brothers in pairs

...It's nothing." This time Gu Xiao didn't dare to look at Xu Mu directly, and lowered his head, "It's nothing. "

Xu Mu's full attention was on Duan Xiaowan, and he didn't bother to ask the bottom line, so he coughed: "If it's okay, I'll go in."

"……kindness."

As a result, Xu Mu was stunned for a second after pushing the door open, and subconsciously looked back at Gu Xiao, with cold sweat on his forehead.

Originally, Gu Xiao planned to wander around before coming back. After all, the unfamiliar tone between the two of them really made people feel annoyed. However, the moment the door was opened, there were several clear glass shattering sounds from inside the box, followed by a certain An unfamiliar loud voice followed: "You're pretending to be noble here! I really think I'm a white and rich beauty! Bah! I'm so fucking annoyed by your pretentious face!"

Xu Mu had a headache for a while, your sister, what the hell is this acting on?

Don't get me wrong, it's definitely not Duan Xiaowan who is furious at this moment, and it's really not Guan Yue who is sprayed.

To put it simply, this is two soy sauces.

Xu Mu didn't know the heroine who flipped the table, at most he felt familiar. He usually hides Duan Xiaowan's sisters when he can, and never provokes them casually.

In contrast, the person being sprayed looks much more familiar - not the appearance, but the temperament.

... The corners of Xu Mu's mouth couldn't help twitching, Xiaodian'er is really a fucking fortress, where did he find such a pirated version of Guan Yue!

Raising her head, Guan Yue didn't blink her eyes, and snorted, "I didn't pretend to be noble, and I didn't say that I was a white and rich beauty. It's weird. I don't know where your inferiority complex comes from." .”

From the moment the table was lifted, the private room was quite quiet, so even though the voice was not loud, everyone still heard it harshly. Xu Mu was standing at the door with sweaty palms, and behind him was Gu Xiao who tilted his head and looked in. Curious gaze.

"Ha! I have low self-esteem? I have low self-esteem and no one to take care of me, right? I have low self-esteem and I can't cuckold my own man, right? Then I really have low self-esteem, oops, I'm so self-abased, sisters, you are so mighty !"

Xu Mu almost lost his temper, and quickly looked at Guan Yue's face, but it didn't matter, and he wanted to tear Duan Xiaowan apart.

The two of them were whispering between you and me, not knowing what they were talking about, Duan Xiaowan laughed so hard that the whole small capital was about to collapse, she turned around and pulled out a bunch of bottles and cans for nail painting from her bag, Grabbing Guan Yue's hand, he gestured back and forth excitedly.

So it's obvious that Xu Mu can't tell whether Duan Xiaowan is acting or whether she is acting as a fake show and is really turning her back.

The only thing he feels now is a pain in the head, which is buzzing with pain.

"Girl, I'm really a sugar daddy. What's bothering you? Does it have anything to do with you if I play with my man? What's the matter? Are you secretly in love with my man?"

Xu Mu rubbed his forehead, ×, I was also shot while lying down, right...

Duan Xiaowan finally reacted, and while painting Guan Yue's nails, she yelled impatiently: "You two are not finished yet! Go away, don't embarrass me on my territory, today the protagonist is not you two! Everyone, ignore them and play with yourself!"

Well, add fuel to the fire.

The heroine's eyes turned, she turned her face and shot at Duan Xiaowan: "Duan Xiaowan, don't you play with me like this? How many times have I told her that I don't like her! I told you that there is so little place to fuck her." Take me with you? If you have new sisters today, just ignore my words, right?"

This time it’s all right, the atmosphere that was about to ease up a little bit has become tense again, and it’s obviously more depressing than it was at the beginning, hey, I guess everyone here understands a truth to some extent—if you get in a hurry, Duan Xiaowan, don’t expect a good life Pass.

Duan Xiaowan froze, didn't raise her head, couldn't see the expression on her face, but her voice was still crisp and pleasant: "What are you talking about? What's wrong with you? Pinching where you fall in love, don't mess with us!"

The heroine slapped the table: "Yo, I really hit the spot, you new sisters, right?—Don't say it, it's comparable to Ganger Bai Fumei after such a careful look!"

"Your uncle!"

Duan Xiaowan jumped up on the seat suddenly: "Keep your mouth clean! Tired of you? Guan Yue is not such a shameless person!"

……

Xu Mu let out a "Hang Chi", seeming to hear something.

But at the same time he breathed a sigh of relief, ignoring the cunning that flashed in Duan Xiaowan's eyes, and thought like a turtle, just scold and scold, don't really turn your back on it.

If you really turned your face... ×, how will you clean up the mess!

Well, let's underestimate the enemy again, Duan Xiaowan is not afraid of trouble... I can finish my confession first... You just watch the fun...

"Brothers Flying Together"--Three Extraordinary Episodes After Marriage

①The basic love caused by two magnets

One day, when Gu Xiao came home, he saw Xu Mu lying on the sofa with his eyes straight, without even saying hello.

"Hey? What are you thinking?"

Leaning over, the little comrade naturally lifted the opponent's chin, bent down and gave a "baji".

Xu Mu frowned, pushed the person aside, reached out and grabbed two black stones from the sofa, curled his lips: "Your old man gave it to you."

Gu Xiao raised his eyes, and quickly took it, and almost lost his breath when he saw clearly what was in his hand—×, two magnets.

Fuck it, it's over, isn't it?

Xu Mu stared at Gu Xiao's darkened face, finally feeling a little more at ease, and leaned back: "Because we have the same magnetism, no matter how hard we struggle, we won't be able to get together."

Gu Xiao raised his face abruptly, his slightly squinted eyes flashed a dangerous signal, he looked at Xu Mu for a few seconds, then suddenly snorted, got up and walked to the bedroom.

Xu Mu tensed up, looking like a little daughter-in-law whose husband's family has been angry and returned to the nest to run wild.

And Gu Xiao came out in less than 5 minutes, grinning with bared teeth, and flicking his arms: "Tsk tsk, what an easy thing!"

Xu Mu blinked twice, picked up the thing that Gu Xiao had just thrown over, and took a closer look, ×, it's really easy, just use glue to stick the two magnets together!

Raising his head, Xu Mu cursed a few times at the big-tailed wolf who seemed to be flattering him, with the corners of his mouth slightly pursed.

Unfortunately, within three days, Xu Mu stared at the two magnets that had cracked again and became depressed again.

Gu Xiao almost burned himself to death as he rubbed against the next person. He didn't even cast a glance at him, but just stared at the two iron lumps in a daze, so Comrade Gu threw his hands and finally became unhappy.

"Xu Mu."

"...En." Xu Mu replied absent-mindedly, without raising his head.

The little comrade squinted, stood up abruptly from the sofa, and carried him up by the waist.

"×You——"

With a kick of his long legs, the two magnets slid into the trash can with a "swish", Gu Xiao threw off his steps and rushed into the bedroom——

"Damn it, you don't know what magnetism you have, do you?"

...It's time, it's time, let Ya pretend to be Wen Qing, humming.

②Man, I found all the fun by myself (poof~ a belated Valentine's Day episode)

On Valentine's Day, McDonald's launched an event where couples can eat for free if they kiss for 60 seconds -- not limited to men and women.

When Gu Xiao saw the eye-catching characters on the billboard, he subconsciously stopped, licking his lips as if he was ready to go.

Xu Mu turned around and was about to urge him, but now he also froze in place. The words "not limited to men and women" are so damn eye-catching.

Gu Xiao lightly squeezed the hand in his pocket, raised his head, and stared at Xu Mu eagerly.

Xu Mu understood the meaning in the other person's eyes in an instant, twitched the corner of his mouth, raised his arm and retracted his hand: "Are you crazy?"

Gu Xiao hurriedly grabbed it and stuffed it back into his pocket, smiling like a dog: "Xu Mu~"

Xu Mu turned his head and stared at the scattered couples inside in a daze.

So Gu Xiao was obviously getting more aggressive, circling with the opponent's palm restlessly, and leaned his head forward: "Are you fucking shy?"

In the end, he blew a sigh of relief intentionally or unintentionally.

Boom~

Half of Xu Mu's scalp was numb.

Then I thought about it, ×, I am also a pure man, right?Pure man!Fuck your sister's reserve!

So, the final situation is like this -

Gu Xiao, who was about 1.8 meters tall, hung on Xu Mu's body like a little daughter-in-law, and walked into the McDonald's with all sorts of coquettish small steps.

But his mother blinded the 24k titanium alloy dog ​​eyes of a thousand people.

Xu Mu, on the other hand, had a calm face, raised his chin slightly, dragged someone beside him lazily, pressed him to the counter, bowed his head and kissed him without blinking.

Deliberately twisting his waist and stretching out his hand to hook Xu Mu, Gu Xiao's eyes were so happy that they curled into small slits.

——Laozi and daughter-in-law are easy to fool, hey, hey hey.

③Some people can't tell what is good, but no one can replace it

Today is Children's Day, Children's Day.

It stands to reason that this festival has nothing to do with the young couple of the Gu family, but the point is, the two of them are at odds, aren't they?My heart is sore, let alone June [-]st, even Ching Ming Festival we have to pass it!

As for the matter, it is like this.

Xu Mu has been very strange recently.

To be precise, since he came back with Duan Fei half a month ago, he has been not right.

Gu Xiao lay on his back on the big bed in the bedroom, wringing his fingers and frowning.In the final analysis, the current situation is nothing more than a sentence that he spit out when his sperm was in his head.

At that time, several people were lying on the floor of Lin Yuyang's house in disorder, with old movies from more than 0 years playing on the TV, and empty wine bottles all over the floor. Duan Xiaowan was sitting cross-legged next to Xu Mu, and suddenly came over and asked nervously A sentence: "Segment is not [-]?"

puff~

Xu Mu was eating melon seeds, when he heard this, even Ren'er spit out the skins, he hesitated for a long time and said: "How would I know!"

Duan Xiaowan was obviously reluctant: "It's strange,