Liar X Raiders X Crossover

The courtyard door was gently opened, Feng Suoyu walked in with his head down, followed by a group of people.As soon as Xia Jincao entered the door, his attention was immediately attracted. He didn't set his eyes on the fragrant tea leaves or the man in Tsing Yi, but fixedly looked at the sleeping figure.

He walked towards that side unconsciously, but was stopped halfway.

"What is your Excellency looking for?" Feng Suolei's voice was extremely low, as if he was afraid of waking up people not far away.

"My master wants to make a deal with Your Excellency." Still the servant boy stepped forward and bowed to Feng Suolei.

The moment Feng Suolei heard the deal, he subconsciously looked in Luo Yi's direction, but he was horrified to find that the young man in white had appeared beside the bench at some point, leaning slightly, staring at Luo Yi with a smile.

"Are you still pretending to be asleep?" Xia Jincao's voice was extremely soft, as gentle as a lover's whisper: "If you don't get up again, I will make you never get up."

A certain liar is full of bullshit.

"...Brother, don't be like this." Luo Yi closed his eyes and deceived himself, unwilling to face the reality, and then moved his body inch by inch, trying to escape from the breath of the other party: "I confess..."

Then, it wasn't the fault of the length of the chair, it wasn't the fault of the approaching Xia Jincao, it wasn't the fault of gravity, it was the fault of Luo Yi who closed his eyes to escape reality and forgot about the situation, so a certain liar landed on his face with a slap .

The Raiders said that it is possible to record this historic moment. Since the footprint left by Amskron on the moon, a liar has left a milestone face in ancient times.

"Your Excellency!" At the critical moment, Feng Suolei rushed over, protecting Luo Yi, who was lifted from the soil by Xia Jincao like a chicken, behind him, frowning and looking coldly at the other's smiling face.

"I met someone I know." Xia Jincao clapped his hands to shake off the non-existent dust, "So I came to say hello."

Dear, this is attempted murder, dear.In the shadows, a certain liar silently wiped the dirt off his face with his clothes, and was hurriedly dragged by Feng Shaoyu to the bamboo house to clean it up.

When Luo Yi came out after cleaning up, he found that the two parties were still facing each other in the courtyard.A liar turned around without hesitation, ready to leave.Anyway, the conditions have been reached with Fengsuo Lei, and the rest is none of his business.

"Luo Yi." This was Feng Suolei's voice, Luo Yi turned around and saw the man in Tsing Yi staring at him, his eyes still complicated.Xia Jincao raised his eyebrows, as if he knew something interesting.

"come over."

Luo Yi felt a little confused by Monk Zhang Er, but he walked over as he said.

Feng Suolei took one last look at Luo Yi, turned around and said coldly to Xia Jincao, "Your Excellency wants to buy the recipe of Yunlai Tea from me, but what I want to say next is that you have found the wrong person." Feng Suolei Taking a step back, he pushed the dazed Luo Yi to the front: "Your Excellency should be looking for this one, and he gave us Yunlai tea."

...Mom, I seem to have an auditory hallucination...

Everyone's eyes were focused on Luo Yi for a moment, and Luo Yi looked back at Feng Suolei at a loss, his eyes were as pitiful as they were, like a little wolf cub thrown in a pack of lions and tigers. The heartless wolf father pushed it in front of the carnivore.

Helpless. "This... this, how much do you charge..." The wolf cub spoke weakly to the carnivore.

Just as the servant boy was about to speak, he was stopped behind by his master who was smiling more and more cheerfully.Xia Jincao narrowed her peach blossom eyes, and fanned leisurely with a fan she took out from nowhere: "In order to show my sincerity, of course Boss Luo will set the price."

"Really?"

"real."

"Bring me a copper coin." A certain liar stretched out his wolf's paws to Xia Jincao with a shy face.

puff!Although she knew that this must be the result, Xia Jincao couldn't stop her widening smile and joy.Luo Yi glanced at Feng Suolei secretly, and found that Feng Suolei had no other performance, as if what they just said was that the weather is fine today.The liar suddenly felt at ease.

The servant boy was stunned for a long time before he realized it. He stared at some prodigal scum with unbelievable eyes, and tremblingly took out a coin from his bosom for a long time before taking out a coin. Fried hair: "No money! Just a copper coin! You bloody rich people...,... Kiss me just to affirm that I get free shipping, dear..."

The servant boy was at a loss, dumbfounded, and could only look at his master pitifully.

Xia Jincao finally couldn't help it, and laughed.He took out a copper plate from his pocket. He hadn't used it for a long time, but he subconsciously took one when he went to the bank recently.Xia Jincao smiled brightly, and waved the copper plate in front of Luo Yi, like meat used to lure wolf cubs into the bait.Luo Yi is also very face-saving, staring at the copper plate with green eyes.

The copper plate means that the pear is very large.

"I suddenly don't want to buy it."

The next moment, Xia Jincao took back the copper plate and turned to leave.

……

…………

……………I, rub! ! ! ! ! !

"Xia Jincao!" Luo Yi pulled Xia Jincao back, and looked at those beautiful peach blossom eyes angrily: "You're fucking playing with me!"

Xia Jincao's picky eyes widened slightly, a dark light flashed in his eyes, and for a moment, he grabbed Luo Yi's neck and shoulders with his hands, so hard that Luo Yi felt that his shoulders were almost broken.

"Huh? You know my name." Xia Jincao smiled brightly, her beautiful peach eyes seemed to be captivating: "I don't seem to have introduced myself to you before."

"This, this..." The wolf cub changed back to his original form in an instant, Luo Yi smiled stiffly, and then coughed dryly: "Actually..." Luo Yi said very seriously: "...I have a crush on you."

Snapped!The silver in the servant boy's hand was still in his hand, and his chin fell to the ground.

"I've been watching you secretly for a long time..." A certain liar said "shyly" with a shy face.

Feng Suolei completely lost his expression.

"We can be friends."

A moment of silence.

"...Just kidding. Ha, ha..."

Although Luo Yi laughed stiffly, the atmosphere has eased down.Xia Jincao let go of his hand, and Luo Yi carefully covered his shoulders with his hands.

Hiss—this guy is really ruthless.

"You have a crush on me?" Xia Jincao cocked his mouth and laughed.

Pay attention to the last sentence, comrade.

"What is a base friend?"

"...It's a kind of relationship between superiors and inferiors." Luo Yi began to talk nonsense with his eyes open: "The ones above are called Gong, and the ones below are called Shou. They usually mess with each other. Master and servant are one of them."

"Oh." Xia Jincao looked Luo Yi up and down: "You want to be my gay friend?"

Luo Yi shivered, although he knew what the other party had misunderstood, it still made him feel pained.

"Alright then." Xia Jincao curled her lips and smiled, "Although she looks so-so, she can barely reach the level of being my gay friend."

...Mom, I seem to have auditory hallucinations again...

"What's the matter?" Xia Jincao looked at the dumbfounded Luo Yi, and smiled happily: "Didn't you just want to be my gay friend (little servant)?"

Please pay attention to the last sentence, comrade! ! !

"I……"

"Don't worry." Xia Jincao's deep voice teased everyone's senses: "You can leave until I'm tired, and I will give you a reward. Of course, including the copper coin."

Ignoring the servant boy as if trying to persuade him, Xia Jincao only had Luo Yi in his eyes.

So make him happy, in his dead life.

"Agreed?"

"It's a word."

***

"Martial Arts Conference?"

"What's the fuss about!"

The surprised young man lowered his voice excitedly: "Really? The once-in-a-century martial arts conference!?"

"Hey, my source of information is not reliable?" Opposite the young man, a burly man showed a somewhat smug smile: "This time the martial arts conference invited my brother, he is the head of the record department, and this time the martial arts conference I also have Please post."

The young man on the opposite side showed an envious expression like a big man, and the man shook his head in satisfaction and triumph, as if teaching the young man: "Do you know why the martial arts conference is held only once in a hundred years?"

"I don't know." The young man shook his head honestly, showing an expectant expression to the big man.

The big man's vanity was satisfied: "The ultimate goal of the martial arts conference is to elect the leader of the martial arts. Everyone knows this, but what is the purpose of choosing the leader, have you ever thought about it?"

The young man pondered for a while, and finally shook his head.

"To resist the Demon Sect!" The big man lowered his voice, his expression became serious: "Samsara Sect."

The young man was a little confused: "I know about reincarnation, but it's just a sect, so there's no need for...?"

"What do you know?" The big man shook his head: "The Reincarnation Sect will revive and rise every 100 years. It is recorded in the past that it has dominated the rivers and lakes several times. At that time, the Reincarnation Sect was too powerful and weird. People panic. Elder Fakong knows that such a powerful person can hardly walk back and forth in front of the ghosts of the reincarnation religion. People in the reincarnation religion practice evil exercises, especially that, that person who is called Tian Dao It's even more treacherous." The big man's voice was also a little sinister: "It is said that there was once a reincarnation teacher who captured five hundred boys, gouged out their eyeballs and made them into necklaces, and someone who taught reincarnation used the boy's eyes to wear them. The blood is poured into the pool for the reincarnation religion to bathe in!"

The young man subconsciously touched his eyeballs and shivered.

"That's why, in order to stop the Demon Sect, the seniors decided that whenever the Reincarnation Sect revived, they would hold a martial arts conference to elect leaders to form an alliance to fight against the Demon Sect."

"But, but..." the young man stammered and asked doubtfully, "Why didn't you get rid of that demonic sect when it was silent, and kill the demonic sect in its infancy?"

"Fart!" The big man squinted at the young man with contempt, spit flying all over the place: "Do you think others haven't thought about it? Do you know where the head altar of Reincarnation Sect is? Mount Xuyu!" Naihe Bridge, Xuyu Mountain, Huangquan, Shenmu, Six Paths, this is called reincarnation. The first item alone can make you not even have a root hair left. Except for specific times and taking Tiancaidibao or "Reincarnation Pill", It is impossible for you to get close to Zixia Wu. The recipe of 'Samsara Pill' is only known by the Master of Samsara, and taking 'Samsara Pill' means that you are completely controlled by the Sect of Samsara, and you are still messing with it!"

"If my brother didn't throw me to the library every day to sort out the materials, wouldn't I not understand those classics!" After the big man said the above words excitedly, he stopped to drink a sip of tea to moisten his throat, and continued: "I used to I have seen some records. In the past, several top masters formed an alliance, took Tiancaidibao and broke into the Reincarnation Sect. It is said that they killed all the way to Shenmu, and then there was no news. But in the 100-year revival of the Demon Sect, Someone accidentally knocked out the ghost face of a person in the Reincarnation Sect while fighting against the Reincarnation Sect, and was shocked to find that that person was one of the masters who broke into the Reincarnation Sect, and was changed by some evil witchcraft used by the Reincarnation Sect. Mind, even the former wife and children are willing to kill for the sake of reincarnation..."

"No, no way..."

"Fuck you! But maybe that's too old, after all, the key is now." The man took another sip of tea, and looked into the distance with some melancholy: "In the past few years, although there has been some movement in the reincarnation religion, But it hasn't reached the level of the catastrophe at the beginning, it's just another hundred years in the blink of an eye."

"That, that, is that the devil of the reincarnation sect?" The young man seemed to be finally able to express himself, and continued quickly: "It is said that the devil slaughtered the main altar of the voodoo sect a few days ago. At the beginning, he was still being offered food and drink by the voodoo sect, but in a blink of an eye, he turned his face and turned his back on him, and it turns out that evil people have no loyalty at all." There seemed to be some schadenfreude in his tone, quite like a dog biting a dog. "The devil is the leader of the reincarnation sect?"

"Yes, what's the name...?" The big man frowned and thought for a while, then gave up helplessly: "Everyone is screaming like a devil, so I don't know the name of that devil now."

The young man also thought about it carefully, and it was really like this. The leader of the reincarnation sect almost ignored or took away the ones he liked, and killed the ones he didn't like. He never reported his name and was moody.

"However, it is said that the devil likes to kill indiscriminately, and he eats both men and women. There are both female concubines and male favorites." The man's smile was somewhat dark and ambiguous: "The one he likes is directly taken back to Xuyu Mountain and restrained." It became a taboo for lewd pleasure."

The young man also smiled tacitly: "I heard that the devil is good at charm, and his evil skills are unpredictable, and he will often fall into the way if he is not paying attention." The young man mysteriously lowered his voice as if remembering something: " The devil likes bones, and from the news, he often holds a gray skull in his arms, so he is digging other people's graves in the middle of the night, right?"

"You kid, don't be so fascinated that you don't even know your skull is dug out." The big man joked: "What kind of charm is a man learning, what's the matter if he doesn't have a dick, he is not even a fart in front of Miss Liu!" Thinking of something, the big man slapped his head: "Almost forgot about this errand, you know, this martial arts conference is jointly held by the four Gongshu families, and the Liu family has rumors that they will choose Liu Tianqin in this martial arts conference... Hehe... ..."

"Really!? Liu Tianqin, the most beautiful woman in the world!" The young man couldn't help raising his voice, with a look of excitement and frustration.

"Damn it, keep your voice down! I tell you..."

……

Luo Yi's face was full of cattle.

It finally appeared, the legendary main line, one of the top ten things that people who travel through must do!

The dialogue and eavesdropping in the restaurant, the holding of the martial arts conference, and the appearance of the most beautiful woman in the world, what a flirtatious plot this is.The next step is for the protagonist to participate in the martial arts conference, and then accept one, two or three first XX heroes who are not very good-looking and so on. Pick out faults with IQs that are completely inconsistent with his identity, and decisively eliminate them, and then successfully reap the world One of the first beautiful women.No invitations?It doesn't matter, the plot master will soon arrange a waste material who looks left, right, up, down, no matter how you look at it, but there are extra invitations. The small shrimp was abused, robbed, raped...cough...and then he was rejected The passing protagonist Lu Jianbuping drew his sword to save him, so the waste material Xiaoxia sent an invitation card with both hands with the stars of "brother, I adore you so much" in his eyes, and the protagonist successfully harvested one from his younger brother.Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.

Great God of time travel, please allow me to worship. (Time-traveling: ...... I'm sloppy?)

But...but...

Looks like the main character is not a liar.

Luo Yi glanced at a young man in white who looked like a crown of jade in front of him, and was being hugged weakly by a delicate and beautiful woman of equal beauty from one left to the other.No matter how you look at it, it looks more like the protagonist than a liar.

Hugging left and right is not afraid of overuse of that thing.Luo Yi cursed viciously, then continued to listen to the conversation downstairs.

"Copper plates."

Hmm, where did the scene where the protagonist of the novel saves the invitation card usually come from...?

"Copper plate." Xia Jincao continued to call in a low voice, "What are you thinking?"

"...God, please give me an invitation card for the martial arts conference!...,..." Luo Yi looked at the tentative master innocently after regaining his senses, and then changed the subject in protest: "What, I It's Luo Yi..." It's not copper coins!

"I think Tongban is very suitable for you." Xia Jincao's lips were naturally raised, and even if he didn't smile, he looked like a half-smile: "You are my friend now, and I can decide who is on the bottom. Your name, isn't it?"

Don't use that name anymore, my ass hurts...

"Do you want an invitation to the martial arts conference?"

"Uh... yes..."

"That's not necessary." Xia Jincao's peach-blossom eyes slightly swayed, full of spring.

"Oh." Sure enough, I have to rely on myself.Luo Yi, who was deeply tormented by the novel, didn't think much of it, and simply responded with understanding.

Xia Jincao raised his eyebrows without seeing the other party's disappointed expression, but he was the one who was disappointed for some reason, and lost the interest of teasing: "I can directly enter the martial arts conference, you are my friend (servant), of course you don't have to invitation."

Appeared!The person who gave away the tickets.God, have you appeared? ?Luo Yi had the illusion of being messy in the wind.

"Well, what are you doing as a businessman at the martial arts conference, to collect debts?"

"Pfft, debt collection?...Yes, I'm going to collect debts, peach blossom debts. The most beautiful woman in the world, Liu Tianqin, is a good target?"

"...all kinds of might..."