I overturned my car after slacking my ex-boyfriend

??Actually, Wei Xu and Gu Yuan were really wronged for the collapse of the school desk that day.

??At that time, they were in the period of passionate love. Naturally, they wanted to stick together all the time. It just so happened that it was a physical education class, so they skipped and went directly to the rooftop of the abandoned teaching building. Who knew that the physical education class would change It's math, the math teacher hasn't found anyone yet, the dean has come up to patrol.

?? At that time, Wei Xu and Gu Yuan were studying kissing skills. He was in love for the first time, and everything he did felt fresh. A boy of this age felt that watching movies and TV shows was learning, and learning had to be practiced. He took Gu Yuan to practice.

?? But the general kiss is not interesting. The second year boy started to innovate. He said he saw a video of sit-ups. The boy did sit-ups. The girl sat on the boy's lap, and the boy kissed the girl when he got up .

??Wei Xu asked Gu Yuan to sit on his feet, but Gu Yuan didn't agree anyway, so he had to settle for the next best thing, lying on the desk and doing it.

It's just that he just got his posture right, when he heard the sound of the iron door creaking, he turned his head and looked over, he was so scared that he almost fell down,? Or did Gu Yuan catch him with sharp eyes and hands? But did he catch him? The desk, which was already not very strong, was shaking out of shape.

??And Gu Yuan was afraid that Wei Xu would fall, so he hugged him and refused to let go. The weight of the two big boys fell together, which intensified the pressure on the desk, and it collapsed immediately.

?? The dean was also taken aback by the two of them, and ran over in a hurry thinking that something had happened. When he saw that the two were still laughing, they immediately exploded with rage.

?? "What are you two doing!"

??The loud voice resounded through the whole building. Wei Xu and Gu Yuan were arrested as a model. The next day, the big break took up time to report their "extremely arrogant behavior of dating in violation of school discipline and rules".

??Recalling it now, it's all a joke.

?? Seeing them smiling, Zhou Lian wanted to know even more, and asked again: "What were you two doing on the rooftop?"

?? Wei Xu innocently said: "What can we two innocent boys do? Why not just fall in love normally, and there are rotten tables and chairs on them, whoever touches it will make a sound and tilt it, so Lao Zhou will make a fuss and feel that we are messed up gone."

??——There are many slots and no mouths

??——I suspect that Wei Xiaoxu is driving and has evidence

??——I am so innocent that it is impossible for me to sit in a non-kindergarten car

??——Gu Yuanyuan laughed so condescendingly

??——Both of them are angry, and it seems that they have done nothing good.

?? Not only netizens think so, Zhou Li'an also thinks so, he questioned: "Did you two do something that can't be broadcast on the sacred campus?"

?? Wei Xu understood in a second and kicked him: "What are you thinking! How is it possible!"

?? Judging by his expression, Zhou Lian believed it.

?? Li Qingyan took a sip of coffee: "Take it easy, it's still live."

??Wei Xu immediately complained: "Zhou Li'an is not a human being. He thinks others are so dirty because he is not a human being."

?? "Who thinks you so dirty?" Zhou Li'an clicked his tongue: "You are so mysterious that you dare not say it, so I have to think in a wrong way?"

?? Li Qingyan coughed twice.

?? Wei Xu said: "The adulterer sees the adulterer."

?? Zhou Li'an: "I speculate on your behavior based on your character."

??Wei Xu: "It's not in my nature to do that kind of thing!"

?? Zhou Li'an: "Then Gu Yu—"

??He braked the car in time, but netizens have smashed these few words between the two of them thousands of times, especially CP fans, always feel that sugar is everywhere, especially the last thing that Gu Yuan brought up The corner of the mouth always makes people feel that the speed of the car is too fast.

?? Yu Chiyi knocked on the table with his fingers, "It's time."

??The party only started in the afternoon, so the lunch was actually prepared by everyone. Yu Chiyi is here. The people below may not dare to come up to call them, but they have to go down by themselves.

??The kitchen in the south building is very large, almost the standard of a star hotel kitchen. There are eight stoves and an oven. When they passed by, Du Jinpeng was still counting the prepared ingredients. See They come in with some surprise:

?? "How come so fast?"

"Didn't we agree to cook together at eleven o'clock?" Wei Xu looked around, but no one else was there: "Where are they?"

?? "They went over there to see Hunshi and Goose, and there are some things in the kitchen over there. Xiaojie went to get them."

?? As soon as the voice fell, there were noisy voices from outside the yard.

Among them, Duan Ran's voice is the most recognizable. He came in with big bags and small bags, "This is the chocolate that Sister Lu asked for, and what kind of biscuits and Oreos are there? She said that the Oreo salted cream box must be fresh It’s ready to eat, so I went to the kitchen next door again.”

?? After finishing speaking, he noticed the people in the kitchen and paused: "Has it started?"

??It doesn't look like this well-dressed appearance, does it??

??Du Jinpeng smiled: "Not yet, I'm waiting for you."

?? Duan Ran: "They are all here, they are right behind."

?? Sure enough, other people also came with fruits and various ingredients, which were so full that the cooking table could hardly fit.

?? Wei Xu is eager to try: "Then let's start first."

?? "You do me a favor."

?? "You just need to help me."

??Yu Chiyi and Gu Yuan spoke at the same time, looked at each other, and their eyes fell on Wei Xu.

??Wei Xu gulped down his saliva while facing the eyes of the two, and simply rolled up his sleeves: "I'll cook my own creative dishes today, and you can do your own, so leave me alone."