After wearing a book, I became popular with dog blood dramas

There was the sound of closing the door, and Zhan Biao looked at the braised pork on the table, wondering if he should stop eating for the sake of his health or live up to the delicious food and muster up the courage to finish it all at once.

Chen Yao breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he stopped Meng Tingshen and didn't let him eat.It seems that his cooking skills still need to be improved. He doesn't believe that he can't cook a normal dish, which is obviously delicious in color and flavor, but he must be poisoned if he eats it. It must be something wrong with one of his steps. Chef's moment.

"How about I pour it down?" Seeing Zhan Biao's hesitation in his eyes, Meng Ting had to help him make a decision, "Looking at Song Cheng's appearance, it should be quite uncomfortable. You should not eat it." .”

Zhan Biao pulled the plate to protect it, and smiled, "Anyway, I will have diarrhea, and it doesn't matter if I eat more or less, so it's better to satisfy my appetite!"

Talking about quickly killing the few remaining braised pork, Chen Yao looked at him as if nothing happened, and thought Song Cheng was just an accident, and his braised pork was normal.In the next second, I heard the sound of water gurgling from Zhan Biao's stomach, and cold sweat began to break out on his forehead.

Zhan Biao tried his best to control himself not to make a hideous expression, but his intestines seemed to be churned into a ball, and the surging feeling reached the peak in an instant, and he felt that he couldn't walk as far away as the toilet.

"Brother, I won't be greedy anymore. It's really too uncomfortable." Song Cheng moved with a sad face, and moved step by step on weak feet. He said pitifully, covering his swollen stomach, "I thought you said poisoning was just Just kidding, I didn't expect it to be so powerful."

Holding his breath, Zhan Biao gritted his teeth and said, "Me too, and its power is beyond my expectation."

"Seeing that you can still sit here, you should be better than Song Cheng!" Chen Yao rubbed his nose in embarrassment, seeing that he didn't rush to the toilet immediately, and felt that Zhan Biao was calmer than Song Cheng after eating a lot. And the possibility of poisoning is relatively weak.

Zhan Biao pulled the corners of his mouth weakly, not letting his emotions fluctuate. He was afraid that he would not be able to hold back if he was not hot, so he called for help to Chen Yao word by word, "Come and help me quickly, I can't get so far Far away, don't ask me why, I think you should be able to guess. Obviously, I am much more serious than Song Cheng."

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The other three fell into a silent time. Seeing that he was really uncomfortable, Chen Yao held back his laughter and dragged him halfway to the toilet. He also helped him close the door by the way. He couldn't hold back his burst of laughter when he returned to the living room.

"Goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose" Song Cheng had to make a small goose cry because of his stomach. It's cool to have someone more unlucky than himself. He wants to post this on his Moments to let everyone know that Zhan Biao is more embarrassing than himself .

Meng Ting was deeply concerned about Song Cheng's presence, he didn't dare to laugh without image like Chen Yao, but this incident was so funny that he was about to hold back tears, so he had no choice but to pinch Chen Yao's thigh for his own image, Control your expression.

With a hiss, Chen Yao lowered his head to look at Meng Tingshen's hand, and then followed his hand to look at his face. Tears still welled up in the corners of his eyes. He pinched the other's face and smiled, "They are all my trustworthy good friends. Don't worry, just laugh when you feel like it. Your contorted expression is not cute at all."

So Meng Tingshen threw himself into Chen Yao's arms under Song Cheng's nose, and let out a quack laugh, inexplicably feeling that it matched his own laughter, a goose called and a duck called, close relatives met and blended perfectly.

After all, Meng Tingshen still wanted face, and he didn't dare to show his true self unscrupulously in front of other people, but when he pressed his face on Chen Yao, it felt like there was an extra layer of protective film, at least half of his image was preserved.

By the time Zhan Biao walked out holding onto the wall, they had already finished laughing wildly. The first thing he did when he sat down was to slap Song Cheng on the shoulder with his remaining strength, and cursed in a weak voice, " Brat! Didn’t you know that I also have your WeChat account? How dare you make fun of me in Moments, do you want to go home and feed chickens or pigs?”

"Did I not block you? Then I may have forgotten, how about I edit it again?"

When Song Cheng said this, his face was innocent, as if he really did not mean it. If he hadn't deliberately edited Zhan Biao in the copywriting, everyone might have believed it.

Zhan Biao sneered, took out his mobile phone and was about to call Mother Song, "I'll call your mother right away, you have signs of falling in love recently, let her educate you personally!"

"Brother, my dear brother! Can't I make a mistake? I'll delete it right away." Song Cheng was afraid that he would really call his mother, so he immediately confessed his mistake and obediently sent that message in front of Zhan Biao. The circle of friends with more than a hundred comments was deleted within 10 minutes of going out, and he asked crying, "Is this okay? Don't look for my mother, I don't want to be dragged to clean the pigsty."

Zhan Biao's complexion did not improve, so many people liked and commented, what difference does it make if he deletes it or not!Anyway, he had already lost his old face, and the only thing that could save him was something even more embarrassing.

"It's not impossible for me not to call your mother, as long as you agree with me to post a message about your Moments." Zhan Biao had already thought up the copywriting in just a few seconds, and he also thoughtfully sent Song Cheng Ask for opinions, "Which one do you think I want to post? Is it about your bedwetting because of pets or about your eggs being stolen and your ass being pecked by hens? I'm very democratic, you choose yourself."

"I...can I choose neither?" The happy time is always short-lived. He never thought that the momentary hilarity would bear such a result. He hugged Zhan Biao's arm and begged for mercy, "These things are actually not at all. It’s embarrassing, and it’s not as explosive as asking someone to drag you to the toilet because of diarrhea, after all, not everyone will have the experience of pulling their pants down after taking two steps.”

After listening to Song Cheng's sophistry, Zhan Biao posted both things on Moments with a dark face, squinted his eyes and smiled, "Since you have such a hard time making a choice, you can post them all to help you get rid of the difficulty of choosing." You're welcome, who told me to be your Biao brother, as a brother, don't you have to help your younger brother more!"

"I didn't mean to thank you, and you should keep this kind of great help!" Song Cheng saw that he really posted his affairs to the circle of friends. He wanted to mess around to dispel Zhan Biao's idea, but at this moment, he could only watch Zhan Biao edit the copy in front of him and then send it, he could only lie down flat.

Standing aside, Chen Yao and Meng Tingshen heard their crosstalk-like dialogue, and turned around in a face-saving manner before laughing. They can bear this kind of funny thing twice.

As a result of this incident, when Zhan Biao and Song Cheng went to the bathroom frequently, the work in the studio could not proceed normally, so Chen Yao had to talk about it another day, and Zhan Biao and Song Cheng were angry at each other in the circle of friends. The embarrassing incident was also on the hot search in the back row.

Under Meng Tingshen's reminder, Chen Yao specially liked this trending search. Zhan Biao and Song Cheng's other friends also quickly arrived at the melon eating scene, pushing it to the front row.

The small group of "The Cabin in the Field" also became lively because of this, especially Gu Huai, who jumped up and down in the group, as if the one who was enthusiastic was not himself.

Gu Huai: Hahahahahaha, finally I am not the first person to be implicated!

Gu Huai: I just said that Song Cheng can bring people bad luck, I'm just influenced by him.

Gu Huai: I'm curious, what did you eat, Croton?

Liu Kan: Gu Huai, calm down!Although your image has already been shattered into dust, you should keep it anyway, you can't just give up like this.

Zhong Le: Hahahahaha, the power of being curious about something is so powerful, and it can also make people weak.

Song Cheng: next time please eat bad smile jpg

Chen Manting: Can't you stop the trending search?What's up with everyone running to like it?I broke my throat from laughing, I will record a song tomorrow, I broke my throat from laughing, will you compensate me?

Gu Huai: Anyway, I'm not the first to like it, I'm just following the trend.

Zhong Le: It’s better for you to keep it for yourself, we have no blessing to enjoy @宋成

Liu Kan: One thing to say, Song Cheng's unlucky physique is really funny, and it brings countless jokes to people around him

Chen Yao: I agree with @刘韦 Do you want to know the whole story?I am a witness, I can restore the scene to you, as long as you agree to eat the dishes I cook, add one if you want to know

Gu Huai: plus one

Liu Kan: plus one

Bell: add one

Chen Manting: plus one

Song Cheng: Are you still human?Shouldn't a friend help me resist this unkind behavior?Brother @陈尧 I don't want to! ! !You just need to tell Brother Zhan Biao.

Gu Huai: I want to listen to the full version, I believe that Song Cheng must be the one with diarrhea.

Chen Yao: Since everyone is willing to try my dishes, I’d rather be obedient and give you the full story right now

Today, they came to my house as guests, and I kindly cooked them a dish of braised pork. Before they started, I warned that eating this dish might cause poisoning, and severe cases would cause vomiting and diarrhea.Lured by the aroma of the braised pork, they couldn't control it, and happily ate one piece after another.

Gu Huai: Wait, what did you just post?

Liu Kan: Plus One has been withdrawn, I don't want to hear it anymore, thank you!

Zhong Le: Me too, suddenly very sleepy, I'm going to sleep!

Chen Manting: What happened? My cat actually took my mobile phone and wrote back to you. I want to teach it well and withdraw first.

Chen Yao: Withdrawal is invalid, you must do what you promised me, otherwise it will be exposed that you broke your promise.

Song Cheng: Hahahahaha, let you gossip, don't you know that curiosity will kill the cat?With my brother's character, he would be so kind, cook for you and tell you stories, you are not dreaming!

Gu Huai: I just got off the show, and it was my assistant who answered the news for me.Or should I let him eat?

Liu Kan: I just got my mobile phone back from the thief, and after looking at it, I found out that he actually responded to my messages, why don't you let him eat it?