After wearing green tea, she became a heartthrob [entertainment circle]

When he woke up, Gu Hanjian touched his side as usual.

It was supposed to be a warm place, but the temperature has dropped and it is a bit cold.

"Wife?" Gu Hanjian opened his eyes immediately, but he didn't see anyone, but he felt a lump of hair in his arms.

The temperature is a little higher than that of a person, and it is scorching hot that cannot be ignored.

Gu Hanjian's first reaction was that the bastard Mao Xiaohei had gone to bed, and immediately twisted his fingers together to grab the back of the cat's neck.

The first reaction when touching cat fur is disgust

Tsk, why do you think cats have so many cats?Return it!Made cat hair all over his haute couture suit!Once I went out wearing it and was laughed at.

Gu Hanjian didn't have any good impressions of cats. He just said that because of his wife's face, he didn't like it or reject it. Cats keep a good distance from people. It's not like other cat-raising families who love to death. It's not like the cat-hating family, which is so annoying.

Therefore, Gu Hanjian is childish.

There are two cats in the house, one cat is big black, one cat is little black, both stick to Chu Shicha, and none of them like Gu Hanjian.Gu Hanjian also hated the two cats for robbing him of his wife, and often fought with the cats.

For example, right now, it is reasonable to say that if there is no fight, it will not end.

"Damn dead cat!" Gu Hanjian successfully grabbed the nape of the neck, and the touch on the fingertips was particularly clear - it was a long-haired cat.

Gu Hanjian: "It's really weird. I remember that the big and small blacks are all short-haired."

He wasn't so dazed that he even forgot about it.

Take it out and have a look

long hair.

Clean white hair.

The ear tufts are light gray, and there are a pair of beautiful blue pupils with low saturation.

Hiss—Muppet cat?

It still looks like an adult puppet cat.

Gu Hanjian has seen this thing in other people's homes before, and he heard that it is very delicate, with a glass stomach, and it will cause diarrhea if you don't pay attention to maintenance.

But when did his family buy a puppet cat?

Gu Hanjian stretched out his hand and slapped himself, realizing that it was not a dream.

The puppet cat slept obediently and deeply. When it opened its eyes, it stretched out its hand very humanely, looked around, and then let out a soft meow.

Gu Hanjian was startled, and quickly let go.The cat slammed down, as if it knew the house very well, ran to the mirror, looked at itself in the mirror with clear blue eyes, touched its paws up and down, and meowed again.

It's soft and nice to hear.

Cat Dahei and Mao Xiaohei heard cats meowing, and when they came in, they saw a group of cats meowing. Gu Hanjian was so annoyed. I dare not move it in my heart.

Strangely, after seeing this puppet, Gu Hanjian was not bored at all, but rather happy.

just

"Where's my wife?"

"Wife—"

"Teacher Chu—"

"Meow!"

No matter how he called, there was no Chu Shicha's voice, only a puppet cat crying anxiously.

Gu Hanjian thought it was hungry, so he brought some freeze-dried food to feed it, but the puppet cat didn't appreciate it, and instead slapped it on his phone.Gu Hanjian looked at it and was overjoyed: "Little fairy, you are so smart, I can call him!"

I made a call, but the phone rang in the room.

Gu Hanjian frowned, not understanding why this happened.

Woke up early in the morning, my wife didn't bring her mobile phone, and ran away all night, it was so miserable.

Gu Hanjian's tense "bang dang" string was about to break, when a big gray tail swung in front of him, the puppet cat jumped onto the workbench, and typed a line of words on the keyboard with its pink meat pad

I am Chu Shicha, and I have become a cat.

Gu Hanjian: "..."

Chu Shicha: "..."

Seeing that he didn't quite believe it, Chu Shicha was a little helpless and at a loss.He also didn't know how to prove his identity.

Gu Hanjian stroked his forehead hair, took a breath, and said, "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, Chengjing will be arrested, you know, little cat."'

With a very doting tone, he lowered his head and stroked the cat's fur.

The hair is much better than expected, and it is hard to stop, especially the hair on the stomach, which makes people want to bury it deeply.

Chu Shicha didn't take Gu Hanjian's words seriously when he heard them, and he is quite upset now.

How can I convince my partner that I have really become a cat?

Gu Hanjian was still smoothing his hair, Chu Shicha was annoyed by his rough technique and the slight pain from the calluses rubbing against his skin, his bright paws slapped the back of his hand, and he stopped the paws at once, leaving a bright red mark.

Realizing what he had done, Chu Shicha froze for a moment, then stuck out his tongue, licking Gu Hanjian's wound bit by bit.

In fact, it's not necessary, Gu Hanjian's skin is rough and his flesh is thick, such a small injury is nothing to worry about.

Gu Hanjian stared at those eyes, convinced in his heart, and asked, "You said you are my wife, so how did my wife pose with me yesterday?"

"..." Relying on the cover of long hair, Chu Shicha blushed casually, and flicked his tail embarrassingly.

Gu Hanjian's heart was bursting with joy, the cat's tail seemed to be scratching at the tip of his heart, itching.

Chu Shicha, who has become a cat, is even more difficult to hide his emotions. After all, the tail has its own thoughts, which are not within the scope of Chu Shicha's management.

The fluffy little tail flicked left and right, shaking Gu Hanjian's heart sourly. If the bubble of happiness had substance, he himself didn't figure it out, so why did he believe it all at once.But as a film king, Gu Hanjian continued to play, and he realized that this noble puppet cat can understand human speech.

Gu Hanjian clasped his hands together: "Tell me, if you are really my wife, it is impossible not to know. No way, no way, you have to pay attention to the basic law to pretend to be a cat, okay? You don't even know this, and you come out to deceive people... ... You cats are too immoral."

Chu Shicha ground his teeth, his pupils widened.

He reached out and typed concise words on the keyboard, but a few words filled the fierce battle situation at that time.

——I will go up and you will go down.

Reminiscent.

Gu Hanjian laughed at that moment.

Chu Shicha's beautiful big tail shook even faster, as if he was about to explode on the spot if he said a word.

Gu Hanjian accepted it when he saw it was good, and brewed two tears in time: "Ah, it's really my wife. Wife, you have turned into a cat, what should I do!"

Chu Shicha: "..." How would I know what to do.

Gu Hanjian touched up and down: "My wife's hair is really comfortable."

Chu Shicha dexterously tapped it with his fingers: "The callus on your hand hurts me when I touch it."

Gu Hanjian didn't touch it anymore, and hugged him wherever he went.

It wasn't until night that Gu Hanjian realized the seriousness of the problem.

——My wife has become a cat, so what about my sex-life?

- ah ah ah ah

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On the first day of becoming a cat, Chu Shicha can still maintain human behavior, just doing things during the day and sleeping at night.

On the second day after becoming a cat, Chu Shicha had almost the same routine as a cat.

Very awake at night, drowsy during the day, let others knead.

Everyone knew that Gu Hanjian had a cat at home, but they also knew that the cat was raised by Chu Shicha, so Gu Hanjian was very ungrateful.

But unexpectedly, one day, Gu Hanjian started posting cats in Moments.

From his stupid, confident and loving level, he loves this cat as much as he loves his wife. Compared to his level, the cat is obviously full of lovelessness.

Gu Hanjian: Be good, Mi-mi, so cute, come kiss-kiss~

Lu Yi: Ugh... I'm a little sick.

The circle of friends alone is not enough for Gu Hanjian to jump around, he also has to post some photos on Weibo every day.

Gu Hanjian: Mimi is as cute as my wife~

Fan 1: Account hacked?

Fan 2: My account has been hacked.

Fan 3: My account has been hacked!

Fan 4: Account hacked? !

Gu Hanjian hugged Chu Shicha, speechless for a while: "What's the matter with these people? Wife, don't be angry, it makes sense for them to be single."

Chu Shicha raised his paw and slapped Gu Hanjian's face.After jumping out of his arms, he went to the cat climbing frame.

As soon as he got on the cat climbing frame, Da Hei Xiao Hei rushed over with a flattering expression on his face.

After a year of baptism, Mao Dahei and Mao Xiaohei successfully turned into two pigs. At this time, one left and one right stepped forward, trying to seduce Chu Shicha with their dexterous bodies and charming eyes.

Mao Dahei is a little female cat with charming eyes: "Little fairy, look at me, my body is delicate-soft!"

"Don't look, don't look! Xiaoxian, don't look at her, she is four years old this year, and she has a bunch of children! Let me look at me, I am new, like a newborn cat grass, all over the body They're all tender!" Mao Xiaohei rebelled, and the mother and son turned against each other instantly.

Mao Dahei, "You stupid bastard!"

Mao Xiaohei, "What evil can a kitty have?"

Mao Dahei, "I'm fighting with you!"

Mao Xiaohei, "Come on, get the bayonet!!"

Chu Shicha, I never thought they would be like this...

Chu Shicha, who received a critical blow of [-] points, left silently, and was picked up by Gu Hanjian in his arms, flattened the pad of flesh, and kneaded it carefully.

Gu Hanjian: "My wife is really soft, soft everywhere."

Chu Shicha: "..." There is nothing to love in life.

It has been several days since he became a cat, and Chu Shicha has basically gotten used to the life of a cat. Being locked up in the house made him uncomfortable, so he tried his best to go out and play.

The door of the new world opened to him, Chu Shicha listened to the chirping birdsong, and understood the meaning of the other party's words.

"Oh, no one in this building is bigger than Gu Hanjian, right?"

"Gu Hanjian, it's been a long time, it's really sour, I also want to find a partner like him."

"Ah bah, Gu Hanjian is not calm at all. I still prefer Fairy Chu's look. The believer is willing to spend a whole body of feathers, begging Fairy Chu to take a look at me."

The world is in chaos.

Chu Shicha strolled in the garden, his meat pads were soft, and there was no sound. His dynamic vision became excellent. Basically, when he saw a bird flying nimbly, he wanted to stretch out his claws to grab it.

Fearing that he would get lost, Xiao Hei followed him, and even invited Chu Shicha to play.

"What's your name? My name is Jiekesu, doesn't it sound nice?" Xiao Hei said proudly.

Chu Shicha: "Call me Chuchu."

Xiao Hei held his black face and blushed: "It sounds really nice, just like my master."

Chu Shicha: "."

Chu Shicha withdrew his claws, realizing that Xiao Hei was just an adult child, and there was no need to be so cruel to him.

The two cats swayed in the yard in full bloom for a while, and the birds on the branches suddenly dispersed.

"Oh, oh, that crazy cat is here again!"

"Hastily, my wife has been arrested! Forget it, I'll be looking for one next year."

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, why is that stupid cat so savage, my feathers have been ripped off!"

Chu Shicha glanced at Xiao Hei, but didn't understand what it meant.

Before Xiao Hei could speak, he protected Chu Shicha behind his back: "He's an unreasonable bastard like Gu Hanjian! He's here!"

Chu Shicha: "He's not."

Xiao Hei: "?"

Chu Shicha: "Gu Hanjian is not an unreasonable bastard."

Xiao Hei was shocked, but he had no time to refute. A vertical-eyed tabby appeared outside the fence, with a very strong body.

The author has something to say: I jio made me a little diligent.

Why is it that when I am diligent, no one sees it woo woo woo