Mars trainee

Xu Luyang felt that the entertainment industry was not suitable for him.

When he entered the industry, he acted as a supporting actor in his first film, and won a very powerful film festival award, and his debut was the pinnacle.

From then on, he has been acting as a supporting actor and won awards every time, but he has never been a leading actor in his life, which is quite sad.

The reason is that the director felt that Xu Luyang's face could not support the traffic of the male number one. To be honest, he was too bad-looking.

How bad is it? Every time there is an scandal with a female celebrity, saying that the two got together and then broke up, others will mistakenly think that he kicked the person, and it is true that he changed his girlfriend's clothes, what a scumbag Real hammer.

There are rumors in the entertainment industry that Xu Luyang loves to have threesomes with actresses, and he has unspoken rules for many fair-skinned and beautiful women with big breasts and long legs.

"So what actually?"

"Actually, I don't fucking like women." Xu Luyang sat in the bar with his friends and drank a glass of wine. It's called 'Xu Luyang has no partner', they have been urging marriage in the group all day long, introducing all kinds of beauties to me."

"Then you don't have something to look at?"

"I look at the fart, one is better than the other." Xu Luyang shook his head, "It's suffocating."

"Then what do you like? How about a buddy introduce you?" Lin Shen raised his eyebrows at him.

Xu Luyang raised the corners of his lips, patted his thigh, and said with a smirk: "My buddy likes what you hang on, come on, baby."

As if disgusted, Lin Shen pushed him violently, and sat half a meter away from him, "You're gay, don't be gay to me."

Lin Shen is a senior straight man in the industry, and he calls himself a titanium alloy steel pipe.

"I'm joking with you, it scares you." Xu Luyang tapped his fingers rhythmically back and forth on the armrest of the sofa, "Lin Shen, do you know that there is a saying called homophobia means deep closet? Look how scared you are." It looks like a big, deep cabinet."

"Fuck off, I can't accept a man's fuck/my fart/eyes." Lin Shen looked bitter and bitter, as if recalling a time when he was almost forcibly bent.

Lin Shen looks upright, with red roots.

It is true that many gold masters in the circle liked him, wanted to unspokenly rule Lin Shen, and offered very attractive conditions, but it was a pity that Lin Shen was outspoken and refused straight away.

Even if he dies, this peerless vegetable will die in the hands of the little girl.

Xu Luyang told him from the beginning that he was a crook, and asked him why he still wanted to be friends with him?Aren't you afraid that one day your beast will become violent and you will rape him?

Lin Shen said he was not afraid, because your chicken is too short.

This immediately touched on Xu Luyang's sore spot, which was his natural flaw, and there was no way to make up for it.This shortcoming can only be covered up by continuous use of superb technology in the later stage.

As the name 1 in the circle, Xu Luyang has a nickname called Silkworm Chrysalis Male God.

What he said was that his stuff was like a silkworm chrysalis, but it was not that exaggerated at all, so it seriously hurt Xu Yingdi's self-esteem.

So later, actor Xu simply gave up trying to restore his personal image, and made up a story to blackmail himself: "Actually, do you know that I used to be 18 centimeters, but unfortunately when I was young, I was in a car accident and was broken. The doctor cut it for me. It dropped ten centimeters, and then it became what it is now."

Fortunately, he has a basic principle, which is to never get involved with people in the circle, otherwise he will be laughed to death.

Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, Lin Shen brought Xu Luyang to the bar to play, he thought that no one would recognize the two of them, after all, they were both wearing peaked caps, and the lights in the bar were dim.

However, the two were still recognized by the enthusiastic crowd.

The man pulled Xu Luyang by the corner of his clothes to prevent him from leaving, recalled it for a long time and said, "You... you are that one."

Xu Luyang coughed low-key and waved his hands again and again, "No, you think..."

"That... that Song Guoqiang, it's you, right?"

Lin Shen clearly saw that Xu Luyang's face darkened instantly.

"Teacher Guoqiang, please sign for me." The man laughed.

I'll sign, I'll sign your uncle's legs, Xu Luyang thought to himself, but he still took the pen and wrote "Song Guoqiang" on the paper in three large characters.

After the person left, Xu Luyang searched for Song Guoqiang on the Internet, and found that this guy looks like a mouse-eyed guy. How do I look like him?

Xu Luyang was so angry that he almost dropped his phone on the spot, and then left the bar without playing much.

Later, Lin Shen took a picture of him, saying that after he left, a few cute little girls came, looking fair and young, and Xu Luyang was very upset, saying that he owed him the debt.

Xu Luyang just said that he was poor, but in fact he hadn't had sex for many years.

It is one thing to have a high vision, and another is that he is a bit mentally clean, thinking that the circle is too small, and many people are not clean.

Once, he saw a pleasing beauty in a bar, and the beauty was also very interested in him and kept moving towards him, Xu Luyang immediately got up and left.

The reason was that he couldn't pass his own test, and felt that the people he knew in the bar were not very serious.

He is such a man of integrity, yet everyone in the entertainment circle thinks he is a cancer, and even a marketing trumpet broke out that Xu Luyang is a "rotten cucumber", saying that he has slept all over the entertainment circle.

Xu Luyang ignored him and remained silent, because his team has always been relatively Buddhist, only focusing on acting career, and never giving him any personality.

The "personal design" is for collapse, it is a famous saying of his manager.

Because there is no marketing team, sometimes Xu Luyang really can't stand it, and has to use the trumpet to clarify.

Otherwise, he could suffocate to death.

His negative and negative comments are far more than positive. The reason is that he has a bad guy's face, which is not pleasing, and his smile is three points evil and seven points unruly.

Xu Luyang reviewed the post he posted two months ago, saying that he saw a UFO in the community.

Everyone was laughing at him, and no one believed it was true, saying that he posted the thing on the p-picture p, in order to gain a position and attract people's attention.

Xu Luyang thought to himself, it would be much easier for me if I wanted to gain a position.

Only one person with the ID "Zuo Cheng" replied to him: "This is my aircraft. Where did you take the picture? Do you know where it is now? If you know, please contact me."

Then he left a string of phone numbers.

Xu Luyang clicked on this account and found that this person was really interesting, and the avatar was actually the photo on his ID card.

However, the young man has good facial features, sword eyebrows and star eyes, with a handsome temperament.

Xu Luyang judged that this should not be him, but an online picture, because ordinary people simply can't look so good-looking.

He thought someone was playing a prank, so he didn't reply.

When Zuo Cheng saw that post on the Internet, he didn't know how happy he was.

The sun rose, rekindling his hope of returning to Mars.

It's a pity that he is not very good at surfing the Internet, and he didn't know how to private message the person who posted it, so he had to go to Fu Xichao.

No one is in the dormitory, probably practicing in the dance classroom.

When Zuo Cheng passed by, Fu Xichao and a few senior brothers were playing dance teaching videos on the Ipad, memorizing the moves.

Zuo Cheng stood at the door very politely, without interrupting their practice.

Fu Xichao is a person with uncoordinated limbs. His movements are stiff and he is not suitable for dancing at all. When he dances with him, he always beats slowly.

This video was played twice, and Zuo Cheng had already memorized their actions before they could remember them.

Liu Zhe, the lead dancer, asked Fu Xichao if he had learned anything. Fu Xichao scratched his head and said, "Can I do it again?"

Zuo Cheng came over and said solemnly, "I'll teach you."

Fu Xichao was quite surprised, "Didn't you never learn to dance and have no basic skills at all? You teach me?"

Fu Xichao had an expression of "I appreciate your kindness", and was about to send him out the door.

Then Zuo Cheng pushed him away, took off his jacket and threw it on the ground, snapped his fingers and started jumping.

This section is a Hip?hop dance with a very strong sense of rhythm.

Liu Zhe was holding up his mobile phone to record Zuo Cheng's dancing, and he couldn't help but sigh, "Damn it, awesome."

Zuo Cheng's explosive power is a rare dance prodigy, and his steps are steady and ruthless. It's just that he is like a Xiaobai who is full of martial arts but doesn't know how to use this power, and he seems a little too hard.

But for a person who has just started practicing dance, it is amazing to be able to dance to this level.

After watching him dance, Fu Xichao was so self-contained that he wanted to hit the tofu. He had been practicing for two days, but he didn't make any progress in this dance. A new dancer could dance better than him, I don't know how many times.

Fu Xichao suddenly felt like a piece of shit.

Because of this dance, it's a bit wild and sexy at the same time. There are endless movements such as hip twisting and sun flooring.Liu Zhe put it on his short video account where he usually records his life as a trainee, but unexpectedly, after a few days, this video became popular.

With over a million likes and tens of millions of views, Liu Zhe's account has also gained a lot of fans.

——Middle-aged girl: woc, I can do this waist, sisters, my sister is already [-] this year, please don’t rob me, give it to me.

——Fried Mushrooms: Ahhh, God A has reappeared in the world.

——Love to eat chicken thighs: Don't move, brother, I will do it myself.

——Xiaosun Xiaosun loves to pedal three rounds: Sisters, reflect on why we meet here?

——Meat is in business: Husband! ! !Want to have a good time?

When Liu Zhe showed these comments to Zuo Cheng, he looked like an old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone, puzzled.

Zuo Cheng: For me, who is in my 70s, this is really incomprehensible.