brothers in pairs

Daddy who shows his face!If this matter spreads out, it wouldn't really be a scam...

Tsk tsk, Xu Mu, you are immature.

Does your father have the nerve to be a public figure if you can't suppress such a trivial matter?

So, half an hour later—

"...Brother, can you say something? Isn't it just a name? I won't let you go to jail..."

The little police officer just graduated, so he has no experience at first glance, and the little bit of arrogance was worn away by Xu Mu, and he had a bitter face that was even sadder than Xu Mu.

"Brother, I haven't eaten yet, hurry up..."

Raising his head, Xu Mu moved the corners of his mouth.

"Brother, you finally think about it..."

"...If you go to buy food first, I will definitely not run away..."

The little policeman froze again.

"Brother, if you continue to waste like this, I can only find tiger stool chili water..."

Yo, child, you have been inkling for a long time and finally got to the point.

Sure enough, Xu Mu sat up straight and his eyes changed: "There is no abuse of lynching..."

The little policeman rubbed his eyes, hey?There is a show!

"Brother, who doesn't know who has been in the prison? This place is dark, not to mention the abuse of lynching, even if your corpse is destroyed, no one will know..."

Boom!

The door was kicked open suddenly, Xu Mu turned his head and was stunned.

Gu Xiao went straight to Xu Mu with a cold face. He lifted his clothes and pulled his collar to check inside and out. He was relieved that nothing suspicious was found, and he raised his eyes to look at the stunned woman. The little police officer: "You still destroy the corpse, who are you scaring? You want to go home and play with the spoon?"

After finishing speaking, Xu Mu, who was blushing, turned around and left the police station.

"Huh? Your name..."

"I don't want to kill you! Anyone dares to arrest you!" A certain leader who came in with Gu Xiao knocked on the head of the little policeman with an exasperated expression.

at the same time--

"Stealing a car, running a red light, cheating the traffic police. Xu Mu, I found out that you have been doing all sorts of inconsequential things lately?"

Gu Xiao sat there and snapped his fingers, without getting angry, he muttered with a half-smile.

Xu Mu suddenly lost his mind, and didn't know what Gu Xiao meant.Coupled with the fact that he knew he was wrong, he had no choice but to bow his head in embarrassment and not speak.

He didn't know, in fact, Gu Xiao was going to die of fire.

Starting in the name of "catching rape", when Gu Xiao first received the call from the police station, Gu Xiao really thought that Xu Mu and his adulterer had done something outrageous, and they were taken away by the anti-pornography team, thinking that these public servants finally did it It's a good thing to do justice for the heavens, so that I don't have to fight wits and courage myself.

As a result, the adulterer didn't look at the police station, but saw the idiot who ran a red light and got a fake ID fooling around there. He had no money, no ID, and asked all kinds of questions.Your uncle is usually very exciting, why did you lose the chain at a critical moment!What life experience!Can you die if you say it?

If it's over, don't tell me if you don't say it, at least you should pretend to be calm, right?A word of tiger stool chili water will scare you so much that you will show your original shape. Do you want to persuade you?This is not something that a normal young man who rushes to three can do!

After communicating with a certain leader, afraid that Xu Mu would say something embarrassing again, Gu Xiao rushed in out of conscience, and for some reason, he was brainwashed by the words of the little policeman, so he subconsciously went to check Did Xu Mu have any traces of abuse of lynching? When he was done touching, he suddenly felt embarrassed, so he deliberately choked on the other party, ignoring Xu Mu's blushing face, and directly fished him out.

But then again, it's okay for this kid to bully and bully himself, so when will you, a rookie, join in the fun?It's easy to say a few words to you!

Comrade Gu Xiao didn't realize that since he found out that Xu Mu was gay, his desire to protect had been on the rise.

Good sign...

So when he got back in the car, Gu Xiao was worried that if he got angry, the two of them would fight again, and nothing would be solved at that time, but on the other hand, he couldn't swallow his breath without saying anything.

So his overly entangled facial expression and the two words of complaints that were neither painful nor itchy seemed quite creepy in Xu Mu's eyes, so he really didn't dare to say anything.

"Do you know what's wrong?" Gu Xiao squinted, still in a strange mood.

He suddenly realized that this move was very effective for Xu Mu.

The so-called adding insult to injury is nothing more than that.

Sure enough, seeing Xu Mu's little head lowered a bit, Gu Xiao couldn't help baring his teeth, revealing a wicked smile of a successful trick.Then he pursed his mouth and continued to pretend to be a victim: "Tell me first, what happened to He Wen?"

Xu Mu was afraid that he would ask this, but in order to defend his innocence, he gritted his teeth and confessed.

13.Kill it!

When Gu Xiao came out of the bank, Xu Mu quickly covered his eyes, thinking to himself that I don't know him, I don't know him, I don't know him.

"×! It's so fucking heavy! Don't let the cats in the car catch up! Come and help me!" Gu Xiao shouted at the top of his voice as he dragged a huge bag of broken flowers.

Okay, Xu Mu sighed, it's enough to give you face if you don't name them, so let's get out of the car.

"...What are you doing?" Xu Mu asked with black lines on his head, deliberately ignoring the curious eyes around him.

Gu Xiao wiped off his sweat: "Go to your company!"

"what?"

"Ah what? Doesn't the surname Wen ask you for liquidated damages? Send it to him now, break up!"

Xu Mu was taken aback, but when he realized it, his heart was full of joy. There were pink bubbles everywhere, and he could directly shoot Japanese dramas with a camera.

Afraid of Gu Xiao's repentance, the young man quickly bent down and pulled the bag on the ground. Hey, after looking at it carefully, the little broken flowers on it are not so exciting and shabby, and there is still a little bit of freshness.

"...I said you can die with a little restraint?"

Gu Xiao was obviously taken aback by Xu Muhou's anxious actions, and he still imagined that this kid would pretend to evade a few words, or he would be so moved that he hugged his thigh and shouted long live the master.

Tsk, buddy, you think too much.

Xu Mu didn't have time to talk to him now, he was puffing his cheeks to get into the car by himself, he was so busy that he had already forgotten about the benefactor next to him.

The hatred in Gu Xiao's heart, this guy is really not worthy of sympathy!

As soon as Xu Mu stuffed the bag into the car, he suddenly stopped moving.

By the way, this bag...is too big...

"Gu Xiao..." Xu Mu turned around with a suspicious expression on his face, "How much money do you have here?"

Hmph, the child is not stupid.

Gu Xiao raised his eyebrows: "50, what's wrong?"

Xu Mu didn't say a word, feeling a vague premonition in his heart, so he opened the bag a little with shaking hands——

"Depend on!"

As expected, one dollar!The whole fucking is a dollar!

Looking around, the green light shines everywhere!

Xu Mu turned his head, his face was distorted with anger, he should have guessed that this brat must have no good intentions when he came out of the supermarket with a bag of migrant workers!

"Huh? What's your expression?" Gu Xiao waited for a long time and didn't hear the applause. Now that he was confronted with such a ferocious eyebrow, his mouth curled up in displeasure, "What's the matter? Are you two in love? You, I've already shown mercy, otherwise I'll just replace it with a steel hammer and kill you!"

Calm down, calm down, who is the party between you two?

And Xu Mu was still thinking about what the brat's intentions were, but when he heard this, he suddenly laughed, and his heart was so full of joy when he laughed, hehehe, Gu Xiao is going to turn himself over for him!

After narrowing his eyes, Xu Mu lost his anger, and patted Gu Xiao on the shoulder and suggested, "Why don't you just replace the bricks, it will save trouble."

Seeing that Xu Mu's attitude has obviously improved, Gu Xiao snorted in satisfaction, and opened the car door: "What year is it still a brick? It's outdated long ago, and now it's all in RMB! ——Get in the car, let's go to the revolution!"

Xu Mu grinned happily like an idiot, thinking that this brat surnamed Gu is becoming more and more rare!

"I'll pay you back the money after a while~" So when he was happy, someone said casually.

brake--

Gu Xiao stopped the car.

Xu Mu thought he thought he was too stupid, and just wanted to add something to save the embarrassing situation, but Gu Xiao found a small book from somewhere, without even raising his head: "Let's figure it out first, you How are you going to pay it back?"

14.Kill it!

Xu Mu was embarrassed.

He suddenly realized that it was still unknown how long it would take him to find a new job after resigning.He even had problems supporting himself, let alone repaying Gu Xiao's huge foreign debt.

Therefore, when Gu Xiao uttered the three words "Let's cede the land" with a straight face, Xu Mu nodded in agreement almost without hesitation.

Tsk, Gu Xiao, you are obviously taking advantage of the fire...

"One year," Comrade Gu continued with his eyes calm, pointing his fingers, "within one year, even your house and people will belong to me."

Xu Mu must have been wilted for a long time. Just as he was about to nod his head, he stared and suddenly recalled: "Huh?"

Even room with people?Did you hear me right?

Gu Xiao raised his eyes: "What are you? I only live for 50 yuan for a year, so I'm not at a loss? You don't have any valuable things there, and the only thing that can make do with it is you. I won't look for you. who?"

Now Xu Mu was stunned. For a while, he really couldn't digest what Gu Xiao meant, so he blurted out: "Your sister... I don't sell myself!"

"X!"

Gu Xiao almost slammed his head into the steering wheel, his face lost his composure just now, he turned his head and yelled at Xu Mu: "I'm not a pervert either! What the hell are you thinking!"

Xu Mu was startled, then lowered his head, his heart was broken.

And Gu Xiao finally realized what he said about killing relatives righteously