brothers in pairs

, the co-author is a public servant of the people, with a high level of ideological awareness, it should be, should be, to shout when the road is injustice.

So without thinking about it, Xu Mu rubbed his sore knee, sat down on the chair, and seriously thought about what Feng Yu had just said to him.

Xu Mu has never been an adventurous person, except for Gu Xiao, he has never been so tempted by anything that he is willing to give it a go, but this time, for no reason, he is really a little bit tempted.

46．Mr. Gu

Gu Xiao was discharged from the hospital at noon the next day, the gauze was not removed, and just learned that because of the stitches, a small bunch of hair was shaved off the back of the head, the little comrade was distressed, his eyes were sideways and he almost touched Xu Mu's body Two holes were stared out, and finally got a hat and put it on, and then got into the car unwillingly.

Cough, Mr. Gu's car.

It was the first time Xu Mu saw this person driving in person. The sunglasses covered most of his face, so he couldn't see the expression clearly. When Gu Xiao sat in, he suddenly turned to Xu Mu who had been silent all this time, "You come up too."

Xu Mu was planning to run away, but when he heard these words, his face, which had been tense with all his might, instantly collapsed. He should have guessed that it would be Mr. Gu's turn after Xu Liancheng's madness, although the current situation undoubtedly caused the newspaper to suffer. When it came to the brutal and brutal suppression, the two old foxes' bombardment was unavoidable. In contrast, he would rather be disgusted and scolded by a group of irrelevant passers-by.

It's a pity that the matter has come to this point, there is no other way, pursing his lips, Xu Mu moved into the car with a sad face, sat next to Gu Xiao, thinking about how to take the move for a while so as not to be too embarrassing.

Looking at Gu Xiao again, this guy obviously hasn't turned the corner yet, he put his feet up and changed into a comfortable position: "Tell me, what's the matter with us?"

Mr. Gu didn't even look back, he lowered his head and carefully buckled up his seat belt, and raised his face: "Everyone is sitting still."

Just as Gu Xiao was about to speak, before he could open his mouth, the car suddenly rushed out, bumped his shoulders into the back seat, couldn't help a muffled groan, and subconsciously held Xu Mu who was at a loss beside him with his right hand.

"You're crazy!"

The tail sound trembled, Gu Xiao's heart was stunned. Although his old man always did not play cards according to common sense, the situation at this moment was too strange!It is sooner or later to continue the speed of the car to destroy people at this speed!

Turning around, he looked at Xu Mu who had been silent all this time: "You're fine——hmm!"

Just as he was talking, the old man made a sharp turn, and the little comrade ran into him with his fangs bared.

Before Xu Mu could react, he felt his eyes darken, his jaw went numb suddenly, and a layer of skin was almost knocked off the corner of his mouth.

"×! Don't die! Stop!"

Gu Xiao was really in a hurry, he pressed his fist on Xu Mu's body and smashed the door of the car. He felt like jumping down forcibly. He glanced away from the corner of his eye, but suddenly found that the car was already on the expressway around the city, and it was obvious that your sister was jumping down here. In addition to hanging or hanging, glance at the pointer again, good job, leave your last words.

So after several struggles to no avail, the two cubs and the car still had only to be fired, watching helplessly how old man Gu drove the go-kart onto the highway.

At the end of the torment, Gu Xiao didn't even have the strength to curse, and leaned cross-legged in the gap between the front and rear seats, closed his eyes and hummed without bothering to hum.As for Xu Mu, he really didn't expect Mr. Gu to be so angry, he felt uneasy, staring at the brim of Gu Xiao's head, his palms were sweating.

I don't know how many turns, and when they finally came down from the high speed, both of them lost their arms and legs, panting heavily and motionless.

Mr. Gu stopped the car, turned off the engine, took off his sunglasses swiftly, crumpled two pieces of paper out of his coat pocket, and threw them back with a "whoosh", just in time for Gu Xiao's hand to dangle. .

"...Which one are you acting again?" Gu Xiao hooked his fingers, and finally recovered some strength, wiped off his sweat, and picked up the ball of paper absent-mindedly, "How old are you? Isn't it? Can you not take me with you if you are playing with your life—"

Before the words fell, the little comrade's eyes straightened.

And Xu Mu thought that what he threw over would be that day's newspaper, but when he took a closer look, Mr. Gu was obviously more direct than Mr. Xu—tsk tsk, the blood test report.

I was so busy yesterday that I forgot to pick it up. Now it’s all right, but the tricks of ordinary physical examinations definitely don’t work anymore.

"Just one question, let's continue if we don't tell the truth." Gu Qing finally turned his head and glanced back and forth between Xu Mu and Gu Xiao, "Have you two slept?"

In a word, both of them are messed up by coincidence.

Xu Mu couldn't help laughing from the bottom of his heart when he was shocked, he really deserved to be father and son, how do you hear these words, how do you hear them, and Gu Xiao's sentence "The one whose surname is Wen is your concubine?"

"..." Gu Xiao's face was green, and it took him a long time to digest the profound connotation of these six words. He couldn't help shaking his eyelids twice, and kicked the door, "×! What the hell is wrong with it!"

After getting out of the car, he ran to the front of the car window in two or three steps and faced Gu Qing face to face: "I've worked so hard all the way north with you just to ask such a stupid question, right?"

Gu Qing narrowed his eyes, of course he could see that Gu Xiao was angry, sincerely.

"Success, what do you want to hear? Let me assure you, I'm definitely not gay, and I have nothing to do with Xu Mu! Listen to Xu Mu telling you, he is gay, but don't worry, He will never touch a finger of your son! And try to keep his distance from now on! Isn’t it? Is that what you want to hear?”

It seems right, Gu Xiao is indeed very angry.

He couldn't figure out how it was because of his whim that it caused such a bunch of unsavory speculations, and his old man would not believe that the newspapers were sure of it for no reason. Mu, since Xu Liancheng found out that Xu Mu is gay, the old man must have this ability, and because of this, Gu Xiao felt even more sympathetic, what are you doing?It's endless, right?Forget about Xu Liancheng, now the old man is following along to join in the fun!Xu Mu could bear it but couldn't bear it himself!Looking at Xu Muren, I couldn't stand it myself!

In fact, let's put it simply, just one sentence, whoever dares to say that Xu Mu is gay, whoever is his grandson!

— except myself.

Xu Mu stared at Gu Xiao's red eyes. The two men's increasingly tense aura was obviously not right. He suddenly felt that he should say something to ease the embarrassment. The son drifted down a few more times, his face was as white as a female ghost, he opened his mouth and felt that something was wrong, jumped out of the car in a panic, squatted on the ground and almost vomited out his overnight meal.

There is no doubt that the coward is motion sick.

Here Gu Xiao was confronting the old man with cold eyebrows. When he heard the movement, he slapped his waist. Through the car window, he saw Xu Mu who was vomiting profusely. He grinned and stretched his hand into the car: "Water."

And Gu Qing wrinkled his old face. He really guessed that Gu Xiao would go crazy, but he didn't expect it to be such a crazy way. It would be a lie to say that he was not depressed.

After receiving the bottle, Gu Xiao snorted with no intention of gone, and he poured his lips: "See you? My daughter -in -law's pregnancy reaction is strong, alas."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and walked towards Xu Mu.

It was entirely out of his rebellious mentality towards the old man, but he really didn't know where it came from an inexplicable little feeling of joy in his heart.

"If we don't commit crimes for a day, the sky will fall down, right?" Gu Xiao couldn't help talking along Xu Mu's back, "Why didn't I find out before, you are actually harder to serve than Madam Duan—come here, drink some water. "

Xu Mu was dizzy from vomiting, and he couldn't hear what he said. It wasn't until there was nothing to vomit in his stomach and his legs were numb, that he gradually calmed down, stood up, sucked his nose and rinsed his mouth.

Gu Xiao thought that this person should be fine, so he breathed a sigh of relief. When he turned around and saw the old man who was hanging in the car, his face darkened again: "You said you are really boring, it's not like I don't have a wife, after all What do you suspect? Doubt that I'm a double?—Besides, this is my buddy! Hit my buddy! You really think you have raised a beast!"

Well, it's finally getting to the point, Mr. Gu's expression didn't change, and he turned the car key: "Someday I'll bring Miss Guan back for dinner, I think it's almost time to choose a good day, don't wait until it's been months for you to think about it." Think of yourself as a person who wants to be a father. Also, remember what you said today. "

Glancing at Xu Mu intentionally or unintentionally, Mr. Gu stepped on the gas pedal and left in a hurry.

"..." Startled, Gu Xiao blinked his eyes twice, then looked back at Xu Mu, "What did I say about me just now?"

Xu Mu stood there silently, ignoring him.

So a long time later, when faced with Mr. Gu's questioning again, Gu Xiao racked his brains but only remembered a sentence he said - my daughter-in-law has a strong pregnancy reaction.

Of course, another story, another story.

47．I just like you, it has nothing to do with you

In the circle of comrades, 0 is far more than 1, and the so-called 1 is basically bisexual, so the love between same-sex is actually very unstable, and 1 can easily change his mind.

Standing across the street, Gu Xiao looked at Xu Mu who was in a daze on the bench. He thought of some gay-related information he found on the Internet not long ago, touched his chin, and suddenly felt that there was a problem that needed to be clarified.

Turning around and walking back, Gu Xiao sat down next to Xu Mu and stretched out his hand: "Haven't you calmed down yet? Eat this and wake up."

Xu Mu raised his head dully, the young man was indeed a little dry mouthed, and he didn't pay attention to Gu Xiao's bad taste, so he took it without hesitation.

So the scene became a little weird. It’s okay for the two old men to eat ice cream side by side with the roadside, and one of them is a strawberry.