Rebirth 1/2 Wastewood

Fan Wai. Golden Bricks. Every day I go to school and see my second uncle acting cute

First love always happens to unexpected people on unexpected occasions.

"This is Hubert, who just transferred from Zeus City today. Welcome." The counselor, Ms. Yiwen, brought a new partner to Jinzhu and his classmates after the morning reading class. , a little boy with golden brown curly hair, a pair of water blue eyes are big and bright, as if the aura of the entire ocean has been concentrated.

"Okay, student Hobert, please sit in the vacant seat in the fourth row of the first group. For the courseware, you can ask your BRIC classmate at the next table to help you download it." Miss Yiwen said with a smile, "Thank you." Hubert bowed to Miss Yiwen very politely, and walked off the podium with his schoolbag in his hand. Although he was small, he was straight and straight, giving him an imposing appearance.

Jin Zhuan watched his new classmate walk all the way to the seat next to him, and suddenly there was a familiar and indescribable sense of intimacy in his heart. He stretched out his hand involuntarily and whispered: "Hello, my name is Jin Zhuan."

Hobert seemed to have just noticed his existence, and nodded coldly: "Hello."

Proud little cock!Gold Brick withdrew his hand in embarrassment, lay on the desk, and secretly inspected his new neighbors under the cover of holographic courseware. Hobert was dressed in a neat student uniform like other students—dark blue suit jacket, suit shorts of the same color, and white socks It was spotless save for two small green ovals embroidered on the collar of the white shirt.

"Is that a bamboo leaf? Do you like bamboo leaves?" Jinzhu stretched his neck and asked in a low voice, but within two seconds he forgot that his hot face had just touched someone's cold butt.

Hobert looked at Miss Ivan who was giving a lecture, his beautiful eyebrows frowned, and just when Gold Brick thought he would ignore him, he lowered his head and whispered, "Well, yes, the family logo."

"Really." The BRIC classmate, who would be bright when given some sunshine, immediately pulled off his bow tie to show him, "I have pandas here, they eat bamboo." There is actually a little panda hidden under the bow tie , only the size of a fingernail, the first button of the original shirt was replaced with a panda button.

Panda lovers...you're still so naive even though you're in middle school... Hobert had three black lines on his forehead, and turned his head away from him.

【are you angry? 】

A small dialog box suddenly popped up in the lower right corner of the teaching courseware. Hobert was taken aback. He looked around. Everyone was studying the class very seriously. The table grinned at him, revealing a big white tooth with a decayed side.

[Is it because I said I want to eat you? 】

Three black lines hung down Hobert's face again, trying to say don't disturb my class, but he couldn't find a way to reply - the school courseware originally strictly prohibited students from communicating in private messages during class, and there was no chat function at all.

As a result, the other party's private message was sent again in less than a second [Can I buy you a soda after class? (Reply)] At the end of the dialogue box this time, a reply interface was provided thoughtfully.

Oh yes, he is the son of the Matrix...

【Shut up】

[What about the potato balls? (reply)】

【I'm going to tell the teacher】

【…】This time the reply interface is gone, Hobert glanced at the next door out of the corner of his eye, and the gold brick was still lying on the desk like a mollusc, with a lonely expression on his face.

I'm still a child... Hobert shook his head helplessly, and wanted to say something more, but he couldn't find the reply interface. When he opened the background history, there was no record of the call at all.

Sure enough, he is the son of The Matrix==|||

[You got something on your right sleeve, is it cream? 】A message popped up suddenly, Hobert was taken aback, raised his right elbow to look, there was nothing there.

"Okay, the new students are very enthusiastic, so let's invite Mr. Hobert to answer this question for everyone." Miss Ivan's words startled Hobert, and he raised his eyes in surprise, only to realize that he Raising the right hand is the standard asking and answering gesture.

Was plotted against, and...

Hobert gritted his teeth helplessly. Miss Ivan gave him an encouraging look, then glanced at the mollusk next to him, and frowned unhappily: "Brick, do you have to make up your etiquette class again? Last night Didn’t you wake up? Come up and do some calculations for us with Hobert, just refresh yourself.”

=口=||| With a look of being struck by lightning, it took Sparta three seconds to stand up listlessly, and followed Hobert onto the podium.

The experimental classes are all top students selected from the noble children. The courseware used is much more difficult than that of normal schools. Multiple points are already used in mathematics in the second year of middle school. Of course, this is not difficult for Hobert, who was a genius in his previous life. Those who were disturbed by the gold bricks didn't attend the class at all, but quickly solved the problem of finding the surface area with the optimal method.

After writing the last number, Hobert turned his head and peeked at the gold brick. Surprisingly, this guy who had been lying on the table in a squid state since the beginning of class had just finished writing the last number.

"Our answers are different." Mr. Squid grinned, his white teeth neatly arranged on the pink gums, and the wormholes on the big teeth on the side and rear were impressive.

==|||What is there to be happy about?And... Jin Yi can't spare some time to take him to get his teeth fixed... Hobert suddenly lost his mind, and it was not until Miss Ivan's exaggerated voice sounded in his ears that he brought his thoughts back to reality.

"It's perfect, Mr. Hobert, students, let us applaud him!" Miss Ivan hung a shining star next to Hobert's answer, and then typed on the calculation result of the gold brick next to him. A big X, "Student BRIC, I hope you will listen carefully in class in the future, and ask Mr. Hobert for advice. He is one year younger than you. If you continue like this, you will fall behind."

Gold Brick nodded humbly, his big eyes gleamed with the light of CJ: "Mr. Hobert is amazing, teacher, can I apply to join his study group?"

"Student Hobert just transferred here today, so he probably hasn't formed a study group yet."

"Then can I ask him to join my study group?"

Ms. Yiwen said depressedly: "As far as I know, you haven't set up a study group, BRICS student." Doesn't this panda lover usually look down on the behavior of studying together?

"Then the two of us can just form a study group?" Gold Brick asked Ms. Yiwen, and after getting an affirmative answer, she enthusiastically shook classmate Hobert's little hand, "The teacher agreed, and then we will Be together!"

Hobert: "..." What kind of words are these!

With BRIC's insistence and Miss Yiwen's encouragement, Hobert had no choice but to form a study group with Panda Control.After the sixth class in the afternoon, there is a chemical practice class twice a week. The whole class shares a chemical laboratory in pairs. Unfortunately, the group list announced by the teacher puts Hobert and Panda in the same group. Together.

"What a coincidence." Jin Zhuan grinned, wearing a dirty white coat over his school uniform, obviously he was lazy and didn't wash it after using it last time.

"Indeed." Hobert looked at him coldly, do you think I don't know that you sneaked into the backstage and modified the teacher's group list?

"Your clothes are so white." Gold Brick patted Hobert's new snow-white coat, flatteringly praised, "You are also very white."

Hobert felt that his black thread was not enough...

"Do you want me to help you set up a test bench?" Gold Brick asked hospitablely.

As a genius who has lived two lifetimes, Hobert doesn't think he needs help for such a trivial matter: "No need, I can do it myself."

"Okay..." Gold Brick didn't seem disappointed at all, lying on the experiment table shaking his head, his big eyes sparkling.

Hobert felt that something was wrong, but he didn't think much about it. He skillfully set up the test bench, the flask, the condenser tube, the magnetic stirrer... and it was completed quickly. However, when he took out the medicine bottle from the medicine cabinet, shocked.

Can't open, can't open each one, can't open even with a rag...

"Bottles are tight." Jinzhuan said sympathetically, "You must not eat too much green pepper."

"What?" Hobert was puzzled holding the potion bottle.

"My mother said that children who are picky eaters don't grow tall and have no strength." The golden brick floated behind him like a ghost, "You see, you are so much shorter than me...do you want me to help?"

Hobert was completely speechless, but after trying many times, he still couldn't open the medicine bottle, so he had to hand the bottle to him: "Thank you."

"You're welcome, we're a study group." Gold Brick unscrewed the potion bottle and handed it to him with a smile on his face, "Official match~"

Official match with your sister!Hobert would have liked to pour the chalk from the bottle on his head!

After two hours of depressing chemistry practice class, Hobert was about to vomit blood. He couldn't figure out who organized the chemistry lab in this school, and why he screwed every lid so tightly that he had to do it every time. To get the potion, I have to beg an annoying panda control for help, and by the way, he takes advantage of it verbally.

"Eat more green peppers in the future, boys who are picky eaters will become weak." He also said this when school was over!

hateful!

Hobert shut himself in his room and sulked as soon as he got home, and didn't even go down to the housekeeper's call for supper.

"The young master doesn't seem very happy. Could it be that he was wronged in the new school? He didn't come down for dinner." The housekeeper worriedly reported to the mistress who came back from work, although his young master broke his head when he was three years old. In the future, it seemed that I had injured my facial nerves, and I didn't have much expression, but today my facial paralysis has obviously worsened.

"Really, I'll go up and see him." The worried mother knocked on the door of her son's room: "Hobert, did you encounter any unpleasant things in the new school?"

"No." Since he was reborn eight years ago, Hobert has always respected this gentle mother, "I'm sorry Mom, I'm just a little sleepy."

"Well, there is a slight time difference between Zeus City and York City, just get some sleep." The mother put a glass of milk on the son's bedside, "After your father finishes the handover procedures, we can go to the city to play and get familiar with it." Take a look at this city and you'll love it, my boy."

"Yeah." Hobert nodded obediently, and his mother stroked his head, "Sleep well tonight, if someone bullies you at school, tell mom right away, okay?"

"Nothing, the teacher is very kind, and the classmates are very dear to me." Except for the ubiquitous panda control.

"That's good." The mother breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the housekeeper was overthinking, so she gave him a few more words and left.

Hobert heaved a long sigh of relief. His mother's gentleness could always soothe the depression and irritability in his heart. It has been eight years, and his state of mind is quite different from when he was just reborn. He no longer hates the family of the soldier who killed him. , and no longer grudges about his father's illegitimate son, and even the guy who took up his body, who doesn't know who it is, has no obsession to expose him-he retired from the army after the investigation subsided , opened a very large ancient martial arts arena, which is very popular with the public. Last year, the Federal Games actually added a competitive event named after him-"Yan's Fighting".

Maybe all of this is God's will, this is the life that "Yan Yijie" should have, and he is Hobert, an ordinary child born in a large French family, if his father in this life was not transferred to York City, he will live in the remote city of Zeus for the rest of his life, and will no longer have any intersection with the people and things of the previous life.

Speaking of which, that kid is really lingering, he has dug holes for me every day in his previous life, and he will not change his mind in this life... Hobert thought of the panda control that has bothered him for two lifetimes, and for some reason, the corner of his mouth suddenly pulled out A faint smile.

Open the teaching courseware, the homework on the first day of school has been corrected, and the comments of the teachers of each subject are pasted behind the homework, advanced mathematics, analytic geometry, astrophysics... The homework "My Ideal" in the last writing class is still regarded as The sample essay is posted in the public reading area.

wait, what is this?Hobert was surprised to open a model essay, which was different from his "excellent model essay", this was a "special essay" that was regarded as a negative teaching material——

"my first love"

BRICS

First love always happens to unexpected people on unexpected occasions.

This morning, when Miss Yiwen walked into our classroom with a new classmate, I knew that the unavoidable fate in my fate had arrived. Van Helsing Hobert, from the first second I saw him, I knew know he is my Mr.right...

Hobert's brain "boomed", and he didn't have the courage to read the following content at all.

What is this thing written on?Did someone write "My XX" like this?What's going on in his head?Green pepper?

Hubert, who was in a mess in the wind, pulled the scroll bar to the bottom, where the writing teacher's sharp comment was pasted: "Puppy love is shameful, reject and rewrite, other students, please do not follow suit."

However, what follows is a string of comments from other students watching:

"Love."

"True love on the cliff, come downstairs."

"Be together."

"Let's be together +1, keep the formation behind."

"Let's be together +2."

"..."

God, what's going on with the kids these days?Has the generation gap between us widened so far?

The word "anger" can no longer simply express Hobert's mood at the moment. In fact, his mood is much more complicated, with a sense of embarrassment that can't be laughed at, and a sense of helplessness... By the way, how old is this kid?Twelve or thirteen?Could it be that early marriage and early love are hereditary?

Hobert, who couldn't accept the reality, decided to take a bath and calm down. However, when he came out, he found that a new negative textbook had been released, and the author was still the same——

"My Second Uncle"

BRICS

I have two second uncles, one is the second uncle in the past and the other is the current second uncle. Although everyone likes my current second uncle, I think the former one is the real beauty.

(Teacher's comment: Improper use of words!)

I used to deeply admire my second uncle. If a person is withdrawn, indifferent, irritable, and nervous, the people around him will definitely stay away from him. But although my second uncle has all the above shortcomings, my grandfather, Uncle Kui and Uncle Kui still love him deeply, including me.So this makes me adore, if you know my mother can't wait to strangle me, although I am cute, as long as I make a little mistake like dirtying the floor or stealing dog food, he will kill me. Would jump up and beat me up with a feather duster.

(Teacher's comment: Divine logic!)

Because of a major event that I don’t know well, my second uncle has been questioned by many people. The military even investigated him, saying that he missed the military plane and ignored human lives, but I believe that he is actually a weak and sensitive person deep down. He is so kind that he is reluctant to run over an ant, they don't understand him.

The real black-bellied emperor should be like my dad who would quietly glue the seasoning jar at home after every fight with his wife, and then wait for my mom to ask him to help open it, not like my second uncle. With a gothic face, he is actually a young and fresh young man.Peeling off his paralyzed appearance, what lives in his heart is a Holy Mother...

Hobert once again lost the courage to look on, what is this?The eulogy written by the second-hand nephew to the Holy Mother?And what happened to those reagent bottles that couldn't be opened this afternoon?Gu Chen, can't you teach your son something good?

Hobert scanned the entire article at a glance while vomiting blood silently in his heart, and turned to the bottom. This time, the teacher’s comment was a bit long: the logic of this article is chaotic, the words are strange, the theme is vague, and it is suspected that the student has a tendency to have a dual personality , can't distinguish between reality and fantasy, and has unhealthy assumptions about the second uncle in his imagination. It is recommended that parents apply for psychological counseling for 3~5 sessions. In addition, the rewriting is rejected again.

The following is still the comments of the onlookers:

"The second uncle of the Holy Mother is cute, and the next year is king."

"What about Mr. Hobert?"

"Let the three of you be together."

"Yes, let's be together."

"..."

They are all children, so you don’t need to be familiar with them…

After closing the courseware, Hobert tried his best to take a deep breath to calm down his emotions. Looking up, outside the glass curtain wall of the bedroom was the starry night of York City, passing through two blocks, and then going up a vertical area, which is Lion Street. Guys, at this time, he must be still thinking hard about how to rewrite the composition "My XX".

The initial anger gradually passed away, and an indescribable warmth suddenly rose in the cold heart. Perhaps what Jin Zhu said was right, he has always been a person who pretends to be weak with coldness. He originally longed for a warm life under the sun, but Because the grievances of the previous generation planted obsessions for myself, in the short life of more than 20 years in the previous life, I repeatedly changed my nature, making myself mean, indifferent, selfish... hurting myself and the people around me.

【Are you going to sleep? 】

A private message suddenly popped up from the personal intelligence brain in the standby state: [I saw you were reading my model essay in the public area, and the IP suddenly disappeared] Hobert sat down at the table again, and returned a message to him after thinking for a long time [ Did you glue the caps on those reagent bottles today? 】The other party was silent for a while before answering【No】

Hobert breathed a sigh of relief, but he added another sentence [I just tightened everything =_=] Puff - Hobert almost spat blood on Zhinao, Jinzhu immediately answered [I'm sorry, I Can I buy you a soda tomorrow as an apology? 】【No! ] Hobert angrily put an exclamation mark.

After a long, long time, he himself thought that he would never talk to him again. For some reason, he said again: [I want potato balls! 】

Almost at the same moment, Gold Brick's reply popped up [Okay].

First love always happens to unexpected people on unexpected occasions