Learn to love in seduction

Send a message to Birdman, "Birdman, I haven't passed the fourth level, remember what you said!" "Sorry, you sent the wrong message, my surname is not Bird." "Damn, I'm looking for you."" Damn it." "Why, do you want to deny it? Damn! Damn! Damn!" "I've relied on you ten times without stopping." "If your waist is not sore, you can rely on it." "I won't lean on you Damn it, come to my lab, I'll treat you to dinner tonight." "Where are you going?" "On the first floor of the cafeteria, order whatever you want!" "I'll rely on you twenty times without breathing!" Graduate students are cool, the environment That makes us incomparable, sitting in his laboratory with the air conditioner blowing on the Internet, thinking that a certain beast should still be in the sauna in the library at this time, shouting three times in a row, I will let you take the 96 exam and make you laugh at me Exam 58.5, yes, I should turn on the air conditioner and let you take a sauna.Birdman was quite conscientious, so he didn't take me to the cafeteria. We went to the Mayan porridge house in Sanxiaokou. "What do you two want to eat?" the waiter asked me with a smile. "Anything with meat on it, you can have one, and he will pay for it!" Pointing to the bird man, he said.The waiter looked at the bird man, and the bird man took out 100 yuan from his pocket, patted it on the table, and said to the waiter, "I will only pay 100 yuan, you can see for yourself." After dinner, he was wandering on Changjiang Road. It's ringing! "Why?" "Shopping on Changjiang Road" "Two people, and a man" "Let me ask!" I thought to myself, dammit, there is nothing new about answering the phone, and what I said was the same as last time.You want to ask me if you want to go to the party. "It's the same buddy from last time. He said that he had invited a few people to play at his house, and asked if you would go?" "Go, anyway, I'm ready to break my virginity today!" "Little virgin, who do you want to have sex with?"" Catch who is who!" Take the bus and get off at Sanli'an, follow him and turn left and right into a community, on the second floor, knock on the door, hear the sound of slippers walking, the door opened, I, fainted.