After wearing green tea, she became a heartthrob [entertainment circle]

"Hi, hello sir, is this your cat? Now your cat is leading me to Ye's Road, can I trouble you to come here?"

While walking, the policeman called Gu Hanjian.

He wanted to catch the cat jumping in front of him, but whenever he tried to reach out, he was pecked by the sparrows around him.

Police: I'm so tired!

Not long after, the noble and elegant puppet cat finally stopped.

Looking back at him, I have to admit that the policeman saw a little apology in that look.

The policeman touched his head: I must be going crazy.

After Chu Shicha brought the police over, he quickly communicated with the cat, Xiaohei, and Dahei.

"Xiaoyi said that person has come, right? Have you watched it?"

Mao Xiaoheiwei pointed to the people in the community over there: "Look, he shocked the cat with an electric shock rod, and he has already been hit by several tricks. If you don't come, he will leave!"

Tabby gritted his teeth: "I'll go up and fight him! How can humans be so bad!"

Xiao Hei wanted to defend himself: "Actually, it's not that bad, my master is just fine..."

Tabby refused to listen: "I said you fart! There is nothing good about human beings. I said that we should drive all human beings to extinction and create a planet that belongs to our cats!"

At a critical moment, why are we discussing the avenue of the world?

Chu Shicha interrupted them with a word.

"After the extinction of human beings, you will not be able to eat cat strips."

Little Hei Halazi shed tears all over the floor: "That can't be done!"

Chu Shicha: "The problem is solved."

·

Today is Wang Huaihua's nth time here.

He knows that there are a few well-meaning people here who often come to feed the cats, so the cats here are not very afraid of people, even if they meet unfamiliar people, they will come up to ask and get close to them.

Thanks to this, it is also very convenient for him to catch.

The price of pork has risen recently, and there is not enough pork in the restaurant, so he thought of a way to catch some wild cats and dogs, and then add pork essence to make the taste stronger so that no one will taste it.

Especially hand-made meatballs, who can eat them.

Small stalls are not like those big restaurants outside. They need so many supplies. Sometimes three or four cats a day are enough.

When he first started doing this, Wang Huaihuai was still a little apprehensive, but he didn't expect that some customers would become repeat customers because of this dish.

Wang Huaihua began to ask around where there were many cats. Recently, there were fewer free adoptions, so he could only hunt wild cats.

Anyway, wild cats are all animals, they die early and reincarnate early, and come back next year.

Thinking about it this way, Wang Huaihua even felt that he had done a good thing.

Today, as usual, he put medicine in the cat food first.

A few cats who were not very obedient seemed to have sensed his intentions and tried to attack him, but they were stunned by Wang Huaihuai with the gun. This was not bad, and they harvested three cats at once.

As long as you cut corners a little, you can have enough food for a day.

But Wang Huaihuai wanted to save a little more, anyway, take it home and lock him up, as long as he doesn't die.

"These are all money..." Wang Huaihua's eyes showed a greedy look.

At this moment, a tabby cat rushed out from the edge of the bushes. Wang Huaihua was delighted when he saw that the cat was fat and oily.

This kind of fat cat is good to eat!It tastes good!

He took out two baskets of fish intestines, and added a special sweat medicine to them, which made the cows faint.

For these cats, a fishy fish gut is a feast.

The tabby cat swallowed, feeling a little impatient.

But he knew his job well, so he raised his paw and scratched Wang Huabai's face.

Wang was so angry that he took out the electric shock baton and wanted to hit the cat.

The two of them went back and forth a few times, and the policeman next to him took a look at it.

Then Dahei and Chu Shicha took the police over while Wang Huaihua was leaving the car.

The policeman was pulled by two cats, one on the left and one on the right, feeling very embarrassed.

He doesn't really believe that cats can understand human nature, but he still follows, especially when he sees the walking RMB, he has a kind of honey trust.

The two cats brought him to a small car. The trunk of the car was wide open, and there were several cats that were foaming at the mouth in cages.

Next to it were the smelly fish intestines and a small bag of medicine.

The policeman understood almost instantly and was furious.

At the same time, he looked at the two cats in front of him with a complicated mentality. Could it be that they also know how to find humans and rescue their partners?

The policeman was slapped in the face by himself. Just now he thought cats were inhuman, but now he really understands what the older generation said-everything has a spirit.

The tabby over there tried its best to entangle, new and old hatred added, it was very mighty, and it left traces of heroism on Wang Huaihuai's face.

Wang Kuaihuai was so annoyed, he just saw the police coming, and he wanted the police to help him, but he didn't expect the shackles to hang on his hands with a "click".

Police: "I represent justice, that is the justice of all things, now you have the right to remain silent, come with me!"

Wang Huaihua: "Officer, you arrested the wrong person, I didn't do anything!"

Police: "Our people's police will not believe your nonsense!"

But the policeman was a little sorry for Chu Shicha. He glanced at the RMB and said, "Your master is coming soon and will take you back soon. Do you want to go back to the police station with me?"

Before Chu Shicha could speak, someone hurried over there, panicked and busy.

"Wife!"

Chu Shicha pursed his lower lip: "..."

The police confirmed the identity of the other party and handed Chu Shicha back to Gu Hanjian. The policeman scratched his head honestly and said, "Your cat is so smart, don't lose it next time, what a beautiful cat, where did you buy it? I want to buy one too."

Gu Hanjian hugged Chu Shicha and did not let go, smoothing his hair for him, bowing his head in an irresistible tenderness.

"If you can't buy it, it's the only one in the world."

The police then scratched their heads and took Wang Huaihua away.Later, Wang Huaibai's store was found to have food safety problems and lost a lot of money.

·

Chu Shicha was carried home by Gu Hanjian.

It's rare for two people to take a leisurely walk like this.

Finely crushed osmanthus has bloomed on the street, and the air is full of sweet smell.Occasionally, there are people passing by, with red persimmons, which are rare in the city, hanging outside, bright red, like small lanterns.

Chu Shi's tea-blue pupils were wide open, and Gu Hanjian lowered his head to kiss his cheek.Chu Shicha's tail unconsciously wrapped around Gu Hanjian's arm, and rubbed against his hand.

Gu Hanjian sighed: "You, how long has it been since you came out for a walk with me?"

He is like an old man, telling lonely stories.

Chu Shicha stared at him and blinked.

He gently leaned his soft head in front of Gu Hanjian's heart, listening to the steady beating sound of the heart, which made him feel at ease. Countless nights, he fell asleep listening to this sound, without dreaming all night.

"Meow~"

Chu Shicha gently licked Gu Hanjian's cheek.

He wanted to tell him, don't worry, I've done a good job and I'll be back soon.

The next day, Chu Shicha opened his eyes.

Asking Gu Hanjian to put his clothes and trousers aside in advance, Chu Shicha welcomed his transformation.

But... he moved his hands and feet and let out a scream

"Meow--"

Why am I still a cat?

What exactly is going on?

Chu Shicha began to doubt life.

Will he always be like this in the future?

Chu Shicha was so anxious that he turned around in a hurry, and even his hair exploded.

Turning around in the living room, not only did he not see Gu Hanjian, he didn't even see the two cats.

The room was all sealed up, as if he didn't want him to go out.

Chu Shicha felt very headache.

He actually knew that Gu Hanjian was very insecure, but he didn't understand why, and his emotional bluntness prevented him from reacting much to it.

He can only circle around the villa.

He can't remember what this villa was like before, but he has a deep impression on Gu Hanjian's previous room - because it doesn't look like a home, it just looks like a hotel.

Today when he was free, he took a good look at the house. The warmth revealed from the inside to the outside, whether it was rabbit slippers or the cashmere carpet that Chu Shicha specially laid out because Chu Shicha was afraid of the cold, everything seemed to make his heart feel warm. planed out.

Unbelievable.

Chu Shicha secretly laughed, the person who used to be the first to care about him - told him not to engage in pyramid schemes.

Only this fool, like a ray of sunshine, let him follow the light in the rest of his life.

Through a floor-to-ceiling window, Chu Shicha saw the roses blooming in the garden.

I will send you flowers next year, full of my tenderness.

Chu Shicha suddenly realized.

The old man said that encountering strange things for no reason is probably cause and effect.

What kind of cause would make him a cat?

"Honey, I'm back!" Gu Hanjian brought back a fresh fish, the kind with few spines.

Chu Shicha loves to eat seafood, but is very afraid of thorns, so Gu Hanjian has worked hard on it.

Chu Shicha didn't see the two cats, so he was a little puzzled. Before Chu Shicha asked, Gu Hanjian read the meaning from his eyes, and explained consciously: "I'm old, I took them to the pet hospital for neutering, They won't be coming back tonight."

Chu Shicha understood the importance of sterilization, so he didn't say anything.

He hooked his hands, and Gu Hanjian lowered his head, thinking he was going to say something.

Chu Shicha kissed his lips.

Gu Hanjian's pupils trembled, and he kissed him briefly.

He found that cause and effect.

It is because of someone, longing for companionship.

As soon as the kiss was over, Chu Shicha felt pain all over his body, his bones seemed to be broken one by one, but fortunately, the ensuing numbness quickly covered him, and Chu Shicha returned to his human form.

There was a flash of disappointment in Gu Hanjian's eyes.

Chu Shicha took the initiative to hook his neck and offered a soft kiss.

"The work is over. I won't be busy in the future. I will spend less time with you for a year and spend more time with you."

"Let's eat buffalo milk from Guang County, shall we?"

"Okay!" Gu Hanjian hugged Chu Shicha, changed his position, and let him sit on his lap.

The two pecked lightly for a moment, and Gu Hanjian stroked Chu Shicha's soft hair, feeling a little regretful: "I can't touch my ears, I'm sad. Wife, you don't know that when you become a cat, you really can't hide your thoughts at all." .”

Indeed, after all, there are more tails with their own ideas.

Now that he has become a human being, he has to wear a cold poker face that has been honed over time.

Gu Hanjian bit the tip of his nose lightly: "But I still like it. I like you. You like everything."

"I know." Chu Shicha pursed his lower lip, his eyelashes drooped, and just as the dizziness appeared on his cheeks, he heard Gu Hanjian gasp.

Gu Hanjian, "Honey, you're killing me."

Before Chu Shicha could react, the cat's ears that popped out suddenly were drooping, and his big, fluffy tail had already wrapped around Gu Hanjian's arm.

The sparrows were chirping outside the window, and Chu Shicha could no longer hear what they meant directly.

"Wow, the big tail is entangled!"

"Ahhh, isn't that begging for pleasure in disguise?"

"Wow~"

The author has something to say: I have been so strong these two days.

Super fast, super many, super thick and long!

Straighten up the red scarf on my chest to show my proud flat-chest

Wearing sunglasses, father-in-law Sun saybyebye

skr~

【Easter Eggs】

· Gu Hanjian's WeChat name is "!", and Chu Shicha's WeChat name is "."

During the crush period, Gu Hanjian did it on purpose.

·In the third year after Gu Hanjian won the best actor, Chu Shicha also became the best actor.

Chu Shicha's speech is: "I have caught my light."

Ten years later, Chu Shicha became a professor at the Drama Academy.

An ignorant student sent 520 red roses. Gu Hanjian was so angry that he sent 748 white chrysanthemums to the student anonymously the next day, with the words "Teacher Chu can't be late."

Ten years later, Gu Hanjian likes to go to the park with Chu Shicha.

Chu Shicha played Go with other old men, and occasionally said a word to each other, so Gu Hanjian would do two extra pull-ups on the horizontal bar.

Chu Shicha comforted him: "I really didn't say anything."

Of course Gu Hanjian believed: "A man will be a teenager until his death, and my jealousy shows that I am young."

... Words have an end, words have an end, and they in another time and space will definitely continue to live happily, safely, and worry-free.

【See you next time (waving) =3=】