The two and a half days of waiting for the start of the game passed fairly peacefully, but there was a small conflict with the US team in the middle.

It was the night when the Chinese team players came to Vancouver. The nine players went to the first floor of the hotel to have dinner together. Coincidentally, they met the American team again.

Zhou Chengzhi had a lot of complaints about the high-ranking Yankees. After seeing them, he said to the people around him in Chinese in a very bad tone: "It's really a narrow road for enemies."

Of course, the Americans couldn't understand what he was saying, but they could tell from his expression that it was not a good word, and his face immediately turned ugly.

But everyone is a civilized person, Zhou Chengzhi didn't put ugly words on the table, and the Americans naturally wouldn't put ugly faces on the table. The two teams met and shook hands very friendly.

The hotel has been booked by the organizer, and only the contestants of the show are dining in the restaurant on the first floor.

Because there are Asian countries participating in the competition, the restaurant also specially prepared Asian specialties, including Chinese dishes. The bowl of water can be said to be very flat.

It's a pity that the cook is still an American chef, and the cooking is really not very delicious.

A few players from the Chinese team ordered steamed buns and noodles, and they ate half of the buns because they were too unpalatable, so they ate some pasta instead.

They took chopsticks before, and they continued to eat with chopsticks very easily.

I don't know where the Americans laughed when they picked up noodles with chopsticks. Since those players picked up chopsticks to eat pasta, the US team has been laughing.

Some people even imitated their gestures of grabbing chopsticks, and their hands twitched as if they were suffering from epilepsy.

The contestants who ate noodles with chopsticks immediately became unhappy, and one of them stood up and asked them, "Is it that funny?"

The American team replied: "I have never seen anyone eating noodles like this in real life. I think it is interesting, so I will learn from it."

"Why are you Chinese so stingy, you are allowed to learn Western table manners, and we can learn to use your two little sticks?"

If they were really serious about learning to use chopsticks because they were interested, everyone would be happy, but they laughed and twitched their hands to learn to grasp chopsticks, which was full of malice and made people very uncomfortable.

However, this reason people use is still hard to find fault with.

In addition, the mentor repeatedly told them not to cause trouble outside, and be careful of being maliciously captured by the media, so the few had no choice but to endure their anger.

Just when a few people were ready to continue eating with their stomachs full of anger, Lu Yan suddenly got up and asked the waiter for ten pairs of chopsticks.

He went straight to the dining table of the American team next door, put his chopsticks in front of the nine players, and sat down firmly on the empty seat.

Amid the bewildered faces of the nine people, Lu Yan smiled softly and said to them, "Since you are all interested in using chopsticks, why don't I teach you."

The nine people looked at each other, and the curly blonde smiled awkwardly, "Little beauty, just learn to use chopsticks, we are just interested, just imitate it casually."

Lu Yan's smile remained unchanged, "Interest is the best teacher for human beings. If you are interested, you have to learn. Come, come, let me teach you."

As he said that, he grabbed the chopsticks and gestured, and practically used the chopsticks to pick up a piece of barbecued meat and put it on the plate.

"This..." Curly Blonde said, "It's really unnecessary, we're not interested now."

Lu Yan's smile subsided slightly, "I was interested one second, but not the next second. Are you Americans so enthusiastic about things for 3 minutes?"

"Now it's a 3-minute passion for chopsticks. Then when it comes to marriage in the future, you must be so passionate about it for 3 minutes."

"To be able to give birth to a person with a 3-minute enthusiasm like you, your parents must also be a 3-minute enthusiasm person."

"Your parents are the kind of people who like something one second and don't like it the next second. Maybe they have cheated a long time ago."

"My God, I suggest you go home and test the DNA of your brothers and sisters, maybe none of your brothers and sisters are relatives."

"By the way, let's check the whereabouts of your parents by the way. It's best to ask a private detective or something. Maybe you can find out the romantic affairs of the previous generation in your family by accident."

Such a series of nonsense derivations caused a bad-tempered white hair in the American team to slap the table and get up, cursing: "What are you talking about? Your parents cheated, and your brothers and sisters are not biological!"

"What's wrong with me? I'm making a reasonable inference." Lu Yan looked innocent, "I'm called small to show big. I deduce what you may do in the future from a small thing you do. Is there a problem?"

"Of course there is a problem!" Bai Mao scolded: "You are messing around!"

"Where is the nonsense? Oh——" Lu Yan made a face of sudden understanding, "So I misunderstood, you are not a 3-minute hot person, right?"

Bai Mao said without thinking, "Of course."

"That's it, I should have said it earlier." Lu Yan said with an expression of 'I'm misunderstanding you because you didn't make it clear', "Since you are not the kind of people who are hot for 3 minutes, it means that you are still interested in chopsticks. Interested, right?"

Baimao: "?"

Baimao: "Why are we not 3-minute hot people, or interested in chopsticks?"

"Because you just said that you are interested in chopsticks. Since it is not a 3-minute popularity, you must still be interested in it now."

Baimao: "..."

The nine people at the table looked at each other, and they all saw question marks in each other's eyes.

What is the logic?

Lu Yan continued on his own, "Since you are interested, we Chinese are very generous. Come on, let me teach you. The first step is to pick up the chopsticks."

Bai Mao snorted lightly, "Are you not very smart? Anyone who likes to learn will learn. Anyway, I don't learn."

Hearing this, Lu Yan looked at him with sympathetic eyes immediately, "You can't have an underdeveloped cerebellum, you can't learn it."

"Huh—a man with an underdeveloped cerebellum, then you don't have a girlfriend."

Bai Mao was angry, "You are so fucking sick! If I don't learn how to use chopsticks, is it because my cerebellum is underdeveloped?"

The blond curly hair was afraid that there would be a conflict, so he quickly grabbed him, "Jenil! Calm down, don't conflict with others."

Jenier dragged the chair forward heavily, "He got sick first, how can you blame me."

Lu Yan looked at him strangely, "You are interested in chopsticks, but you still don't want to learn them after I take the initiative to teach you. I really can't find any other reason except that you can't learn them."

"Who the hell told you that I'm interested in that broken chopstick?"

"You just said it yourself."

"Then I'm not interested now, okay?"

"Ah! Sure enough, you are the kind of people who are hot for 3 minutes, so you must be very disloyal to your marriage. I suggest you go back and test the DNA of your brothers and sisters, and then find a private investigator. Maybe you can accept your parents. romance."

Jeniel: "..."

It seems to be stuck in some strange endless loop.

Edison with golden curly hair was afraid that this cycle would continue, the two would fight sooner or later, so he hurried out to smooth things over, "Okay, okay, since Chinese friends are willing to teach us how to use chopsticks, it must be the best, let's learn a little study."

After finishing speaking, he didn't care what the others did, he picked up his chopsticks and followed Lu Yan's movements.

Lu Yan nodded in satisfaction, "What about the others?"

Edison should have the right to speak in the team. He picked up the chopsticks. Although the others were reluctant, they followed suit.

Then... Lu Yan began to talk about the origin of chopsticks.

When it comes to the origin, we have to talk about history, so Lu Yan gave a Chinese history lesson to the nine members of the US team in one meal.

For an entire hour, several members of the American team were forced to listen to the 5000 years of China, which they were not interested in at all, and they almost vomited.

However, Lu Yan didn't let them go. Once someone was distracted or didn't want to listen, Lu Yan would gossip and ask them to test the DNA of their brothers and sisters. If the words were ugly, they would point their noses and scold your previous generation for being a mess. Got it.

There are so many people in the hotel, from all over the world, if they shake their faces first, they may not know what the media will write. In order to make a good surface, the US team can only listen.

China has a long history, let alone an hour, a day and a night can't finish it, but he kept talking, and his throat was dry, so he had to stop after talking for almost an hour.

After the meal, although the two teams still shook hands and smiled friendly on the surface, they both knew in their hearts that the relationship was over.

When they left the restaurant, the Chinese team laughed like crazy. Is it okay to forcibly export culture?The faces of those Yankees almost turned green when they heard about history.

After returning to the room, Lu Yan took a shower, turned on his phone, and found that Yan Gao had sent him a message.

[Gao Lego: Look at Weibo!You are red! 】

Lu Yan opened Weibo, and saw that the headline was #Lu Yanforced Culture Output#.

Clicking on the entry, I found that the person who posted on Weibo was one of the three tutors, Professor Wang from Tsinghua University.

[Tsinghua Pharaoh: In the hotel restaurant, a few boys from the US team laughed at us for using chopsticks, and the kids in the team went to give them a history lesson [laughs]] A 25-minute video is attached below.

Judging from the shooting angle of the video, Lu Yan guessed that Zhou Zhicheng should have filmed it, starting from the moment he handed out the chopsticks.

Zhou Zhicheng's original intention of making this video was that if Lu Yan had a conflict with them, the video could be used as evidence to prove that they were not the ones who started the trouble.

Unexpectedly, the evidence was not produced, but it was used to post on Weibo.

At the very beginning of the video, Lu Yan was talking nonsense, and several members of the American team were speechless, so they had to pick up chopsticks, and then Lu Yan started talking about Chinese history from Yandi Huangdi Chiyou.

He speaks fluent English, and he can speak many proper nouns, historical terms, geographical terms, and some tutors who read English literature every day have to look up the dictionary to know what he is talking about.

Zhou Zhicheng's video is edited and accompanied by explanations. For example, when the progress of the video jumps, words such as 'I haven't finished talking', 'I'm still talking', 'I'm tired of listening' will appear on the screen.

Whether it is the "Genius with High IQ" International Competition or that Professor Wang, they are all attracting attention. As soon as this Weibo was posted, netizens exploded in an instant.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I’m laughing like crazy, messing around with No.1, DNA test warning】【Looking at the expressions of those Yankees, they look like me in high math class】【American: Who am I?where am iWhat are you doing now?So how do you use chopsticks? 】【Ah no, am I the only one who noticed Lu Yan's spoken language?This pronunciation, this speed of speech, people who are English majors can't match] [upstairs!I noticed that too!The most amazing thing is that he has been talking all the time, without looking through the dictionary, he said the names of the emperors of various dynasties, the names of geographical locations, and the names of dishes similar to braised pork. You must know that not all names can be translated into pinyin. ! 】【The best thing is that he translated a poem on the spot!He translated "Kate" in "Book of Songs"!This song is very small!There are very few people who can recite Chinese, let alone understand the meaning and translate it into English. I don’t know whether to shock him in classical Chinese or in English or in history] Because of this video, the most popular search list about Lu Yan The second and third entries are also slowly coming up.

#Lu Yan English is absolutely perfect#

#Lu Yan really only has a junior high school education? #

After eating his own melon, Lu Yan put down his phone and couldn't help laughing.

He just didn't like being bullied, so he went to add trouble to the Americans. He didn't expect to stir up such a level of discussion. This is really an unexpected gain.

The discussion about Lu Yan continued on Weibo for two days, and then came the first round of the "Genius with High IQ" international competition.

There are a total of twelve countries participating in the international competition. Each country has nine people participating, and the nine people are divided into three groups, abc and three people in each group.

The competition lasted for two days, divided into preliminary rounds and semi-finals. The preliminary rounds were on the first day and the semi-finals were on the second day.

The twelve countries are divided into three competition groups, and the preliminary round is a competition between the four countries in each competition group.

The preliminary competition adopts a point system. Each of the four countries draws a group, and these four groups compete. The points of the three members of the group are accumulated, and the country with the highest score wins.

To give a simple example, if China, South Korea, Germany, and the United Kingdom are assigned to a match group, China draws a lottery to play in group a, South Korea draws a lottery to play in group b, Germany draws a lottery to play in group c, and the United Kingdom draws to play in group a, then Twelve people from China a, South Korea b, Germany c, and Britain a competed.

Twelve people take turns to play, and everyone will get corresponding points. The sum of the three people's points in each country is their total points.

The one with the highest total points will pass the preliminary round.

Such a rule requires that the level of players from participating countries must be uniform, because the teams drawn are all random. If a player with a poor level happens to be drawn, then this country will definitely be eliminated.

In order to pass the preliminary competition, the participating countries strictly demand each contestant.

The countries that pass the preliminary round can participate in the semi-finals, and the semi-finals still adopt the points system.

The rematch requires all nine players from a country to compete, and the country with the highest total points of the nine players will be the final winner.

In the event of a tie after the points are added, extra time will start.

Overtime is not an extension of time in the traditional sense, but two players from each country will take turns to answer the questions. The questions are random, and the person with the most points will win.

On the day of the competition, the country's group draws were held first. Lu Yan was lucky to be drawn into a group with Yan Gao and Zhou Chengzhi, who had the best relationship.

The three of them are group b.

The contestants are divided into groups, which is the group draw. The Chinese team is drawn into a group with the South Korean team, the Japanese team and the British team.

They are all in Group A.

In the end, the team was randomly selected for the match, and they did whatever they wanted. Lu Yan hoped that he would be drawn in the preliminary round, but he was indeed drawn.

Thus, Lu Yan, Yan Gao, and Zhou Chengzhi stepped onto the field carrying the hopes of the whole team.

Group A preliminary competition items.

Three-dimensional expansion.

The author has something to say: It’s finally time for the international competition. The rules are my own. My brain is limited, so I can only come up with relatively simple rules. I will try my best to describe it clearly. If it is not clear... I will change it. change orz

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