I became the chief secretary of the empire by raising pigs

Li Jin was not favored by small animals in his previous life.

As a foreigner in 9127, no one has time to keep pets, but his colleagues can go to the company's animal corner, or go out to find a cat cafe to relieve stress, but he can't.

The only thing he can masturbate is a little pig.

So, if you want to be happy in life, you have to have fun, if you can't, just go and lick the piglets.Li Song was refreshed and went straight to the breeding garden.

It's time to get off work, which happens to be the time for the little ones to have extra meals.He walked into Fengyuan Garden, and there were two rows of cubs on the left and right, all immersed in hard work, their little buttocks sticking out high, and there was a lot of chirping.

Li Song feels that he is very dedicated. Although he can pet cats, dogs and little leopards now, he still loves his lucky pig the most.

"Hey, have you seen the black and white flower?" He squatted beside the largest milk leopard and poked its ass.

The milk leopard was eating Zhengxiang, turned his head violently, Ah Wu bit his finger, and then Li Jin pinched his mouth.It was so angry, its belly turned upwards, its broad claws hugged the bad guy's hand, trying to open its mouth to bite.

"I'm asking you something, did you see your boss?" Li Song was in a good mood, purring the milk leopard's stomach vigorously, teasing it.

This little guy is not only big, but also seems to have the highest IQ.It found the kindness released by human beings, shifted its attention from the food bowl to the opponent's hands, and began to thump each other with great interest.When it heard the human's question, its hair suddenly exploded, turned over, and pointed its butt at Li Song unhappily.

"I think you're the one in the nest." Li Song laughed, rubbed its butt, got up and walked in.

It was getting dark, and when he passed the puddles, he saw seal cubs sleeping on their stomachs in the shallows, turning over from time to time, revealing their belly with pearl patterns.

Piggy wasn't in the house, and the ornate nest was empty with a pile of toys, and he didn't pay much attention to a metal object protruding from one corner of the toys.

Judging by the performance of those cubs, black and white flowers should be there, right?He has already figured out the pattern, whenever the black and white flowers are in Fengyuan, the small animals outside will consciously stay away from the house, instead of roaming around the garden.

Where is the little fat pig?

"Black and white flowers?" Li Jin tried to call out softly, "The excrement officer is here!"

A small stone whized over and hit Li Jin's feet with a click.He took a half step to the side, looked up at the skylight above, just in time to see a chubby butt flashing past.

"..."

Li Jin crossed his hips and looked up at the skylight wonderingly.What is this guy?

Are you reminding him, or are you taking revenge on him?

But how to get to the roof well.

When Li Jin was looking for ladders everywhere, he felt even more puzzled. There was no ladder, how did Piggy get up there?Does this house have hidden stairs?

The ladder/ladder was not found, and the staff was not there.He really didn't want to carry those haystacks, so in the end he could only imitate Spider-Man and climbed to the roof by the window.

He squatted on the edge of the roof just in time to see the other side of the ridge, with his back to his sitting piglet.

This picture feels very strange.

Black and white flower is nothing more than a pet pig. It is squatting there, looking round from behind, it is simply a small coal ball.Such a funny picture, set against the sunset in the distance, makes people feel a sense of loneliness.

It seems that it also understands loneliness, and understands that some sorrows must be far away from the excitement and digested alone.

Li Song came back to his senses, feeling amused by his emotions.

If it weren't for the size of the piglet, the squatting posture could be called elegant and steady.When Li Jin sat down beside it, it squinted arrogantly and coldly. Its long eyelashes were like eyeliner, making its eyes round and narrow. It turned out to be a charming little pig.

"Pfft—" Li Jin quickly covered his mouth, trying to fool him.

When it was too late, Piggy saw that he was inexplicably laughing, and became furious, stretched out his hoof and stomped down fiercely, with several clicks and clicks, the tiles fell in disorder.

"Damn it!" The tiles under Li Jin's buttocks were also affected, causing him to slump straight down, and he had to sit back in a hurry.He stared at the piggy in disbelief, and suddenly reached out and picked it up.

"Ang Chi—" The piggy was startled, and angrily paddled its pink trotters.

"What kind of pig are you, huh?" Li Song grabbed its front hooves and held it high under the armpit, and looked at its belly by the way, "Is it a Dali King Kong pig?"

hold head high--

Wei Black and White Flower Zong roared furiously.

Bold lunatics!

She even peeked at him!abdomen!

"Let me take a look," Li boldly and seriously approached, and observed Piggy's chicken and balls, "That's right, it's the little piggy from the beginning..."

Wei Zong imprinted his hoof on his forehead in embarrassment and pushed it away hard.

'Curly bastard, go away go go go go! '

"Why are you so shy, hahaha—" Li Song smirked arrogantly, pinched his hoof and kissed him, "Little cutie, why are you pink everywhere?"

puff--

Wei Zong vomited three liters of blood in his heart.

His heart was beating wildly, and he could only comfort him constantly.

Self: What's wrong with pink?He is still a cub!Besides, is he the only one who is pink?This nasty little curly hair is also pink!

Li Song didn't know the barrage that His Highness the Crown Prince was frantically brushing in his heart. He ignored the piggy's resistance and deliberately squeezed the little hoof and kissed it several times.Anyway, with this cub's level of sophistication, he is no worse than a cat.

Wei Zong wanted to cry but had no tears, what else could he do with the little curly hair?It's not about forgiving the other party!

If he really had to think about it carefully, if Li Song liked the shape of his piglet so much, even if he was angry, he would be at most three points.Of the remaining seven points, how much was awkward and how much was shy, he really didn't want to think about it.

As a black and white flower, since Wei Zong couldn't seriously argue with Li Jin, the struggle was meaningless.Could he still kick Li Jin down with one hoof?

It simply closed its eyes, and its four pink trotters stopped paddling in the water, paralyzing in Li Jin's palm like a toy.

"Hey, aren't you in a good mood too?" Li Song flicked the curly hair on its forehead cheaply, watching the little pig's eyelashes tremble, and he was satisfied.He took the piglet casually and sat on the roof watching the night.

What troubles can little pigs have?

Isn't it good to add food?Or are the younger brothers disobedient?

Wei Zong nestled listlessly on his lap, put his hoof in his hands, and snorted.How dare you ask this person?If he hadn't said those things at the funeral, he would still be depressed...

Alas, he's just an underage pig.

"Speaking of which, you are a bit like someone I know." Little Curly's voice came faintly from above his head.

Wei Xiaozhu has no neck, so he can only prick up his ears cleverly.Who can be like him?

"You can really understand?" Li Song held it up curiously, and he looked at the contemptuous eyes of the piglet looking at him, and patted his thigh, "Yes, that's the eyes! Let me tell you, Xiao Hua, that stinky brat I love seeing people like that!"

ha?

For a moment, Wei Zong couldn't tell whether the other party was scolding him or praising him.

"I have a boss, it's so simple, he will be revenged, and he will be stingy." Li Song became excited and complained, "Do you know what his catchphrase is? I'll give you 3 minutes. If you have something to do? Go out if you have nothing to do!"

He curled his lips, "Three consecutive golden sentences."

Now, no matter how stupid Wei Zong was, he knew what he was talking about, and couldn't help but widen his eyes, and turned around to look at him angrily.

Li Jin didn't realize it, and sighed and complained: "...I still like meetings! You know that I worked overtime six out of seven days last week. Why? Because he likes meetings.

Meeting. "

When His Royal Highness the Crown Prince opened a meeting, each department had to prepare a speech draft, and the pending matters had to be clearly laid out, and the speech time should be kept within 3 minutes.

What the three of them have to deal with recently are all related to the military parade. A lot of information and data in it are related to the military industry, and the assistant secretaries have no way to deal with it. He graduated from the military academy, so he has to grit his teeth and stand up to solve the problems of the seniors?

He is not a secretarial professional!

"However," Li Jin muttered thoughtfully to Piggy, "If you imagine him as you, I won't hate it..."

Piggy jumped up and down on his lap angrily, and was suppressed by him with a smile.

"I said him, why are you angry?" He poked a certain pig's pink nose, "He is the crown prince, you have to feel honored to compare him with you!"

'Honored dick! 'Piggy was just impotent and furious.

He was also planning to smack Li Jin's face ten or eight times, so that he would be ashamed to face others, but at this moment, his body suddenly started to heat up.The heat came so fast that even Li Song noticed it.

Li Song put away his smile, hugged Piggy and patted it: "Xiao Hua, why are you so hot?"

He shouldn't be angry...

Piggy barely broke free from his hands, gave him a vicious look, kicked his hooves, and jumped off the roof.

"Xiaohua——" Li Song was startled, and lay down on the edge of the roof to look down.

One side of the house happened to be a small corner at the end of Fengyuan Park, and few people would come over.He looked down and saw the black and white flowers jumped into a puddle of mud, and the muddy water was about to splash on the roof.

The black-and-white piglet turned into a ball of mud again. It rolled comfortably in it, then crawled out, twisting its little buttocks, and crawled out of the fence.Behind it, there were only two rows of black hoof prints and dripping mud spots.

Li Song breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hey! Who's up there!" The gardener came late and beat the wall with a rake, "Get down quickly!" He muttered as he moved, "It's late at night, run to someone else's roof... "

Li Jin had no choice but to bite the bullet and lightly jumped off the roof.

"Drink!" The gardener only felt a black shadow falling, and was almost frightened: "Why is it you again?"

"...Yeah, it's me again." Li Song patted his sleeves in embarrassment, and tried to slip away, "Then what, there's a curfew, I'm leaving—"

"Wait!" The gardener rushed to the side of the house, looked up and down, pointed to a pile of broken tiles on the ground and asked, "What's going on?! You young man looks like a human,

How to destroy royal property? ! "

Li Jin didn't dare to take this big hat off.

He quickly pointed to the hoof prints beside the mud pit and explained: "Little flower...cough, that little pig with black and white flowers did it. I just saw it on the roof and thought it couldn't get up and down, so I went up to rescue it."

"Oh," the gardener sneered, "a piglet got on the roof and kicked the tiles, right?" The mockery of "Why don't you go to the sky" was written all over his face.

"..."

It may sound unreliable, but it is true.

Li Song had an ominous premonition.

"I don't think you want to leave work, so why don't you leave." The gardener didn't want to take the blame, so he dragged him towards the direction of the tower building. "It's useless for you to tell me, let's go and talk to His Highness together!"

"Isn't there surveillance?" Li Song said helplessly, "I didn't lie a single word."

The two explained one by one, and came to the East Wing.Before entering the gate, he looked up and saw a tall young man leaning against the stone wall, looking at them with a cold expression.

"Your Highness!" The gardener let go of Li Song, stepped forward to salute excitedly, and wanted to sue.

"I saw it on the surveillance camera." Wei Zong interrupted what he was about to say, "It's really... black and white flowers." He glared at Li Song, who was full of innocence, and said to the gardener, "You've worked hard, I'll come here deal with."

As soon as the gardener heard this, he went back quickly.As long as he doesn't take the blame, he won't be bothered to waste time here. Wouldn't it be nice to go back to the duty room early when he has time?The big fireplace and beer awaited him.

Wei Zong stood up straight, took a few steps towards the door, turned around and urged him impatiently: "Why? Do you want me to ask you to go?"

"Oh..." Li followed slowly, thinking, this is not because he deliberately got close to the crown prince, everything is a coincidence.

"You can really cause trouble, little curly hair," Wei Zong sarcastically said as he walked, "I said you did it on purpose?"

"Little curly hair?" Li Jin squinted his eyes and repeated softly: "Small, curly, hairy?"

"..." Wei Zong choked with guilt for a few seconds, then fell silent.

Damn, why do you talk so fast!

Li stared at the crown prince's back, pouted.It can't be blamed for him and Xiao Hua complaining about it. After a long time, everyone secretly picked up nicknames.He thought about it, stroked his hair, and smiled a little.

But being able to have a nickname at least means that the crown prince didn't treat him as a stranger?

He felt inexplicably better, and quickened his pace to keep up.

"I wanted to send you the clothes after get off work, but I contacted you, but there was no response." He walked a step behind Wei Zong, and looked at him wet

With moist hair and face, speculation flashed in his eyes.

How could Wei Zong not see his expression, his brows were furrowed, unhappy.

"I was in closed training just now," he deliberately slapped back. "What? I have to wait for your communication 24 hours a day?"

Li Song's attention was attracted by the words closed training.

"I heard that the Summer Palace has a very large virtual training ground," he looked at Wei Zong with a twinkle in his eyes, "and there are many out-of-print mechs collected by the royal family! And Galahad!"

I didn't expect it to be fine, but now that I mention it, Li Jin almost drools.God, what kind of place does he go to work every day?It's like throwing a dragon into a pit, with the treasure just across the wall.

Wei Zong raised his eyebrows, the two stood at the top of the stairs, closed around, it was a good place to chat.

"You know Galahad?"

Galahad is indeed well-known, but his history of existence is too long. Even the King of Armored Soldiers is an antique enough to enter the history museum. Young people seldom have a deep understanding of it, let alone be interested.

There are more people in the military academy who know about it, but Galahad is in the royal family's private possession, and there are not many image materials, so they can't be seen or touched, and everyone can't remember it.

"At the garbage dump that day," Li Song lowered his voice, "Didn't you hold Galahad's great sword?"

Only then did Wei Zong feel surprised.

"That's right, the eyes are very sharp." He seemed to know Li Jinxin's side, and nodded with a little complacency, "That is indeed Dajia's sword. The world always thinks that Galahad is just historically significant and outdated long ago. But I can tell you that Dajia is still the most powerful mech at the moment, and he is a well-deserved king of mecha soldiers!"

Li Jin's blood boiled when he heard that.

Woo!

He touched His Highness Dajia's sword! (No, just touched Wei Zong's claw)

Wei Zong felt numb from his affectionate gaze, and shook his shoulders: "...what are you doing, this kind of virtue..."

"Of course you don't care." Li Song gave him a resentful look, "You can own Galahad in a fair and honest way, but we haven't even seen it."

The giant red beast in the Whisper Forest flashed through his mind, and he asked hesitantly, "Is the mecha you used in the holographic competition based on Galahad?"

Wei Zong suddenly became angry: "Of course not! Galahad looks much better than that!"

Then why is it called His Highness Dajia's name...

Li Jin looked at him puzzled, completely unable to grasp the law of the crown prince's anger.

The author has something to say: After taking a shower, a certain crown prince who came here specially to pick someone up.

There is already an extra nickname: Xiaohua.Wei Xiaohua.

Wei Xiaohua can only use Galahad's great sword so far, so in the holographic online game,

Give your mecha a big plus name to make your mouth addicted.

PS: There is a small easter egg in this chapter hahahahaha, can you find it?