Network Matching Master VS Online Game Master

, The Seven Year Itch

In his fourth year in Wangdu, he made a bold statement: "I will always be here!"

At that time, Jin Xingshan said to him like this: "You can say this sentence after you have reached seven years."

It's the seventh year now, and he's still there.It's just that, after work, the focus of life shifts, and the time spent on online distribution is much less.

He is a perfectionist and always treats himself harder than others.Either don't do it, and do your best if you want to do it, whether it is network distribution or study work.

In the past, when he returned home, he would read the script and think about the role.I don't know when, he was too lazy to read the original text, too lazy to read the script, too lazy to ponder over the characters, let the screenwriter redefine the tone of his lines, and use the so-called superb acting skills of fans to interpret the stereotyped characters.Even if he is so careless, fans will blindly praise and praise the show, which makes him even more lazy to perform it with his heart.

This kind of dubbing is boring and lacks fun. As time goes by, he no longer wants to pick up the script when he returns home.

He recalled the original intention of the online matchmaking circle - to practice Chinese, to make a small experience.

Now his Chinese has been trained to the standard of a professional voice actor, and he has hooked up to three hundred if not three thousand, which seems to be complete. The network is so big that there is no reason for him to be nostalgic? !

"Brother is no longer in love."

The short four words on Weibo have caused countless fans to associate and argue to keep them... So far, his Weibo comments are the most among all CVs, and the retweeted fans are also the best.A year ago, his "The Voice of China" was off the air. At that time, he revealed that because of work, he had no energy to host "The Voice of China", and then he revealed that he would not accept new dramas, and after that... it is now .

All this has to make fans have bad associations, and they are right, Kite is just tired and tired, and doesn't want to play dubbing anymore.This little online match has brought him a lot of vanity, but in reality he doesn't say that everyone loves him, anyway, there are countless small ones who are sought after, so it is not rare for him to be sought after on the Internet.

"Another person drinking Coke?"

"It's this line again? Can't you change it to something new?" Kite raised her eyebrows, and smiled at the person who struck up a conversation, "Uncle."

"..."

A man with 31 flowers, Nan Bo thought he was still in his golden age, but was called uncle by a young man ten years younger than himself, Nan Bo was speechless.

Kite and his harem can be regarded as a landscape of this bar.Everyone in the circle knows that there is a little shou named Shen Huai who calls himself Xiao Gong who likes to order a cup of Coke and drink it until the dead of night.There is always a circle of Xiaoshou around him, one batch after another.

Someone described this scene: a group of monsters held a symposium in Pansi Cave.

Kite is a person who is afraid of being lonely. He likes to chat with people, and he calls himself Xiao Gong. Even if he never 419, he never talks about love.

Nan Bo is just one of the many uncles who approached him. If he hadn't become his boss, Kite would never have bothered to smile at him.

"Is there something bothering you? You smile very far-fetched."

"You don't understand the young man's world uncle, so you don't have to worry about eating salty radish."

Nan Bo smiled indifferently: "I can't see Shining, are you lonely?"

"Miss your business."

"If you miss it, go see him."

"Uncle, you are very annoying. I have work to do now, so I don't have time to suffer."

"But you said that if you don't see him for a month, you will miss him. You used to visit him every month."

"Well, brother's menopause, are you satisfied?"

"..."

The kite flattened the Coke can and threw it into the trash can: "You are so annoying." Every time, Nan Bo accompanied him to the end and sent him home. If there is a ride, it is not worth it, but his mouth is still rude. "Go home, I don't want to see you again."

"Uncle, I've said many times that I'm not interested in old men. Okay, you're not old, but you're ten years older than me, right? I'm not interested in Uncle Shou, I'm not interested. You can change your target."

"If you don't give me a salary increase, why should I be reluctant to accept an uncle. If you give me a salary increase, I don't want to pay it back."

"you're drunk."

"I only drink Coke." Kite opened the car window, and the cold night wind poured in. "I have been sober all the time, and I can't find what attracts me to you."

No matter which aspect, Nan Bo is not his favorite type.

age.He likes those who are close in age.

figure.He likes slender and thin.

temperament.He likes icebergs to be cold.

sound.He likes clear and melodious.

No matter which point, he will imagine Jin Xia, his male god.

His desktop is a close-up photo of Jin Xia, and a group photo of him and Jin Xia is placed on his desk.I've liked him for many years, even though I don't have the same passion as before, he's still used to being obsessed with him and obsessing over him every day...

Going to see Shining this weekend.

After making up my mind, the kite is full of energy.Nan Bo walked behind him and said softly, "You are the only employee in the company who doesn't know how to fish." Except for the occasional daze, he was extremely satisfied with Kite, an employee.Recalling Jin Xia who once attracted him, that kid always likes to fish when he goes to work. Although he doesn't delay his work, in good conscience, Nanbo doesn't like employees with such a style.

"But I have a boss who fishes all day."

The kite will kill the star if it doesn't talk back, Nan Bo is funny: "Let's have lunch together?"

"it is good."

In the past, Jin Xia always showed embarrassment in the face of such invitations, but after a few times, Nan Bo realized it.Jin Xia and Kite have similar qualities, but they are basically two people.Nan Bo knows that they are completely different, but he can't help but compare them.

As for the kite, there is no comparison between him and Jin Xia.

His sparkle is unique and irreplaceable.

In a restaurant they like to go to, there are three beauties, and Kite likes to tease them.Nan Bo watched the kite molesting the audience every day, but today he couldn't help talking: "Just talk and don't practice fake tricks."

"Don't think of me as nasty as you." Kite retorted, "Brother can't be dirty."

Nan Bo said: "I didn't see how romantic you are, I only saw that you are as innocent as a little sheep."

"What you see is an illusion."

"I see the truth through appearances."

Kite curled the corners of her mouth and smiled alluringly: "No matter how much you provoke brother, you won't lose your virginity."

"..."

"My first time is for..." Kite thought for a while, "I really want to leave it for Shining, but if he cheats behind my back, it's not my love for Shining, so let's leave it for my future lover. The two of us belong only to each other."

Nan Bo knows Kite's view of love, but thinks he is whimsical, especially in the gay circle, such love is more difficult to find.If he sticks to his goal, maybe he can keep his virginity long enough to break the Guinness World Record.

Nan Bo spoke out his thoughts truthfully, only to see Kite's ruddy lips move slightly, and spit out four words: "None of your business~"

"Why doesn't anyone want a good man like my brother?" In the fantasy bar, Kite bit his straw with a melancholy expression on his face.

"That's because my brother is too demanding. As long as my brother is willing, I will go through fire and water to contribute chrysanthemums for you." Xiao Shouyi said.

"Brother Shen Huai, I really want to have a fling with you, when did you join us, huh?" Little Shou Er said.

"Kite."

When Nanbo arrived, everyone scattered, leaving the battlefield to these two.Although the two haven't expressed their opinions, many people agree that they are a couple - haven't you seen that they go home together every time?

"Uncle, you are annoying."

It is a very common opening line, and Nan Bo is used to it: "Pick you up and go home."

"I have legs, I can walk, I have money, I can take a taxi, I have brains, I can go home."

Nan Bo snorted, but did not leave. He chose to sit beside him and order a glass of whiskey to accompany him to relieve his worries.

The kite said: "I really don't understand you, am I that good? It's worth your stalking me? Why didn't you show such vigor when chasing Shining back then."

"Are you happy that I caught up with Jin Xia?"

"At least I can see Shining every day."

"..."

"As long as I can see him every day, what does it matter who he is with?"

"Yes, I was wrong, I should have worked harder back then."

"Drink it, let's go, go home."

"Since you want to see him so much, why don't you work in City S?"

"I'm here to work, not to talk, and I don't make a distinction between public and private."

"It feels like you're scolding me."

"You have always made no distinction between public and private, as Shining said."

"How does he judge me behind his back?"

"Do you still care about his evaluation? To tell you the truth, he doesn't have any evaluation of you, just a passer-by."

Nan Bo laughed, although the answer was very realistic and cruel, but it was within his expectation, and he accepted it calmly: "I can see that you are different from him. You are very affectionate and have a cleanliness about relationships, whether it is love or friendship. .I think even if I can't be your lover, I can be your lifelong friend."

"You are wrong, Shining also attaches great importance to love, love, family and friendship, he attaches great importance to it, but you do not belong to the category of these three, but I am in the category of friendship. This kind of Shining is the one I love, I don't even know you What did you love about him, you don’t know anything about him, and I don’t know what you love about me, you don’t know anything about me either. I think you belong to the Appearance Association? When you see a beautiful boy, you get sperm in your head? But brother is not a beautiful boy either Yes, a handsome young man."

Nambo looks at him as if re-examining him as a person.Kite always speaks very straightforward and hurtful words, but the more he does this, the less he will give up easily.He has known him for four years, longer than he has known Jin Xia.Jin Xia may have been distracted and infatuated that time, but this time it was...

Sincerely?

The 35-year-old has never had a real relationship, and Nan Bo can't help but feel sad for his monotonous life.What has he done in these years, his career is successful, but his relationship experience is full of ups and downs, the people he loves always don't love him, it's a tragedy in the world.

"Of course, there are a lot of people chasing my brother, so I don't miss you alone. Good night." Kite straightened her clothes and blew a kiss to him, "Benefits for you, dear~"

The kite hummed a song and went upstairs. Nan Bo looked at his back as he jumped up and down. The body of the kite had the vigor and vigor unique to young people. Just looking at his back, he was so pure and green that he was in a mess. Just turning around, he became a monster. .

☆、The seven-year itch

Kite's debut work is the main character, which is cooperating with Liu Xing in Chaos Times.At that time, Liu Xing in Chaos was pink, and his famous work was Hexuanfei CP, and Xingfei CP was regarded as an official match by fans.

The strong insertion of the kite broke the official CP, and the Star Wind Party rose overnight, and the kite became an instant hit. His unique voice left a deep impression on the audience, and his immature acting skills also won unanimous praise from everyone.

Kite is Liu Xing in the Chaotic Times that I knew at that time. When I first entered the network, everything I did was fresh and sincere.He sincerely asks Liu Xing of Chaos Times for advice on scripts, characters, and acting skills, but as a senior, Liu Xing of Chaos Times is very irresponsible, chatting with him when he has time, but not discussing acting skills with him.

Kite just figured it out on his own, and after the play came out, the audience praised him for being better than Liu Xing in Chaotic Times.

Chaotic Liuxing is cheerful and easy-going, Kite likes to play with him and listen to his singing.The relationship between the two has become increasingly hot, and they played soy sauce together in several dramas successively.The Starwind Party continued to grow as the kite's popularity increased, and finally overwhelmed the Starfly Party.

But for one year, Kite was always in the same place. In the second year, he planned an ft program "Catch the Voice", so that more people could get to know him and become familiar with him. Passers-by became fans, and fans became loyal.

In the third year, he stepped into Zihong's hall, and Liu Xing in Chaos Times also went from pink to bright red, which is not far from Zihong.This fire can't be ignited no matter what, Chaotic Liuxing lacks acting skills and lacks masterpieces, he is also "doing nothing", obviously he is a cv but he likes to sing the most, and most of his fans are because of his songs.

At this time, Kite's CP is in full bloom, but fans think that the official match is Xingfeng.The friendship between Kite and Liuxing in the Chaotic Times is well known, and people talk about it.

Xingfengdang talked about their adulterous relationship like a treasure.

On the kite's birthday, Liu Xing called and sang songs all night.

Liu Xing's birthday, the kite all-in-one machine produced a mad in a week.

Kite likes to bully Liu Xing, calling him an idiot and a fool, full of arrogance and pampering.

Liu Xing likes to talk about kites, and he is a good person, a very good person, if he can't leave the kite in a few words.

Call Liu Xing on the kite yy, and it will be there whenever you pass.

Liu Xing sings late, the kite will gently remind him to drink more water and rest early.

Kite wants to play games, Liu Xing pulls him into the game.

……

Xingfeng Xingfeng, a match made in heaven.

Fans cheered that their friendship seemed to some to be too much, bordering on love.

Friendship is more than love but not full, it is they who are talking about.

In the fifth year of Kite's online dubbing, Chaotic Liuxing rarely dubbed. He focused on his singing career. In terms of dubbing, he was only invited by his relatives and friends. For example, Kite often asked him to play small roles, and he was extremely happy.

At first, under the strong reminder of the kite, Liu Xing in the troubled times had the idea of ​​getting tired of the ghost. The kite has always been sorry, and this knot has affected the two people in reality.In the past, every year, I would invite him out to play together, but Kite didn't want to see him that year.

"Kite, don't be angry with me."

"It's you who are mad at me."

"I'm not angry. It has nothing to do with you if I don't play dubbing. Really, brother is not such a material."

"I know, you're an idiot."

"Okay, I'm an idiot."

So, they reconciled, and went to the foundation happily again.

The cities of the two are close to each other, only two hours by car, and the kite will go to Liu Xing's house to play on weekends before work.Kite is a person who is afraid of loneliness, but Liuxing likes to be lively.

"Kite, are you busy with work? I haven't seen you for a long time."

"It's okay, I'm free this weekend, but I'm going to see Shining, and I'll see you next week?"

"Whatever. Little Kite, let me tell you something, my brother got dumped again!!!!"

"Damn, I told you to stop playing with your phone when you're on a blind date!"

"I'll go, Xiangfang is thicker than me, what else can I do if I don't pretend to be dead?"

"Haha, thick-backed? Is it that exaggerated?"

"Really. Brother Zhou will visit you next week. We two brothers are playing in the imperial capital."

"Row."

The two hadn't seen each other for more than half a year, and they missed each other very much.Chaotic Liuxing gave the kite a big hug, and the kite rubbed its head against Chaotic Liuxing's fleshy chest: "Hey, you seem to be gaining weight."

"Go, brother, those are pectoral muscles."

"Huh? You've developed your chest muscles? Show me." The thief of the kite touched into Liuxing's clothes in a chaotic world, teasing his firm chest.Last year, he complained that Liu Xing in Chaotic Times showed signs of gaining weight, Liu Xing in Chaotic Times was stimulated to go to the gym to apply for an annual card, and now he is the result of this year.

"Fuck, just touch it, don't pinch it!"

"Squeeze and you won't get pregnant."

"It will be hard, it will be hard!"

"Yo, really!"

……

Passers-by looked sideways—two gays, two handsome gays.

The kite rests on the strong and broad chest of Liuxing in the troubled times, looking up at the blue sky, in a daze.Chaotic Times Liu Xing rested her palm on her pillow, rubbing the kite's messy hair with one hand boredly.

Kite really likes Lucky Star in Chaotic Times, but he can't say what kind of preference he likes. He has no passion, and he is more than an ordinary friend.With Jin Shining in front of him, he was sure that it wasn't love, but he liked it very much, liked to play with him very much, and he was his most important friend——Xining was his sweetheart.

"Liu Xing, why don't you have a girlfriend all the time, maybe you're bent too."

"Don't curse brother."

"Handling with us all day long, it's not uncommon to be bent. What is this called? Those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black."

"It's just that I haven't met a suitable girl."

"What about the boy?"

"Do you recommend one?"

"Go to the Internet cafe with brother tonight to see each other?"

"No, those bitches are not to my liking."

Kite turned his head away: "Don't rub it." He got up, squinted his eyes and looked at Chaos Liuxing, "Well, handsome guy, young people must like it."

The two faces were close at hand, each other's breath intertwined, and Liu Xing suffocated for an instant in the chaotic world.He remembered the first time he saw a kite, and he had one thought: This kid is so beautiful, he is indeed gay.

He still remembers the throbbing at that moment, and this throbbing will be repeated every time he looks directly at the kite.But kites... like Winky.

Well, that's fine, so you don't have to be gay.

This is the voice of Liu Xing in the troubled times.His mind was distracted, his soul wandered into the sky, the kite pinched him: "Come back to your senses, what are you thinking?"

"Kite, your waist is really thin, hug me?"

"Whatever." Kite lay down casually, Chaotic Liuxing casually put his arms around his waist, Kite found a comfortable position, and smiled, "Can you openly stir up trouble in broad daylight?"

"Whatever." The sun was so warm that it was about to melt him, Chaotic Liuxing said casually, "The object is you, you can also stir up the foundation."

Kite smiled: "When no one wants me, I will take you, if you don't dislike me."

"Liu Xing, your heart fluctuates so much that I can even hear the thumping sound."

When Liu Xing comes to play in troubled times, kites generally don't go gay.But tonight he broke the routine and took Liuxing in Chaos to see by mistake.

On weekends the bars are packed and every corner is packed.The two came late and had no seats, so they walked around with a drink each, watching all kinds of people in the bar, those who were intimate in dark corners, Kite would always take a closer look, and Chaos Liuxing looked embarrassed.

He is not used to such a place.

"He didn't come."

Nan Bo should have come at this point, did he leave because he was not here?

"Who's not here?"

"An uncle." Just as he was finishing speaking, Kite caught a glimpse of an empty table in the corner, and Nan Bo sat there smiling at him at some point, and he smiled so enchantingly that Chaotic Liu Xing's heart beat faster again, "Let's go, There is a place."

"your friend?"

"Liu Xing. This is my boss, Nan Bo."

"This name sounds familiar." Chaotic Liuxing said, "Xingshan's former boss? Tianyuan's former neighbor?"

"Ah."

"The old man who is chasing you now?"

The kite tilted its head, did he say that?He is not too young now, but he is so green and juicy that he deceives people by saying that no one doubts that he is eighteen. In contrast, Nan Bo, who is 35 years old and about to turn [-], likes to complain that he is an old man.

"I'm chasing him." Nan Bo said bluntly, "Please give me your advice."

Chaotic Liuxing scratched the back of his head: "I don't have much experience."

Nan Bo smiled and said, "Are you straight or curved?"

Chaotic Liuxing: "Aren't there gay friends among you gays?"

"Yes, but you can't detect it." However, what he said just now has betrayed his sexuality. Nan Bo recalled that the two of them just now, the bar environment was noisy, and when they talked, they got very close, as intimate as lovers.

I hope he is overthinking.

"I'll walk you home?"

Then the kite dragged Liu Xing away from Chaos Times.The two sat in the back seat, and Nan Bo was driving in front. In the rearview mirror, he saw the kite touching Luan Shiliu Xing's belly.

……

"I used to have a small belly, but now I have six-pack abs."

"Stop touching it, I will sue you for sexual harassment."

"Touch it and you won't get pregnant."

"Damn, I'm getting hard! Let go!"

Kite smirked: "You hold on, brother will finish touching it soon."

"..."

Nan Bo looked out of the window helplessly, and said with a wry smile, "Kite, I like you."

"Ok, I know."

"Get out with me, I can't wait." I'm afraid that I will lose the opportunity to compete if it is too late.

"..." Kite shrugged, "No, I don't like you."

In troubled times, Liu Xing looked at Nanbo and the kite, he hesitated to speak.

Chaotic Liuxing came out of the bathroom. He didn't bring pajamas. He used to wear a kite. They were about the same height, but the kite was thinner and he was stronger.Chaotic Liuxing walked back and forth naked, the kite dug out his pajamas and threw it to him: "Exhibitionist!"

"Brother is more majestic than you, are you jealous?"

"Come on, put on your panties too, I haven't worn them."

"Hey, Kite, how long has that man named Nanbo been chasing you?"

"Forget, two years?"

"So long? Let me tell you, you married while you were still young. You have such a wicked mouth and such a flawed personality. If someone wants you, you should cherish it."

"You forgot my brother's criteria for choosing a spouse? He's not suitable."

"Bah, it's love, you just have to see the right eye. When you meet true love, you will understand that the conditions are not a problem at all."

"Speaking as if you understand it well. Haven't you never been in love?"

Liu Xing squatted in the chaotic world, the kite was playing with puzzles, he watched him play: "How long do you have to wait for Shining?"

"I didn't wait long ago, but I didn't meet the right one."

Chaotic Liuxing said: "If we can finish it tonight, you can try it with me. If you can't finish it, you can try it with Nan Bo."

The kite held a piece of the puzzle, and looked at him puzzled: "Where's the logic?"

Chaotic Liuxing: "I think... I like you, I want to fall in love with you."

"..." Kite sighed helplessly: "Brother's charm...is unsolvable!"

"..."

At dawn, the two looked at the last three puzzle pieces on the ground with dull eyes, and Kite asked, "How do you calculate this?"

Chaotic Liuxing shook his head: "I don't know."

"..." Kite finished putting together the picture and stretched, "Let's go, I'm going to sleep."

The author has something to say: I originally planned to let Kite and Liuxing CP, Nanbo continued his cannon fodder, but last night I dreamed of their 3P... So I followed the instructions of the dream and wrote this result... …orz