The Awakening of the Pearl

Because of being a eunuch in the House of Internal Affairs or something, Yali is really too big...cough cough cough.

In short, for the next two days, these students were completely honest, and those who turned duck pears into frozen pears were desperately holding each other~

In order to completely put an end to cheating, it is also to organize a special event - the Ministry of Internal Affairs' eye training!

On the day of the exam, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince led a group of sharp-eyed people from the Supervision Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs to wait in front of the tribute courtyard early.

The officials of the Ministry of Rites are no strangers to it. They are also curious when they hear that the Crown Prince has specially trained the Ministry of Internal Affairs for Chunwei.

After the joint training/teaching of the prince of the Qing Dynasty and the great Confucianism of the time, the Ministry of Internal Affairs' supervision of prohibited items can be said to have improved in quality!

A fly flying past in front of the eyes instantly distinguishes the male from the female. This can no longer be used to describe the eyesight of the Ministry of Internal Affairs!

They are comparable to the eyes of grandson monkeys, and they have evolved to the point that when a group of flies whizzes past their eyes, they can instantly distinguish which pair is a dog man and woman, which pair is a dog man man, and which pair is a sadomasochist , Which pair is a gangster!

(==? So, the Ministry of Internal Affairs has developed a pair of eyes that are good at discovering JQ...)

—————————— Every student of Qing Dynasty is an angel with broken wings—————————————

It can be considered as a beautiful day, early in the morning, the sun is shining brightly, the grass grows and the warblers fly~

The prince stood in front of the gate of the tribute courtyard and said with a sad face: "It is really not easy to study hard for ten years, so you must not cheat! I know that it is not easy for you, not only eating, drinking, sleeping, but also sleeping in a circle of one foot In such a small space, you can’t even take a shower to get rid of the smell, this is really cruel to us!” [Brief Heartache]

So my dear, let's go clean before the exam~~

As a result, the candidates who could not resist were pulled into a large room similar to a public bath, and began to wash their hands in vain...

Of course, occasionally I will meet some bunkers who would rather die than take off their clothes——

"Scholars can be killed but not humiliated! You are contemptuous of human rights!"

Everyone stared at him with monster eyes, "Brother, you haven't even been to a public bath..." It's so dirty!

Bunker Lord: "..."

The crown prince crossed Erlang's legs and raised his chin: "Come here, let me pick him up."

So everyone yelled and rushed forward, pressing their hands and feet, covering their mouths, tearing their clothes, tearing their pants, and taking their boots off!Soon, the bunker was all gone... the densely copied test questions on his body...

(==The source of ancient tattoos was finally found by Mao Mao?)

"Huh?" The prince rubbed his chin in puzzlement. "Is this a treasure map?" A bunker desperately shook his head.

"Oh~ It is said that the rebels of the Tiandihui like to stab four characters, then you must be a rebel of hodgepodge!"

"Come and take away~~"

"Whoo!"

So this time, before the exams started, there was a group of freshmen' hodgepodge of rebels, who were discovered by the wise and powerful prince with sharp eyes, and were taken directly from the bathhouse to the prison of the Ministry of Criminal Justice... Rest in peace ,Amen!

A group of people without party affiliation who had taken a shower finally got their number plates and squatted into their dens.

It's a pity that the crown prince led a group of people to start a brutal and brutal investigation before the buttocks warmed up!

The prince broke open a piece of snack, Mr. Note appeared, and a certain examinee was sweating profusely.

"You put all these things in your meal, can you still eat?"

A certain examinee shook his head very cutely...

Yong Xin greeted people to come in with a smile, took away his food basket, and took away his examination papers.

"This man is no longer alone, except that he has not yet ascended to immortality, he is a god!"

"I heard that all of you who are gods eat wind and drink dew, and don't eat fireworks in the world. In this case, there is no need to provide him with food and drink. Three incense sticks are offered to him every morning, noon and evening, and it will take three full days!"

"Whoo!"

The prince held a grain of millet and studied it carefully with a magnifying glass.

The beautiful teeny-headed lowercase letters jump out on the rice, which can be said to be three-point exquisite in the rice! "Good words!" The prince couldn't help admiring from the bottom of his heart.

Yong Xin greeted people to come in with a smile, took away his food basket, and took away his examination papers.

"Brother, you have good eyesight! Since you have such great ambitions, I will naturally fulfill your reputation."

"Come here~ stand tall and see far, and tie this brother to the flagpole."

"During the day, you can fly in the wind, attracting bees and butterflies; at night, you can sacrifice your life to feed mosquitoes, and benefit everyone. Great kindness, great kindness!"

"Ah..."

The prince poked a certain student's forehead with a small wooden stick, and a small white ball of paper slipped from his hair.

"Yo~ I have terrible dandruff, why don't I use Head & Shoulders?"

Yong Xin greeted people to come in with a smile, took away his food basket, and took away his examination papers.

"Since Xiongtai is deeply troubled by scalping, why don't you just shave him, shave him clean, and leave no trace of his hair!"

"Come here~ Prepare a wooden fish for this master who is devoted to Buddha. Starting today, I will recite scriptures for Gu for three days."

"No! Your Highness, please spare me! The papers were already soaked when I took a shower just now, really!"

"Hmm..." The crown prince touched his chin and sighed regretfully.

"Since the master has already disregarded the world of mortals and made up his mind to go away, Gu can't use the worldly etiquette to embarrass you anymore..."

"Come here ~ directly send to Huguo Temple for renovation ~"

"Ah..."

A pigeon flew across the sky, and the prince shot it with an arrow.The surrounding audience applauded and praised: "Prince Lord V5!"

A black-bellied child picked up the note and looked at it: "Huh? Isn't this a test question? Why did you pass the test right after the test started?"

All the examiners backed away with horror on their faces, it's over... That unlucky one dared to break through the question!Isn't this going to be them!

Yong Xing patted his chin and looked at the crowd, "Let's see it~ Anyway, it's a headless case, so I don't want to find out who it is."

After finishing speaking, he pointed to the sky, "It's just that the national treasury is very tight recently. From today on, there are only vegetables and no meat. If you really want to eat meat, let everyone live on pigeon meat!"

All the examiners: "..." Mother, ah, ah, ah!

The crown prince frowned at the stunned examinee, and then hid far away in embarrassment. "what happened to him?"

"Return to Your Highness... This son hid the cheating thing in his belly, tied his forehead with a string..."

Yong Xing interrupted his description, and with a look of disgust, he called people in to take away his food basket and his examination papers.

"I don't know it, it's obviously morning sickness, and I might lose my size!"

"==Huh?!" Master, this is a man... I guess.

"Ah, what? Haven't even men and boys heard of it? Sure enough, I have no experience!" The prince waved his hands calmly.

"Come here~ Give this pregnant woman a vat of anti-fetal medicine. If you can't give birth to a baby, you are not allowed to stop."

"... Scum..." How can I pour out the child?The slave is the eunuch...

(Cough, cough, hey! Upstairs you are thinking about something that is not CJ!)

After the crown prince's sweep of locusts crossing the border, no one dared to cheat anymore. [far eye]

The prince, who had been busy all morning, rolled on the big soft bed in Yuqing Palace, hugging the soft quilt and pillows.

Acridine ~ happy to die ~

Well, we can foresee that the little bastard who cheated so many people will sleep soundly, sweet, fluffy and delicious~

The author has something to say: ///[Covering face] What's the matter~ Maomao has an update today~

[Holding Heart] I hope everyone can sleep soundly, sweet, soft and delicious! [bite~]