After wearing a book, I became popular with dog blood dramas

Song Cheng nodded fiercely. When Zhan Biao discovered the chat records between himself and Gu Huai, he was also mocked by him. Now he has finally found someone who agrees with them. This is their bosom friend. He pinched his thigh to make himself cry "Brother, we thought the same way at the time. They had a very happy chat, and they talked about so many topics, but Brother Huai was still blocked."

"The test subject you are looking for is not right. It can be seen that there is something wrong with her." Chen Yao loosened his frown and was very sure of what Song Cheng said before, "You are right, she didn't get your humor. Single The dog may not be able to understand, so try again with another object."

After listening to the two more and more confident conversations, Zhan Biao's expression almost cracked, and he roared in his heart: What kind of mental retardation is this, does the brain disappear into the air with the breath?Or did the dung beetle accidentally eat them while eating?

Seeing that Chen Yao and Song Cheng were about to find Mr. Meng for an experiment, in order to save the relationship between Chen Yao and Mr. Meng from being broken, he said to stop their suffocating operation, "Chen Yao, if you still want to talk to Mr. Meng Always be together, I advise you not to try it. Your love experience is not richer than these two single dogs? You really dare to believe that they made up so-called cheats!"

"I think what they said is quite right. What's the problem?" This is the first time that Chen Yao disagrees with Zhan Biao's words. Obviously, this love cheat book is perfect. When I follow the above, I believe it will not be long before he The relationship with Meng Tingshen is harder than iron and deeper than [-] miles under the sea.

Zhan Biao held his forehead, took a deep breath and sighed, "Aren't you a fool! Didn't you see what happened to Song Cheng and Gu Huai? Let me tell you, a normal person can't do the thing of asking someone for a selfie. And even urged people to take pictures of you right away! People with a little love experience can’t do this, this kind of behavior is the most annoying, let’s not talk about whether she likes to take pictures, people’s photos will be sent to you if they haven’t been edited?”

"Isn't it? If my boss Meng asks me for a selfie, I can take ten for him right away!" Chen Yao thinks that Zhan Biao is too straight, and if he doesn't understand such delicate people like them, he will not only be satisfied The other party's request could exceed the other party's expectations, he pushed Song Cheng beside him and asked, "If I asked you to take a selfie, what would you do?"

Under the expectant eyes of the two, Song Cheng replied loudly, "Of course I'll take pictures for you right away, and I'll take as many pictures as you want!"

Chen Yao stretched out his thumb to Song Cheng with satisfaction, and looked at Zhan Biao proudly, "Listen, two to one, the minority obeys the majority, which means that everyone will still be like Song Cheng and me, who can not only take pictures immediately but also make different shapes. All kinds of selfies were posted.”

"Now you are fascinated by this so-called love secret book. You won't listen to what I say. If you want to try it, try it. I hope Mr. Meng can forgive you." Zhan Biao looked at the two men's promises, and lay down. No longer trying to persuade, he reasoned with Chen Yao, but the other party insisted on using the three people at the scene as a reference. He would not have done such a thing without cerebellar palsy for more than ten years.

"Brother, why don't we discuss it with Gu Huai? His theoretical knowledge is better than mine!" Before Chen Yao could speak, Song Cheng also stopped him. After all, the subject of the experiment was Mr. Meng. Gu Huai chatted and started again, "He still has a lot of tricks that he hasn't said, let's ask together."

"No need! He's not a stupid single dog like Chen Manting. I don't know him yet. He must be very happy to find out that I have a sincere heart for him." Chen Yao has deep trust in Meng Ting, and he will definitely feel it. For his own romantic feelings, Meng Tingshen has such a strong brain comprehension ability, and he will get the meaning he wants to express in minutes.

"Hehe!" Zhan Biao suppressed his cracked expression, turned expressionless again, and sat aside to watch them die.

Therefore, when Meng Tingshen saw the strange messages Chen Yao sent him, he still felt baffled. Didn't Chen Yao not read Moments?How do you know you posted a selfie yesterday?He even praised his selfie for looking good!Meng Ting frowned suspiciously, and lowered his head to reply to his message?

Meng Tingshen:? ? ?Are you talking nonsense?

Chen Yao: Your photos look really good, ten times more handsome than yourself!

Meng Tingshen: ...

Chen Yao: I swear, I mean it's all true, anyone who reads it will praise you.

Meng Tingshen: Where did you learn any strange things?Talking is a bit abnormal.When you come to pick me up, go to the hospital first to see if your brain is broken. A greasy straight male cancer is rushing towards me!

Chen Yao: Baby, I am seriously praising you, don't you feel my care and love for you?Didn't you notice that I have collected all the photos in your circle of friends?Look, your photos are my treasures.

Meng Tingshen: Who are you looking for?Didn't you discuss the studio with Zhan Biao?Why do you need to be beaten so much? If you want to praise me, can't you praise me from other places?If you insist on boasting about the photos, do you think I am not as handsome as the photos?Moreover, in yesterday's photo, your big face is clearer than mine. Are you trying to praise yourself?

When Chen Yao saw Meng Tingshen's series of question marks, he suddenly felt guilty. He deeply reflected that he did not follow the template completely, which made Meng Tingshen angry. After three seconds, he decided to change the topic and sent it word by word according to the template.

Chen Yao: Do ​​you know what day it is today?

Meng Tingshen: The day you just came out of the mental hospital!I don't know what the doctor's criteria for judging and leaving the hospital are, but they actually released you in advance to cause harm to mankind.

Chen Yao: I hate it~ I'm only doing it for you!And today is the day you stole my heart.

Meng Tingshen: When the two of us communicate, can I trouble you to accommodate human beings?Get rid of this straight and greasy way of speaking for me immediately, or don't chat with me.

No matter how dull Song Cheng's personality was, he could still feel that Meng Ting was deeply angry. He didn't dare to speak out and moved his butt away from Chen Yao cowardly. Let his brother face Meng's storm alone!

"Is there a problem with which step? Or did I choose the wrong entry point?" Chen Yao felt strange. When he and Meng Tingshen had an earthy love story before, he could get a laugh, but now it has become greasy?

Zhan Biao knew they had failed by looking at their expressions. He even gloated and took Coke and poured it into a goblet. While shaking the dark brown liquid, he admired their frustration with relish.

Chen Yao and Song Cheng were troubled for a long time, and in the end they could only admit that this was not a cheat book for love but a cheat book for breaking up. He sighed distressedly and said, "Fortunately, Mr. Meng is easy to coax, but I don't know where the problem is?"

Zhan Biao almost spit out a mouthful of Coke, tried his best to swallow the cold drink and said helplessly, "Brother, you should have some snacks! Since you realize that this will make the subject angry, you should be aware that there is a problem with the expression of this cheat book. I have said that the conclusions drawn by a single dog are not credible, besides, if you want your target to feel your thoughtfulness and romance, it is best to read the domineering president's article."

"I've seen a lot of this, but Ting Shen knows all the routines in it. I'm afraid he will be able to guess the next plot after I take the first step, so there is no surprise at all." Of course Chen Yao knew that the domineering president Wen , 80.00% of the small theater he and Meng Tingshen finished came from here, and Meng Tingshen knew all the routines in it like the back of his hand.

"I suggest you follow the routine. Since he knows the routine of the domineering president, explain how much he likes it. Since you want to surprise him and let him feel your thoughtfulness and true love for him, why don't you follow him?" Cut into what you like? Maybe he will be happier." Zhan Biao did not know where to find a pair of glasses, holding a goblet and continuing to shake Coke, as if a senior lecturer was trying his best to persuade Chen Yao .

Chen Yao nodded thoughtfully, as if there was really no need to follow the love secrets of taking care of Huai, and the relationship between himself and Meng Tingshen was indeed not developed by ordinary couples, and it was good to increase the relationship naturally.

Song Cheng saw that Chen Yao was shaken by Meng Tingshen, and he was still completely convinced by Zhan Biao. He rubbed his hands anxiously, and asked Chen Yao in a low voice, "Brother, I think Brother Huai's method is really good. Maybe he just poked Mr. Meng." Sore feet, why don't you try again?"

Song Cheng unswervingly trusted Gu Huai's love secrets, and tried to pull Chen Yao into his camp. After all, he was single for so many years, and he was looking for a partner and was ready to find his romantic side.

Chen Yao refused, Meng Tingshen was not used to this set, so he should not learn it, as long as he pampered him and let him go, and he and "No, this camp depends on you and Gu Huai! My Boss Meng doesn't follow this set." , I'm afraid he doesn't want me, I think it's better for me to stay away." He and Meng Tingshen don't need to deliberately find topics, and they understand each other, and they are already in love, so there is no need to experience the youthfulness and restraint of the first love.

Zhan Biao saw that Song Cheng was still stubborn, and he insisted on treating this summary as a treasure. Now that Chen Yao refused, he put on a mournful face, and patted the back of his head with an angry smile, "Stinky boy, talk about it by yourself. If you can't fall in love, don't play tricks to delay your brother's and Boss Meng's rapid progress. When you really meet someone you really like, you can try this method again to see if the other party will accept you?"

After a lot of fun, time gradually passed. Chen Yao waved goodbye to them and prepared to go to the Meng Group to pick up Meng Tingshen from get off work.Zhan Biao watched his leaving back worriedly, and prayed for him in his heart: I hope Mr. Meng is in a good mood today, not affected by Chen Yao's mentally retarded operation, and can forgive him for being fooled by Song Cheng and Gu Huai's lard for a while Eyes, say those words that are not human.

"What are you sighing for?" Song Cheng stood aside, heard his sigh, and looked at his sad face very curiously.

Zhan Biao sneered, "I'll call Aunt Song later and tell her that you are slender and want to fall in love. You'd better think about how to deal with her!"

Song Cheng hugged Zhan Biao tightly, took his hand and said coquettishly, "Brother, what did I do wrong? You said before that you would not tell her. You don't keep promises. Why do you torture my family like this!"

"Speak normally! Why are you acting coquettish, a tall man with more abdominal muscles than me?" Zhan Biao didn't spoil him at all, and slapped him on the shoulder. "Fortunately, Mr. Meng loves Chen Yao so much." Deep, otherwise normal people will definitely not want to see him again."