[Rebirth in a Different World] I'm so tired, I feel like I won't love you anymore!

44. The God of Toilets

The only one who showed him the way was the elderly beggar, but the man in front of him was obviously very young.Reas opened the car door and stuck his head out, convinced that he had never seen the person in front of him, but... he believed that this person was the elderly beggar at the first sight... Oh, no!It should be said...the inside should be the same...what?

Being able to enter a person's body... Reas didn't think that "human" could be used to refer to the person who came.

"Yes, boy, I want to talk to you." The something pointed to Reas, and then he leaned sideways and slowly approached him, but looked very wary of Luthgar—because he Every time you take a step, you have to glance at Luthgar, as if the next second Luthgar might jump up and tear him apart, "Boy...you can call me...Pukils .”

"Pukils..." Lusgar snorted coldly.

"Pukils?!" Reas also felt that the name was not very easy to pronounce.In fact, no one would find it easy to say something like "God of the Toilet" - Pukirs is the god Noland specially stationed in the toilet. Legend has it that he was a saint and died in the toilet. , was taken in by the God of War passing by and took him in, making him a god, but because he didn't have a natural godhead, so... he could only be stationed in the toilet. Of course, it was the magnificent toilet in the sky that was exclusive to him, But that's scary enough, at least after the legend, no one will call Pukiers by the name.

"Don't laugh." Pukirs yelled at Naru, "This is my name for the rest of my life—before and after death, this is a noble name, mortal!" He leaned against Reas angrily , "Young boy, it's an honor to see you again, you know... I can't stay in my original body because--I'm dead!" Obviously, gods are also unreliable things.

However, after the unreliable god finished his unreliable words, he returned to the reliable ranks: "Listen, boys, whether it is a god or a demon, as long as you want to come to the world, you can't break the rules, so , we can’t use the body in God’s Domain, so... I’m just a young man picked up on the road—he’s starving!”

The body was hungry, but the gods did not need food, so this young man was saved by Pukirs.Reas entertained him with weird food that looked like Xiang, and he ate it to his heart's content, without any aversion to certain objects.

However, Lusgar felt that this pukirs was an eyesore—it was his food, especially the sausage, which was made of pure meat, and there were a lot of delicious diced fat meat and lean meat in it. !But now that sausage belonged to Purkiles, and he hadn't eaten a bite.

"Sir, the way you look at me makes me feel that I will become a kind of food in a second..." Purkiers said to Lusgar, "but this is just an ordinary person's body, sir, I request You, don't hurt an irrelevant passerby..."

I have to say that Purkiers is a smart guy, and his words obviously made Reas vigilant.Even though he was facing an unreliable god, but what the god said... Reas didn't think it was out of thin air, it was too obvious in view of the strong hostility shown by Lusgar.

That's right, Lusgar's hostility towards Pukirs can be said to be materialized. It seems that as soon as Pukirs appeared, he had the urge to tear him apart—this is very unreasonable, he almost There hasn't been such a big emotional fluctuation in 3 years, let alone tearing up a certain god.

3 years ago, this Pukirs was annoying enough - he can manage all the toilets, that is ... even if you want to tell a secret and go to the toilet, then ... he will know immediately, No matter where this toilet is, even... wherever someone has defecated indiscriminately, that place will become his back garden!

For this reason, all gods including demons hate Pukirs.But Pukirs is not a big mouth, his mouth is tighter than a clam shell, and he only listens to the God of War, and he never came out until the God of War disappeared, but now he appeared , and started talking nonsense... This made Lusgar feel that things were becoming more and more difficult to figure out.

"I'm just saying something, don't stare at me like this..." Purkiers raised his hand to show that he didn't intend to do anything bad, but his eyes were still fixed on Lusgar, "It's very Hurry up, desire will infect mortals, once you escape, there will be another trap, be careful... just ahead!" After speaking, he quickly ran to the other side at an astonishingly fast speed.

"Desire?" Reas frowned, "What did he mean?"

"The goddess of desire is the goddess you met before, named America." Lusgar sighed.The status of this goddess has indeed not been let down, she is really a woman who seeks enjoyment, and most importantly, her birth is mixed with endless desires—think about who her father and mother are, who are they? Brothers and sisters!

Even a demon wouldn't be able to do this - and give birth to a child!

Lusgar instantly felt that he was so weak that he really should give up the Demon Realm to the two supreme gods to live in.

"How... did he know... oh, he is a god." Naru almost bit his tongue in embarrassment, "Then we still go forward?"

"What else?" Reas shrugged, "Even if we do nothing and go nowhere, they will find us—gods, they are gods, everywhere, everywhere, there is no way .”

"It would be better if I could explain it more clearly." Naru smiled wryly. He was originally an arch druid who served the gods, but now it seems... he has become a little guy who is hunted down by the gods. This identity has changed. Also a little too fast.

"It doesn't matter, you just need to move forward now." Lusgar didn't think there was anything scary about it. If a god wants to come to the world, he has to possess a human body. As long as the human body can bear the strength, then they have What a power, so...that America is just a stronger mortal—a ridiculous thing, a mortal being possessed by a god can't damage the mortal body, but the devil doesn't care These, therefore, of course Luthgar would have taken care of any god - any. "I'm a bodyguard."

"But what we are facing is God..." Reas looked at him, although his heart was nervous, but there was no expression on his face, "If...you regret it now, get out of the car and go back, Siegel It's a nice city...”

"Get in the car." Lusgar said.

Not afraid of God, even knows the position of the goddess, maybe even knows Pukirs... and Pukirs seems to be afraid of him... Reas gave Lusgar a definition, and he felt that the answer was ready to come out, but But he couldn't believe the answer - he even said that it was impossible for anyone to believe this...

All the clues point to gods...or demons.

Regardless of whether it is a god or a demon, no matter what his purpose is, Reyas feels that he cannot easily draw conclusions now, let alone act easily... He was too careless with that Yetilusgal before, but now, he Never make any mistakes.

The carriage soon arrived at a village in front of it. At this time, it was already midnight. Apart from the obscure moonlight, there were only some lights flickering, reflecting a seemingly peaceful scene.

"I don't know if anyone is willing to take in guests from afar." Naru got out of the car and was about to knock on the door, but before he reached the gate of a house, the door opened by itself, and a young man walked out. woman with a big jar hanging on her body.

"Who are you looking for?" The woman glanced at Naru, and then lingered on Reas and Lusgar behind him for a while.

"Hello, may I ask... is there any hotel nearby that can take us in for one night?" Naru asked.

"One night, one gold coin per person, and meals are charged separately." The woman shook the pot hanging in front of her, "Maybe you can find a cheaper place." She chuckled, "If you need a full company, add Five gold coins, definitely worth the money!"

"No...thank you..." Naru backed away in fright, but Lusgar didn't feel anything, he directly dragged Naru and Reyas in, asked the woman to prepare hot water for a bath, and demanded to be clean Tidy room - no women.

"You will regret it!" The woman called out coldly, turned and left.

The next day, they discovered that everyone in this village was the same, except they were greedy for money, they were greedy for food, or they were greedy for something else... Fortunately, they still have reason.

"Pretty boy, hey, Elf, is this boy for sale?" Another ugly man showed that unbearable smile at Reas, and of course he talked to Naru about Reas price.

"Go away!" Naru pushed the man away, and stretched out his hand to protect Reas, but as soon as his hand was on Reas's shoulder, Lusgar swung it away—obviously Lusgar took over Reas' shoulder.

"Are the people here crazy?" Reas wrinkled his face, feeling the urge to kill someone.

"Almost." Then Lusgar remembered, about the so-called Pukirs' words - desire infects mortals, obviously it wasn't the goddess of desire who descended to the world herself, but she sent all her cubs to the world, " They are infected with desire, like the plague, these people will slowly become walking dead."

It is impossible for a person to have no desire, and only those who have desire can achieve brilliance, but when the desire is strong or paranoid, it is a disaster... But the goddess of desire needs such desire to restore her strength.

"Lusgar." Reas resisted the tumbling in his stomach and said.

"Ok?"

"Next time you see that woman, kill her, don't give me face!" After finishing speaking, Reas kicked the ugly man dangling in front of him - damn it, he is only 12 years old, and he is still [-] years old. A child doesn't need to watch any R-rated performances, especially a bird walker with only a lot of fat!

"Then now?" Lusgar also waved his hand to finish off a woman who was running towards him.

"What else can I do? Are you here waiting to be fucked by them before ooling?" Reas felt that the world was crazy when he pushed Naru, who was still in a daze, and was almost kissed by someone. When it was obvious that an archmage in front of him was throwing a big fireball at him, who the hell are there in this small village? !

It is not easy to fight a mage, but Reas doesn't think it is difficult, he can also use magic, and of course he knows where the mage's weakness is - taking advantage of the gap in the magic preparation, he took out the dagger and went to the big mage Chong, of course he also knew that it was not easy, so he also had to keep his body short to prevent being hit by that mage with a spell—fortunately, magic does not lock the target.

On the other side, Naru is also in trouble. The elves are beautiful, and they are full of treasures. How could they not be missed?As for Lusgar, he is extremely handsome, and those women are the biggest trouble - although he himself would prefer to kill or eat them all, but... given that there is Rheas by his side...

"Fire and meteor!" The magic prepared by the mage finally came out—a large-scale attack magic!

The author has something to say: In fact, Pukirs is still a very reliable good god... Only the one born from close relatives is unreliable...orz...