I became the chief secretary of the empire by raising pigs

"Lee, Egg, Egg!"

There was a roar from the towers of the Summer Palace.

His Majesty the King stood in the dressing room with a grim face, pinching a beige sweater with his fingers.On closer inspection, the base color of this sweater seems to be pure white, but there is a large... urine stain in the middle.

The pig whose nickname is Li Dandan and whose real name is Li Shize hid shivering behind a potted plant in the corner of the room.Such a small and round pink and tender pig can easily be blocked by the big leaves.

It's a pity that there is no corner in this room that Wei Zong has not avoided.

Wei Zong put his hips on his hips and sneered: Nie Zong, all these tricks of yours are left over from the old man's play!

He exuded a strong aura all over his body, and the air pressure in the room suddenly dropped, and then he arched his back and threw himself on the ground. In the next second, a black and white piglet stood proudly on the sweater... on the urine stain.

As a matter of course, Black and White Flower let out a high-pitched sound of collapse.

Ahhhh, his pig's trotters are stained with wicked urine! !

He jumped forward angrily, bang!The ground trembled three times!

Immediately, the piglet ran to the corner in an S-shape following the smell of urine.

Li Dandan was so frightened that she pooped out a small pile of poop, and rushed out towards the door before she could wipe her butt clean.

"Ang—!!" Wow, you dare to throw poison!

The black and white flower stared angrily, and the two pig's hooves kicked back, like a tiger jumping down the mountain to the front of the pig.Just cut off the little pink piglet.

The little piggy lay down in front of him to express his submission, then turned his belly over, whining and whimpering and acting like a spoiled child.

Wei Zong watched the little thing rubbing around, the snow-white carpet was already in a mess, and instantly he was so angry that he beat up the little piggy!

"Ang! Aang ah ah ah!!" Let's go!Hurry back and wash your ass!Let me tell you that this is the only time, if you dare to spoil your clothes next time, don’t blame your father for turning you into Cinderella——Grey Piggy!

Li Dandan, who had just heard her brother tell about Cinderella yesterday, was terrified, whimpered and twisted her little butt, and followed Black and White to the bathroom.

When Li Jin came back from the military headquarters, he saw two piglets that looked like toys on the carpet in front of the fireplace.

The little one nestled on the big back and fell asleep soundly together.The black and white flower is already a juvenile body, and it is only the size of an adult man's two hands, while the pink piglet is actually half the size of him, with more milk and fatter, more round.

the next day.

Ugin looked at his brother wonderingly as he peeled the eggshells.

During the usual breakfast, this guy always sat on the children's dining chair and held up the dinner fork to fight, as if there were nails under his buttocks, and he couldn't calm down for a moment.

Why are you not chirping today?

I saw five-year-old Li Dandan's two chubby little hands resting on the horizontal panel in front of the dining chair, her plump face was about to droop.He opened his big round eyes, staring at his hands in despair, and his small mouth was tightly pursed.

"Here you are." Ugin handed over the snow-white boiled egg.

Li Dandan took the egg with both hands very politely, Xiaopang held it in both hands, and said in a childish voice, "Thank you brother, Woaini!"

"Well, eat quickly." Ugin took it for granted, and calmly stuffed his own egg in two or three mouthfuls.

He drank another glass of milk, and the surrounding was still very quiet.He couldn't help but glanced at the little fat man nibbling like a hamster, and when he got the egg yolk, he smacked his lips deliciously while eating.

If there is any change, it is that there are fewer words... The appetite does not seem to have changed, it is still very good.

"What's wrong?" He asked tentatively, "Is someone bullying you in kindergarten?"

Li Dandan swallowed the food in her mouth, thought for a few seconds, and looked at her brother sadly: "Brother Duck, if I become a gray piglet, will you help me wash my clothes?"

"..." Ugin was speechless for a while, "Did you pee on our father's clothes again?"

Li Dandan was particularly angry: "That dress belongs to Dad!"

It was because it was filled with the fragrance of his father that he secretly took it away!And he is a baby, so he can't help peeing on the kang because he sleeps so soundly!

Ugin asked what kind of clothes it was, thinking, no wonder Dad was angry.

That sweater was a gift from his father who spent two winters knitting it. Because the pattern was more complicated, his father had to give it up several times and almost broke the sandbag in the training room in a fit of rage.

When the father received it, he devoutly offered it in front of the big mirror in the dressing room, even reluctant to wear it.

In the end, he was dragged to sleep in a nest by this kid, and even urinated a lot.

"Li Dandan," he shook his head, stretched out his hand to shake the chubby little fat man's chin, "you're done."

Wei Zong is an unparalleled cheapskate who can remember grudges for 20 years!

Li Dandan stared round her eyes with an innocent face.