war and peace

Theme: One Hundred Questions About Compatibility, Act Two

Interviewer: Mou Lan

Interviewee: Harry, V Major

Audience: Death Eaters, Order of the Phoenix, Hogwarts, Potter family, Salazar Slytherin Time: After the plot reaches Chapter [-]

Scenes:

[Just as everyone was looking for seats in a panic, Salazar Slytherin entered the arena slowly.He went straight to the first seat, and exchanged greetings with V. 】(The light of the jeweled silver chair successfully dazzled everyone, and the venue was suddenly silent)

Audience (voice): Where did this ghost come from? !And is that a chair?It's actually a throne!

Death Eaters (suspicious, but silent): Never has the Lord been so polite to a ghost!who is he?

Order of the Phoenix (shocked): After the Inferi Giant Dementor, has the Dark Lord started courting Ghosts again?

Hogwarts audience (surprised): Huh, is this a ghost? (Slytherin is leaning gracefully on the back of the chair, fingers lightly touching the corners of the gemstone) How could he not pass through?

Mou Lan (clearing her throat loudly): Welcome everyone back to the venue of the Hundred Questions about Sexuality, and now the second act begins... [Voice from nowhere: We want to see the last fifty questions! ] (Signing everyone to calm down) There will be bread and milk, please be patient...

V (knocking on the arm of the chair, looking at Harry with a half-smile): I can't wait too.

Harry (feeling bad): ...Can I ask ahead of time what the questions are?

Mou Lan (pretending to be serious): You will know soon... Now the second act officially begins!

25 frequent date spots?

Harry (suddenly blushes): ...haven't officially dated yet...

V (calm): Whenever I'm with him, it's like a date.Every corner of Hogwarts, so to speak.

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (vomiting blood): What's going on?Harry dating his nemesis?

Death Eaters (eyes shining): As expected of the Lord!Even the savior got it done!

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Harry (surprised): I don't seem to remember his birthday at all...

V (thought for a while): As long as he shows interest, I will definitely be ready.

A certain blue (star eyes): Big V, you are so handsome~~

Death Eaters (whispering): Is this still the Lord?It's not human to be gentle...

27 Which party confessed first?

Harry (blushing again): Me.

V (smiling): He, I'm happy about that.

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (covering their faces one after another): Gryffindor's lion is really bad sometimes...

Sirius (stands up angrily): Voldemort, how on earth did you deceive Harry!

[Before V could speak, a man wearing a black hood coughed in a low voice near him, Sirius' face changed, and he sat down reluctantly] 28 How much do you like each other?

Harry (hesitantly looking at the black heads in the audience): I want to be with him.

V (looking at Harry tenderly): Me too.

Everyone in the audience (shocked to the point of tears): What did we hear!

29 So, do you love each other?

Harry (looking back at V, nodding): Yes.

V (holds Harry's hand): If this isn't love, I really never will know what is.

[Everyone is frozen in place as if struck by lightning]

Dumbledore (looking deeply at the two): Maybe only Harry can do this...

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Harry (staring): Always lied to me!I am not a child anymore!

V (gentle): When he accused me of killing his parents.

Harry (rolls his head aside)

V (indifferent): Harry, may I let you meet your parents?

Harry (almost jumping up): Of course!What can you do?

V (Wags his hand at him, wearing a ring with a strange symbol engraved on it)

Audience (clouds and fog): When did Voldemort (the Mysterious Man/Lord) have the ability to bring the dead back to life?

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Harry (angry): He dares!

V (smile): Harry won't.

A certain blue (whispering in his heart): Why does it seem that someone is destined to be eaten...

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Harry (don't want to answer directly, just staring at V)

V (with a reassuring expression): This kind of thing can't happen.

Harry (happy, leans over and kisses V on the cheek)

V (holds Harry, kisses his forehead back)

Audience (all struck by lightning, with dull expressions): I... what did we see? !

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

HARRY (confirmed): He won't, as he already said.

V (dissatisfied): It must be because I want to help someone again.

Harry (laughing dryly): Hehe.

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Harry (a bit twitchy): When looking at people seriously...when licking your lips...(Speaking and sneaking a glance at V)

V (let him see it generously): When I blush, um, and when I feel sad and lost.

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

HARRY (getting reddening): When you're so close...

V (bends close to Harry's face): Like this?

Harry (inaudible): Uh...

V (I can't help it, a deep French kiss): Me too. (licks lower lip eagerly)

[Screaming, cursing, exclamation, nosebleeds in the venue]

【What?Whose nosebleed is it you ask?The Buddha said, don't say~~]

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Harry (face still recovering): When thinking about those details.At that time, I felt very ironic...

V (gazing deeply at Harry): Like now...

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (stare): Who said Voldemort didn't know how to love?You see, it's clearly at the level of a lover!

Death Eaters (star eyes): Lord is getting more and more handsome!I really want to fall at your feet right away, it is our honor to kiss your robe feet!

39 Ever quarreled?

Harry (nods): Often.

V (shaking his head): I hope it won't happen in the future.

A certain blue (feeling this title is very off-putting): ...

40 What are the quarrels?

Harry (sadly): It's about the things he did... he doesn't regret it...

V (sighing, consolingly): The important thing is what to do in the future, isn't it?

Harry (looks up in surprise): You mean...?

Voldemort (wink): You'll know.

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (confused): What is Voldemort going to do?

How to reconcile after 41?

Harry (breaking fingers): Cold war, keep arguing, until finally I figured it out.

V (smiling): We are all smart people, although Harry is really easy to cheat sometimes.

Harry (with a fierce look in his eyes): You admit that you deliberately lied to me?

V (dotingly): I just want you to understand that regretting later is not okay. (seriously) I won't let you leave me.

Harry (looks at him for a while, then throws himself into his arms)

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (surprised): Gryffindor's impulsive lion really can't afford it...

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Harry (laughs): It seems that it was made after reincarnation.

V (hugging Harry tightly): Isn't this question nonsense?

Mou Lan (sigh): Such a beautiful youth... [Being beaten up: What are you blind to literature and art! 】43 When will you feel that you are loved?

Harry (turning his face away from the crowd): I thought everything was just an illusion...in fact, he always pays attention to me and takes care of me...

V (patting him on the back lightly): When he confesses... But often his mood will be written on his face.

Harry (felt ashamed, buried his head even deeper)

V (with a smile): I like it no matter what.

[Screams below]

Death Eaters (cheering): LordLord I love you like a mouse loves rice!As long as you have this smile, you are willing to let us die!

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (cold sweat): Voldemort... isn't... pretty handsome?

44 What is your expression of love?

Harry (with confidence): Straight up.

V (patting the messy hair on Harry's head fondly): It can flow slowly, or... (he gives Harry a meaningful look)

Harry (suddenly blushes)

All (angry): These two started playing charades again!

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Harry (still aggrieved): At first!The game or something, let me believe it.

V (apologies): I always feel that you are still young.

Harry (staring): Are you saying I can't take responsibility for my own actions?I am an adult!

Crowd (confused): What is the savior saying?He is only 12 years old!

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Harry (thinking for a while): ... Poppies?

V (smile): Daisy.

[Daisy...wolves howling in the venue...don't ask me where the wolf came from...] 47 Did the two of you hide something from each other?

Harry (grimly): How to hide it?All my thoughts were taken by him.

V (contemplation): Of course there is.

Harry (glaring at him immediately): What?

V (smile): Trust me, you'll know later.

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Harry (weakly): He's much better than me.

V (raising eyebrows): Harry, are you forcing me to say that I am sinister, cunning, and unsympathetic?

Audience (stares): Is Voldemort (Mysterious Man/Lord) saying in disguise that the savior Justice Sunshine has a sense of responsibility and makes him feel inferior?

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

HARRY (clears throat): Still a secret in the text.

V (adding without haste): I am looking forward to the day when it will be made public.

Everyone (looked at each other speechlessly): In the main drama, how should we supporting actors react?Let's rehearse first, or you will vomit blood...

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Harry (firmly): Yes.

V (keeps looking at him): I said I will never let go, he won't have a chance to regret it.

[The Slytherin who has been silent and watching them suddenly stood up, and everyone stared at him] SS (with a smile): I am very satisfied with today's interview.

Mou Lan (dog-legged nod): Yes, I am really flattered to be praised by Slytherin himself!

SS (to V): Remember what I said.

V (nodding seriously): Of course.

SS (raised his legs and wanted to leave, and suddenly thought of something): By the way, although I am a translucent ghost now, I still have eyes and thoughts.Next time you guys want to do something, remember to close the door.

HARRY (slowly thinking of what he was referring to, nearly ducking into the ground in embarrassment)

[The curtain falls]

【Routine lecture time after the show】

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (chattering): What's going on?Did Harry and Voldemort get together?What shall we do then?How to get rid of Voldemort and his Death Eaters?

[After a long time, they found out that the top leader of the Order of the Phoenix didn't say a word] Dumbledore (sitting on the chair with a gray face, thinking about what he saw just now, muttering): Did I do something wrong back then? up?Gellert?If I had half Harry's heart, wouldn't we be where we are now?

Death Eaters (attentive): Are you hungry, thirsty, tired, Lord?Please feel free to order, we are always ready to serve you! [Hey, why is this line moving closer to the party-state? 】V (waving hand lazily): I'm fine, you go ask him. (points to the faraway pearly white back) He is my ancestor, Salazar Slytherin.

[There is no need for him to say it a second time, all the Death Eaters followed with bright eyes] V (hugging Harry, explaining): Slytherin is still in a bad mood after more than 1000 years, maybe they can let him out stuffy.

Harry (Looking at V's doting smile, he couldn't help feeling deeply sympathetic for those Death Eaters, what kind of master did they follow!)

Section [-] A Prisoner's Love