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?? "It is very obedient when it sees me."

?? Wei Xu was silent for a few seconds, and asked Gu Yuan with curious eyes: "Do you need to 'speak slowly' for eight... words?"

??Gu Yuan opened the suitcase, took out a set of clothes that couldn't fit in the closet, and said softly, "I'm going to take a shower."

?? Wei Xu lying at the end of the bed, propped his chin and asked Gu Yuan: "Are you changing the subject?"

??Gu Yuan raised his eyes, Wei Xu didn't dodge or avoid, and looked at him.

"Why did you change the subject?" Wei Xu asked curiously, "Why are you guilty?"

?? Gu Yuan asked: "Why do you think I'm guilty?"

??Wei Xu clapped his hands, with an expression of "I've caught you" on his face, and looked at Gu Yuan with burning eyes: "Every time you feel guilty, you will ask me back like this."

?? Gu Yuan closed the suitcase, stood up with his clothes in hand, and looked down at him.

?? "I'm not guilty."

?? "You have a guilty conscience."

??"No."

"Every time you have a guilty conscience, you will argue with me like this." Wei Xu rarely gained the upper hand after returning to China. At this time, even the brows were flying, and he looked at Gu Yuan with his head up. ? "If you feel nothing,? Just say I'm boring."

?? Gu Yuan was silent. After a while,? He squatted down, and? looked into Wei Xu's eyes.

??Ask him: "You said why I have a guilty conscience."

?? Wei Xu was taken aback, Erlang's raised legs stopped shaking, and he asked doubtfully, "Are you asking me?"

?? Gu Yuan stood up again: "When you know why I feel guilty, I don't need to feel guilty anymore."

?? After speaking, the person has already taken the clothes and went to the bathroom.

?? Netizens who witnessed the whole process:

??——Gu Gou is playing tongue twisters here to fool my stupid goose?

??——Although I have said it countless times, Gu Gou, you are a real dog

??——Goose, you can take care of yourself, can't you see that Gu Gou is so obviously jealous?

??——Yu Xiaoxu's straight male certification, QS so obviously showed his affection to him, he really didn't react at all

??——These two straight men can’t tell when they are being courted by others. If someone is courting each other, they will be jealous.

??…

?? Wei Xu turned over and lay on his back on the bed, with a dazed look on his face.

??How did he know why Gu Yu felt guilty?After thinking about it, I wonder if Gu Yu's words are deliberately confusing him so that he can't continue to ask?

??He couldn't figure it out, so he took out his phone and opened the group chat:

??【Influence all dogs for love: Did you watch my live broadcast just now? 】

??【LQY:? 】

??[500 million in minutes: I'm still driving]

??【Influence all dogs for love: Alright, let me ask you a question】

??【Influence all dogs for love: Just now Gu Yu was very guilty. I asked him why he was guilty. He said that I knew he would not have to be guilty. What do you think he is guilty of?】

??【500 million per minute: Give me the whole tongue twister here??? 】

??【LQY: What did he do that made you feel guilty? 】

?? Wei Xu ignored Zhou Li'an and directly answered Li Qingyan's question.

??【Influence all dogs for love: We just went to the laundry room to wash towels. I asked Gu Yu why the fat dog listened to him so much. Gu Yu said to go upstairs and tell me slowly, but he only said eight words. I asked Did he need to go upstairs to say the eight words? He felt guilty. 】

??[500 million per minute: I know why you always lose points in Chinese reading comprehension and composition. Your ability to ignore important points is absolutely amazing.]

??【Influence all dogs for love:? ? ?What qualifications do you have to say about me]

??【Influence all dogs for love: I haven't asked you why you gave Gu Yu a fat dog before, why didn't you tell us, and you pretended to keep it and send us photos, huh】

??[LQY: He gave Gu Yu the care of Hunshi? 】

??【500 million per minute: @为爱感感All狗 You started to sow discord as soon as you returned to China, right?Didn't I just raise him for a while because I was a little busy? 】

??【Influence all dogs for love: half a year is a short time?? 】

?? Zhou Li'an sent a voice message: "If you want to talk about this, I can talk to you. You said that Qing Yan and I are the big brother and the second brother, you and Gu Yu are its father? Why? For falling in love Brothers have to be your sons?"

??【LQY:? 】

?? Wei Xu immediately spoke back: "Don't change the subject for me."

?? Zhou Li'an: "Why did I change the subject? Just say that you are in love."

?? Wei Xu: "It's understandable for me to fall in love, so why did you raise the fat dog for him?"

?? Zhou Li'an: "You can't fall in love without three sons?"

?? Wei Xu: "You can't work when the fat dog is next to you?"

?? When Li Qingyan finished processing an email, the two were still bickering in elementary school style. He checked the time, and nearly 5 minutes had passed.

?? "You two, shut up right now."

?? Both of them are very obedient, no one speaks anymore, so Wei Xu changed to typing, Zhou Lian changed to voice to text, and attacked each other on the screen.

?? When Gu Yuan came out of the shower, Wei Xu had long forgotten about whether he was guilty or not. He and Zhou Li'an had dug up each other's dark history back to kindergarten.

??[500 million per minute: You forget that you refused to be promoted when you were full of snot and tears, and said that you made an appointment with your good friend to meet in the sunflower class. Who played the piano to comfort you? 】

??【Influence all dogs for love: listen to your nonsense】

??[500 million every minute: Don't believe it?I have a video]

??[500 million per minute: [Video]]

??[500 million per minute: Dad has backups of all the videos, not just this one, I also have the video of you making a wish to marry your tablemate on your seventh birthday]

??【Influence all dogs for love:? ? ? 】

??Calling and fighting on the barrage and continuing to quarrel, the netizens who watched the excitement were immediately excited, and "RWKK" and "GKD" instantly filled the screen.

?? Gu Yuan came out for a while, Wei Xu held his phone and didn't look up. He put down the towel and asked, "Who are you chatting with?"

?? Wei Xu immediately put away the phone: "Zhou Li'an, I'm arguing with him, hahaha."

?? Gu Yuan glanced at him, hummed lightly and didn't ask any more questions.

?? Wei Xu breathed a sigh of relief, turned off the sound and clicked on the first video.

?? Inside is a glutinous rice dumpling that cries so fat that its face is covered with snot, holding a pillar and not letting go. It is crying and talking, but the voice cannot be heard.

?? Wei Xu glanced at Gu Yuan, seeing that he was not looking this way, he quietly opened his voice.

??The child's voice should only make him think that I am watching the video, right?

??Thinking about this, the sobbing and crying sound in the video also came out, and the fat cub who hugged the pillar hummed childishly: "Don't leave, don't leave, we agreed to go to school with Xu Xu, woo woo woo I will wait for Xu Xu here!"

??——It’s so cute, it’s so milky

??——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mother loves you

??——How could Goose be so cute when he was a child and miss him!

??——Girlfriend fan turned mother fan, I really want to pinch Zai Zai's face!

??——Where can I get such a cute baby??

??A vague voice came, Gu Yuan paused for a moment while wiping his hair, put down the towel, and turned to look at Wei Xu.

??Wei Xu watched Gu Yuan's movements out of the corner of his eye. Seeing him put down the towel, he immediately turned off the video.

?? "What's the matter, why are you looking at me?"

??"What are you looking at?"

"It's nothing." Wei Xu said, "I saw a video of a child on the Internet, it's quite cute."

?? Gu Yuan looked at him for a few seconds, then suddenly got up and walked over, reaching out his hand: "Show me."

?? "Don't you dislike children?" Wei Xu put the phone behind him: "Don't look at it."

?? Gu Yuan: "Take it out."

"I won't take it." Wei Xusheng was afraid that Gu Yuan would see his nose and tears when he was a child: "Don't look at it, it's nothing to see."

?? Gu Yuan withdrew his hand, pursed his lower lip slightly, "Forget it."

??Wei Xu just breathed a sigh of relief, when he saw Gu Yuan pressed down. One hand was propped beside his arm, and the other hand had already taken out the phone while he was not paying attention.

?? "Gu Yu, you..."

?? Gu Yuan threw the towel on his face, turned over neatly and got out of bed, and turned on the phone.

?? "Wow, wow, wow, no, don't go..."

??The familiar milk voice came out again, and the hand that Wei Xu wanted to snatch back froze in mid-air, and then covered his face.

??Hold.

?? Wei Xu, who covered his eyes, didn't notice that Gu Yuan's eyes looking at the phone gradually softened, and in the end it could almost be called pampering.

??The video was still going on, and the volume was turned up. Someone asked, "Who is Xu Xu?"

??Little Naiyin hiccupped and said, "He is a good friend."

?? "Did Shengsheng make an appointment with a friend to meet in kindergarten?"

??"Yes, it is."

?? "We are in kindergarten from Sunflower Class to Sun Class. If Shengsheng's good friends come to look for Shengsheng, they can also find Shengsheng, right?"

?? "No!" The little milk voice retorted with tears: "We agreed to meet in the sunflower class, and my mother said that Xu Xu's health is not good, and he will feel uncomfortable if he goes far away, so he can't come to find Shengsheng!"

?? "Who is Xu Xu? Qing Yan and I are your good friends." A little boy's voice cut in.

?? "Xu Xu, Xu Xu is also my good friend."

?? "Aren't you the only two good friends of us!"

?? "Three!" The little milk voice told him solemnly: "Xu Xu is also a good friend of life."

?? "I don't even know Xu Xu, your good friends are only the two of us."

?? "When Xu Xu comes to me, you will know each other. There will be three of them."

?? "Not three but two!"

?? "I want three, I want three!"

??Seeing that the two children were about to quarrel, a gentle female voice interrupted: "But An An is also a good friend, isn't she?"

??"yes……"

"Then An'an and Qingyan will play the piano for Shengsheng, and Shengsheng won't be sad when he hears his good friend playing the piano, okay?"

??The video ended with the voice of Xiao Naiyin humming and chirping.

??Wei Xu had already given up on himself, let go of his hands and said, "Return it to me after reading it."

?? Gu Yuan squeezed the phone, "I thought you forgot me when you left my house when you were young."

??Wei Xu was still immersed in the lingering rhyme of crying and chirping, his ears were a little red, and his eyes didn't look at Gu Yuan: "I thought so before, if Zhou Li'an wasn't so perverted and even saved this video, I wouldn't have Can not remember."

??Wei Xu didn't lie. After he and Gu Yuan got together, although he remembered that they had played together when they were young, they were too young at that time to recall all the things related to him. If there is no such thing as Zhou Lian today In the video, he will never forget what happened when he was promoted to kindergarten.

"I know." The smile in Gu Yuan's eyes was fragmentary and soft. He touched the top of Wei Xu's head, and his clear voice softened: "This is enough."