Rebirth 1/2 Wastewood

Gu Chen's words pierced Yan Gao's heart like a knife, and Xing Jiang, who had not changed color before the collapse of Mount Tai, showed a look of pain and anger in his eyes, the thumb of his left hand on his knee trembled indistinctly, and the back of his hand The veins burst out.

The air pressure in the living room plummeted, and it fell into silence again.

Jin Yi, the first victim of the marriage letter incident, stood between his godfather and his fiancé, but completely ignored the bursts of hostility emanating from the two men with powerful auras. In the midst of the shock - Gu Chen and I are married, and I am himself, isn't that? Gu Chen is going to marry himself =口=! ! !

Zi Lian Emperor is indeed an existence that even gods cannot stop, self-attack and self-sufficiency can no longer satisfy his perverted strong heart, and now he actually wants to marry himself!He has to take care of himself!

Jin Yi looks stunned on the surface, but his heart is gushing hot lava like a volcanic eruption. Gu Chen can do whatever he wants, anyway, no one can do anything to him just like him. The question is, what should I do?Did I just become cannon fodder for their father-son battle?I'm only 16 years old, I've never even kissed my sister's mouth as a virgin in two lifetimes, and I'm actually a married man, it's not a married woman, it doesn't seem right??

Well, it's not important, what's important is that I don't want to marry a man, especially a man like Gu Chen who is so evil and crazy, God, is it too late for me to divorce him now?Does Xing take care of such a big organ to get divorced?

"Sages don't need to get entangled." Shangguan Che appeared at the right time and persuaded him gently, "Actually, it's good to get married, it just happens to tie him by your side, so that you won't be unable to find someone when you need him one day. Think on the bright side."

I haven't seen you for a few hours and you have learned dialectics. Jin Yiku said haha, "Master, marriage is a major event in a lifetime. Of course a real man like me should find a soft girl who is gentle, virtuous and capable of giving birth to a baby as his wife. I am Straight men, I don't want to be gay."

Shangguan Che said earnestly: "Sage, it is wrong to discriminate against homosexuals. In fact, a stable marriage requires complementarity. You are so gentle and virtuous, and you might even have a baby. Why do you have to find someone who is similar to yourself? According to the teacher, if you want to find a girl, then you are gay in the true sense, besides, Gu Chen is not useless, at least he has an innate pure yang energy."

The leader is worthy of being the leader, he can cut straight to the core every time, and the lethality is to some extent several times greater than that of Zi Liandi. Deep in Jin Yi's heart, he began to vomit old blood again. Gentle and virtuous, I can take it as an irony. Giving birth to a baby is too cruel. When will the whole world agree that I can only find a man to live with? Nei Niu turned his head all over his face, and even the fancy girl at the kitchen door was stunned. Nod at him.

"I will investigate this matter in detail." Yan Gao is a star general after all, he quickly calmed down, restored his majestic and indifferent expression, stood up and said to Jin Yi, "Xiao Yi, no matter what, your father Hand you over to me before you die, and I will be responsible to him. You don’t have to go back to the general’s mansion until you prove the legitimacy of this document, but you must stay in your own apartment. You grew up in the aristocratic district, I don’t understand how chaotic the civilian area is.” Glancing at Gu Chen coldly, he said, “I don’t want to judge your so-called fiancé, but as an elder, I must warn you, respect yourself and love yourself so you can do it yourself!”

Yan Gao led Yan Yicheng away, the door closed, Gu Chen's stiff back seemed to be suddenly relieved of a heavy load, and his straight shoulders slumped slightly.

"Can you explain to me now?" There were only two parties left in the family, and Jin Yi crossed his arms and looked at his fiancé angrily.

Gu Chen seemed to have just noticed his existence, turned around, and said, "As you can see, we have signed a marriage certificate, and now I am your fiancé, legal first guardian."

"Then you are really a prophet. You knew two months ago that you would be reborn in a month?" Jin Yi sneered. Not only did he know how to entrust you to an adulterer, but he also knew how to find you a husband who is a physical therapist in Maimiao Town, oh, he must have had a herniated lumbar disc during his lifetime, right?"

"Don't make fun of my dad's name!" Gu Chen narrowed his eyes dangerously, took two steps closer, and looked at Jin Yi with folded arms: "And I told you a long time ago, you are me, and I dominate me ,clear?"

"Then have you ever thought that your original body is not a walking dead, it contains a soul, alive!" Jin Yi pointed to the tip of his nose, and said without giving in, "Do you know who is in charge of this body now? ? Did you consider my feelings when you arranged all of this? Do you know the feeling of a child rushing up to hug your thigh and calling dad when you are walking on the main road? You are not afraid that I will not be able to stand the excitement and burst blood vessels. ?"

Gu Chen was suffocated by his fiery eyes and angry tone, took a deep breath, his eyes softened slightly, and said: "Okay, I'm wrong on this point, you should be notified about this matter in advance." He He said "notification" instead of "discussion". It is obvious that he has not realized where his fundamental mistake is until now.

However, it is rare enough for him to correct his mistakes when he knows his mistakes in a reasonable way. Jin Yi actually has a feeling that he wants to forgive him—I thought he would hang his neck and refuse to admit his mistakes—as expected, habit is a terrible thing. , if a person snatches two lollipops from you every day, and suddenly only snatches one lollipop one day, you will have the illusion that you have made money Informed" Jin Yi, immediately confessed: "I infiltrated into the marriage registration office's network before, and added a fake registration form to the database two months ago, setting our wedding date at Yan Gao Before the time of signing the transfer of custody. I forged all the signatures on the marriage papers - I often signed contracts for Dad, and no one could tell the difference between us."

"But why do you do this? I know you don't want to recognize Yan Gao as your godfather, but is there really no other way? Do you have to use such an extreme method? Are you not afraid to marry yourself?"

"No more." Gu Chen said sincerely, "Besides killing Yan Gao, this is the only way that works."

=口=|||Jin Yi was choked by his blunt answer, took a breath and asked him again: "Are you sure it's perfect? ​​Yan Gao is a star general, what if he finds out this marriage letter Fake, are you going to jail?"

"He can't find it." Gu Chen smiled with the corners of his mouth curled up, looking like the most arrogant person in the world, "The Marriage Registry has the worst system security among all government departments. I not only stuffed a fake The form went in, and a system notification was sent to their clerk, telling them that a paper marriage certificate was lost in the archives, so they sent me a special letter last week, asking me to make up a copy of the original, so now whether it is Both the electronic version and the physical version of the program documents are reasonable and legal.”

Now that Jin Yi has to admire his IQ, A-level is A-level, fortunately he has never had the idea of ​​robbing a bank so far.

It seems that getting married is already a certainty, and Jin Yi is ready to accept the reality. Anyway, he has no ability to go in and out of the government's database and change the form back. Besides, he still wants to occupy Gu Chen's current body. He really wants to report to the supervisor It is not good for him if the agency informs him and puts him in jail.

But the biggest advantage of this matter is that it helped him get rid of Yan Gao, so getting married is not useless.

"Then what are your plans next?" Jin Yi asked Gu Chen.

"What's your plan?"

"Does it mean we can get a divorce when I turn 18?" Jin Yi couldn't believe that he hadn't thought about the future. Could it be that he really wanted to control himself for the rest of his life?

"Divorce? Why?" Gu Chen was puzzled.

Jin Yi was even more inexplicable: "Of course, you marry me because you don't want Yan Guan to control me? When I'm 18, I can take care of myself. If we don't divorce, don't we want to live together for the rest of our lives?"

Gu Chen was surprised and said: "Why not? You are me, of course I want to take care of you for the rest of my life."

Jin Yi gasped, he really didn't expect that such a romantic word like "I will take care of you for the rest of my life" could be said so cruelly by a single person, it's a lie!

"Don't you plan to marry a wife or a husband in your life?" Jin Yi asked in disbelief, "How can you marry the person you like if you don't divorce me? How can you have a baby if you don't get married? Is there a mitosis if you don't have a baby? ?"

Gu Chen thought about it for a moment, and said sincerely: "I also dreamed of finding a soul mate with the same IQ as me, but the reality is too cruel. I am afraid that such a person does not exist in the world, and I am destined to be alone for the rest of my life. .So I think it doesn’t make much difference who I marry, at least I can still control the ownership of my body when I marry you, doesn’t it?”

His tone was flat, but the whole sentence was full of "shiver, mortal". Jin Yi had already foreseen his miserable life in the second half of his life, so he couldn't help but let out a desperate roar: "But young master, I want to get married! I I want to find a girl to marry! If you don’t get a divorce, will I spend my whole life with you? You are not afraid of being struck by lightning if you occupy the latrine and don’t shit!!!”

"No way. You're married to me, I don't allow anyone to touch you, and I don't allow you to touch anyone." Gu Chen said succinctly, touched his stomach, and asked as if nothing happened, "Is breakfast ready? "

Jin Yi: (╯╬￣dish￣)╯︵┴─┴