[Complete] I'm probably a god

[Swimsuit occasion]

The thing is like this, because it’s summer too recently, so one day Hara Zema looked at the models in swimsuits in the magazine, and suddenly had a whim, thinking whether we should go to the beach together.

If you think about it carefully, since he summoned his followers, it feels like he hasn't given them a holiday?

No, although this is not an employment nature, and his followers don't need any vacations, but Yuan Zezhen always feels like the boss of a black-hearted enterprise.

In summer, isn’t the seaside associated with this season?

The opportunity is rare, and there is nothing important to do anyway, so...

"How about, let's find some time to go to the beach together?"

Harasawa Shindou.

Then there was a strange silence in the hall for a while, and then Yuzao rushed forward with glowing eyes.

"Go to the beach?? Is that what I think??"

He was obviously very excited.

"I'm going! I'm definitely going to the aster! When are we going??"

"...No, it's just a proposal, it's just an idea, there's no actual plan."

Harasawa Shindou.

For some reason, he always felt as if he had already foreseen Tamamo's reaction like this.

"No problem, aster! Tamamo-mae, I can go anytime!"

"Hey, you can go anytime...do you have a swimsuit ready?"

"Swimsuits and the like are already ready!"

Tamamo said very proudly.

Yuan Zezhen: ...No, I always feel that something is not right.

"Beach?" Gilgamesh looked away from the book in his hand and looked at Hara Sawama. "I'm also interested in going to the beach."

"What about the others?" Yuan Zezhen asked.

"It seems very interesting, please take me one." Jeanne smiled, "Actually, I haven't been to the beach yet."

Arthur: "I'm really looking forward to it."

After that, Yuan Zezhen asked Dr. Roman for his opinion, and Dr. Roman naturally agreed.

Rather, as long as it was proposed by Yuan Zezhen, he has no disagreement.

On the contrary, Yuan Zezhen was finally willing to go out, and he was a little moved.

"Then, if the arrangements are made..."

……

And now they are at the beach.

Because there are a lot of tourists at the usual seaside, so the appearance of so many servants at the seaside will definitely cause riots.

Well, in terms of appearance, if there is only one, they will probably be surrounded, let alone a group.

So they directly found an island without people, used magic to teleport to that island, and set up an enchantment, so that passing planes or ships would ignore it subconsciously.

As for satellites that may cause problems, for the first emperor, this is simply a piece of cake.

What surprised Hara Zezhen was that these guys didn't even know when their swimsuits were ready.

After asking, it turned out that Merlin took them to buy it online.

Yuan Zezhen didn't know for a while whether he should complain that the size bought online was correct, or whether he should complain about something else.

No, the topic itself is delicate, so let's skip it.

In fact, when they were discussing, Bai Ze also just came to visit. Yuan Zezhen originally asked him if he wanted to come together, but when he learned that they were going to the beach, he categorically refused.

He said he didn't know what fun a bunch of guys had at the beach, and there were no girls in bikinis.

Yuan Zezhen was speechless for a while.

However, to be reasonable, he really thinks that no girls are prettier than his followers, at least he hasn't met them now, and given his range of activities, he probably won't meet them in the future.

Yuan Zezhen lay on the beach chair, watching Jack and the others playing beach volleyball over there, listening to the sound of the waves, it was really very pleasant.

At first glance, it was all white and florid. Well, with this appearance, it can be said to be very eye-catching.

"Aster, don't you want to go swimming?"

Nightingale Road.

"Could it be that you are worried that the sun will tan your skin?"

"If this is the problem, don't worry, I will..."

"No, it's not, thank you in advance!"

Yuan Zezhen interrupted Nightingale decisively.

He didn't want to know what the Nightingales would do, and besides, he didn't care whether the sun was in the sun or not. Even if it was in the sun, it would be good to set up a barrier that could filter out ultraviolet rays.

Well, although using magic seems to be a bit of a thing in this respect, practicality comes first.

And, Yuan Zezhen found that several people had passed in front of him, all of them passed in front of him intentionally or unintentionally.

He probably knew what they were going to do, so he couldn't help but sighed.

"...Tamamo-mae, do you have something to do?"

"Eh? No, no, nothing special..."

"Stop lying, your ears are pricked up."

"Woo!" Tamazamo covered his ears all of a sudden, and after being stared at by Yuan Zezhen for a while, he could only speak in a low voice, "I want Aster to praise me."

"……what?"

"Just, that's..." Yuzao's cheeks were stained with a blush.

"Aster, this is a rare opportunity, do you want to go surfing with us?"

Jeanne's voice sounded.

Yuan Zezhen looked over there, and was surprised to find that it was Joan of Arc in an alter state.

No, although after the previous matter was resolved, there was no way to restore this alter state, because there was no harm, so I let it go, but why does Joan of Arc appear in the alter state now?

...Wait, if Joan is in an alter state, it's possible that Arthur is also...

Yuan Zezhen looked in Arthur's direction, and met the King of Knights whose hair had turned gray and white. His figure was reflected in those golden eyes, and then he pointed the water gun in his hand at him, and then he did not hesitate. He pulled the trigger without hesitation.

The range of the water gun is of course not that far.

Yu Zaoqian knew why the alter Joan of Arc suddenly interrupted him, and a red cross appeared above his head.

"Wait a minute, I was talking to Aster just now?"

"Ah? Is there any?"

The iconic, mocking smile appeared on Joan's face again.

The young man's long white hair almost reached his calf, and it was tied neatly into a ponytail at this time. He was only wearing a pair of swimming trunks and an unlined shirt, showing his fair and slender figure at a glance.

Yu Zaoqian and Joan of Arc were back and forth, and it was Dr. Roman who came to him.

"Isn't that good once in a while?"

Yuan Zezhen shifted his gaze to him and froze on him for a while.

Not to mention, although Dr. Roman looks thin, he is also very predictable.

"Yes."

Really good.

Eye-catching aspect.

[Christmas round]

The thing is like this, when Yuan Zezhen was going out, he suddenly noticed that there were red and green decorations blowing up on the street, and suddenly realized that Christmas was coming.

It is now the middle of December, and the temperature has begun to drop. If possible, he has avoided going out as much as possible, so he has not noticed it.

"Christmas is coming."

Yuan Zezhen sat and said something suddenly.

"Christmas?" Doctor Roman said, "Ah, speaking of it, if you count the days, it is indeed."

Gilgamesh: "There are so many festivals for modern people."

Variety.

Because they have a certain amount of modern knowledge and have lived in this era for so long, they all know something about Christmas more or less.

If you want to say, maybe the connection with Joan of Arc and Amakusa Shiro will be bigger, right?

Yuan Zezhen thought so, but he was not very sure.

Although it will not be a grand celebration, it is still a symbolic one, just for this atmosphere, to make everyone happy.

He prepared some decorations, decorated the house, and agreed with Tamamo that the Christmas menu should be richer, and that was about it.

As a result, on Christmas Day, something unexpected happened.

Joan of Arc and Arthur suddenly became "Santa Claus".

No no no, it doesn't mean they dress up as "Santa Claus" with red hats and red clothes and white beards, but...

Yuan Zezhen didn't know how to describe it for a while.

It's almost like being brainwashed? ?

Arthur was wearing cotton clothes, holding a white cloth bag in his hand, which was bulging, containing all kinds of gifts he had collected from nowhere.

Even the sled was ready.

...even if it looks like a hippopotamus anyway.

As for Joan of Arc, she was also dressed very similar to Arthur, and her figure was one size smaller, she looked like a child, not much older than Jack.

What I said was very childish,

... well dressed, very cool.

Ah, who did you learn this style of dressing from? ? ?

Moreover, both Arthur and Jeanne are in alter state.

Yuan Zezhen asked around, only to find out that the reason why Joan of Arc became what she was when she was young was because she drank the suspicious medicine of Gilgamesh.

Gilgamesh: "...What, why are you looking at me like that? I didn't let him drink it!"

Dr. Roman looked at it, thought for a while, and said, "Well, there must be something wrong with the spirit foundation?"

Then, because Hara Zezhen happened to talk about Christmas, so...

Hmm, maybe?

It's not clear what the actual reason is.

"Aster, I want to eat turkey." Arthur who became "Santa Claus" said so seriously.

"Ah! Is it a turkey? Sure enough, for Christmas, we have to eat turkey!" Joan of Arc said excitedly.

Although in an alter state, the current Joan of Arc who has become younger has a personality closer to the original Joan of Arc than the adult alter.

Then, similar to Gilgamesh, his attitude towards the adult's alter is also very subtle, if he wants to say it, he should be embarrassed.

Yuan Zezhen: ... What's going on with you all? ?

The two "Santa Clauses" even wanted to go out to distribute gifts in high spirits, but Yuan Zezhen stopped them at least.

Just kidding, if you go out with this kind of dress, it will cause a sensation every minute.

These people have no self-awareness at all.

"That, Arthur?"

Hara Ze really called out.

The name is the same.

"What's the matter, is there something wrong?"

Merlin: "Pfft, this Wang is really...too bad, I want to take a picture."

After all, King Arthur in the alter state always looked at him with a look of rubbish.

Yuan Zezhen: I don’t think so, you will probably be hammered to death.

Dr. Roman also had a headache: "Ah, how long will this state last?"

Nobody knows.

It is worth mentioning that the ranks of Joan of Arc and Arthur have also changed.

Joan of Arc became an Ncer, and Arthur became a Rider.

It's really fascinating.

Well, although Joan of Arc in the young alter state is very cute.

Saseiin Kiara: "Don't be so flustered, aster, it's a good thing to follow the festival, isn't it?"

"...That's what I said, but..."

Emperor Shi Huang, who had been watching the excitement, finally said, "Well, it's a good sideshow."

Yuan Zezhen: ... Can it be better?

But to my surprise, I thought I would have another headache for a while, but after Christmas Eve, the two returned to their original appearance the next day.

What a joy, a joy.