's mother immediately asked nervously: "Xiaowen? Have you had a recurrence of hemorrhoids?! Do you want to?" Go to the hospital!!"

Zhao Hewen's hemorrhoids were so serious that he needed surgery. Although he didn't tell his family about other reasons at the time, in order not to worry the elders, the postoperative period of weakness was quite long, so he couldn't hide it in the end.At that time, Zhao's mother was very worried, and went to see Zhao Hewen several times during the rest period.However, because of Zhao Hewen's painstaking and deliberate arrangements, it was very difficult for Zhao Ma to find out the fact that Xu Keyu had moved in, and even for them to not run into each other.Of course, it was also because Zhao's parents and Zhao's mother knew about it relatively late because they were trying to hide something at the time, so yesterday they were able to say that the hemorrhoids were not completely healed and they got away with it.

"No, I'm fine, just a little uncomfortable." Zhao Hewen quickly said with a smile.

Hemorrhoids may recur even after they are healed, and it is not uncommon for them to relapse before they are healed. Yesterday, Zhao Hewen ate so many things like a cloud, and Zhao's mother had to worry.So although in fact Zhao Hewen's PP pain has nothing to do with hemorrhoids at all, but Zhao's mother, who didn't know this, thought that her son was shy with his parents when he was older, so she asked righteously: "Yesterday You don’t even dare to sit on a hard bench with your butt, and today you say it’s uncomfortable and you still rub your butt?! Xiaowen, is it because the hemorrhoids have recurred? If it’s not good, you should go to the hospital as soon as possible, and it’s not you who are delaying the operation and suffering Myself!"

"Mom...it's not a relapse of hemorrhoids!!" Zhao Hewen said quickly, and when he mentioned going to the hospital, he felt bitter in his heart.When I went to see hemorrhoids before, the doctor mistakenly thought that he was caused by something, but now that he is really caused by something, do I have to find a way to make people think he is hemorrhoids...

Seeing that Zhao Hewen's expression suddenly became very painful, Zhao's mother became even more worried: "No, you don't look very well either. Hurry up and have some breakfast, I'll wake your dad up, or go to the hospital to have a look!"

Just as Zhao Hewen was about to stop him, he suddenly heard Xu Keyu's voice behind him: "Auntie, don't worry. I'll take him there later, and I'll tell my friend, wait until I send Xiaowen to see the doctor." Return the car."

Zhao's mother didn't know that the hemorrhoids had healed early, but Xu Keyu knew it. He even pointed out his finger to confirm it before doing it that day! !And he also poked his wound for a long time, and he poked the relapse yesterday. #╰_╯

Zhao Hewen thought angrily, and when he turned his head, he saw Xu Keyu's iconic wolf smile with a big tail.But the mother seems to have accepted the proposal with satisfaction, and after thinking about it, it must be better for Xu Keyu to send him to the hospital than the father, so Zhao Hewen gave him a hard look.As he headed to the toilet at the destination again, he thought that the reason why he looks like this today must be because he did it one more time in the shower!Standing or something is really hard work! !

When eating breakfast, Xu Keyu put him on two soft cushions on his own initiative, which was comfortable, but his mother told them to go to the hospital for a good checkup.So... my father also knew that 'hemorrhoids may recur because he eats too much'.

Zhao Hewen was about to cry, he ate a little too much last night, but he didn't cause hemorrhoids! ╰(@")A《@)╯ It’s not because of eating too much that hemorrhoids recur! !No, his hemorrhoids did not recur either! !

So throughout the breakfast time, Zhao Hewen listened to his parents nagging depressedly, while trying to stuff things into his mouth against persuasion.

(@>))<@) After exercising last night, I was actually very hungry, but I didn’t dare to come out to find something to eat. Isn’t breakfast allowed now!

But what made Zhao Hewen even more depressed was that Xu Keyu actually 'abandoned him' amidst the teachings, leaving the dining table and running to answer the phone.

Leaving the dining table to answer the phone was not enough to make him depressed. What made him depressed was the caller... Because the mobile phone was placed on the table, the moment the ring rang, Zhao Hewen glanced just in time for Xu Keyu to use his hand. Before he blocked it, he caught a glimpse of the name on the caller ID: Lu Jiaojiao.

This Lu Jiaojiao often called Xu Keyu, and it was probably this Lu Jiaojiao who heard the voice calling him 'dear' that time.When he first met Jiaolong, Zhao Hewen also suspected that she was this Lu Jiaojiao.But after meeting Jiaolong, he realized that Jiaolong's name was Long Bairui, and although he had only faintly heard Lu Jiaojiao's voice once, Jiaolong was his acquaintance and his voice was so unique, it was impossible for him not to distinguish it.

Too many things have happened in the past few days, and his brain is a little insufficient, so he completely forgot.Now that Lu Jiaojiao called again, he suddenly remembered that there was such a person, but who was this Lu Jiaojiao?

Xu Keyu's phone call wasn't too long, but it wasn't short either, and he seemed to be in a good mood when he came back.This made Zhao Hewen more concerned, but now he couldn't ask in front of his parents.And they've only been together for one day, he seems to be so narrow-minded, it seems to be annoying...

So after breakfast, Zhao Hewen followed Xu Keyu downstairs and got into the car with full of suspicion, while trying to consume fat and brain cells, desperately recalling all kinds of suspenseful novels, TV dramas and TV shows he had read. The script, etc., how can Xu Keyu's words be said in a roundabout way.

However, before Zhao Hewen could figure out a way, he found that the car had entered the gate of a hospital.Zhao Hewen shook his hands and said in horror: "My hemorrhoids haven't recurred, you know that!!"

"Pfft... I know." Xu Keyu laughed, his eyes swept down maliciously, "I rubbed my butt early in the morning because I didn't do what you wanted. Wanted. Not. Satisfied, right?"

Zhao Hewen blew up when he heard it: "P! You just want to be dissatisfied!! Labor and management are chrysanthemum pain! Yesterday I said not to be in the bathroom, you have to stand up! Hmph!!"

"Don't explain, I understand everything." Xu Keyu said with a comprehended expression.

"You know what to do!!" Zhao Hewen slapped his thigh angrily, and saw that he had already entered the parking lot of the hospital.Zhao Hewen said eagerly: "Let's go, I'm fine, I don't want to see a doctor!!"

"I didn't bring you to see the doctor, I came to return the car." Xu Keyu said, looking for a parking space everywhere, "My friend and his girlfriend are doctors here, unfortunately they are on duty until yesterday and today. His girlfriend, call me today..."

Although today is a holiday, there are still a lot of patients in the hospital. Xu Keyu finally saw an empty seat in a small remote corner with insufficient light. The two suddenly paused.He planned to reverse the car, but after he saw it clearly, he completely froze in place.

And Zhao Hewen was too shocked by the scene in front of him, and the small universe that was about to explode was annihilated inside.