God by rivers and lakes

"...That is, where is Yangzhou, Yangzhou Road, where the spring breeze is ten miles away, the real gentle town sells gold caves. But my young master never needs to pay money to go to prostitutes, okay, people don't want to accept it. Besides, how can it be better than You have to go to the fashion house, the young master has grown up there since he was a child, from being hugged by the oiran lady to playing with the oiran lady, really no one has as many famous prostitutes as my young master has hugged..." Ming Hai said frantically Fei, just pick something that Shu Xiangwan doesn't like to hear.

It should be explained that Wei Ting was indeed very popular in Yangzhou back then, because he was handsome, and everyone grew up together since childhood, and they really got along with those prostitutes, most of them just made friends with him, and they didn't touch their bodies at all. passed.Those who have really had the grace of rain and dew are only those few.But three years have passed, and working in Fengyue has been a lifetime.Some have passed away, some have been redeemed, and up to now, Ming Weiting is not sure how many are still there.

Ming Hai smiled and ignored Ming Weiting's eyes, took a sip of water and asked, "Do you have anything else to ask?"

Shu Xiangwan smiled good-naturedly, "You can choose whatever you can say. If it's interesting, we won't ask any special questions."

Ming Hai said this mostly to piss off Shu Xiangwan, because he felt that Shu Xiangwan was a man who couldn't express his emotions and anger, and always looked upright, almost perfect.However, he has seen a lot, and the more normal-looking people in general may have a dirty mind, so he always thought about giving it a try, so he used words to provoke him.Unexpectedly, Shu Xiangwan's skill was much deeper than he imagined, and he still remained calm until now.

Ming Hai reflected for a while, and found that what he said didn't have any substantive content, so he pulled himself together and said, "The prostitutes in our place always practice kung fu in bed, and the young master also practiced it when he was young..."

"What?" Shu Xiangwan cut off his conversation, "The prostitute practices kung fu in bed, what does your young master practice?" The last sentence didn't match the next, and he almost thought he heard it wrong.He only knew that Ming Weiting often hung out in brothels because of the elders in the family, how could he not only play tricks on himself but also learn from it?

Ming Hai immediately said: "That's why I can't practice, all the young masters and young ladies in my family have practiced. The young master is the one with the worst talent among them. Once a prostitute accompanied him, and he almost cried, saying, "Master, why are you so stupid?" .Later she got married."

This turning point was really thrilling, Ming Weiting covered his eyes in embarrassment.

Shu Xiangwan couldn't laugh or cry, even if he wanted to get angry, he was suppressed, "This...is a good thing."

Ming Hai smiled and said: "It's because she has no good fortune to follow the young master. If there are those who insist on posting them, the young master will not accept them."

Shu Xiangwan seemed to hear the subtext, "Then your young master can be... a young lady?" He was vague, but everyone present knew what he meant.

Ming Weiting looked at him dissatisfied, "What do you think?"

Shu Xiangwan held up the teacup and half covered his smile, "Just ask." In fact, when Ming Hai came, he said that his young master never plays tricks, Shu Xiangwan felt that Ming Hai's mouth was full of nonsense, and he didn't know if it was true or not, so he made up his mind ask.

Ming Hai opened his eyes wide, "How could it be? I'm not afraid to tell you. I still wonder if the young master has been enchanted by some kind of obsession. He was seduced by a young man in the past, and he always lied about it. I can't figure it out either. This one has no breasts and no butt..." After speaking, it became a mutter.

Shu Xiangwan said with a smile: "That's because the young man is not sincere to your young master, I'm afraid he still has his wealth and appearance."

Ming Hai smirked and said: "That's not necessarily true, the young master is also very gentle towards prostitutes with ulterior motives. If I had to tell you, if it weren't for this body, the young master might not be with men. Fortunately, the master has gone Find a way to move the soul."

This was quite blatant, Ding Ru pointed to his nose and said: The man my young master likes is about to recover from his illness, you should find a place for yourself.

Unexpectedly, Shu Xiangwan just smiled lightly, and said lightly: "I think your young master is still the same even after changing his body. I'm afraid it has nothing to do with his body." After saying that, he pulled Ming Weiting Shi Shiran away.

Ming Hai gritted his silver teeth and said angrily, "Who wants a young lady like you."

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"I received news that your father and the others should be returning soon."

"Oh..." Ming Weiting nodded in confusion, "Where are you taking me?"

Shu Xiangwan chuckled, "Elope."

"..." Ming Weiting sniffled, "It's not funny at all, I can smell twice-cooked pork."

Shu Xiangwan said, "Maybe we have this dish today."

"Huh... are you taking me to the kitchen?" Ming Weiting suddenly realized, "Are you hungry too?"

Shu Xiangwan shook his head helplessly: "Not yet, are you hungry?"

Ming Weiting rubbed his stomach, "A little bit."

"Well, just right." Shu Xiangwan led him into the kitchen, smiled softly, "I'll make braised pork ribs for you."

"...?!" Ming Weiting's eyes widened, "Are you kidding me?"

Shu Xiangwan should have taken care of everything, the kitchen is fully equipped, and there is no one there.He laughed and said, "You can tell if you're joking just by looking at it."

Ming Weiting looked around, "There isn't even a lottery...you take care of everything by yourself."

Shu Xiangwan kissed the corner of his mouth, "Let me see, what is the hall and the kitchen?"

Ming Weiting rolled his eyes, his face was a little red, because he thought of "getting into the bedroom" in an unserious manner.

The spare ribs prepared in the kitchen were placed on the cutting board. Shu Xiangwan picked up the knife and said "tsk", as if it was not very useful.He put down the knife, looked left and right, finally untied the sword in his waist, and in Ming Weiting's terrified expression, he swung the uncomfortable sword into a silver light, and the cold light flashed continuously. The chops of ribs...

Ming Weiting thought, how angry Huachaose must be... This is simply putting the leader of the Demon Cult and the pork ribs in the same position... Oh no, Shu Xiangwan should not be so easy to chop Huachaose...

But swordsmen always cherish their swords, Ming Weiting really didn't expect Shu Xiangwan to be quite open-minded.

What Ming Weiting didn't expect was that Shu Xiangwan was really good at making braised pork ribs!

He smelled his favorite fragrance and was intoxicated, "I knew you had this skill..."

"Why, just marry me?" Shu Xiangwan teased.

Ming Weiting drooled to himself, "Is it all right?"

The plate of braised pork ribs served by Shu Xiangwan looked delicious, juicy, salty and delicious. It was so delicious in color and flavor that it made people's index fingers move, "You see if the saltiness is suitable, I know you eat salty."

Ming Weiting hurriedly raised his chopsticks to pick up the meat, almost crying when he ate, and said vaguely: "You have no future as a Laoshizi swordsman! Open a restaurant, and I will keep you as Zaishi Yiya!"

Shu Xiangwan sat beside him and watched him eat, and said with a smile, "Can't I just cook it for you?"

Ming Weiting took another big bite, "Of course it's good, um... the saltiness is just right."

Shu Xiangwan suddenly said, "Really? I'll try."

After finishing speaking, before Ming Weiting could react, he leaned over and kissed him, the tip of his tongue easily pushed into his mouth, rolled up the piece of meat he had just bitten into his own mouth, the fresh, salty, spicy meat juice flowed down the corners of their mouths, Ming Wei Wei Ting subconsciously licked off...

Shu Xiangwan's eyes darkened, he pressed the back of his head, kissed him vigorously, and then backed away, chewing and swallowing the piece of meat slowly, "Yes, you really eat very salty."