Blind Date Back to Orc Attack

Blind Date Back to Orc Attack

Author: Ye Shu

1. Cupid blind date

Jiang Nuo took out his mobile phone again, he couldn't remember how many times he repeated this action. 18:26, 26 minutes have passed since the agreed time.

"Heh..." Jiang Nuo breathed out to warm his hands, and finally couldn't help but ask the netizens in the group for help.Unexpectedly, for the first time, he, who has always played a small and transparent role in the group, received strong attention.

Yan Nuo: The blind date is half an hour late, what should I do?

Grandpa gave Niu a smile: It's normal to meet you for the first time!Do girls always dress up beautifully~

The rich is the master: brother, this is the first time like this, wait slowly in the future!

The rest is sister: cannon fodder, and sister, I don’t need you to wait...

Yali Shanda: Didn't you call to ask?Is there a traffic jam?

If you are rich, you are a master: The one upstairs has never had a date, right?Simple drop of children's paper...

Yan Nuo: I called, but I didn't answer, and I didn't reply to the text message...

The rest is sister: Cannon fodder, cannon fodder, cannon fodder, cannon fodder, cannon fodder, cannon fodder...

Lovely pink: Upstairs, swiping the screen is shameful!However, I agree with you.Just let Xiao Nuonuo cannon fodder the late bad girl...

The rich is the master: Dude, don't listen to those women!Let's look at people first, if they look like Ran Muto, Sora Aoi, Ai Iijima, whoever, wouldn't it be a big loss if they don't look?

Yan Nuo: Uh... I've seen the photos...

Grandpa gave Niu a smile: Please watch...

If you are rich, you are a master: how is it?Are you impulsive?

Yan Nuo: Uh... wood...

The rich is the master: Then... cannon fodder...

Grandpa gave Niu a smile: perverts retreat..., little Nuonuo, you can't use your little brother as a measure!

Just when Jiang Nuo was about to argue that he didn't use his little brother as a measure, "Jiang Nuo?"

"Huh? I am!" In fact, Jiang Nuo is completely nonsense.Because of the snow, there was only one person standing stupidly by the central fountain in the huge square, just because the girl said it was more conspicuous and easy to find.

The girl's first impression of Jiang Nuo, who looks gentle, seems to be good, and the conversation is quite warm.But this enthusiasm ended when the girl met Jiang Nuo's eight-year-old second-hand Biy Deflair.

Jiang Nuo, who was somewhat shy by nature, didn't know why the girl suddenly changed her attitude, let alone how to save the situation, so the meal was quite sad, so that after sending the girl home, he felt exhausted.

A blind date is more laborious than writing a [-]-word report!Jiang Nuo sighed in his heart.

However, what makes Jiang Nuo feel sad is not only the blind date, but also the sister's lecture after the blind date...

Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives.Thinking of my sister, my sister's life-threatening serial calls came after me!

"sister……"

"Sister, what sister! How many times have I told you to be MAN and generous when meeting girls, have you remembered it?"

"I have……"

"How dare you say yes! Can you tell me how many words you said to the girl in one night?" I can't blame Sister Jiang for being angry, but the girl called the introducer to complain as soon as she got home, saying that her brother is a boring gourd .Sister Jiang, who almost had the word "protection" engraved on her forehead, turned her face on the spot and scolded the introducer and the girl.

"Sorry……"

"I'm sorry, is it useful? Can you tell me how many times you have been on blind date? This happens every time! How many people have failed eighteen blind dates in a row, and the reason for the failure is still on you! Say it yourself!"

"I did not do it on purpose……"

"Nonsense, if you dare to do it on purpose, I will dismantle you and rebuild it! Do you remember what I said? If you don't succeed this time, you don't have to come back!"

"sister……"

"It's useless to call me sister! That's it!"

"Hello? Hello..." Facing the phone that had been hung up, "Why is this?" Jiang Nuo lay helplessly on the steering wheel, so he hated blind dates!

He can finish a [-]-word report in three hours, and write an [-]-word speech for the leader in half an hour, but when he goes on a blind date with a girl, his thinking is not quick enough, and he doesn't know how to please a girl. The child likes it, so the blind date always ends in failure, and then scolded by the sister.

"I said earlier that I don't want to go on a blind date, you insisted on arranging it!" Despite his dissatisfaction, Jiang Nuo didn't dare to call back.Just like his sister knows him, he also knows his sister's temper well.If he dares to call back now, what awaits him is not just a curse.Wait a little longer, hug brother-in-law's thigh later, please my little nephew, and try to be able to enter the house tonight, otherwise he will really be homeless.

Jiang Nuo suddenly remembered that the milk powder he had ordered from New Zealand for his little nephew arrived today, and it was just a stepping stone.

Sighing, Jiang Nuo got out of the car with the milk powder box in his arms, locked the car and muttered: "I said I hate blind dates, but I still have to arrange them. I'm so annoying! Isn't it the end of the world? Why don't you come? There is no need for blind dates at the end of the world..."

Before Jiang Nuo could finish his sentence, a thunderbolt struck, and then the man holding a box of milk powder disappeared behind the thunder...

Jiang Nuo only felt a flash of white light in front of his eyes, and subconsciously covered his eyes with his hands, and then the rapid wind sounded in his ears.The weightlessness brought about by the rapid descent of the elevator made him feel like his heart was no longer beating. Fortunately, it didn't take long before he landed on a fluffy object.

Before Jiang Nuo could react, he caught his thing and threw him to the ground, "Uh, it hurts..."

"Boom!" A muffled sound resounded beside Jiang Nuo, and then dust flew everywhere.

"Ahem, what are you doing..." The scene in front of him made Jiang Nuo swallow his complaints back into his solitude.Joke, who dares to complain to a white tiger biting the throat of its prey?He seems to have heard the sound of the sharp teeth biting into the bone...

The bitten prey seemed to be a tiger as well. Instead of accepting its fate obediently, it showed its sharp claws and grabbed the chest of the white tiger that was biting him.Four bloodstains immediately appeared on the Baihu's chest, which was already in a state of distress.The white tiger was not moved by the scar on his chest at all, and he clenched his prey even harder.

At this moment, Jiang Nuo was dumbfounded.Has he come to wild Africa?After an unknown amount of time, the bitten prey finally stopped struggling.However, the white tiger did not let go, until the bitten tiger turned into a tall and strong man, and it fell to the ground as if it lost its strength.

Jiang Nuo watched helplessly as a tiger was killed and turned into a man, and the other tiger that killed him also became a man after being seriously injured and fell to the ground...

Ah..., Jiang Nuo screamed in his heart.Mamma Mia, what is wrong with this world?

2. Weird world

It wasn't until his lungs protested that Jiang Nuo realized that he had been "petrified".Taking a deep breath and building up his mind, he slowly got up and moved towards the man whose neck had been bitten off, suppressing the fear in his heart to close his eyes for the man.It’s okay to talk about the dead, but what about the living one?

The living man was about two meters tall, his black hair was a little messy, and his face could not be seen clearly.In short, the whole person can only be described by the word embarrassment. "Are you okay?" Watching him kill a man twice as strong as himself, Jiang Nuo gave up the idea of ​​going forward to help him check the wound after several mental constructions.

"Hey, are you okay? Hey, hello~" Jiang Nuo called out several times, but the man didn't respond.Wouldn't it be dead too?

"Hello?" As a good young man in the new century, Jiang Nuo finally couldn't leave a dying man alone. He carefully squatted beside the man and helped him check the wound. However, before his outstretched hand touched the wound, he was caught A large hand grasped the wrist.

"Ah...!" Jiang Nuo still couldn't hold back his fear, and yelled out as he fell to the ground in embarrassment.

Egmont frowned, this guy is also the killer sent to intercept?Probably not, if it wasn't for that square thing and him falling from the sky, I wouldn't have had the chance to catch Ned's momentary loss of consciousness and defeat him. He wouldn't have the physical strength to fight Ned again because he just broke out of the encirclement.But, if it wasn't a killer, why did it suddenly appear here?

Egmont carefully looked at the man he had captured.Black hair... a royal?Such a timid person, could it be from some grassy orc race?Falling from the sky, with a petite figure, is it a flying bird?With such a handsome appearance, without anyone protecting him, he can't survive here!In any case, Egmont knew that his current status was not suitable for bringing someone by his side, neither enemy nor friend.

Regardless of whether the little guy volunteered to help him or not, he would always remember the little guy's kindness, as long as he was alive!Egmont let go of Jiang Nuo's wrist, stood up with difficulty, and staggered away.

Jiang Nuo, who had already been frightened once, did not dare to call out to that man, and the clear fingerprints on his wrist were the proof of his meddling.However, if you don't follow that person, how can you survive in a place like the African savannah when you don't know the place where you live?

Picking up the box that came to this world with him not far away, Jiang Nuo bowed deeply to the dead man, "I'm sorry, it's not that I don't want to bury you, but if I don't keep up with that man, in the future No one will bury me, sorry, I will help you pray to be reborn into a good family..."

Bowing to the man again, Jiang Nuo hurriedly chased after the figure who had gone away.Obviously, his physical strength has reached a limit after not exercising all year round. It didn't take long for the two-meter-long