After the leader of He Sen

The word mermaid is special because it contains both "human" and "fish".

Fish cannot leave the water.

So even if Lixiang did not show signs of water shortage, Mori Ogai carried her into the fish tank in the office after being out of the water for nearly 24 hours.

Lixiang, who just put on the custom-made scale texture underwear, is very happy. In fact, in terms of the length of the underwear, it would be more appropriate to call it with a sling.

There is also a button on the thin strap on the left shoulder, and the button has a pattern of the little mermaid. Of course, the prototype is not his little mermaid, but the little mermaid in "The Daughter of the Sea".

The little mermaid swam around in the clear water, came up, and said happily: "New...new...not...wet..."

"Because it's made of waterproof material, it won't get wet. Does Lixiang like it?" There are several steps on the side of the tall and large fish tank. Here the steps are covered with soft plush carpets.

"Hi...Happy..." The little mermaid will laugh when she is happy, swing her beautiful tail, and make bubbles in the water.

"Is there anything else Lixiang wants?" It's just a piece of clothing, so happy, wanting to satisfy all her wishes.

"Sea...snails...clams...shells...big!" She has always liked the small scallops and conch that Jiarui Nizi gave her, and she never gets tired of playing with them repeatedly.

"Okay, I'll buy you big conch shells and clam shells." He has always been very active, and what he promised in the morning was fulfilled at noon. The clam shells are big enough to hold a person and put them in the fish tank.The inside is also cushioned with soft materials, imitating the soft meat of clam shells, and the entire big clam shell is a big soft bed with waterproof function.

When the little mermaid lies down, only half of her caudal fin is exposed. If the clam shell is closed, she is the most beautiful pearl.

Lixiang has never seen such a novel thing since she became a mermaid. She took a nap in the clam shell for a few minutes, and then swam out of the clam shell to beat it up, down, left, and right, like a curious child.

Although the fish tank was big, it was not big enough to accommodate a large conch shell and a large clam shell, so the conch given to Lixiang was aggrievedly reduced in size, and it was only as big as Lixiang's two palms.

"Big... sea... snail! Big... clam... shell!"

Hearing her excited tone, Mori Ogai didn't seem to dislike the small size of the conch.

Women like bags, clothes, jewelry, luxury cars.In fact, men like it too.

Most of the above things are useless to Lixiang, maybe the conch is her jewelry, and the big clam shell is her luxury car.

"Lixiang...like...like...gift...things..."

"As long as you like it, it's just to make Lixiang happy." Mori Ogai sat on the steps.

"but!"

"but?"

"I like... I like... Lin Taro the most!"

Mori Ogai covered his face, he wasn't shy, he wasn't that thin-skinned.

*

Fukuzawa Yukichi received a call from an acquaintance.

Mori Ogai said a word, and he hung up the phone.

After a few seconds, the other party called again, and he picked it up again, prudently saying: "What's the matter?"

The other party wanted to make some detours, but when he heard his tone, he thought it was unnecessary, so he cut straight to the point: "I want to borrow Dazai's ability."

"reason."

"Your Excellency Fukuzawa, your language is becoming more and more concise. This will not please people, but it will really lead to a lonely end."

Fuze felt a little strange, this person would not say such unnecessary words for no reason, but he was too lazy to play tricks on him, so he repeated: "The reason."

"It's really old-fashioned and unreasonable," Mori Ogai sighed softly, "To make a long story short, my wife is sick and needs the help of [Disqualification in the World]."

Although the success rate may not be 100%, after all, spells and abilities are two systems, but it is worth a try.

Fuze glanced at the number on the phone, it was not a fake, so did he hear it wrong just now?Did the words of magical realism really come from Mori Ogai?

Fukuzawa: "Are you drunk?"

Mori Ogai: ...?

"Or suffering from delusional disorder."

"...Ah, Your Excellency Fukuzawa is really good. The words are getting less and less, but the ability to piss people off is getting bigger and bigger. I told you the reason, and see if you agree or not."

"How do I know if you're lying?" It's better to say that he is lying.

Mori Ogai looked at the little mermaid who was sleeping soundly with her eye sockets in the big clam shell. He really didn't want to wake her up, but he couldn't help it, "I see, then..."

A few minutes later, Fukuzawa came out of the president's office, "Where is Dazai?"

"Is there anything the president wants from me?" Osamu Dazai, who rarely skipped work but chose to fish in the office, turned around his seat.

"I have a task for you."

"Huh? Am I alone?" The implication: Is there no one who can blame me to accompany me?

"Yes," Fukuzawa nodded solemnly, "The mission location is the chief's office in the □□ building."

This time, all the staff present in the office were curiously poking their heads, but Osamu Dazai showed a disgusted look, "I don't want to go there, it will be very troublesome if I accidentally encounter annoying slugs."

Atsushi Nakajima, who was closest to Osamu Dazai, was sorting out the documents. Hearing this conversation, he couldn't help asking: "What is the task?"

President Fukuzawa, who has always been steady and composed, fell suspiciously silent, and it took him a long time to say: "That man's wife is sick and needs medical treatment."

"That person refers to—" Atsushi Nakajima carefully observed the president's expression, "The boss?"

"Ah."

The office became quiet.

"Ah...but shouldn't you go to Ms. Xie Ye for medical treatment?" Atsushi Nakajima asked blankly, his brain still struggling to understand the meaning of the president's last words.

Fuze: "He didn't make it clear, it should be a disease caused by a supernatural power."

"Sounds interesting." Dazai stroked his chin, his face turned into a cartoonish little round face, his eyes blinked, "Are you sure it's not a hoax?"

"I saw the girl's face and heard her voice," Fukuzawa said.

"Girl?" Dazai's eyes sparkled.

Generally speaking, "woman" is correct.

Even if there are heavy guards, it is not difficult for Dazai to sneak into the headquarters building of the Communist Party of China.What's more, now that he was "invited" to his previous identity, there was no such thing as defense, and it was even easier to enter the chief's office.

He just didn't expect the sight in front of him.

The young man's iris eyes reflected the appearance of a mermaid.

The light blue scale-shaped sling worn on the upper body is connected to the fishtail of the lower body. Visually, the light blue scales grow from the chest to the tip of the tail.There is no sense of strangeness, only a sense of surprise.

The freeze time was about 20 seconds, and he took out his phone to take a picture.In the end, it was confiscated by Sen Ou with a smile on his face.

"Huh? Didn't you want my help? Why aren't you even allowed to take a photo?" His dissatisfaction rose.

"Doctor...doctor..." The little mermaid pulled Mori Ogai's sleeve with one hand, and pointed to Osamu Dazai in front of him with the other.

"Yes, he is the doctor who is coming to treat you." Mori Ogai said softly.

Using the word tenderness on Mori Ogai is so terrifying that Dazai would get goosebumps all over from the disgust of the thoughts in his mind.

"Miss Kiyoe, don't you remember me? We met once at the Armed Detective Agency." Dazai Osamu bent down to meet Lixiang who was sitting on the edge of the sofa, "You are even more beautiful after becoming a mermaid."

With honey brown eyes meeting iris eyes, the little mermaid smiled generously: "Lixiang...beautiful!"

It seems that not only the body has changed, but also the personality has changed, but Miss Mermaid.

Is Odasaku a prophet?

Just talking about seeing the mermaid lady Odasaku will definitely believe it, but having photos can always add a little more convincing, and maybe you can see interesting expressions.

I will definitely take a sneak shot later.

"Miss Qingzhi, are you willing to—"

"Dazai, is it meaningless to repeat some words a second time? What's more, she is my wife now." The fake smile mask came into play again.

"Hey, the kind of relationship that can be proved by paper is so flimsy, it's fine if you tear it up. What's more, you don't have any paper to prove that relationship, do you?" Dazai said indifferently.

Mori Ogai ignored his question and handed over a pair of glasses, "Look at the curse spirit on her chest."

"Curse spirit?" The glasses are black-rimmed, and Dazai looks a little more student-like after wearing them, and his frivolous temperament is suppressed to make him a little cute.

Through the lens infused with magic power, Dazai saw a pair of large lapis lazuli wings on the left chest of the mermaid, like a butterfly resting on a flower, and like a little mermaid wearing an extremely expensive brooch.

Only wings, no butterfly body.

"It grew out of Lixiang's heart, and the seeds are still dormant in the heart. I want you to use [Disqualification in the World] to get rid of this mantra." Mori Ogai also put on the infused mantra. power glasses.

"Will it work?" Dazai observed closely, "Spell power and abilities are different after all."

Smart people can always omit the redundant nonsense in the middle of communication, and even the cause and effect can be inferred from the clues.

"It doesn't hurt to try." If it doesn't work, think of another way.

Affected by the atmosphere, the little mermaid became nervous, "No... cut... the knife..."

"Don't use the knife, just let the doctor touch the curse spirit with his finger." Mori Ogai rubbed his hand on her bare shoulder to express his comfort.

"I'm afraid... it hurts..."

"It doesn't hurt, Lixiang doesn't have to be afraid."

Dazai listened to the words of the two people coming and going, and watched the interaction of subtle movements, but it was a pity that he had no complaints around him and could only do it for him: "It's really subtle enough to see the former boss behave completely out of character. "

The wording is still a bit euphemistic, not to the degree of subtlety, but the degree of surprise.In the final analysis, there is really no possibility of the two people intersecting.

unless--

The little mermaid has something in him that he can use.

At this time, the scope of guessing can be narrowed.

Could it be that the little mermaid has unique abilities?Or is it just a pretty face?

It’s just that general beauty doesn’t need to be juxtaposed with the previous question. Dazai is not an idiot, and he has his own inner yardstick to measure the degree of beauty.The face of the little mermaid is in the full mark.

But the object is Mori Ogai, so the first guess is more reliable.

"Although your conjecture is roughly correct, the urgent task now is not the time to ponder that kind of problem." Mori Ogai saw through his thoughts.

"Yes." Dazai stretched out his index finger and pointed at the wings of the curse spirit to activate the ability, "Actually, I'm also curious if [No Longer Human] can work on the curse spirit."

What I touched was not wings, but cold sea water. It was just a finger but I could taste the bitter taste, but the finger did not have a system that could receive taste signals. It was a dreamlike experience.

Wings seemed to feel threatened, thrashing about in a dying struggle.There was a severe pain in the little mermaid's heart, as if someone reached into her chest to hold her heart and kneaded it wantonly.

She screamed in pain.

The little mermaid's scream turned into a sharp signal and stabbed him several times.

Mori Ogai expected to have uncomfortable symptoms, but he didn't expect the symptoms to come so violently, "Tai-zai!"

"I got it, I got it." Osamu Dazai withdrew his finger and stepped aside consciously.

The little mermaid fell on the sofa clutching her chest, her tail curled up tightly, her face was pale with pain, and her tears flowed from the pain.

Mori Ogai hurriedly found a medicine to give her an injection, and hugged her, "Li Xiang, it's okay, it's okay now, don't touch that curse spirit, we won't touch it anymore."

The offensive of pain has been mostly neutralized by the medicine. Although the medicine is used quickly, the little mermaid is still so painful that she has no strength, even crying silently and unable to make a sound.

Mori Ogai thought that his heart would also artificially ache.

"It's okay, it's okay now." He couldn't help her wipe away the tears, once the tears left the eye sockets, they turned into round pearls.

Osamu Dazai deliberately choked, "It doesn't look like it's okay, does it?"

Under other circumstances, Mori Ogai might have said a few words to him, but he didn't bother to waste words now.

For the first time in his life, Osamu Dazai had the experience of being a light bulb and felt that he was big and bright.

"No... I want... Lin Taro..." The little mermaid lost her temper in pain, "Lin Taro...bad!"

"Okay, okay, I'm a bad person, Lixiang, don't be angry, your body is the most important thing, you should have a good rest first." The magic spell was affected by the potion, and his wings fanned into a drowsy effect, and his little mermaid should also be sleepy.

"Say...no...it hurts," the little mermaid was forced to huddle in Mori Ogai's arms, "let...me... hurt!"

The little mermaid thought, obviously Lin Taro said that the doctor would not hurt her, but just stretching out her finger made her feel so painful that she couldn't die.I said yesterday that I wanted to treat her well, but today I treated her badly.

The more the little mermaid thought about it, the sadder she became. The more she thought about it, the more she felt that she had been cheated, and the pearls fell down without any money.

Mori Ogai is good at sweet words, but not good at apologizing. When he saw the broken pearl, he could only start with the cliché "I'm sorry": "I'm sorry, it doesn't matter if this curse spirit stays in Lixiang's heart like this. I was too stupid and too impatient to think of a better way to deal with it.”

"I hate... I hate... Lin Taro... woo..." The little mermaid cried aggrievedly.

Crying is better than not being able to make a sound, which means that there is still strength to cry. Mori Ogai put his chin against the top of her head and coaxed her helplessly: "Don't cry, don't cry."

If you call him a bad person, you can reply "Okay, I'm a bad person".

He said he hated him, but he couldn't reply "Okay, okay, it's okay to hate me".

It's related, of course it's related to hating him.

Osamu Dazai felt that something was wrong with his whole being. He thought he was opening a witty novel, but when he opened the first page, he was overwhelmed by the thick pink romance.

Even if someone jumps out and tells him that Miss Mermaid's ability is to seduce men, he will temporarily give up thinking and choose to believe for 2 minutes.

I can probably understand how shocked President Fukuzawa was when he received the call request.