Confessed to the enemy in front of the whole school

In the opening ceremony of the sports meeting in one week, Long Shanhai gave them half an hour in the last class every afternoon to practice walking in the right step and prepare for interesting sports.

The opening ceremony of the sports meeting is always a time when each class has its own unique tricks and attracts attention crazily.

Tang Miaogui had the most ideas. After discussing with the Sports Committee and the Art Committee, it was decided that their class would play "Hou Yi Shooting the Sun" this time.

"When everyone walks to the rostrum, they automatically change formations and face the rostrum! Surround our 'Houyi' in the middle, and the students in front remember to squat down. The students who are in charge of holding the 'sun' immediately lift the 'sun' Get up. 'Hou Yi' is holding this bow and arrow,"

Tang Miao danced and said to everyone. Speaking of this, he raised a bow and arrow to show, "This is it!" Hou Yi took this and shot the 'sun'—slap! 'Sun' was shot, and the classmate who took 'sun' Let go immediately! The 'Sun' naturally fell into the hands of 'Hou Yi'! Then we changed formation again and walked out with 'Sun'!"

Tang Miao spoke very excitedly.

Everyone in the first class looked at the toy bow and arrow with a small plastic suction cup and the gleaming 'sun' with the two big characters of "gold medal" on it, and fell into a long silence.

Sensing everyone's attention, Tang Miao was very satisfied, "That's right! Our 'sun' this time is the gold medal! That's why this story is called, A Class Shooting Gold! It means that our class is facing the gold medal, and it's easy to get!"

A group of people: "..."

Although everyone felt that this performance was too sandy and there was a slight resistance, but when they learned that other classes performed such as "Plants vs. became acceptable.

In order to bring out the ancient, primitive and mysterious atmosphere of "Shooting the Sun", a batch of class uniforms were uniformly customized with class fees.

In the end, it was determined that there are two types of class uniforms.

One is a sleeveless top made of coarse cloth, with only one shoulder, and the other half of the shoulder is exposed.Wear a straw garland on your head.This part of the people plays primitive people.Because it is difficult to realize the idea of ​​letting everyone wear animal skin skirts shirtless, they had to resort to this method.

The other is a snow-white suit with fine fluff on the outside, and a matching rabbit ear hat.

It is the kind of two long claws hanging down from the bottom. When you pinch the claws, the rabbit's ears will stand up.

The response to the primitive suit was mediocre, but when they saw this rabbit suit, the whole class was blown up.

"It's cute!" Tang Miao gestured to everyone with a sample dress, very proud, "The one who wears this dress will play the role of a bunny. This way there will be a primitive and natural atmosphere. Our preliminary plan now is that boys will wear primitive costumes, and girls will wear primitive costumes." Wear a bunny costume."

Because it is not convenient for girls to wear clothes with one shoulder exposed.Otherwise, Tang Miao's original idea was to let boys pretend to be rabbits.That's the only way to see it.

The plan was like this, but in the end, the number of girls in the class was 8 fewer than the boys.

As a result, the ratio of humans and rabbits is seriously out of balance.

"Then there is something wrong with the ecology of this primitive environment!" Tang Miao felt that this would not work.

The remedy plan came out soon - two boys were drawn to pretend to be rabbits.

In this way, the difference between the human and the rabbit will be reduced to 4, and visually, the difference will not be that big.

So Tang Miao made a moving picture of the names of all the boys in class [-] flashing by himself, and then took a screenshot to decide who to choose.

Watching Tang Miao fiddling with his phone under the projection, and preparing to take a screenshot for everyone to see, Yu Cen found out strangely, why are the boys in his class so...excited?

The eyes are shining, like a wolf like a tiger.

Yu Cen was shocked, "What are they excited about?"

Wen Xuze heard in the back row, "A group of rough guys pretending to be cute and loving little rabbits, think about that scene, tsk, it's exciting."

"??" Yu Cen couldn't believe his ears, "Do you want to go?"

Wen Xuze: "I don't want to. I want to see other people's jokes more. But if you really get me, go, anyway, let's just play, it's so fun."

"..." Yu Cen felt in a daze that he couldn't fit into this class suddenly.

Is there something wrong with me?

Is it because I'm not perverted enough?

Originally, I thought Tang Miao came up with this method because she was worried that everyone would reject her and would not want to pretend to be a rabbit, but now...

Is it because they are afraid that they will grab and fight? ?

Tang Miao had already posed on the podium, opened the picture, and Tang Miao said, "Okay! I'll count to three, two and one, and start taking screenshots! It's agreed, whoever gets the screenshot will be the one!"

"three--"

"two--"

"one!"

With a swipe of his finger, Tang Miao cut a piece.

"Ko! I see Kuo! It can't be Ma Kuo, hahahahaha!"

Tang Miao manipulated to look at the picture that was cut just now.Yu Cen could feel it, the boys in his class were already looking forward to it, ready to burst into laughter.

Sure enough, those who are close to the ink must be black.

Yu Cen didn't care who would play the rabbit or not, but now he's getting excited, and there's also a hint of secret anticipation mixed in.

The picture was called up, with two large characters on it: Ma Kuo.

A class of students was silent for two seconds, and then burst into laughter.

"Grass, it really is Brother Kuo hahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahaha, this must be the fattest rabbit ever!"

"Imagine a nearly 200-pound rabbit bouncing around on the grass in the sun..."

"Sorry, I have never seen this scene before!"

……

Ma Kuo was the tallest and biggest boy in his class, as strong as a bear.Now he is going to put on a pure white rabbit suit and a hat with rabbit ears to play the role of a bunny.

A group of boys who have no integrity and no lower limit are already laughing like crazy.

Yu Cen turned his head and glanced at Ma Kuo, but couldn't hold back after all, and covered his mouth and smiled.

Ma Kuo was also stunned when he found out that it was him. He spread his hands helplessly and asked Tang Miao, "Can the store make a rabbit suit of my size? I weighed it yesterday and my weight finally broke through 200."

Tang Miao smiled the happiest on the podium, and waved to Ma Kuo when he heard the words, "Don't worry, Brother Kuo! If this shop can't do it, I'll find another shop for you! If it doesn't work, I'll sew it for you myself, and I will definitely do it for you too." Make a set!"

As Tang Miao said, he set up his position for the second time, "It's the second time, come on, let's see what surprises we have..."

As he said, "click" to take a screenshot.

"Who is so and so? It was shaking too fast, and I didn't see a word this time."

"Hurry up, Tang Miao!"

"With Kuo Zhuyu in front, I don't think anyone will be funnier than him this time hahahahaha!"

Hearing everyone's yelling, Tang Miao kept moving his hands, and looked up at the boy who yelled the loudest, "Don't laugh, maybe it's you who laughs the most."

"Okay! Come on! Be happy!" The boy was so sloppy that he almost twisted.

Everyone laughed wildly while ridiculing him for being shameless, and the scene got out of control for a while.

They made a fuss as if they were going to knock over the roof of the house, until they saw the newly intercepted name on Tang Miao's phone, and the atmosphere seemed to be suddenly hit by cold air, and it took a sharp turn for tens of thousands of miles.

Everyone stared at the projection for several seconds, then turned their heads suddenly and looked at the corner of the classroom.

Seeing that no one was there, the collective breathed a sigh of relief.

"I didn't expect that someone could beat Brother Kuo."

"Guan Shen knows that he really won't blow up?"

After a while, someone suggested in a low voice: "Guan Shen is not here, why don't we do it again secretly? Don't let him know."

"But I want to see Guan Shen in a rabbit costume and ears, looking cute."

"One thing to say, I want to see it too."

"I also want to see."

"I also."

……

When Guan Zhiya came back from the outside, he saw his name hanging on the projection.Everyone turned their heads to look at him in unison, with an inexplicable excitement in their eyes.

Guan Zhiya understood a lot in his heart.

Returning to his seat, Guan Zhiya asked Yu Cen, "I'm pretending to be a rabbit?"

Yu Cen was in a complicated mood: "Hmm..."

Although I feel that Guan Zhiya may not want to do it, but when I think of his cute appearance in a bunny's clothes...

Yu Cen couldn't deny it, and he really wanted to see it.

On the podium, Tang Miao hadn't put away his mobile phone yet, and said hesitantly, "Guan Shen...that..."

Guan Zhiya looked away from Yu Cen's face and looked at the podium, "Yes."

Neither Tang Miao nor the others expected him to agree so simply, and they didn't react for a while.

Tang Miao was the first to come back to his senses, fearing that Guan Zhiya would go back on his word, and immediately made a decision, "OK, that's the decision! At that time, Brother Guan Shenkuo and the girls will play rabbits together! Rabbits remember to hop around and sell! Be cute, liven up the atmosphere!"

He could already predict how eye-catching Guan Zhiya would be in a rabbit suit, and the girls would go crazy.

At that time, if he doesn't walk in the queue, he must go to the rostrum and take a complete picture of this scene.

Tang Miao continued to explain the details to everyone, and the atmosphere in the class became hot again.

The matter is a foregone conclusion, and Yu Cen is looking forward to it.But I'm sorry to be so obvious.

Turning his head to see Guan Zhiya sitting there with a blank expression on his face, Yu Cen raised his hand and patted Guan Zhiya's shoulder out of friendship and care for his classmates, "It's okay, the opening ceremony will be in the queue for ten minutes, and it will be over soon Yes, you can do it!"

Guan Zhiya looked back at him, paused for a few seconds, "Laugh if you want to, don't hold back."

Yu Cen forced himself to flatten the corners of his mouth and pursed his lips, "No, don't laugh, it's not funny. Tang Miao is too ruthless, how can this be done."

Guan Zhiya: "You almost wrote the word "want to see" on your face just now."

Yu Cen shook his head and firmly denied: "I'm not me without you, don't blame me."

Three days later, their customized class uniforms arrived.

After distributing to everyone's hands, Yu Cen unwrapped his wreath to have a look, the texture was much better than he imagined, it turned out to be flowers and real grass.

Guan Zhiya got the rabbit clothes and put them aside without even looking at them.The rabbit ear hat took a look, and then threw it there too.

Yu Cen glanced at him, "Aren't you going to open it and take a look?"

Guan Zhiya: "No."

It seems that although he accepted it, he was still a little repelled in his heart.

Qi Xinxin and Liu Wan in the front row had already taken apart the rabbit ear hats and started playing with them.

There is an air bag in the lower paw, which inflates when the upper ear is pinched.

Really cute.

Yu Cen felt itchy when he saw the two of them pinching back and forth, "That hat, can you..."

Before Yu Cen finished speaking, a claw was handed to Yu Cen's hand.

"Pinch this."

Yu Cen was startled, subconsciously took it and held it in his hand.

Turning his head to see Guan Zhiya put on that hat at some point.

Yu Cen was stunned, and with a light squeeze on his hand, one of the rabbit ears on Guan Zhiya's head stood up.

The author has something to say: You can pinch my ears, not others.

Life is not easy, close the show.

Bowing, make up for the update that should have been last night.