war and peace

Theme: One Hundred Questions about Compatibility, Act Three

Interviewer: Mou Lan

Interviewee: Harry, V Major

Audience: Death Eaters, Order of the Phoenix, Hogwarts, Potters

Time: After the plot reaches Chapter [-]

Scenes:

[There are a lot of black heads below, I don’t know when the venue was crowded with people...] Harry (quite hesitant): Is there really no need to clear the venue?I mean, does anyone in there have a bad heart or something?

V (raising eyebrows): Dear Harry, you have to remember that they are all wizards.

Harry (more skeptical): Why do I get the feeling that all the new people here are Muggles?And... there are many women?

V (noncommittal)

Dumbledore (looking at the people on the stage and sighing, and ordering Professor McGonagall at the side): Let Bobby prepare some first aid potions.

[Voice-over: Savior, you are right!Even if they die from nosebleeds, Muggles will not miss this interview!Of course next time too! 】51 Excuse me, are you the attacker or the recipient?

V (smiling but not smiling): What do you think?

Harry (blushing, silent): ...

Mou Lan (suddenly realized): We all understand...

【Sirius seems unwilling and helpless】

[Some members of the Order of the Phoenix who are pro-Muggles, some Death Eaters who have stayed in the Muggle world (with dull expressions): What we heard is not true...] [More people (with confused faces): Gong by?what does this mean? 】

[Voice-over (screaming): oh oh oh oh~~~]

52 Why did you make such a decision?

V (continues to smile but not smile): He is still young.

Harry (couldn't help the whispering below, broke out): So who, can you give me a feasible plan to overwhelm Voldemort?

[Suddenly the audience fell silent] [Is this really impossible? 】

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

V (with a real smile finally showing in his eyes): Pretty good.

Harry (pooting dissatisfiedly): Obviously, I want to die, but I have to tease him again and again... (Suddenly realizes that I have slipped my mouth, and covers it in horror)

[Everyone is shocked: Huh?Master/Voldemort/You-Know-Who is not strong enough? 】【The Order of the Phoenix has a headache: Gryffindor is really killing people...】

[Voiceover: Harry, you are actually a temptation, right?right? 】

54 The location of the first H?

V (smile): I know everything I need to know.

Harry (blushing): Chamber of Secrets.

[People confused: Is that a magical place?Never heard of it? 】

55 How did you feel at that time?

V (looking at Harry tenderly): Shocked, then...

Harry (face flushed): Angry... shy... then I feel light, I can't remember anything...

[Nosebleed goes down three thousand feet] [Voice-over: I really want to see...]

[The members of the Order of the Phoenix collectively cover their eyes]

[Death Eaters (tears): Then what? ? Lord, are you abandoning us to be with the Savior? ] Lan (staring): Seriously, Mr. V, have you been too gentle with your subordinates lately?

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

V (squinting his eyes to recollect): Naked and wet.

HARRY (trying to keep a straight face, but unsuccessfully): The clothes are all wet, and the expression is very sexy.

【Oh oh oh oh oh oh!Nosebleeds can't solve the problem anymore! !Just pass out! ! ! 】【The Death Eaters tried their best to imagine their master's wet clothes, but they couldn't think of it】【The Order of the Phoenix tried their best to imagine a naked and wet savior, but their faces turned livid】What was your first sentence on the morning of the first night on 57?

V (with an evil smile): Wake up?In fact, what I want to say is, do it again?

Harry (glaring at him): Are you going to get the guts out so quickly?

A certain blue (to smooth things over): This kind of thing is natural, V has endured it for so long, hasn't he?

Harry (angry): All petrified!

[A certain blue froze]

58 times per week H?

V (squinting at Harry): Not sure, it depends.

HARRY (still scowling): If anyone ever made him jealous again...

[A certain blue continues to stiffen]

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

V (spread hands): No matter how many times, I will try my best to cooperate.

Harry (blushing blood): You bastard!

60 So, what kind of H is it?

V (thinking face): Boudoir sex, not to be exposed (just like that cat, he doesn't want others to see Harry's appearance).

Harry (withdrawing his staring eyes at V, heaving a sigh of relief): Ditto!

[Voice-over: We want to see it!where is the meat 】

[Death Eater (gasp): Lord, is your desire for monopoly also reflected in this aspect? 】61 Your most sensitive place?

V (looking deeply): Where Harry's body touched.

Harry (whispering): When you look at him like that, you start to feel hot...

[Voice-over (sudden realization): Oh~~~~JQ~~~~]

62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

V (looking aftertaste): If you have to choose one, waist.

Harry (ashamed): I don't know!But as long as you give a little hint, there will be a reaction...

V (raising eyebrows): You know very well, Harry...

Harry (turning away from him): ...

[Nosebleeds... We hate river crabs! 】

[Phoenix Society members (covering their faces one after another): We are ashamed to see Death Eaters... How do we fight? 】63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

V (dissatisfied): It always makes me want to eat him whole.

Harry (embarrassed): Sexy like never before.

[The audience is silent: We shouldn't be here for this interview, should we?It's been glowing for a long time! 】64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?

V (raise eyebrows): Frankly speaking, I only like Harry's...

HARRY (with a meowing voice): ...um.

[Sirius (snorted): Voldemort, how dare you step on two boats with one foot! 】【Bellatrix (couldn't help it, distraught): Lord!I am the one who loves you the most! (Dragged away by the Lestrange brothers)] [Rodolphs (angry): Even if we are a formal marriage, you can't disgrace our family!Besides, you can meddle in the master's private affairs?Not dying fast enough? ] 65 Where is H in general?

V (broke fingers): There are many secret rooms, as well as Slytherin Castle, Roald Manor, Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher's office, the lake in the Forbidden Forest...

Harry (can't help but stop): You've said enough!

A certain blue (jumped out, I don’t know when this guy untied the petrification spell): Big V, your spoiler is too serious!The main text is only at Chapter [-] now!

V (disapproving): You can hurry up, I can't bear it for long.

Harry (blushing like blood)

66 H places you want to try?

V (with a deep smile): Depends on the situation.

Harry (pretentiously serious): No idea.

【Voiceover: Oh~~~We all know~~~】

67 Is the shower before or after H?

V (frown): Not so strict.

Harry (unhappy): In fact, it is enough for one person to answer these questions, right?

A certain blue (twittering): This question is really idiotic, you should ask, have you had sex in the shower?This is a good question~~

V (deeply approving): This suggestion is good.

Harry (turning into anger): Lock the tongue and seal the throat!

Is there any agreement at 68H?

V (Thinking): It seems that I don't have time to think about this issue.

Harry (decisively): No! (Growing eyebrows) Speaking of which, why do you always give such ambiguous answers?

[Voice-over (cheering): Oh~JQ is the highest~~JQ is the highest~~]

69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

V (calmly): No.

Harry (frankly): Yes.

[Everyone in the Order of the Phoenix dropped their eyes in shock: The Dark Lord who is clean and self-sufficient? ! 】

[Death Eaters (regret): Sure enough, the beauties we sent to the Lord are not accepted because they are not to the Lord's liking?If I knew it earlier, I would have given Lord a savior...] [Voiceover: They are all so dedicated... so cute~~~]

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

V (spread hands): I have already proved that I disdain this with practical actions.

Harry (shaking head): That doesn't make sense.

[Crowd: The savior is naturally impossible... Well, we all know that Voldemort/Dark Lord/Mysterious Man has no hobby in this area...] 71 If the other party is raped by mobs, what will you do?

V (murderous look): Who dares?who can?

Harry (shaking his head desperately): This is absolutely impossible!

Mou Lan: This is indeed impossible, because V himself is said to be the darkest thug in the world... [Death Eaters sharpen their knives] I mean it is said! [By the way, when did this guy unlock the Tongue-Locking Curse? ?Was Harry too soft-hearted and soft-handed? 】72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

V (curved lips): Never.

Harry (blushing): Often...

Mou Lan (helpless): Alright, now you both have spoiled the show!Let me declare again, the text is only up to chapter 83, please take this into consideration before answering!

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

V (raising eyebrows): I have no friends.

[All Zimmer: This answer is too poisonous! 】

Harry (shaking head): Hermione wouldn't do that!

[Hermione in the audience wants to cry but has no tears: Harry, although I know you didn't mean it... But I was shot while lying down, is it true! 】【Krum in Bulgaria (sneezes): Did Hermione miss me?To be honest, I missed her as soon as she left... I'm graduating now, and I'm trying to go to London to develop, so I can see her often! 】74 Do you think you are good at H?

V (laughs): It's okay.

Harry (shaking his head): Not much.

[Voice-over: What's okay and not so good?Don't be so cryptic~~] 75 What about the other party?

V (looks at Harry affectionately): Very good.

Harry (embarrassed by being watched): ...very good.

[Voice-over: Oh oh oh oh oh oh~~ I fainted from happiness...]

Intermission

Dumbledore stepped outside

Professor McGonagall (shouting): Professor Dumbledore!The interview is not over yet, where are you going?

Dumbledore (disappears through the door): Looking at an old friend.

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (look at each other): Who is it?In such a hurry?

Section [-] Twist of History