Song Emperor Jiangshan

It was already midnight at this time, and Xiao Shan had already made up his mind to get rid of the dazzling "Qin's Oil Shop" signboard in front of his house!Especially when he thought of Zhao Yuanlin's disgusted expression before breaking up, he felt that it would be better to deal with it as soon as possible!I heard from Zhang San that Qin Chong had been preparing to change the signboard for half a year, but he was afraid of hesitating when the situation came to an end. Now that Qin Hui's momentum was on the rise, Qin Chong was even more afraid to move.

Xiao Shan knew that it would be impossible to rely on Qin Chong to change the signboards, and if there was no reason, the sudden name change of the oil shop would easily cause trouble. Change the signboard; secondly, there is also an excuse to the outside world-if the signboard is broken, change it.

Xiao Shan silently considered the issue of his family's signature in his heart.The oil shop cloth tricks are all picked outside, and you can pull them out with your hands. There are only a dozen or so in total. There is still snow, and there is no need to worry about fire.

Xiao Shan thought silently in his heart: But the plaques are difficult, because the plaques are hung high, and he is short, so he can't touch them when he jumps up, so he can only use a ladder to do it!Not only that, but there is also a lack of tools for committing crimes.In modern times, if you splash a bottle of paint on it, you're done.But more than 1000 years ago, the choice of the crime tool was very troublesome——

If you take down the plaque and hide it, the first is more than a dozen storefronts. The pile of more than ten plaques is as high as two people. There is no suitable place to hide it. Once the matter is exposed, of course the parents will not blame themselves. However, it was spread to the ears of Qin Hui, who was at the height of power in the dynasty, that those who had a family and business had nowhere to run, and obviously they would not let this fixed den be spared if they could not catch refugees and take revenge.Xiao Shan didn't want to cause any unnecessary trouble to his adoptive father and adoptive mother.

It is not the case if the plaque is destroyed by pretending to be an unknown mysterious person.This is the only shop in the city with a "Qin" signboard. If the signboard is broken, everyone will only blame it on the people who have nowhere to vent their anger.

But what to destroy? ?

dagger?The Qin family doesn't have any at all!

long sword?Not to mention!

long gun?You want to rebel!

gunpowder?Son, you are seriously ill, don't think about it, go home, wash and sleep!

After searching around, Xiao Shan found that the only tool he could take advantage of was an axe!But looking down at his little arms and legs, he felt that he had just helped Zhao Yuan dig a hole and buried someone, and the blood blisters on his hands were still covered with medicine. The plaque is such an impractical thing.

He lay on the bed and turned over again, realizing that personal power is indeed limited.He needs a helper!

Xiao Shan began to replay the people he knew in his head, and finally locked onto Zhang San——

First of all, he hated Qin Hui, and he would never object to his proposal; second, he was tall, and if he sat on his shoulders, the two of them could work together to remove the plaque.In the end, he has practiced martial arts for two years, and he is very strong. It is not difficult to split a door with an axe.

It's just that the confidentiality work must be done well, and the wind cannot be leaked.

Xiao Shan thought over and over in his mind, and carefully pondered over the whole plan, when to make a move, how to get the plaque, and how to act. When he felt that it was correct, he got up from the bed.

He was the only one in the room, and it was very convenient to come in and out. He deliberately picked out dark clothes, and after putting them on, he tiptoed secretly to the room where Zhang San was.

Zhang San is a clerk in the store, and he lives in the same room with two other clerks. Xiao Shan knows that he must be extra careful when he acts, not to disturb others.

The place where the two lived was not far away, about a hundred meters away, Xiao Shan sneaked all the way, stopped when he reached the door of the target room, and gently pushed with his hand.

To Xiao Shan's surprise, the guys didn't have the habit of locking the door when they slept, and it would open as soon as they were pushed.

He gently pushed the door open a crack, and looked inside first. It was dark inside, and there was no light on.It is snowing today, the sky is covered by dark clouds, and there will be no moonlight in the room. From his angle, he can only vaguely see the other two sleeping, but he cannot see whether Zhang San is fast asleep. It is because the angle of the bed where the other party is located is not good, and only half of the bed can be seen; the second is because the other party's bed is just in the darkest part of the whole room, so it is not easy to identify.

Xiao Shan first observed the crack of the door for a while, and then carefully listened to the sounds around him, but there was no sound of people around.At this time, he couldn't help but thank him that after time travelling, his hearing was still as sensitive as before.

After about 3 minutes, Xiao Shan made sure that the people inside were fast asleep, and then he pushed the door open a little bit, and sneaked into the room.

As soon as he entered the room, he lowered his body as much as possible and walked slowly towards Zhang San's bed.

During the time when he was close to Zhang San's bed, he had already thought of several different ways to wake him up without disturbing others.The first thing that flashed through Xiao Shan's mind was naturally what he learned in the army, first cover the opponent's mouth so that he could not make a sound.Then subdue the other party so that he cannot move, and after the other party wakes up, he will quietly explain the reason clearly to the other party.

But this method cannot be used, Zhang San's force value is higher than his own, Xiao Shan has no way to subdue the opponent without making a sound.

Several different plans were crossed in Xiao Shan's mind. When a person is awakened in a deep sleep, many behaviors are beyond the control of his brain, and more are some instinctive reactions. In case Zhang San is awakened Shouting "There are thieves!" in an instant is not good.

He finally decided to use the dream subconscious calling method.When a person is asleep, he is not ignorant of external things.His dreams, even in many cases, will change with the changes in the outside world.The simplest example is that when people hold back their urine, they always dream of looking for the toilet with their pants up.And the vast majority of people, if they hear someone else's speech in their dreams, will also compile the speech into their own dreams.As long as it is manipulated properly, when the person wakes up and hears or sees the same thing as in the dream, he will not realize that he is already awake, and will think that he is dreaming, so that the person will not have an instant Some instinctive reactions of being awakened.

When he made up his mind, Xiao Shan squatted and walked to Zhang San's bedside. As expected, the other party was sleeping soundly, with his mouth slightly open, and saliva dripping from the corner of his mouth.

Because there were two guys sleeping beside him, Xiao Shan didn't dare to make too much noise, but leaned close to his ear and whispered: "Third brother, third brother, someone outside came to smash the shop!"

Xiao Shan observed that Zhang San's eyeballs were moving rapidly, and he didn't know if he heard his own words in his dream.So Xiao Shan repeated it again.

Unexpectedly, Zhang San in his sleep yelled loudly: "Which bastard is looking for trouble again!?"

Xiao Shan never expected that an ordinary sentence would have such a great impact on Zhang San's dream. While Zhang San was drinking, Xiao Shan hurriedly lowered his body and pressed himself against the ground, fearing that someone would notice.

Zhang San's sleep talk was very loud, one of the guys was awakened by him, and said something in a daze: "It's so annoying to keep talking in sleep!" Then he fell asleep in a daze.

Xiao Shan estimated the time in his heart. People's dreams move and change very quickly. Many times, I feel that I have experienced thousands of years in my dreams and experienced various scenes. In fact, it is only 5 minutes in the real world.

He wants Zhang San to continue the same dream, so that he can wake up the other party as soon as possible and safely.

Xiao Shan silently counted the time in his heart, and after counting sixty times, he leaned next to Zhang San's ear again, and whispered: "Third brother, third brother, someone came to smash the shop outside, you go out and have a look!"

After saying this, Xiao Shan immediately lay down on the ground, really afraid that Zhang San would drink again.

But Zhang San just said the word "good" vaguely in his dream.

This time Xiao Shan counted for 30 seconds, and then said in Zhang San's ear: "Third brother, third brother, someone outside came to smash the store, you go out and have a look, don't disturb other people!"

After saying this, Xiao Shan observed the other party's eyeballs, Zhang San's eyeballs were moving very slowly, it seemed that he was about to wake up, and he stopped talking in his sleep.

Xiao Shan counted the time for about ten seconds, and said in Zhang San's ear for the last time: "Third brother, third brother, why don't you go? Don't wake others up!"

The voice fell, and two seconds later, Zhang San opened his eyes.

There was a trace of trance and confusion in Zhang San's eyes, Xiao Shan made a gesture of silence, Zhang San nodded in a daze, got up from the bed, walked out quietly, and closed the slightly open door before leaving , he thought he was dreaming, but this dream was more real.

Seeing that the other party went out without alarming anyone, Xiao Shan heaved a sigh of relief, and immediately followed Zhang San and went out.

Zhang San was walking in front of Xiao Shan, Xiao Shan saw him slap his forehead from behind, and heard him talking to himself: "Am I dreaming?"

Xiao Shan called from behind: "Third brother, I woke you up!"

Zhang San turned around, showing a confused look.

After Xiao Shan briefly explained his plan to him and why he wanted to wake him up, he invited him to do this signboard smashing thing with him.

Zhang San was completely awake at this time, he immediately shook his head: "No way! If my boss finds out, he will scold me! I was just scolded for letting you go out today, and I'm here to do this again!"

Xiao Shan said: "If you don't tell me, I won't tell you, it will be over in half an hour, and no one will know! Moreover, even if it's an accident, if my parents find out, they won't blame you. You can only say that you have done a good job. Didn’t you say that my father’s plan to change the block has been unsuccessful for more than half a year, or that there is no chance? And the words ‘Qin’s oil shop’ are a drag on our family!”

Zhang San's head was hot, he nodded and said: "Okay! This is considered a merit, and it will be spread later. Friends in the rivers and lakes will say that I also have face! If it is the door plaque of Qin Hui's house, I will be more serious." To save face, why don't we smash Qin Hui's family by the way?"

Xiao Shan looked at him a little weakly: "Forget about Qin Hui's family, let's not say that he lives far away, you have to run half a city; just say that the gatekeepers in his house are working day and night, you will definitely be arrested! , let's do this tonight, we must keep it a secret, and we can't tell anyone! Otherwise, it will cause a lot of trouble-if Qin Hui finds out that our Qin's oil shop despises him for deliberately changing the sign and changing the name, he will definitely attack Retaliation! Keep a low profile!"

Zhang San nodded. He obviously understood that this matter should not be known to others: everyone's surname is Qin, and the oil shop is a fixed family business. This matter should be spread to Qin Hui's ears. It's easy to kill an ant!

After the two whispered a few words, Zhang San quietly went to the firewood room to get an axe, and then climbed the wall again from the place where he climbed the wall during the day. Xiao Shan stepped on Zhang San's back and climbed up the wall. Jump over again.The two turned half a street and came to the front of the oil shop.

All the shops on the street were closed, occasionally there were a few dark shadows wandering around, sneaking around, and they didn't know what they were doing.

Xiao Shan and Zhang San hid in a corner, silently waiting for no one on the street before starting to act.

But there will always be people coming on the street, there are no shops open here, but there are more people than other places, Xiao Shan can't help but feel a little surprised.

But after only observing for a moment, he knew why there were always people here.

Some guy was holding a brush in his hand and writing on the door panel of the oil shop. Because it was dark, the words could not be seen, but judging from the direction the person moved the brush, it should be written with the words "shameless surnamed Qin".This is a group of people who love literary creation.

Some old men passed by and spit at the door to express their disgust. These are unqualified people.

Some directly inserted two daggers on the door panel, well, this is a group of people who have joined the underworld.

There are also people who love to abuse cats and throw dead cats at the door; there are also people who do not pay attention to hygiene to urinate at the door; there are even more superstitious and violent people yelling to kill, kill, kill...

It's just that there is no one in the crowd who wants to pull the signs.It seems that this place has become a punching bag for the general public's resentment towards Qin Hui. If the signboard is torn off, they will have to find a new punching bag for bullying. !

Seeing the actions of the general public, Xiao Shan felt lingering fears, complained for his adoptive father, but became more determined to change the signboard - if you don't change it quickly, it's not a big deal that a group of people will usher in parades every night!

Zhang San is still complaining: No way, why are there people all night?Are they not tired?With this spirit, why don't you go to Qin Hui's mansion to make trouble instead of coming here?

Xiao Shan felt extremely sympathetic to what happened to his godfather Qin Chong - he is stupid, rich, good-tempered, and has no backer.People love to vent their grievances, ah!