Liar X Raiders X Crossover

Luo Yi is now thinking about the most important arithmetic problem in his life.

Xia Jincao = lingering stump

Xia Jincao + Bai Xuyi = early death and premature birth

Xia Jincao + Bai Xuyi + Ye Zhu = Hey, you are still alive

Xia Jincao + Bai Xuyi + leaves + clusters =...

Wait, does this world still exist?

The man in xuanyi looked down from a high position, and when he saw Luo Yi who was enveloped by him.In an instant, the golden color overflowed the inorganic matter.The bug stared at his prey, pressing down from top to bottom with a strong momentum.Luo Yi's legs softened, and he almost knelt down on the ground.His body was shaking all the time, his eyes were wide open and he stared at the piece of gold, and he didn't dare to blink at all—all the cells in his body told him that he was being watched by a terrifying existence at the top of the food chain.

So scary, so scary...

Cong tilted his body slightly, which was a posture ready to go.Xia Jincao's pupils constricted after seeing the appearance of the man in Xuanyi clearly.

"Stop him!"

This is the chorus of two people.Bai Xuyi looked up at Cong on the eaves, like a snake that felt dangerous and then raised its head to attack.It's very dangerous, that man in black clothes, the existence of the other party will bring him a threat, so it must be... removed immediately.

Upon hearing the order, the grass merchant guards and the white-robed man who had been fighting fiercely just now attacked the man in black on the eaves at the same time.Cong stared at Luo Yi all the time, until someone blocked his sight, the pair of golden eyes raised slightly, with a metal-like cold light.

"tear--"

The bright red liquid fell on Luo Yi's face, he blinked, and relaxed his body as if suddenly liberated.Luo Yi supported his knees and panted heavily, his heart was beating violently, and his body was still trembling instinctively.A piece of warmth gently touched his face, Luo Yi looked up weakly, but found that it was Ye Zhu who wiped away the blood on his face with his hands.

Luo Yi immediately rushed over as if seeing the last straw: "Ye Zhu--seeking Ziyang, no! Asking for Guangcao!"

The boss is about to destroy the world!

Ye Zhu carefully wiped off the red patch, and then opened the booklet: [The tree of life is gone, so we can't plant light grass. ]

Luo Yi immediately felt that the sky was falling apart, he seemed to see his death flag standing up at this moment... can't give up!Since Ye Zhu appeared here, there must be a way, let's see how accurate the timing is!Natural Hei was too ruthless, forcing him to come to the door every time.

"...you have a way of getting the bugs out, right?"

But Ye Zhu shook his head: [It is courting, no. ]

... Peat is called courtship! ?Luo Yi glanced at the bloody storm above.That's definitely exuding murderous aura instead of love!

Luo Yi suddenly caught a piece of information: "You mean he will leave if he doesn't court?"

[Until the courtship is successful, the bugs will keep pestering you.After the courtship is successful, the worm will always guard you. ]

Luo Yi... Luo Yi only felt that thousands of words were condensed into two huge words: Shit.

At this moment, Ye Zhu blinked at Luo Yi, as if he was about to share some little secrets.

[Back then, I had a way of keeping the bugs away. ]

Seeing Luo Yi's bright eyes, Ye Zhu also showed a happy smile, but continued to write: [So, what is your price? ]

[I can get rid of bugs, Luo Yi, what reward will you pay me? (Heart)]

Luo Yi stared at the heart... Should I say, is it really Ye Zhu?This kind of people want to be angry but feel discouraged is completely the natural black style.As if seeing Luo Yi's helplessness and entanglement, Ye Zhu shook the pen in his hand and wrote down a kind suggestion.

[Luo Yi, my last suggestion is still valid now. ]

"What……?"

[Pay with me...]

Luo Yi pressed Ye Zhu's hand, and said in a straight line, "Thank you, Ye Zhu."

Ye Zhu tilted his head and looked at Luo Yi, as if he was very puzzled why Luo Yi was unwilling to do that thing with him no matter what.Isn't that comfortable to do?People often describe it as a kind of in-depth communication, and he also wants to have an "in-depth communication" with Luo Yi...

"boom--!!!"

With a huge bang, Luo Yi was hit with dust and sawdust on his face, and he watched dumbfounded as two-thirds of the roof was cut off abruptly.In a cloud of dust, Xia Jincao came to Luo Yi with a dusty body, but asked Ye Zhu: "Is there no way to stop it?"

Xia profiteer and natural black know each other!This realization brutally knocked out a liar.So, the "old friend" Xia Jincao mentioned last time was Ye Zhu?No wonder Xia Jincao knows everything - it's unscientific!How did these two bosses hook up?The only thing they can contact is the name of the plant attribute, hey!Wait why did he start complaining!

He must have been irritated to death!

[Can't stop it, let's retreat. ] Ye Zhu put the booklet in front of Xia Jincao: [Insects are too dangerous now. ]

If a dragon touches it with reversed scales, it will die, and if a wolf has dark thorns, it will kill it.Courtship bugs will kill all males within sight.

Xia Jincao frowned, Ye Zhu added another sentence: [It won't hurt Luo Yi. ]

Just as Xia Jincao was about to say something, with a sound of "?", a figure fell heavily at their feet.It was one of Bai Xuyi's subordinates, his whole body limply slumped on the ground, without a sound.Cong stood opposite them, the gold in his eyes was almost overflowing.

Ye Zhu turned and left without hesitation, Xia Jincao's fingertips trembled, but froze under Cong's emotionless gaze.The unbelievably exquisite and perfect black-clothed man on the opposite side obviously didn't show any expression, but the dense sense of fear covered his skin like thin needles, and the sting was extremely painful.

--Touch it and it will kill you--

Xia Jincao took a deep breath, turned around and caught up with Ye Zhu.At the moment when he turned around, a trace of bright red slipped from the corner of the mouth of the young man in white, and a dark light flashed in those beautifully shaped peach eyes.Bai Xuyi looked at everything here, turned his head to look at Cong again, and left without a sound, dragging his long clothes.

Ye Zhu left, Xia Jincao left, and Bai Xuyi disappeared.Presently, there is only one unlucky former owner, facing the humanoid murder weapon he once raised.

Luo Yi struggled to move his eyes away from Cong, and glanced away: most of the roof was lifted, and in the ruins, Xia Jincao and Bai Xuyi's men fell—this is a fortress of combat power!That guy on the other side is full of murder weapons!

Time to write a suicide note--

Luo Yi's eyes flickered, and when he came back to his senses, his whole body was enveloped by clumps.The beautiful worm leaned against his body, gently rubbed his skin with the tip of its nose, and licked it away with the tip of its tongue when it smelled dissatisfied.Luo Yi froze in place like a silly rabbit that was suddenly illuminated by the headlights of a car. He felt in a trance that what was lying on him should not be a bug, but some kind of large dog... right?

Ye Zhu said that it was courting.

Luo Yi suddenly felt that it was a mistake that he did not popularize race and gender differences to the bugs, and he made a mistake. Is it too late to make up for it now? --Why does he have the illusion that "if popularized, his life will be lost--if not popularized, his virginity will be lost".

It was itchy on his face, which was the licking marks of the bug's soft tongue. Luo Yi took a step back reflexively, trying to avoid the itching that had nowhere to focus, but almost stepped on the white-robed man at his feet.The white-robed man let out a muffled snort. Luo Yi looked over subconsciously, and found that the person at his feet was not dead, but just in a coma—not just him, but all the people who fell on the ground just fell into a coma, and the bug didn't want to die. their lives.

Luo Yi raised his head in astonishment and looked straight at Cong. The man lowered his head slightly, his expressionless face was exactly the same as in his memory—this kind of inorganic void was as flawless as a work of art, and everything in front of him was clearly explained. Just a non-human in human skin, an emotionless, instinctive, bug.

-- Cong, you are human.And humans cannot kill humans.Once a liar once coaxed a destroyer of civilization in this way.

So docile, so obedient, could it be... a bug?

The memory of getting along with Cong has been a long time ago, but now they are clearly recalled one by one.Luo Yi gently looked away, all the memories stated one fact: Except for that incident, Cong never disobeyed his wishes, and he was the one who demonized the other party from the beginning to the end.

Abandoned, abandoned, and thus out of control.

"Analyzing the magnetism, I indicate that the night zerg's emotions are in the violent and fluctuating stage at this time. It is recommended that the player should appease immediately." The strategy explained flatly: "Connect to the database and search for data. According to the fifth civilization biological illustration, the night zerg and the light One of the main customs of the tribe is: if the object you love is too resistant, you will fuse the other person into your body to prevent the object from escaping and being coveted by others."

One hundred million alpacas singing the song of grass-mud horses passed happily in Luo Yi's heart.

Cong's target has shifted from Luo Yi's face to Luo Yi's shoulders, and at this moment, the Yan family who heard the huge commotion here finally arrived late.Master Yan saw the two-thirds of the roof that had been cut off at a glance. He never imagined that his son would talk about the extent to which the roof was torn off when he talked with the national teacher.Then, Master Yan saw his own son being hugged by a strange man with a dazed gaze, and he was shocked.

"Yi'er! What are you doing? -- let go of my son!"

The bug stopped, and raised his head expressionlessly, ready to move.

...Father, you are here to cheat your son.

Luo Yi hugged a certain boss who was about to clean up the NPC, and said calmly, "Father, I have something to talk about with this young man, so let's leave for a while--don't bother me soon." I'm going to tease your son , in the face of "stroking, playing, cleaning, feeding" and other options, if one is not careful, the pet will fit and fall!

With blood on his face, Luo Yi silently pulled the hem of La Cong's clothes, and pointed to his room: "Let's go."

At that moment, a little emotion flashed through Cong Wuzhi's eyes, as if nostalgic.The bug moved and ran at a speed that was almost invisible to the naked eye, and disappeared with Luo Yi in just one breath.Master Yan and his servants were stunned as they looked at the ruins all over the ground.

Although Yixiaolou is not the biggest brothel in Suzaku City, its business must be the most prosperous.

"Boom boom boom."

"...Who is it?" After a long time, the vermilion door was pushed open a small crack, and the old bustard looked tired after waking up: "This guest officer, Yi Xiaolou doesn't work during the day--"

Her voice stopped abruptly, staring at the person in front of her, unable to speak at all.

At this time, the street was empty and there was no one else, and the cool white sunlight shone down, making the originally empty street even more empty and lonely, with a chilly chill.A man in red is standing in front of the door of Yixiao Building. He has an unimaginably beautiful face. His eyes, his lips, and the red butterfly in the corner of his eyes are all charming and magical—— Even if he didn't make deliberate coquettish and seductive, such a beautiful evildoer still makes people feel that even his soul will be completely taken away.

"Is it the man in purple?" the evildoer in red smiled lightly.

The old bustard's face suddenly changed, this is a code word.In reincarnation, purple represents the way of Shura.According to the legend, Shura is kind by nature and has a will to fight, so he is not a true kindness.Male Shuras in various ways often stir up troubles and fight fiercely. Among the heavens, they attack the king of heaven from time to time in order to seize the throne.The beautiful female Shura often confuses sentient beings and makes it difficult to practice.The Asura Taoism of Reincarnation Sect is under the supervision of dragon and phoenix twins Di Hexiu, Di is in charge of training beauties, and Xiu is in charge of training elites.The whole martial arts world has already reached a consensus that the most cutting-edge force of reincarnation sect is Shura.

The old bustard looked at the man in red with some doubts, only to see that the man took out a plaque from his arms and handed it over.When the old bustard saw the pattern on the plaque, she believed it. After she finished reading the information on the back of the plaque, the old bustard knelt down on the ground, her body trembling with fear.As the lowest level of the reincarnation sect, she could never have imagined that she could meet the legendary one here——

"Little, little, I have seen the leader!"