brothers in pairs

The sleeves of the suit that had been half removed wiped the tears vigorously, not to mention the dirt on the face, and the tears were wiped more and more, forming a large area of ​​dirt.

Xu Mu's head was full of black lines, and he hurriedly snatched the clothes from Gu Xiao's hand, so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time.

"Xu Mu..."

Gu Xiao raised his head now, squinting at Xu Mu.

Xu Mu thought he was going to say something, sighed, stared at him reluctantly and waited for the next sentence.

In the end, after waiting for a long time, the girl opened her mouth, spewed out the smell of alcohol, and burped loudly.

"..."

Xu Mu was at a loss, waved his hands, turned over and was about to get out of bed.

But as soon as he turned his head, he was suddenly pulled forcefully from behind, and the boy lay down straight without even mentally preparing himself, and then his body sank, and he didn't need to think about it to know which disaster was pressing over him.

"Why do you say you keep running around, you..."

Gu Xiao closed his eyes, and there were tears in the corners of his eyes?No, it's mud.He lay beside Xu Mu's ear and muttered, drunk as if about to fall asleep.

As the hot air sprayed on his neck, Xu Mu shivered reflexively, his face flushed, and he pushed Gu Xiao in a panic: "Get out! I'm back on my word! Go where the hell you want!"

Gu Xiao raised his head slightly, squinted his eyes with his mouth squinted, and said in a low voice, "I'm not going anywhere, I have to watch you, who told you to keep telling me to go on a date with the surname Wen!"

"..." Xu Mu was taken aback for a moment, then gritted his teeth.

Qian Meng, right?Qian Meng! ! !

"You get up first."

After trying to sort out his emotions, Xu Muqiang spoke calmly.

"The surname Wen is really vicious," Gu Xiao didn't expect to twitch his face with aggrieved face, "He took advantage of the chaos to poach the corner of my wall..."

Xu Mu held his breath and rolled his eyes, your sister, who the hell is your corner!

"It's all said in the horoscope book," Gu Xiaoming said while posing, "We are only a couple, and a lion must be matched with an Aries. I checked, and the matching index of our two is 100. Last name The smell is a virgin, you two are not suitable, the most fucking inappropriate, the pairing index is only 40..."

Xu Mu twitched the corners of his eyes, where the hell did he learn this stuff?

Well, Qian Meng, you have sinned deeply again.

Freeing up a hand to press the center of his eyebrows, Xu Mu's mind was messed up, so he simply shut up and let him go.

So living up to everyone's expectations, Gu Xiao lingered on for about ten minutes, emphasizing a truth over and over again——Xu Mu, you, whoever you are with Lao Tzu, is against the sky, and there will be no good results. !

But right now, guessing that he was really tired, Xu Mu waited for a long time without seeing the other party to say anything. He opened his eyes and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but unexpectedly met a sight close in front of him.

Taking a breath, Xu Mu suddenly opened his eyes.

He seemed to be able to feel the beating heart of the other party suddenly hitting his own heart, full of strength.

Look, some people are full of good things, everyone loves them, but you just don't call.And some people have a lot of shortcomings, and they can't finish talking for three days and three nights. Anyone who sees them wants to go up and kick him, but you just can't help but like him.

It's unbelievable, but also simple.

Xu Mu stared at Gu Xiao's face intently, his throat felt a little dry, and the atmosphere became more and more delicate.I really don't blame him, the two of them are so close unless he is a monk to realize that all things are empty.

After moving his mouth, Xu Mu finally spoke, his voice was extremely hoarse: "You fucking—"

As a result, before he finished speaking, Gu Xiao suddenly lowered his head... and kissed him?

Tsk tsk tsk, wagging your finger, the truth is——

With a sound of "woooo", Gu Xiao vomited, vomited Xu Mu's collar.

"..." With a pale face, Xu Mu decisively kicked him off the bed.

"Your surname is Gu!"

77．When we meet on a narrow road, the humble wins

Gu Xiao opened his eyes, propped his head and sat up from the bed, frowning and looking around, he really didn't have the slightest impression of the room in front of him, so he scratched his hair, and rushed out of the bedroom with his upper body naked.

In fact, he was a little scared, the more he walked forward, the more uncertain he was, he was afraid that it was the peach blossom debt caused by his drunken sex last night.Tsk, he didn't even think about it, besides Xu Mu, is he still messing with other people's faces now?

So, this kind of unfounded worrying thought was completely dispelled after he saw the familiar figure on the sofa in the living room, and what was replaced was a kind of...increasing itching.

For Xu Mu's peach blossom, Gu Xiao is eager to owe some evil debts, preferably the kind that will make Yamen chase after him every day to ask for it!

Thinking about this, Gu Xiao slowly leaned over, staring at Xu Mu's trembling eyelashes, trying to recall what happened last night.

He really hoped from the bottom of his heart that something had happened last night.

It's a pity, it's a pity, after all, the little comrade couldn't think of it, not even the slightest residual thought, and he didn't even know when he took off his clothes, how he took them off, and who took them off.

He just remembered that yesterday, after receiving a secret telegram from a secret agent about Wen Jiaming's "secret marriage" with Xu Mu again, the emotions that had been suppressed for a whole month suddenly exploded, which was more fucking choking than car exhaust. , choked away a pile of teachers and students, and then turned into a bar by himself to drink away his worries.

It is said that Li Baijiu has seven points of moonlight and three points of sword energy when he enters his guts, but in fact Gu Xiao is not bad.

So, at that time, he was so cheap that he was out of his mind, purely unconsciously, in short, cheaply came to Xu Mu's door, and happened to have a face-to-face meeting with a certain beast.

Yo, talking about this detailed work again, Gu Xiao's mouth twitched, he was very proud.

Qian Meng.

Ever since Gu Xiao took over the swimming class of this class, he has only seen his name and never met him, but fortunately, he is not a teacher who likes to play truants and students to death for nothing, so for Qian Meng, He just opened his eyes and closed them.

What's more, there are a few girls who don't come to class every year, either afraid of water or shy, and he can guess the reason for asking for leave with his eyes closed. It is impossible for him, a male teacher, to lick his face and continue to ask the bottom line.

However, it is obvious that the above two factors are not safe for Qian Meng.

Thinking of this, Gu Xiao felt a little guilty. After all, he, a physical education teacher, actually staged such a boring scene of choking on water in class, which really made people feel embarrassed.

But he really didn't have anything to explain. Sneaking is just slipping. Who said that only students are allowed to slip in class?What's the matter?Discriminate against people's teachers?

...In fact, he was slapped by Duan Fei. He was stunned and melancholy. He seemed to have lost his soul in everything he did for two weeks. The illusion of falling asleep, really absent-minded.

So when Ya was invited to demonstrate the backstroke to the students, under the bright gaze gathered all over her body, Ya went down calmly and came up with a thump.

Then, amidst the sighs and screams of the crowd, a certain late figure at the door jumped up and successfully defended Gu Xiao's huge and strong body with a petite and thin body over many obstacles. soul.

——Without a doubt, Qian Meng.

What was even more unexpected to Gu Xiao was the exclamation from the other party the second he was caught on the shore: "It really is you!"

Gu Xiao managed to catch his breath, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a wet little face in front of him, the owner of the little face looked happy, and asked him loudly: "Do you remember me? "

Blinking his eyes, Gu Xiao blurted out, "Are you Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake?"

The whole class burst into laughter.

Finally, when everyone dispersed during the break, Qian Meng pulled Gu Xiao and smiled mysteriously: "Mr. Gu, are you at odds with Boss Xu?"

It took Gu Xiao a few minutes to digest these words before he finally came to his senses, his eyes lit up immediately, although he still couldn't find a way out, it was as good as there was light, as long as there was light.

So after some secret talks on public and private affairs, so far, the two have forged a deep...teacher-student friendship.

Now, half a month has passed, and Qian Meng has also dutifully worked as a secret agent for half a month. Gu Xiao, as a return gift, closely monitored the every move of another colleague in the school on her behalf.

As for the other colleague, it was the weirdo from the media academy who once gave Gu Xiao a box of ghost face paper to hang in the bathroom, but Xu Mu was scared into a mess.

Tsk tsk, other people's affairs, I won't explain too much here, anyway, Gu Xiao doesn't have the heart to ask more questions, does he?

Gu Xiao's most entangled right now is nothing more than the mess with Xu Mu. He said he would give Xu Mu time, but it doesn't mean that he allows other people to stare at him.

——A good daughter-in-law can go up to the living room and go down to the kitchen, beat mistresses well, and fight hooligans well.

Gu Xiao pursed his lips guiltyly, leaving the physical work of beating the gangsters to himself, how can there be any reason for his wife to do it?right?

So Xu Mu opened his eyes, and what he saw was Gu Xiao's wretched face, shirtless and squatting on the edge of the sofa, happily counting on Wen's youngest son, showing his true colors.

After moving his numbly curled legs, Xu Mu frowned and sat up.

He still didn't make up his mind to leave that person on the ground and ignore him yesterday. Fortunately, the other person really fell asleep later, and the young man cleaned it up fairly smoothly. He wiped the person clean inside and out. Throw it on the bed, and spend the night on the sofa in the living room by myself.

"Wake up and still go away?"

Standing up, Xu Mu asked angrily as he walked to the bathroom.

And Gu Xiao reacted quickly, immediately