Reborn in the underworld, attacked and raped

NO.30 in July [-], everything turned one year old, eight teeth grew out of his mouth, his favorite toys are building blocks, rubber penguins, plush little yellow chickens, and...dogs Uncle's curly hair.

It can be grasped, pulled, chewed, and rubbed on it.When sleeping with curly hair, everything often dreamed that he turned into a fat little bird, sleeping in a safe nest, the wind and rain outside made the nest extremely comfortable.But it was raining outside, and the contagious swishing sound always made people unable to stop a warm current, and then...the nest was flooded!After that, Uncle Dog snarled wildly: "Luo Wangwang! I lost your old mother and wet the bed!"

All the eyelids were stretched open, and the whites of the small eyes were rolled up, quite reminiscent of Ding Ran.She rolled into Ding Ran's arms with a grunt, and used her trump card to mutter in a childish voice: "Little Diudiu..."

Ding Ran fell into a drowsy sleep, and didn't know what happened. He just closed his eyes and hugged everything in his arms, and taught Lei Ting inarticulately: "How old is he, and he bullied the little girl again."

"You, you, you! Hmph!" Lei Ting played ruthlessly against the air alone. In desperation, he changed pillows, changed pajamas, took a bath, and dried himself. Behind Ding Ran's back, he hugged the big and small two together contentedly.Three seconds later, there was a deafening snore.

He laughed happily in his dream, licking his saliva on Ding Ran's back.Ding Ran was not angry at all - he just gave him a novel post-modern haircut the next morning.

By the time he was two years old, everything was proficient at distinguishing between left and right, and he could walk up the stairs alone. His favorite games were clapping, kicking the ball, dancing, and... secretly slapping Lei Ting when he was unaware.

In addition to Baekling's life-saving vocabulary "Little Diu Diu", she also learned a new philosophical word-"My".

Curly hair on Uncle Dog's head?mine!The golden necklace on Uncle Jian's neck?mine!Little Pony's limited-edition sneakers with cartoon patterns?mine!The stocking milk tea that Uncle Downey secretly hid behind someone's back?mine!Countless plump breasts around Uncle Daodao?mine!Uncle?Definitely, definitely, absolutely mine!

The Queen of Confused Worlds has to bully everyone in the family every day before she can lie contentedly in the soft crib, chewing on her pacifier, and remembering her great achievements throughout the day.

Every time at this time, there will always be a rustling conversation between the little uncle and the dog uncle——

"Are you hungry?"

"A bit."

"what do you want to eat?"

"You decide."

After hearing one word, Uncle Gou howled happily, and after hearing the last two words, it turned into a moan of despair.He pursed his lips in disdain, da da da, look, the world of adults is always so confusing.

When everything was three years old, Uncle Ajian was hunted down by his enemies and ran all the way to the fishing village on the outer island. In the end... he picked up a beautiful sister and came back.

According to people in the village, the beautiful sister was fished out of the sea by an old fisherman. At that time, she had a big hole in her head and she was crazy.This sister is very smart, can speak many foreign languages, can recite Shakespeare's sonnets fluently, can make cocktails and fry herb steak, but she doesn't know her own name.Later, the old fisherman fell ill and died, and the pretty sister wandered around the village alone.

On the day Uncle Ajian brought her home, everyone was overjoyed. The uncles rushed up to hug her one by one, but she was very scared and kept getting behind Uncle Ajian who picked her up.

It turns out that this sister is Xiaozhen, the daughter of Grandpa Lu Laojiu.When Master Jiu came to laugh at Aunt Zhen, she clung to A Jian's belt, almost embarrassing A Jian in public.Unable to make sense of life and death, Master Jiu had no choice but to take him home with Uncle A Jian.

Half a year later, Uncle Ajian formally joined the Lu family and became Uncle Xiaozhen.Their wedding was very lively, causing a sensation in the entire Ridao, occupying the business and entertainment sections of major media weekly magazines for as long as a month.

One year after their marriage, Aunt Xiaozhen gave birth to a pair of twins.Two years later, Master Jiu hit a rare doubleeagle while playing golf, laughing excitedly, but due to excessive force, a cerebral blood vessel ruptured suddenly and passed away.

Uncle Ajian took on the responsibility of the entire Lu family.He didn't know how to operate, and he was confused, so he missed several big investment opportunities.Everyone talked behind their backs that the Lu family was going to be defeated by A Jian.

But no matter how the outside world questioned him, every day when Uncle Jian came home, Aunt Xiaozhen would read long and long passages of love poems to him in pure and standard London English, and serve rice rolls with various flavors and rich sauces to accompany him. Chew betel nuts with him, play Taiwanese mahjong, and watch puppet shows.

Not long after, Lidao ushered in an unprecedented economic crisis, the stock market collapsed, the real estate bubble burst, and there were many rich people who jumped into the sea from Hongshan Port because of business failures.However, the Lu family has shrunk investment because of A Jian's decision-making mistakes. The working capital is sufficient, and the Lu family has survived the financial tsunami that has swept the world.

When everything was four years old, the number of Uncle Dao Dao's regular lovers had grown to sixteen.These include Miss Rishima, a radio anchor, a cafe waitress, a university lecturer, a policewoman with a gun, a third-degree porn star, and so on.

Ever since his first love was hurt by love, Uncle Daodao's injury has never healed in his life.He needed constant flirting and sex with all types of beauties for therapy.All day long, he yelled about emptiness, emptiness, loneliness, loneliness, but surrounded by big breasts and fat buttocks, he lived a life like a king.

Because the club's business is getting more and more stable, everyone is safe and sound, and Uncle Daodao is deeply depressed.He is a person who loses his goal if he doesn't intrigue for a day.Forced to be helpless, he had no choice but to use the intelligence network he cultivated to manipulate the conflicts of interest between different forces inside and outside the gang.I finally found the excitement and fun of being a military adviser for the underworld again.

Until Wang Wang turned five years old, every night he still went to his little uncle's room with a smug face.Lei Ting served Queen No. [-] comfortably all day long, and even coaxed and coaxed her to serve Queen No. [-], her curly hair fell out in handfuls.Being cornered, he simply took Ding Ran outside to sleep in a hotel, so as to avoid all kinds of pursuit.Therefore, the front desks of major five-star hotels in Lidao often receive such inexplicable calls. A childish voice with a milky voice and a big tongue threatens viciously: "Hey, don't ask me who I am. Is there someone named Thunder Dog tonight?" The Lan people move in, and if you don’t speak idioms, you will be wiped out!”

The little girl grew up gradually, and began to be full of question marks about the world.Occasionally at the dinner table, she would suddenly ask: "Uncle Dog, Uncle Dog, how was I born?"

Lei Ting was taken aback, and quickly asked Ding Ran and Da Ma for help with his eyes, but only received a blank stare, and the Ma Jue lowered his head and stuffed something into his mouth, obviously waiting to see a joke, these two heartless brats!So Lei Ting had no choice but to cough dryly: "Hmm, you are... from a tree!"

"Hahaha!" Pointing at his forehead, Mimi burst out laughing, "I'll tell you that you definitely don't know!"

There were sparks on Lei Ting's curly hair, and he felt that if this continued, he would replace A Jian and become a typical representative of low IQ.

Wang Ming went to elementary school at the age of six, and the first parent-teacher meeting was held, attended by the little uncle and Uncle Dog.Seeing other children holding their father in one hand and their mother in the other, they were all very confused: "Xiao Diu Diu, Xiao Diu Diu, they all say that I have two fathers, where are my fathers?"

Ding Ran put on a hat to cover his face, and he said, "Papa Cui, who gave birth to you, was killed by me. Papa Luo, who married your mother, was sent to prison by me and your dog uncle." .”

Lei Ting was in a cold sweat when he heard it, Aran, Your Majesty, you are too honest, are you not afraid of leaving a shadow in her heart when you say these things to a child?

"If it's paper like this..." Mimi blinked Mao Dudu's big eyes thoughtfully, "Xiao Diudiu is the most powerful person, he defeated them all!"

Lei Ting's chin dropped to his navel at that time, His Majesty's niece is really extraordinary!The brain structure is absolutely beyond the reach of ordinary people!

When everything grew up to ten years old, the Ma brothers gradually began to take charge of themselves.When the twins returned from studying abroad, Lei Ting successfully cleared the bottom line for the two, creating a clean and decent family background.Brother Da Ma is modest and prudent, with a calm mind. He studied economics at university, completed a master's degree, and became an investment and financial management expert.And Brother Xiao Ma has always been enthusiastic and lively, daring to think and do things. He applied for the police academy and successfully joined the public office. again.

Everything has grown up, and he has taken over the property and business left by the Cui family. He doesn't need help from outsiders, and he manages it in an orderly manner.Because of the unique growth environment, she has successfully inherited everyone's strengths and abilities.It has both the ambition of Uncle Dog and the keen intuition of Uncle.Strategize with Uncle Daodao, and play with the big brothers and younger brothers around you in the applause.Follow Uncle Downey while drinking milk tea while slaying enemies with his hands. Everything is one and the other is two. When it comes to money, it is accurate to two decimal places.Driving alone on a winding mountain road in heavy rain, she encountered a landslide, and huge rocks fell from the sky and hit her car.Unexpectedly, there was a tall container truck at the front and back, which happened to be blocked by the rocks, and her low sports car was hidden under it safe and sound.

Sometimes even she herself finds it unbelievable, ah, Luo Wangwang is indeed a heaven-defying existence!

At the age of 27, Uncle Gou accidentally fell into an ambush by his opponent and was pierced by a bullet in his back.The little uncle guarded him in the intensive care unit of the hospital for three days and three nights without ever leaving him, and finally waited for him to come back.The first thing Lei Ting did after he was able to speak was to apologize to His Majesty, apologize, and apologize again.

The little uncle cried, but soon laughed again, and then cried while laughing, not forgetting to trim Uncle Dog's curly hair into the shape of a grove in front of the Government Square.

After recovering from the injury, the couple decided to let go and hand over the club business to the gradually mature ones.The Thunder Dog Gang completely retreated behind the scenes and lived a life of "pleasure" and "excessive lewdness" at home.

So there is a new generation of Her Majesty's growth history, struggle history, and superiority history, so new legends have been added to the land of Lidao.

For many years, the situation was calm, and the husband and wife followed each other until at the age of 42, the little uncle was diagnosed with cancer.The treatment took up to a year, and it was very painful in the later stage.Knowing that there was no hope of survival, Uncle Dog and Uncle closed the door to discuss for a day and night, and decided to choose euthanasia.

Before leaving, the little uncle said to Uncle Dog: "Poodle, remember my words!"

Uncle Dog nodded solemnly: "Don't worry! Don't run around when you get there, wait for me!"

Afterwards, life continued as usual.Uncle Dog did not sink down as everyone imagined, but enjoyed life more actively.

The big horses and the little horses are already full of children and grandchildren, and the chattering foals have accompanied Grandpa Rabbury to travel around, covering most of the world.

Mr. Lei is like a curious baby. If you have delicious food, you must taste it. If you have beautiful scenery, you must take pictures.

When everything has passed the age of knowing the destiny, her uncle dog is still alive and well, but he is suffering from Alzheimer's disease, and his memory and cognition are gradually deteriorating.I often get lost when I go out, I don’t know anyone, and I will fight for snacks and toys with the grandchildren of Da Ma’s family.

Every day when I couldn't see it, I ran out, turned around, and always turned to the back alley.I rummaged through the grass, pulled the branches, opened the canopy, and asked him what he was looking for, and he said he was looking for a skinny monkey.At first everyone was afraid of any mistakes, so they didn't let him go out. Later, they gradually realized that the game of looking for skinny monkeys became his happiest thing, so they had to send enough people to watch, and went to the back alley to patrol around every day.

In the end, he didn't remember his name, how old he was, where he lived, but he remembered that the skinny monkey loved to eat egg tarts, that he liked to watch cars without moving, that the birthday of Dynamic Superman was June [-], and that the ants moved the allusion of...

When the first grandson was born, it was Uncle Dog’s 90th birthday. All the friends and juniors got together and made a hedgehog-shaped birthday cake around a candle.Uncle Dog snorted and blew out the candles, ate more than half of the chocolate cake alone, and suddenly fell ill that night.He left without waiting for an ambulance.Before leaving, she was a little sober, took the younger generation and told them to take care of their health, do things well, get married quickly, and grow up safely.

Finally he said: "Okay, I'm leaving, Skinny Monkey is waiting for me. He is the most troublesome person, if I dare to be one minute late, he dares to ignore people for a year..."

That night, everything had a dream, dreaming that the golden sunset slanted across the moss-covered back alley.On the side of the road at dusk, stood two children, one six or seven years old and the other eight or nine years old, head to head. The older one was talking and laughing, while the younger one was listening intently.

"Your Majesty, I'm late, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Did you know that Uncle Qi, who sells desserts in the back alley, is also here, and is still making egg tarts... Phantom Superman has released a new commemorative film, this time to save the snow mountain The beautiful girl on the Internet... and also, guess what the grandson of the Jian family's grandson's biggest dream is, he actually wants to go to Chinatown in the United States to sell beef offal pot...haha..."

The two of them were talking, and they seemed to realize that they were watching from the sidelines. They looked at each other and smiled, and at the same time, they turned their heads and waved their arms at her. Then they held hands and ran towards the brilliant sunset happily...

The author has something to say:

This time it's really really over~~ Thank you very much for those girls who supported me, maybe there are men~~~~ Thank you, sister Yunxin, for your encouragement and mine, sincerely bow!