Searching for food through the beast world
Chapter 15 Expressions of Facial Paralysis
expression of facial paralysis
After the crowd dispersed, Ding Xiao let out a long breath, and the waist that he had pulled up just now collapsed, and he got off the altar in two steps and ran to Joan's side. "Daddy, can we go home now?"
Joan touched Ding Xiao's forehead distressedly: "Yes. Say goodbye to the village chief uncle and priest, and we will go home."
Ding Xiao turned around and bowed to the village chief and the priest: "Thank you, Uncle Village Chief, thank you priest. Thank you Kun!"
Peng Jia and Teng also got off the altar, looking at Ding Xiao, Peng Jia sighed: "Good boy, don't bear grudges because of today's events. Jealousy can make people lose their minds and stain their souls. We don't need to let someone else's fault Fallen himself."
Ding Xiao nodded: "I understand. Although I don't understand why he kicked me, he has already been punished, and this matter must come to an end. I will not hold grudges against him, but I will never approach him in the future. "
Teng smiled with satisfaction: "What a smart and sensible little guy. Come, let me see how your condition is, and give me your hand."
Seeing Teng giving Ding Xiao his pulse carefully, Kun leaned over and asked, "Sick?"
Ding Xiao nodded: "I was lost in the forest before, and I hit my head again. After I was rescued by my father, I couldn't remember some things. And my health is not very good. But it's nothing serious, it's just that I got a little bit of wind and cold. It's hot." Facing the idol of the whole village's children, he felt that it would be better for him to give a rough explanation.
Kun frowned: "Why did you go into the water?"
Ding Xiao was puzzled: "What water?"
Joan reacted for a moment, and then remembered: "Kun, did you see Xiaoxiao catching fish that day?"
Kun nodded: "You are not in good health, why go into the water?"
The corners of Ding Xiao's mouth twitched, wondering if you could manage it, and on the surface he had to respond politely: "I've been bored at home for more than ten days, and I want to go and relax. I'm very good at catching fish! And the fish is delicious."
Kun thought for a while, and then said: "I'll catch it." After that, he ran away without a trace.Ding Xiao was confused, looking at the four tall adults around him, his face was full of questions.
Teng couldn't help laughing out: "Kun, this kid seems to be enlightened!"
Ding Xiao suddenly became embarrassing.He turned his head to look like Joan and He, but they also had a weird smile. "Father, let's treat the village chief uncle and the priest to dinner today, shall we?" In fact, when he caught fish before, he thought about giving it to the village chief and the priest, but it was a pity that he met four onlookers at the entrance of the village. He still regretted a little after listening to what Dad and Dad said.It would be less fussy if we sent the village chief and priests off!
Peng Jia smiled and nodded: "I heard from He that the food made by Xiaoxiao at our house is delicious for a long time. I have long wanted to try it. I don't need your father's consent. Uncle decided to go to your house for dinner today!"
The priest is single, even though he is two hundred years old, he is still single.It's not because priests can't get married and have children, but because Teng's personality is very independent, and she is obsessed with medicine, so getting married has not yet entered her life plan.Anyway, single orcs were plentiful, but she, a single female, was pitifully rare.
Pengjia will not come to eat alone.So Ding Xiao and the others arrived home for a while, and he brought his partner Liu Dai, his third son Cang and the youngest female cub Miao to the appointment.
After some calculation, there are five more people in the family for dinner today. If there is no accident, that Kun who went out to catch fish will also come here, that is six people.Excluding Xiao Miaomiao, who is only six years old, the 13-year-old male Cang is sure to be a strong laborer in the eating world.Ding Xiao reckoned that the toothy pork he had salted and dried before had to be used, and the two adult bared beasts that Dad brought back yesterday had to be wiped out.I hope Kun can bring back some more fish in a while, otherwise he is really afraid that the stock at home will not be enough to eat.Sure enough, all orc families outside of winter live on fresh meat!This is actually not good at all, and it is easy to be interrupted in bad weather without stock!
But what Ding Xiao didn't expect was that after Peng Jia sent his partner and children over, he and He went out to hunt together.Joan also picked up the hunting fork and put a basket on her back and left the house, apparently to dig some fresh wild vegetables and get some small game.Thinking that all his estimates just now were in vain, standing at the kitchen door, Ding Xiao sighed silently.As expected, I still don't understand this place. It seems that there are still many things to learn in the future.
It was the first time Liu Dai saw Ding Xiao.The cub's skin is very white, comparable to his own little Miaomiao.The appearance is not good-looking, but it is very correct.The hair is jet black like Zijiakun's, and it looks very pleasing to the eye.Only the body is too thin and the stature is too short, so I am not very satisfied.I don't know why Pengjia said that Kun was interested in this child, but Liu Dai was actually not willing to let the eldest son follow He's old path.How could the future successor of the village chief marry a barren half-orc as his partner?
Seeing that Liu Dai was a little dissatisfied with Ding Xiao, Teng said lightly: "No one can guess what your Jiakun is thinking. Do you think you can reverse his wishes?"
Liu Dai's face froze slightly, then she nodded, "You're right. But they've only met once."
Teng smiled and said, "It's true for Xiaoxiao, but it's not for your son." So she also felt that this kid Kun only met him twice and managed him so leniently. Running to catch fish for others to eat is really indescribably funny and mindless.Whoever chases his wife must have a process of obeying his words!
When Kun came to Ding Xiao's house with five big fish, he saw the priest and grandma picking spicy beans at the stone table. He knew that today must be a dinner party here without asking him. Regarding this point, Kun's big idol very satisfied.So he nodded to the priest and grandma, and went straight to the kitchen.He is quite familiar with his uncle's house.
As a result, when he entered the kitchen, he saw his third brother and younger sister laughing and laughing around Ding Xiao, and the two little guys kept eating from the plate in Ding Xiao's hand.Kun was depressed.I have never eaten Ding Xiao's delicious food.These two little cubs actually ate it before me, this is so annoying!So the old man strode up to Ding Xiao and opened his mouth.
Ding Xiao was taken aback by the suddenly blocked shadow, and then saw Kun's backlit face appearing in front of him.If the other party didn't open his mouth, he would definitely find this scene very shocking, but now it's very funny.He looked down at the several big fish in Kun's left hand, and the two big sticks of green and red fruits in his right hand, both of which he liked to eat.He immediately decided to sacrifice his ego, and took a piece of fried white beans with meat and put it in Kun's mouth. "How is the taste?"
Kun Zai chewed carefully.I have a subversive view on this white bean that I hated to eat since I was a child. "Come again." Then he opened his mouth again.
Ding Xiao couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching, and fed another piece, and then said: "I like to eat, I will make more in a while. But can you put it down? It looks very tired." The main reason is that I am tired from feeding.Don't you know that your size is an eyesore? !
Kun looked at the things in his hand, then at Ding Xiao's white and thin fingers, and frowned: "I'm not tired, you can eat too." After speaking, he put the fruit branch on the ground, took the He picked up a piece of white beans with meat and brought it to Ding Xiao's mouth.
Ding Xiao wanted to cry.It's okay to be fed and stuttered, but boss, have you washed your hands after catching fish and picking fruits?Will I die if I eat like this!But no matter what, people have already handed it to his mouth, and that stern face seemed to have a posture that he had to listen to it, and he had to listen to it if he didn't listen, so he opened his mouth and chewed the food he had carefully prepared. He swallowed it whole twice.It's too hard, how could I offend this idol lord!
Xiao Miaomiao looked up at the way her eldest brother and brother Xiaoxiao were feeding each other, and then laughed happily. "Young couple, young couple! Big brother, big brother, dear, dear, smile!"
Ding Xiao now has black lines all over his head.I don't understand why this little brat suddenly yelled like that.Young couple what?kiss what? "Little villain, do you know that you're only six years old? Such a small little female, why are you kissing!" She even booed!
But it wasn't just Xiao Miaomiao who was booing, but also the third son Cang of the village head's family. "Brother Xiaoxiao, my elder brother doesn't like to talk very much, he always shows it with actions. So it's useless for you to be shy."
Ding Xiao raised his head and stared fiercely at Kun, the corners of his mouth twitching.But before he could open his mouth, Mr. Ouxiang said first: "No one kisses anymore." Then he turned around and left with five fish in his hand, without even giving Ding Xiao a glimpse out of the corner of his eye.She gritted her teeth with a smile of hatred, what the hell is this guy! ! !Can you skip the words when you speak!The point is, who told you to kiss when there is no one else!Pooh!No one can make a kiss, okay!What are you kissing!It's all Xiao Miaomiao's fault, this brat can't keep her mouth shut!
Three of the five big fish were made into sweet and sour fish by Ding Xiao.Although he has never tried frying fish with meat oil in modern times, he has tried it now and it feels pretty good, especially the oil of the bared beast is much cleaner than the oil of the fangs pig, and the oil yield is higher, so he also acquiesces In order to let Dad hunt more beasts to refine oil for the winter.Sweet and sour sauce is nothing here, but he is not sure if the orcs will accept this sweet and sour taste, let's give it a try, anyway, no one here will do it.
The remaining two diced fish are used to make pearl fish fillet soup.After two experiments, he can be sure that pearl fruit is very similar to flour after being crushed, and has excellent stickiness and ability to absorb soup.The toughness is slightly lacking, but this problem can be solved after adding a little vegetable salt.Especially when the pearl fruit is crushed and then boiled, it can be eaten as rice. Of course, when making porridge, the fruit is not evenly broken, so it tastes more like a soup.And this kind of plants that grow more near the water must be a good match with the fish in the water.I will make this today. In fact, Ding Xiao also has the intention of making the village chief and the priest feel that pearl fruit can be used as a staple food.After all, in winter, food becomes a big problem, and this kind of starchy food can not only be stored for a long time without spoiling, but also provide more calories that people need.
Ding Xiao was very depressed about Kun driving everyone else out of the kitchen with his eyes and voluntarily staying as his assistant.It feels so good to cook with Dad every day, chatting while working, Ding Xiao thinks this is a very happy thing.Just like when I was a child, my father cooked in the kitchen and I felt as good as making trouble in it.But being with this dull guy like Kun, why does it feel so weird?This guy is very obedient, he can do whatever he tells him to do.The meat slices were cut evenly, the fish was cleaned very well, and the pearl fruit was ground like noodles.But can he stop staring at himself when he's not working?This is very painful, okay?
"Um... big brother, can you stop staring at me? Is there something wrong with me?" After finishing the fried chicken nuggets with spicy beans, Ding Xiao couldn't help it.
Standing behind Ding Xiao, Kun was holding a plate of white beans and meat, and replied, "Did you make your own clothes?"
Ding smiled at the black line: "Yes."
Kun nodded: "I have animal skins, make me a suit."
Ding Xiao continued the black line: "...Okay..." Otherwise, can you still say no?After all, he is his benefactor who saved his face.
There was a slight smile on the corner of Kun's mouth, but even the gods probably couldn't see it: "Smile."
Ding Xiao turned his head: "Why?"
Kun said: "You are very good. Fish are not easy to catch at all."
Ding Xiao said: "This is a skill. I will teach you when I have time. I am the best at catching fish!" After he finished speaking, he regretted it. Who wants to teach him!Teach this kind of facial paralysis not to be pissed off!
Kun nodded quickly: "I'm free tomorrow. I'll pick you up in the morning."
So Ding Xiao sold himself like this.Is the expression of facial paralysis too direct?Or is it that there are no such words as "tactful" and "polite" in the orc world?I'm just being polite, okay? !
After the crowd dispersed, Ding Xiao let out a long breath, and the waist that he had pulled up just now collapsed, and he got off the altar in two steps and ran to Joan's side. "Daddy, can we go home now?"
Joan touched Ding Xiao's forehead distressedly: "Yes. Say goodbye to the village chief uncle and priest, and we will go home."
Ding Xiao turned around and bowed to the village chief and the priest: "Thank you, Uncle Village Chief, thank you priest. Thank you Kun!"
Peng Jia and Teng also got off the altar, looking at Ding Xiao, Peng Jia sighed: "Good boy, don't bear grudges because of today's events. Jealousy can make people lose their minds and stain their souls. We don't need to let someone else's fault Fallen himself."
Ding Xiao nodded: "I understand. Although I don't understand why he kicked me, he has already been punished, and this matter must come to an end. I will not hold grudges against him, but I will never approach him in the future. "
Teng smiled with satisfaction: "What a smart and sensible little guy. Come, let me see how your condition is, and give me your hand."
Seeing Teng giving Ding Xiao his pulse carefully, Kun leaned over and asked, "Sick?"
Ding Xiao nodded: "I was lost in the forest before, and I hit my head again. After I was rescued by my father, I couldn't remember some things. And my health is not very good. But it's nothing serious, it's just that I got a little bit of wind and cold. It's hot." Facing the idol of the whole village's children, he felt that it would be better for him to give a rough explanation.
Kun frowned: "Why did you go into the water?"
Ding Xiao was puzzled: "What water?"
Joan reacted for a moment, and then remembered: "Kun, did you see Xiaoxiao catching fish that day?"
Kun nodded: "You are not in good health, why go into the water?"
The corners of Ding Xiao's mouth twitched, wondering if you could manage it, and on the surface he had to respond politely: "I've been bored at home for more than ten days, and I want to go and relax. I'm very good at catching fish! And the fish is delicious."
Kun thought for a while, and then said: "I'll catch it." After that, he ran away without a trace.Ding Xiao was confused, looking at the four tall adults around him, his face was full of questions.
Teng couldn't help laughing out: "Kun, this kid seems to be enlightened!"
Ding Xiao suddenly became embarrassing.He turned his head to look like Joan and He, but they also had a weird smile. "Father, let's treat the village chief uncle and the priest to dinner today, shall we?" In fact, when he caught fish before, he thought about giving it to the village chief and the priest, but it was a pity that he met four onlookers at the entrance of the village. He still regretted a little after listening to what Dad and Dad said.It would be less fussy if we sent the village chief and priests off!
Peng Jia smiled and nodded: "I heard from He that the food made by Xiaoxiao at our house is delicious for a long time. I have long wanted to try it. I don't need your father's consent. Uncle decided to go to your house for dinner today!"
The priest is single, even though he is two hundred years old, he is still single.It's not because priests can't get married and have children, but because Teng's personality is very independent, and she is obsessed with medicine, so getting married has not yet entered her life plan.Anyway, single orcs were plentiful, but she, a single female, was pitifully rare.
Pengjia will not come to eat alone.So Ding Xiao and the others arrived home for a while, and he brought his partner Liu Dai, his third son Cang and the youngest female cub Miao to the appointment.
After some calculation, there are five more people in the family for dinner today. If there is no accident, that Kun who went out to catch fish will also come here, that is six people.Excluding Xiao Miaomiao, who is only six years old, the 13-year-old male Cang is sure to be a strong laborer in the eating world.Ding Xiao reckoned that the toothy pork he had salted and dried before had to be used, and the two adult bared beasts that Dad brought back yesterday had to be wiped out.I hope Kun can bring back some more fish in a while, otherwise he is really afraid that the stock at home will not be enough to eat.Sure enough, all orc families outside of winter live on fresh meat!This is actually not good at all, and it is easy to be interrupted in bad weather without stock!
But what Ding Xiao didn't expect was that after Peng Jia sent his partner and children over, he and He went out to hunt together.Joan also picked up the hunting fork and put a basket on her back and left the house, apparently to dig some fresh wild vegetables and get some small game.Thinking that all his estimates just now were in vain, standing at the kitchen door, Ding Xiao sighed silently.As expected, I still don't understand this place. It seems that there are still many things to learn in the future.
It was the first time Liu Dai saw Ding Xiao.The cub's skin is very white, comparable to his own little Miaomiao.The appearance is not good-looking, but it is very correct.The hair is jet black like Zijiakun's, and it looks very pleasing to the eye.Only the body is too thin and the stature is too short, so I am not very satisfied.I don't know why Pengjia said that Kun was interested in this child, but Liu Dai was actually not willing to let the eldest son follow He's old path.How could the future successor of the village chief marry a barren half-orc as his partner?
Seeing that Liu Dai was a little dissatisfied with Ding Xiao, Teng said lightly: "No one can guess what your Jiakun is thinking. Do you think you can reverse his wishes?"
Liu Dai's face froze slightly, then she nodded, "You're right. But they've only met once."
Teng smiled and said, "It's true for Xiaoxiao, but it's not for your son." So she also felt that this kid Kun only met him twice and managed him so leniently. Running to catch fish for others to eat is really indescribably funny and mindless.Whoever chases his wife must have a process of obeying his words!
When Kun came to Ding Xiao's house with five big fish, he saw the priest and grandma picking spicy beans at the stone table. He knew that today must be a dinner party here without asking him. Regarding this point, Kun's big idol very satisfied.So he nodded to the priest and grandma, and went straight to the kitchen.He is quite familiar with his uncle's house.
As a result, when he entered the kitchen, he saw his third brother and younger sister laughing and laughing around Ding Xiao, and the two little guys kept eating from the plate in Ding Xiao's hand.Kun was depressed.I have never eaten Ding Xiao's delicious food.These two little cubs actually ate it before me, this is so annoying!So the old man strode up to Ding Xiao and opened his mouth.
Ding Xiao was taken aback by the suddenly blocked shadow, and then saw Kun's backlit face appearing in front of him.If the other party didn't open his mouth, he would definitely find this scene very shocking, but now it's very funny.He looked down at the several big fish in Kun's left hand, and the two big sticks of green and red fruits in his right hand, both of which he liked to eat.He immediately decided to sacrifice his ego, and took a piece of fried white beans with meat and put it in Kun's mouth. "How is the taste?"
Kun Zai chewed carefully.I have a subversive view on this white bean that I hated to eat since I was a child. "Come again." Then he opened his mouth again.
Ding Xiao couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching, and fed another piece, and then said: "I like to eat, I will make more in a while. But can you put it down? It looks very tired." The main reason is that I am tired from feeding.Don't you know that your size is an eyesore? !
Kun looked at the things in his hand, then at Ding Xiao's white and thin fingers, and frowned: "I'm not tired, you can eat too." After speaking, he put the fruit branch on the ground, took the He picked up a piece of white beans with meat and brought it to Ding Xiao's mouth.
Ding Xiao wanted to cry.It's okay to be fed and stuttered, but boss, have you washed your hands after catching fish and picking fruits?Will I die if I eat like this!But no matter what, people have already handed it to his mouth, and that stern face seemed to have a posture that he had to listen to it, and he had to listen to it if he didn't listen, so he opened his mouth and chewed the food he had carefully prepared. He swallowed it whole twice.It's too hard, how could I offend this idol lord!
Xiao Miaomiao looked up at the way her eldest brother and brother Xiaoxiao were feeding each other, and then laughed happily. "Young couple, young couple! Big brother, big brother, dear, dear, smile!"
Ding Xiao now has black lines all over his head.I don't understand why this little brat suddenly yelled like that.Young couple what?kiss what? "Little villain, do you know that you're only six years old? Such a small little female, why are you kissing!" She even booed!
But it wasn't just Xiao Miaomiao who was booing, but also the third son Cang of the village head's family. "Brother Xiaoxiao, my elder brother doesn't like to talk very much, he always shows it with actions. So it's useless for you to be shy."
Ding Xiao raised his head and stared fiercely at Kun, the corners of his mouth twitching.But before he could open his mouth, Mr. Ouxiang said first: "No one kisses anymore." Then he turned around and left with five fish in his hand, without even giving Ding Xiao a glimpse out of the corner of his eye.She gritted her teeth with a smile of hatred, what the hell is this guy! ! !Can you skip the words when you speak!The point is, who told you to kiss when there is no one else!Pooh!No one can make a kiss, okay!What are you kissing!It's all Xiao Miaomiao's fault, this brat can't keep her mouth shut!
Three of the five big fish were made into sweet and sour fish by Ding Xiao.Although he has never tried frying fish with meat oil in modern times, he has tried it now and it feels pretty good, especially the oil of the bared beast is much cleaner than the oil of the fangs pig, and the oil yield is higher, so he also acquiesces In order to let Dad hunt more beasts to refine oil for the winter.Sweet and sour sauce is nothing here, but he is not sure if the orcs will accept this sweet and sour taste, let's give it a try, anyway, no one here will do it.
The remaining two diced fish are used to make pearl fish fillet soup.After two experiments, he can be sure that pearl fruit is very similar to flour after being crushed, and has excellent stickiness and ability to absorb soup.The toughness is slightly lacking, but this problem can be solved after adding a little vegetable salt.Especially when the pearl fruit is crushed and then boiled, it can be eaten as rice. Of course, when making porridge, the fruit is not evenly broken, so it tastes more like a soup.And this kind of plants that grow more near the water must be a good match with the fish in the water.I will make this today. In fact, Ding Xiao also has the intention of making the village chief and the priest feel that pearl fruit can be used as a staple food.After all, in winter, food becomes a big problem, and this kind of starchy food can not only be stored for a long time without spoiling, but also provide more calories that people need.
Ding Xiao was very depressed about Kun driving everyone else out of the kitchen with his eyes and voluntarily staying as his assistant.It feels so good to cook with Dad every day, chatting while working, Ding Xiao thinks this is a very happy thing.Just like when I was a child, my father cooked in the kitchen and I felt as good as making trouble in it.But being with this dull guy like Kun, why does it feel so weird?This guy is very obedient, he can do whatever he tells him to do.The meat slices were cut evenly, the fish was cleaned very well, and the pearl fruit was ground like noodles.But can he stop staring at himself when he's not working?This is very painful, okay?
"Um... big brother, can you stop staring at me? Is there something wrong with me?" After finishing the fried chicken nuggets with spicy beans, Ding Xiao couldn't help it.
Standing behind Ding Xiao, Kun was holding a plate of white beans and meat, and replied, "Did you make your own clothes?"
Ding smiled at the black line: "Yes."
Kun nodded: "I have animal skins, make me a suit."
Ding Xiao continued the black line: "...Okay..." Otherwise, can you still say no?After all, he is his benefactor who saved his face.
There was a slight smile on the corner of Kun's mouth, but even the gods probably couldn't see it: "Smile."
Ding Xiao turned his head: "Why?"
Kun said: "You are very good. Fish are not easy to catch at all."
Ding Xiao said: "This is a skill. I will teach you when I have time. I am the best at catching fish!" After he finished speaking, he regretted it. Who wants to teach him!Teach this kind of facial paralysis not to be pissed off!
Kun nodded quickly: "I'm free tomorrow. I'll pick you up in the morning."
So Ding Xiao sold himself like this.Is the expression of facial paralysis too direct?Or is it that there are no such words as "tactful" and "polite" in the orc world?I'm just being polite, okay? !
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