perfect crime

Clothes, clothes, clothes.

Han Muli subconsciously covered his shoulders, the two stars above did not belong to him, this dress is... is...

"It's mine." Xie Yi lowered his eyelids, his deep voice wafting into the air.

"Ah, ah...you, you, this is the relationship!" Lin Xiwu bit her finger and looked at the two of them ambiguously.

"No! No!" Han Muli quickly shook his head and explained, "Yesterday we went to eat, and the waiter accidentally knocked over the cup during the meal, and my police uniform..."

Very old-fashioned method, but it works.

"Yesterday, Mu Li and I were on the night shift. In order to catch up with attendance, I asked him to come to my house to change into a police uniform. The dirty ones were washed in the laundry room." Xie Yi recalled the scene at that time and said with a sigh, I'm afraid They have already been caught in the trap, "I rushed to the scene of the crime immediately after receiving the alarm in the early morning, about the clothes..."

"I seem to have seen this scene somewhere before." Wei Wuzhuang thought for a while, then looked at An Ye suddenly, "It turns out that the reason why the two policemen went to eat and dirty their clothes is because of this!"

It is one of the plots that Yasuno wrote in the novel... He intends to introduce the final method of crime with as detailed a description as possible, giving readers a seemingly unexpected but reasonable exclamation effect.But the murderer figured out what he didn't write from his words, saw through his tricks and put them into practice.

"Damn it." Anno muttered softly.Facing the approaching provocation, his preparations for the battle were so poor that he didn't even know that the murderer had used his ideas so many times, so he was completely kept in the dark.He, who has always regarded himself as calm, is inevitably a little impatient at the moment. No one likes the feeling of being used, especially if he is used to do things that are outrageous!

"Life is alive, nine out of ten times, it's not what you want." Lin Xiwu patted An Ye's shoulder, showing a smug smile, "Don't worry about it, young man, wouldn't it be good if you beat him? Don't worry, sister will help you out!"

"Sister?" Anye looked at Lin Xiwu strangely, in bewilderment.

"Yes, Miss Xiwu." Lin Xiwu said with a smile.

"Yo Xiwu sister, I haven't seen you for a few days, and you're plump again." A man dressed in fancy avant-garde appeared at the door. He raised his eyebrows with a half smile, and raised his hand to blow a kiss when his eyes glanced at An Ye, "Sister Xiao Ye, everything Is everything going well?"

"Lu Qiaohe." Lin Xiwu gritted his teeth coldly.That person is like a light bulb, it can light up anywhere!

"Is your name Xiaoye sister? If you change your name, don't let me know." Lu Qiaohe strode slowly, with a naughty smile that seemed a bit aggressive.

"Get lost." Lin Xiwu was too lazy to argue with him, and walked to Han Muli and Xie Yi, keeping a certain distance from Lu Qiaohe.Idiots are contagious, stay away, stay away!The farther the better!

"Why are you here? Where is Zongzheng?" Anno was surprised by Lu Qiaohe's appearance.Zong Zhengzheng expected that their car would be stopped by the Nanling police. He and Lu Qiaohe entered the Nanling police watch list early. The absence of either of them would arouse suspicion.So he put An Ye down at the previous intersection and let him act alone.

"Hefei Zombie is drinking coffee." Lu Qiaohe's short answer gently subdued the turbulent dark waves in it.

——Minister's Order: Don't say a word too much.

Otherwise, a [-]-word report.

Lu Qiaohe said that he is a good employee, and he will bow to Zhengyi and die, and he will go through fire and water without hesitation!

"Pfft, Brother Yi must have threatened you with a report." Lin Xiwu laughed out loud, overjoyed.

"I..." Lu Qiaohe's eyes widened.

"Hey, Lu Lu, why are you here?" Wei Wuzhuang came out of the bathroom, holding something in his hand.

"What is this?" Lin Xiwu leaned over curiously, "Oh, what does it smell like!" She covered her nose and backed away, retreating into a corner as if she had seen a ghost.

"Don't open it." Yasuno probably knew what was inside, "Take it back."

"Uh... isn't it used as evidence?" Wei Wuzhuang shook his hands, and along the piece of cloth, drops of blood oozed out, which was fishy and smelly.

"Where did you find it?" Lu Qiaohe asked with a frown.

"The water storage tank of the toilet." Wei Wuzhuang is very good at digging things, he has a good nose, and he can know where the secret is hiding by sniffing.

"Pervert." Lu Qiaohe sighed.He has been dealing with these psychopaths all these years, but every time he sees their methods of committing crimes, he still finds it incredible.Endless imaginations, endless tricks, never knowing what they're thinking...it's amazing.

"It seems that he doesn't like human internal organs." Wei Wuzhuang remembered that in An Ye's novel, the murderer suffered from bloodthirsty and ate human internal organs.

Therefore, the reality and the novel cannot be completely matched, even if the method of committing the crime is similar, no matter how clever the criminal murderer is, what cannot be done is simply impossible...

"I suggest we start profiling." Lu Qiaohe raised his hand and suggested.

"He's educated, and he's a smart lunatic." Yasuno murmured, staring at the blood-dripping cloth.The lack of anti-human behavior shows that he still has humanity, that is to say, at least he once had the experience of living in a normal social group, and there are strong constraints controlling his thoughts.This kind of strong restraint may come from parents, teachers, and friends. Whether he admits it or not, those people subtly affect his growth.

"Psychopathic, schizophrenic, maybe suffering from paranoia, mania, etc... He can't control his desire to destroy." Lin Xiwu looked at the large bloodstains on the ground, shook his head and sighed.

"But why is it a novel by Sister Ono?" Wei Wuzhuang went straight to the point, "There are many detective novels, and there are also many suspense novels. With so many novels, why did he fall in love with "Perfect Crime" by Sister Ono? Ah, of course I am not. It’s said that Sister Ono’s writing is not good, but the novel is good, very good! Really, it’s better than real gold!” His face was flushed, and he looked funny and cute scratching his ears and cheeks.

"Fool, there are always some diehard fans, who accidentally become perverted, thinking that the novel he wrote is reality, imagine himself as the protagonist, and indulge in violence." Lu Qiaohe shrugged, "Sister Xiaoye's novel just gave him an excuse , a channel to vent, even if there is no "Perfect Crime" today, there will be a complete crime, a complete crime, and everyone will commit a crime together..."

"Hey..." Lin Xiwu gave Lu Qiaohe a blank look.

"Ahem, I mean, this has nothing to do with Miss Ono." Lu Qiaohe looked at Anye affectionately.

"Zhuang Zhuang... Well, can I call you Zhuang Zhuang?" An Ye blushed, he heard Zong Zhengyi and Lu Qiaohe call Wei Wuzhuang that, and subconsciously blurted out.

"Yes, yes." Wei Wuzhuang replied with a soft and ethereal voice, which nearly knocked him out of his wits.

An Ye's flushed face was in stark contrast to his usual indifferent temperament, which made people slightly surprised.Only then did everyone remember that the thin young man in front of him was only 22 years old.

"Well... sorry Lu Qiaohe, Zhuang Zhuang's intuition is very accurate, it is indeed because of my relationship." Anye wanted to clarify the information provided by Zong Zhengyi, which is very important for profiling, and it is even enough to rewrite the character of the criminal.

"Ah?" Lu Qiaohe stared blankly.

"Well, so..." Yasuno was about to tell the whole story.

"Why do you call him Zhuangzhuang, and call me Lu Qiaohe?" He was angry. Is this a name that discriminates against him or a person who discriminates against him?Why is it the same three words, but Zhuangzhuang can be treated specially?

"Let me tell you, can you do something serious!" Lin Xiwu nearly roared angrily, "Don't disturb our train of thought with nonsense when profiling!"

Ouch.Lu Qiaohe covered his ears and pretended to be shocked: "I don't know whose roar from the Hedong lion interrupted our train of thought."

"He you M...sister!" Lin Xiwu forcibly twisted the a pronunciation into an ei pronunciation, changing the first tone to the fourth tone.

"Be honest, don't pretend, you don't look like a woman from head to toe." Lu Qiaohe chuckled disdainfully. Lin Xiwu still expects to impress Anye with the image of a good girl?Oh lol, don't be such a fool, okay?

"Looks like a woman?" Lin Xi was amused, "Are my breasts fake?"

"Who knows if it's fake." Lu Qiaohe smiled strangely, "Don't you love minimally invasive surgery?"

"I C... Okay, the breasts are fake, what about the hair? Can the hair be fake too?" Said she doesn't look like a woman?Blind his dog eyes!

"It's not uncommon for men to have long hair." Lu Qiaohe just refused to admit that Lin Xiwu was a woman.

"I wear high heels!"

"Ladyboys wear it, so do puppet girls."

"You're so poisonous!" Lin Xiwu found out that she really couldn't fight Lu Qiaohe, and her fighting power in front of him was scum!

"Thanks for the compliment." Lu Qiaohe thought it was a compliment.

"Are you... finished?" Anno looked at them uncertainly.

"Well, you can do it anytime, no problem." Lu Qiaohe smiled triumphantly, "If you want me to stop, I'll just..."

"Listen to what people say, you bastard!" An Ye grabbed Wei Wuzhuang's shoulder bag and threw it on Lu Qiaohe's face, like a sack covering his handsome face from the front.

He doesn't hate unscrupulous people, but he will never tolerate those who delay the serious business because of being unscrupulous.

"Hiss." Lin Xiwu and Wei Wuzhuang gasped at the same time, what Lu Qiaohe cared most about was his face, and An Ye actually, actually slapped him with his clothes!

"Pfft..." Lu Qiaohe took off his clothes and threw them back to Wei Wuzhuang, and laughed to himself, "Hahaha..." There were two red marks on his handsome face, like the marks left by a cat's claws... You can see that Anno How hard a leaf is.

"Is he stupid?" Lin Xiwu asked quietly.

Wei Wuzhuang came over with his ear: "Lu Lu... is he okay?"

"Who knows...he'd better be busy." Lin Xiwu didn't forget to add insult to injury.

"You are so special and interesting." Lu Qiaohe suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed An Ye's shoulder and pulled it towards him, his eyelids drooped slightly, and there was sparkle in his eyes.

Just when Lin Xiwu and Wei Wuzhuang thought that An Ye was about to be kissed, he suddenly reached out his hand, pinched Lu Qiaohe's chin and pushed it upwards, turning his head slightly, perfectly avoiding Lu Qiaohe's surprise attack.

"If you don't take it seriously, I'll throw you out." An Ye's low-pitched threat brushed against Lu Qiaohe's ears, and he was the only one who signed for it.

Remember, there is no girl in the world who is easy to mess with.